#TW: Suggestive

[kriimhild]

they still pillowfighting

pov: they were pillow fighting edit: I’m having fun in pillowfort, do not disturb! see ya tomorrow. :))

[beidak-art]

This is Huno's every evening since he met Bogna.

feat. @grozat Bogna

[skyrim-forever]

Worst Places to Jerk Off in Skyrim

In no particular order, as they are all shit in their own ways :P

Redwater Spring

Unless you are a vampire or werewolf then you are getting all the diseases. And if you are a vampire, don't do that to the food??? Unless, you're into that 😏

2. Altar of Molag Bal

I don't even need to say why, y'all already know. If you are so inclined (I'm not kink shaming I'm kink asking why) go to the one in Castle Volkihar at least. Don't do it in Markarth my guy

3. The Dwemer Lockbox at Septimus Signus's Outpost

Okay, this might just be me but it would be impossible to have a good time inside a giant Dwemer mechanism with Hermaeus Mora lurking around. HOWEVER, I am aware I am posting this on tesblr on monsterfucker.com so if you are an enjoyer of tentacles than this may be a top spot. You do you bestie, have fun becoming a Seeker someday <3

4. The Chantry of Auri-El

Gelebor has been through enough

5. Frostfall Lighthouse

You probably don't want to anyways

6. Inside Tel Mithryn with Neloth is there

This also has the caveat as some of you (including myself to an extent) are into Neloth. That said, I feel like he would absolutely destroy you with insults that even if he didn't ban you you'd never come back

7. The Warren

Wahoooo second Markarth location! Incredibly depressing, would not be a good vibe

8. The Chill

It's fuckin cold my guy

9. Yngvild

Also cold but more importantly, Arondil has major issues. The room of dead women, the contents of his journals NOPE I am kinkshaming him

10. The Butcher's murder room in Hjerim

Let's offer the dead some peace since we cannot bring the killer to justice as the quest is always broken!!!

Feel free to add your own picks, we could also do a list of the best places ;)

[the-amazing-digital-mafia]

buff ragatha guys

[cute-sucker]

can’t stop thinking abt s1 rafe x shy!pogue!reader where he’s so mean to her but she has the fattest crush on him 😢😢

your crush on rafe cameron is almost degrading. it was exciting for him because it made him wonder how much he could push you. how much he could push you, and you'd still look at him with those adoring eyes of yours. how long you would offer up your body, innocent with your pouty lips.

it didn't matter if rafe dismissed you, or if he acted as if you didn't exist—you stayed there, trailing after him like a lost puppy. he liked it too, the thought that no matter what he did, you would still be there.

really, it was sickening how much you liked rafe. he'd push you away, cold mask on his face, the words, 'dirty pogue,' already on his lips—yet you would come back to him. with your soft words, and little gifts. sometimes you left him a small snack, a glittery pink pen etching your initials. sometimes he'd try not to notice the way you'd always be hopeful during parties with your tiny clothes, almost ready to talk to him.

see, he was nice to girls. how could he not be? but you. you defined every rule in the book. you were way to nice, you were a pogue, and lastly, there was the persistence. you wanted a boyfriend, not a hookup. but you were testing every limit he had with your presence.

he could barely control himself with you around, groaning softly when he saw you coming his way. there was a meekness to you, almost as if you were surprised you were even talking to him.  

"rafe?" you'd call, and when he turned around. of course, you were already blushing, pursing your lips to hide your smile, "um...would you mind signing this?"

rafe looked at you again, licking his lips before regarding your pleading look, "yea, why not. what's it for?" then he looked down at you, holding eye contact for a little longer than usual. quickly you got flustered, blinking down as you tried to hold eye contact back.

"uh—it's just for something."

"something? tryna be mysterious and shit?"

"oh no rafe! i—"

finally, he snapped, "alright listen. i know you like me, but uh, i don't do that girlfriend or boyfriend bullshit. especially not with a pogue," he drawled as he gave you a once over, before giving you slight look, "now, either we hook up or nothing."

you gulped, shocked at his outburst, but you couldn't help but pout. wasn't this what you wanted? all dressed up in your cute jumpsuit, all dolled up for him. so he could look at you, so he could appreciate you. at this point all you just wanted was him. but you couldn't give yourself up that quickly. all the blood rushed up to your head, and you knew you were blushing. hard.

"i don't know what you're talking about!" you blubbered, taking a step away from rafe. he laughed, cocking his head.

"oh shittt, don't give me those pretty eyes and tell me you don't want to fuck me?"

suddenly you bit your lip, feeling shy. this was the most you had ever said to him. of course it had to go this way. so you did what every normal person did; murmur something softly that was hard to pick up. but rafe was rafe, he perked up, eyes full of glee. as if he was enjoying your torment.

"c'mon doll, spit it out."

"i..."

"yeah? do i need to draw it out of you?" he whispered, stepping closer to you. your lashes fluttered, feeling like a deer in headlights. now or never. heat went through your body before you looked back up at him. you blinked slowly, a shy look on your face, taking a deep breath.  

"i...i do."

with his tongue tucked in his cheek, rafe leaned back, and signed the paper radiating smug satisfaction, "good. good. now that's settled, lemme finish something here before we get to that."

then rafe gave you a once over as if he knew the effect he had on you, before rising to leave, "see you tonight."

[sm-baby]

I was drawing them cuddling but this image came to mind, pehehe!

[hells-sirenqueen]

@hells-greatestdad @themosthatedbeingg

Created by https://x.com/XWM_5

[le-poofe]

Neat hat trick :)

Alternate version with a classy line from Caine “Can’t Have Any Of That Foul Language” Digitalcircus

[bitesdigitalcircus]

Someone asked if I can post a very explicit Caine pic here on tumblr but I'm not sure I'm allowed to because of the guidelines? Plz help! ♡♡

[meltedmush]

[lady-loveluck]

HEY BOO, DADDY NEEDS A LITTLE OF THAT DIRTY SOUP 🎶

This was a FUN ONE GODDAMN. Will publish timelapse tomorrow probably! Hope you like this!

[asmimir]

as promised, spicy Narilamb, brighter version and suggestive comic below the cut awawa

they ended up playing candy crush until 3am bc the lamb was a sweaty gamer

[kurokawaia]

After a long date at one of your favourite restaurants, you two now rest all snuggled up with each other, his arms tightly secured around your figure while trailing soft kisses all over your neck. A sigh of content leaves your mouth, humming as a deep peace flourishes inside of your chest.

"That food was really good, baby," you say, fingers threading through his hair, a groan of satisfaction muffling against your skin. "You feelin' me? It was so..."

Looking down, you notice how he's stop pressing kisses to you and see how his chin is now propped above your breasts, a seductive glint in his eye. Before you could even question his behaviour, his lips part to speak, "Oh yeah? Well, baby I'm going to be feeling you up all night," he grins, moving to press a hot, wet kiss below your jaw.

"Sorry!?" you exclaimed, shock evident on your features, jaw to the floor at the sudden turn of conversation.

A hum rumbles from his mouth. "What?" he asks, completely oblivious to what he had just stated moments before.

You love your out of pocket man.

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[novawuv-hazbinhotel]

i found a pretty outfit and i immediately though of alASTER(incubus Alastor) so here we go🏃💨

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

I personally think Xie Lian may take a while but eventually he turns into a Freak post canon

Like the moment he experiences sex and 1) Likes It, 2) understands How It Works and 3) Becomes Curious, it's over for Hua Cheng

Xie Lian wants to try everything and experiment with all sorts of things because its fun and his husband is open minded and enthusiastic and yeah its embarrassing at first but Xie Lian has a thick face and he has no reason to be embarrassed around Hua Cheng of all people, right?

Which is why Hua Chengzhu has been declared missing in Ghost City like three times, nobody has seen him come out of Paradise Manor in months

The whole Ghost Realm thinks Crimson Rain Sought Flower has gone into hiding and lowkey panics because if he's nowhere to be found, something bad must be about to happen!!

Meanwhile Hua Cheng is living his best life (death?) matching Xie Lian's freak and leaving all his other responsibilities to Yin Yu

(Poor Yin Yu)

[2-dsimp]

Ok how would ℕ𝕠𝕜𝕜𝕒 react to reader “accidentally” introducing him as their boyfriend instead of husband in front of their friends totally not on purpose to get a reaction out of him

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【Featuring you introducing your Yandere husband as your boyfriend】

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Tw: suggestive

You: Hey yall it’s finally time that I introduce you to the love of my life, my boyfriend, Nokka—“

Your lips were immediately snatched up by Nokka’s thumb and index finger. Your husband looked at you as if you’ve gone mad. His tricolored eyes became tiny slits set in a wide eyed death stare. As His veins began popping out upon his neck and forehead. While he leaned in close to give a heated threat against the shell of your ear.

Nokka: ”Oi wife lemme tell ya somethin If you can’t fuckin introduce me right. You know what imma do to you?”

Your husband seethed, as he sharply turned your face towards him. His forehead pressing against yours so you couldn’t escape the sheer intensity from his intense expression.

Nokka: “I will keep these pretty lips of yours hostage. Just so you can’t mouth a goddamn thing about me. Being anything other than your mothafuckin husband is that clear?”

Safe to say you didn’t try to pull that stunt again. After you guys got back home you practically became mute. From how sore your throat became after some extensive swallowing exercises courtesy of your darling husband.