#TWO DAYS.

[itwouldeatyoualive]

we need to kill filbrick pines

[existencebringsonlypain]

forgot to go on a blocking spree for a couple days

[bedforddanes75]

LOVE LOVE POVE your blogs theme change! I can't wait for fridayyy

THANK YOU QUEEN 🤞 i'm vibrating like i can't wait TWO DAYS.

[taibobo]

Whoa! easy boy!

down boy!

down!

I MISSED HIM.

[adelaidedrubman]

when the riverdale final airs can you give us a recap bc i have never consumed an episode of riverdale via watching but only via tumblr posts

when the riverdale finale airs there will be no way y’all will be able to get me to shut up about it

[treecakes]

such a kind boy. too bad he died. :/

[t4tstarvingdog]

Oh Fuck

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[thegodoffortune]

from 8 months ago

animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[drops-of-universe]

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

[shining-just-4-u]

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[specshroom]

Demon / imp friend who keeps pretending they can't control their tail⤵

Pretending to be bashful when it winds its way around your thigh or wraps around your waist.

"Oh! Sorry haha, this damn thing. Like it has a mind of it's own 😅"

You let it slide because you like them, until one day you see them not so discreetly catch a pencil with their tail and manoeuvre it expertly back into the pen holder on the desk it fell from.

You pretend not to notice, your sneaky suspicion now confirmed.

So the next time they're sitting next to you and their slinky tail starts winding around the fat of your thigh, you're so ready for it.

"You're doing it again."

They turn away from what they were pretending to focus on, act all bashful and start apologising,

"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

Before your demonic friend can retreat, you cross your legs, effectively trapping their coiled tail between your warm thighs.

"It's alright, I don't mind."

You say dismissively, as you lightly stroke the arrow shaped point at the end of the tail with your thumbs.

You feel them shiver and look up to see them practically panting, staring down at you with heart shaped eyes and hot cheeks.

⛧𖤍⛧

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Vulpix line