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to the people surprised that mario and peach are only friends, i have always been on the right side of history. mario has a tgirl ghost gf thats spends most of her time playing video games in his basement. she doesn’t show up in many games because she’s shy. princess peach, however, is a very vocal lesbian and serves cunt with her circle of sapphic princesses. bowser/luigi is also canon

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mario can only express his feelings in italian

translation: you are my precious dove. destiny gave me such a unique and perfect woman. I love you, vivian

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i was playing pokemon go cuz i was bored as fuck while on vacation for a family reunion and i saw a Gulpin and i need to make sure that i am not crazy, it looks like moppy right?? liike. really similar to moppy?? in a way???

the trio of moppelgangers

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funniest tag ive seen added to this by the way. mario is absolutely the grungler

mario and his three weed smoking girlfriends

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mario and his three weed smoking girlfriends

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grog want wife

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bonus comic #10 is now on patreon :3

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look man, all im saying is that the odyssey/banaza team should make a bowser game where he has a bunch of new family members with spiked shells and shit. throw in fun gameplay, transformations, cameos from the koopalings, kamek, whatever. princess peach is brought up constantly but never appears

maybe bowser has a SISTER who is TALL and HOT. maybe bowser has an EX BOYFRIEND

easiest slam dunk in the world, a victory for perverts and nintendorks alike

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MOPPY (vol. 1)

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say what you want about the wii u, but that dusty old man really got around

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ghost chasers masterpost ( more comics at tanookitalez.com )

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what's the consensus for dumping your mind parasites on this website. is it still common to treat your tumblr as a shitpost-journal or is that annoying now?

bluesky is honestly just not doin it for me gang

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WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

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maybe orc village isn’t so bad…?

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there's a new sticker sheet designed by yours truly on The Yetee! check it out :3

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zelda sketchbook doodles

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thank you for liking my silly comic :3

i plan to make more soon!