#TRU FAX

[insanityisdivine]

Prettier than you

[exsqueezememacaroni]

that's it - those are his flirty eyes

Mike Patton, FNM photoshoot, 1/20/1995 Photos by Ola Bergman

[luaminesce]

Donna was the best companion because she had the most "normal" reaction to spacey-wacey fuckery.

[olympusreach]

[me, the other day: vincents been quiet, whats he been up to? im sure we're all wondering, including myself]

[lolaarevalo]

[xofeno]

CHICAGO P.D. 6.15, "Good Men" (2019)

[azure-steel]

Also, the fight was quite challenging but

Rufus Shinra is sexy as hell.

[firewalkingwithme]

Tru Fax and the Insaniacs - Washingtron

[mercymornsimpathizer]

Listening to the worst playlist of all time and thinking of her (ianthe)

[kanyniablue]

roaches will be like "i survived the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs(:" and then be laying there upside down twitching when no ones even touched them

[thisautistic]

my man first speaking TRU FAX

[demonscantgothere]

Look I wasn't interwst at all in the rings BUT NOW I'M GONNA JUST RO OVERANALYZE every interaction they have. I'm aboard the ship.

COME ABOARD, ALL PASSENGERS ARE WELCOME ON THE S.S. SAURONDRIEL. SAURON IS IN LOVE WITH GALADRIEL. LET'S SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. I mean, she is a Goddess, I can't blame him, but somebody made a joke in the comments on one of my posts last night about All That Saurondriel business, like something about him having two thrones and she's not there in her throne, and whenever the Orcs walk by, Sauron says, " . . . Yeah, she'll be back."

And now, in my head, it's canon that the Orcs Make Jokes About This™ on the daily, and Sauron snaps at them, "YEAH, SAY SOME SHIT TO ME. SAY IT. I'LL BEheaD YOU." fUCK. This is now canon.

EVEN SAURON CAN'T DEAL WITH SAURONDRIEL. TRU FAX.

Somebody make artwork of this, please. I need it like I need air to breathe. I need Sauron threatening to behead Orcs over his Goddess, like, baby, I get it.

[kaijuree]

I'm sorry but coil would be a tumblr user and he most definitely has tried battery acid spaghetti

FAX FAX TRU

also coil would either be a he/she or a he/they

[luaminesce]

Every time I have those typical lesbian impostor syndrome thoughts; I just remember how disgusted I am by the thought of fucking men and having their bits near me.

[busyboyfloyd]

wat els can i tell u about Floyd while iv got this... well he STINKS and hes a big fat BULLY and he haz a LITTOL BABY SQUEAK hehehe! only tru fax here!

[99bad-habits]

Hello

I have heard a rumour that U R Gay.

Can u confirm pls?

Kthx

Tru fax bro