#Take a shower

[discord-emote-customs]

a part 2 to the self care/health reminder post ! get some rest , take a shower !

[xlebcmaslom]

it's getting cold...

I don't care. I'm not as weak as you, human.

[sweetprincess156]

🚿A shower is the best therapy—warm water and ...fuck yeah, i love the showerhead.💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🙈

[v4m9ir6]

Im gonna go on a rant rn abt toll shippers

FIRST OF ALL YOU FAILED ABORTIONS INCEST IS A CRIME, AND IS DISGUSTING. THEY ARE TWIN BROTHERS!! BROTHERS AND YOU SAYING YOU WISH THEY WOULD DATE?? YOU GUYS ARE MESSED UP BC I KNOW IF SOMEONE ASKED YOU TO DATE YOUR BROTHERS OR SISTER YOU WOULD SAY THATS GROSS. BUT SAYING IT ABOUT TWIN BROTHERS ISNT??? THE AI VIDEOS THAT SOME OF YALL MAKE TO HAVE THEM KISSING OR DOING OTHER WEIRD SHIT IS SO FUCKING GROSS AND YALL NEED TO TAKE A SHOWERRRR. YOU CLEARLY WERE DROPPED ON THE HEAD AS A BABY BC NO WAY YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT. LIKE WHEN I FIRST JOINED THE FANDOM THE MOST I WOUKD SEE IS AN EDITED PICTURE TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE TOM WAS OUTTING HIS HAND DOWN BILLS PANTS, OR SOME ONE MAKING A VIDEO SAYING THEY WISH THE TWINS WOULD KISS BUT NOW YALL ARE MAKING AI VIDEOS MAKING THEM KISS!! AND ALL THE FAN FICTIONS ABOUT THE TIWNS ON WATTPAD OF THEM DATING IS JUST WEIRD AF LIKE ID RATHER READ MY LIVING NIGHTMARE AGAIN THEN READ INE IF THOSE EVEN WORSE ID READ SATANS REINCARNATED THEN ONE IF THOSE! YOU GUYS ARE SICK, GROSS, SMELLIEST, NASTIEST, ICKY, DISGUSTING PEOPLE TO WALK THE EARTH IF YOU THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT TOM AND BILL WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER! LIKE I BET SOME OF THEM ARE IN BRED THATS WHY THEY THINK THATS OKAY, GO DATE YOUR FUCKING COUSIN YOU WEIRDOS!!!!

Thank you for reading my rant!❤️❤️

[loverisad4y]

I fucking hate x reader shit with a deep passion. Tell me why me n bro are simply scrolling through the hunter x hunter tag, simply looking at the art n shit before being greeted with a Illumi x "dumb little sister reader" hcs. the fact someone would actually request that and another would fucking WRITE it out, like.. Stop feeding into people's disgusting and delusional thoughts, instead.. Take a long shower with every shampoo bottle and bars of soap then step outside (for the first time). Y'all are nasty asf bro, stop requesting these nasty ass requests to other delusional people whom write it out..

Keep in mind, Incest isn't cute! Yandere isn't cute! Noncon / r@pe isn't cute! Kidnapping isn't cute! None of that shit is cute!! Swear on my life, all of you x reader fans are actually weird as shit for requesting that shit. Y'all so desperate that it became so bad as to even resulting to asking another delulu / weird ass person to write out ur disgusting requests. Pls take a long look at yourself at the mirror and take a very long shower cuz ik y'all stink like ass.

And I hate the fact that they would request some nasty shit w a character that wouldn't do shit like that.. Like no, Illumi may be bad and such in his ways as seen in the anime but he would not result to no damn incest or any of that. Stop being delulu cuz that ain't gonna happen, y'all are gonna stay a virgin w some nasty stuff like that LMAO..

I also hate the fact y'all romanticized all of that stuff, like the fact delusions get so bad to the point you think "oh ya it's soooo going to be like this irl🤤🤤" when the truth is, it isn't gonna be like writings you read. No no no, shits gonna be worse irl. So take it to mind when ur delusions start delusioning too hard..

Otherwise, take a shower.

Also! Dni weird ass x reader fans & writers. Y'all stink to the point I can smell it through my phone. EWWWWW

[bunniehunn]

me seeing twst first year 18+ come across my tumblr feed.

(I literally thought it was just some nice normal Jack art and then in the comments the artist mentioned they drew a version of him naked on their patreon and were saying some… THINGS about him... the way they talked about him literally made me want to throw up. HE’S SIXTEEN.)

[yuklonna]

“my __ targaryen character ai bot deleted :( all my hard work is gone” a teenage boy committed suicide? Can the asoiaf fandom please show any emotion other than blatant selfishness

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Be right back I'm going to take a shower. If I'm brave enough I'll post a selfie afterwards because I'm desperate for validation. Keep an eye on my Tumblr while I'm gone. Also heads up I'm a trans woman who looks like this.

[vorpal-vortex]

stinky winky

TW: Suggestive themes on the audio

[raccoonfallsharder]

✩࿐࿔ take a frickin' shower. [new 11/7]

fluff | gn reader | no use of y/n | drabble | word count: 1,359. read more on ao3 | ✩࿐࿔ take what you need masterlist | main masterlist

sometimes a shower takes too much energy, but the captain is here to coerce you. sure, there are other ways to keep yourself clean in a pinch, but everyone knows you just feel better after a shower. and right now many of us could do with feeling a little better.

so sorry this has been so long in coming, nonnie-love. i hope you find it useful and comforting. honestly, you're not alone. showers take a lot of spoons sometimes but they are almost always worth it. imo, it is as hard to get out of a shower as it is to get in. (go take one anyway. right now, if you can.)

You stare up at the ceiling of your Knowhere apartment. Something like sunlight filters in, pearly and gossamer across the bone-plaster. It’s lovely outside, you know — not too warm, and not too cold. The skull has been parked the perfect distance from a protostar wreathed in emerald and claret diamond-dust — a favorite peace-time location for your fellow Knowhere locals, who’ve taken to calling the star Gamora. It casts a mint-and-rose glow across the fabricated atmospheric shield, creating the illusion of a cotton-candy sky from the ocular and occipital observation decks. The colors blend with the manufactured wake-shift lights inside the skull, and it all creates a pretty, springlike effect that you haven’t seen anywhere else. And still, it’s hard to make yourself do anything. Right now is an excellent example. You haven’t been able to shower in days — barely scraping up the energy to splash water on your face in the morning. You’d barely managed to take your clothes down to the laundromat a few hours earlier, and now getting up to go retrieve them seems impossible. You lift your head — only to thump it back down into the downy pillow. Then you do it again. And again. Except on the final soft thump, there’s a new sound: a thud. It takes you a puzzled second to place it: the toe of a rubber-soled shoe, bouncing off the door. Welp. Only one asshole who knocks with his foot.

read more on ao3 ✩࿐࿔ for nonnie ♡

need more reminders from rocket?

the world is hard, and sometimes it's difficult to complete daily tasks & take care of yourself (aka rocket bullies you for your own damn good).

feel free to ✩ request reminders ✩ via reblogs, asks, and tumblr or ao3 comments if they would be helpful for you. it may take me a hot minute to get to them depending on life n stuff, but i will do my best. if you’d like to join my fanfiction taglist, please comment or send me a message or ask! ♡

this is about as wholesome as it gets (for me) i think. can be read platonically or romantically. mcu-based anthology, meant to take place post-volume-3, but headcanon however you want ♡

✩࿐࿔ take what you need masterlist

eat somethin. (wc: 576)

go to frickin bed already. (wc: 737)

get outta bed & get your shit done.(wc: 925)

take a damn bath. (wc: 1,375)

leave your frickin skin alone. (wc: 1,579)

take a fuckin study break.(wc: 1,020)

drink some goddamn water. (wc: 1,209)

stop destroying your frickin clothes. (wc: 1,609)

just buy the damn thing already. (wc: 1,271)

it's frickin laundry day. (wc: 1,923)

get some sunshine, sunshine. (wc: 1,614)

did you take your damn meds today? (wc: 1,288)

schedule your fuckin' appointments.(wc: 1,222)

do your goddamn dishes. (wc: 994)

brush your frickin' teeth. (wc: 1,774)

nobody fuckin hates you (wc: 1,231)

stop biting your goddamn nails (wc: 2,920)

take a frickin' shower (wc: 1,359 ) for nonnie ♡

if you find any of these at all helpful, they're meant for you.

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total word-count: 24,667.

[starlawoah]

tordeddsworld him he

[thepeacefulgarden]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

You are allowed to lie down or sit down to take a shower. You don't need anyone's permission, and no one is going to stop you. The "Shower Police" aren't going to come and arrest you. There's no law that says you need to stand to take a shower. If standing is "too much," then sit down or lie down.

[sweetprincess156]

🚿🚿A refreshing shower after my workout.😉I like the shower head❤️

[thefruitybasket]

ok yall got me with this im actually at a loss for words. what the fuck

[thxnks4themrms]

Mayhem fans are so fucking annoying like they’re basically the Taylor swift fans of metal

First of all they need to take a shower, second they practically worship the band as if it’s the best thing to ever exist WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY MORE BM BANDS THAT ARE LIKE 100% BETTER

[thephoenixreaper]

I thought I said this earlier (Shit went to my drafts instead 🤦🏾‍♀️) but I hope all the mfs that was saying some hateful shit to Rock, Ava and everyone else involved and/or not involved, I hope yall feel stupid or eat a dick. Whatever comes first.