#TONY

[the-lee-moon-matriarch]

Sera barely noticed the flash of the camera going off as she nuzzled Val's cheeks, smiling back at Tony when be spoke. "I hope to take many more photos and make many more memories with you and our little prince. Perhaps even give him a younger sibling or two." She winks "He will already have four older siblings to love and protect him. He warmed up quite nicely to my grandson Dae earlier while he was home." She giggles before putting Val in his high chair and settling in beside him at the table. "French cuisine is one of my favorites, how did you know?" She grins at him, taking the glass of wine from Faerie that Tony poured for her. "Oh you are smooth, my soulmate. Perhaps later when our little prince is asleep I can reward you for your efforts." She smirks before taking a bite of her food and letting out an almost pornographic moan "Délicieux." She purrs in delight.

At the Park

It was the anniversary of her husband's death and rather than show her sadness around her child ten, Seraphim chose the park that she always went to when she wanted to get away. She sat looking out over the water and wiped her eyes just as someone walked up. "Oh I'm sorry, did you say something?"

[batshaped]

encounter i had yesterday

after my gay tortoise wedding crasher experience i feel like there's a nonzero chance that tony's handler will see this somehow im sorry if i didn't remember what you looked like accurately, i was distracted by your shirt and the cutest puppy i ever saw in my life

[tanookitalez]

what replaying undertale in 2024 feels like

[theocanhavemyheart]

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Tony: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Tony: Did they win?

[emwheezie]

"Do you like cars?"

"Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of a film"

"No I mean like are you a car person?"

"Im a human"

[heybiji]

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Surrounded by Assassins

Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.

Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.

Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.

Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.

Bonus:

Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.

Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.

[levtolstoiz]

[carehounds]

Hydrogen bomb(the onceler) vs coughing baby(britain)

[puhpandas]

one of the beckory doodle reqs from @littledragonx777! feat a headcanon of mine that Tony has a cat named Juniper as a bonus for the cat mention

[smokbeast]

I had an urge, inspired by a meme audio

[roughridingrednecks]

Tony

[just-marvel-polls2]

Marvel Christmas poll thing 1

who’s most likely to…

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles through the years before Supernatural.

1999

Misha in Girl, Interrupted.

Jensen at Days of Our Lives lunch.

2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1998 1997 1996 1995 1994 1992 1991 1990 1987/1989 1985 1982 1978

[theocanhavemyheart]

Steve: Tony, when’s your birthday?

Tony: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Steve: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.