#TRUE FUCKING STORY

[lookninjas]

15.

what you don't know is that there's a whole other world down that street you've never turned onto until there's a crash two miles up on South Straits and a fire truck blocking the road by that little cafe and now you're in unfamiliar territory just you and your one headlight trying to find an overpass so you can take the next left

[rangertessadarling]

Will: (brand new to his fief, barely knows the Baron and Battlemaster) Skandians: (breaching the coast of Seacliff) Battlemaster and Baron: (inadequately prepared to fight and panicking over potentially 40 attacking Skandians) Will: "hold my beer i'll invite them to dinner real quick"

[b-movie-scream-king]

“Ohhh my best friend draw stars on my scars!!🥺🥺🥺)

Okay yeah well mine draws penises. Seventh grade me was pulling up to school with a sleeve of penises.

[nine-is-not-a-ten]

me: i've been sober for 2½ days now

friend: oh congrats! sober of what?

me: water

[cicadaofthelake]

cute date idea [/p or /r]: you take me to the music store and tell me i cant buy anything because i cant make good financial decisions

[peachdoxie]

I'm doing a puzzle and trying to find a piece that goes in a specific spot. I've got like 30 pieces left but for whatever reason I can't find it. I give up and decide to pick a piece at random to try and find where it goes. Two seconds later I realize it is the piece I was just looking for.

[dreams-in-daylight]

Someone hit my car when I wasn’t even in it, but I got my insurance involved. They charged me $1000 that I wasn’t expecting, or I couldn’t have my car back from the repair place. I had to fight not to cry right there, so be careful and make sure to clarify with your insurance if you need to get them involved or not

[rottingoranges]

Atleast the random guy in Russia hacking all my stuff knows me. Atleast he cares.

[disast3rtransp0rt]

I taught WWII history in the last 4 months and let me tell you... America once imported 1,600 Nazis during Operation Paperclip and their shitty rhetoric has destroyed our country. We put money over justice and look at the damage.

We are headed straight into Nazi Germany Part 2: Republican Boogaloo if you don't fucking vote and vote FOR BIDEN. January 6th was the Trump version of a Munich Beer Hall Putsch, except instead of putting him in prison like they did with Hitler, our justice system gave him IMMUNITY.

Trump will put MORE conservatives in the SCOTUS and they will remove our rights and protections at a much faster pace than they already are. He will roll back protections for minorities. He will turn us into a fascist country because he TOLD US that's the plan.

PLEASE vote. Please. I am so tired of living in fear every day because I REMEMBER GEORGE W. BUSH. I GREW UP AFTER AN ELECTION WHERE DEMOCRATS TRIED TO TEACH THEIR PARTY A LESSON AND WE ENDED UP FUNDING THE TALIBAN AND THEN GOING TO WAR WITH THEM! FUCKING VOTE AND VOTE FOR BIDEN.

I really don't wanna relive the history I just taught.

SILENCE = DEATH

DO NOT let us live under the new Pink Triangle.

[ollydee]

me: my character is gay

tumblr: UMMMMM EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING

[firethekitty]

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

[lookninjas]

2134.

it was going pretty well actually until the fog machine came on and even that was fine until elsewhere in the building some catastrophe triggered flashing lights an automatic voice repeating "there's been an emergency in the building wait for further instructions"

this being about the point one of the cast members got a reminder forceful that PTSD doesn't care so much about time when the sirens start back up

we picked it up you know we pulled it through she was gone someone covered keep it moving hugs for afterwards rehearsal first she was back up in time to die like good sports always are

I don't know it just all feels a little on the nose some nights

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[nine-is-not-a-ten]

you will never know embarrasment until your friend stands on a toilet and you're crouching in front of it while your other friend takes a picture while laughing hysterically AND SOMEONE WALKS IN

[drac0line1nn1t]

Wade: You ever take a nap that so severely fucks you up, you can feel all your past trauma returning to you at 7 pm in the evening?

Logan: What the fuck? No?

Wade: Liar.

[manwrre]

i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target