#TLK incorrect quotes

[caremitthefrog]

Alfred: Do you take constructive criticism?

Uhtred: No, only cash or Bebbanburg.

[emilyhufflepufftlk]

[polkadotsocks1993]

It's cannon

alfred: one of you has made me violently angry.

aelswith: is it me, love?

alfred: no my dear.

edward: is it me, father?

alfred: no my child.

uhtred: is it me, Lord?

alfred: iS iT mE, LoRd???

[legitlionkingquotes]

Zira: I lost my dear king, Scar.

Scar's spirit in the volcano: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Zira: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[vhagars-dementia]

Uhtred: I am a person that likes to think things through.

Finan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[kingslionheart]

i love that you thought of me mar

Alfred: Thank you for saving Wessex, Uhtred. As return, I shall grant you one wish. You may speak what you desire.

Uhtred: I would be gladly humping you, my lord.

Alfred: Not a chance. You should have known that’s blasphemy. Speak another.

Uhtred: Then I want Bebbanburg, my lord.

Alfred:

Alfred: We shall meet in my room after the pray then.

[lynn1819summers]

Odda the Elder: How is it going, Lord?

Alfred: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Uhtred *suddenly dashes into the chamber*: WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL WAS HAPPENING?!

Alfred: There it is again.

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Finan: Everyone shush. The adults are talking. Osferth: Uh…Finan? Sihtric: You’re talking yourself Finan: Thats cause I’m the only adult here Uhtred: Rude

[halfmylife]

Uhtred: I have an idea

Finan: No arson

Uhtred: I no longer have an idea

[caremitthefrog]

Sihtric: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Osferth: Yes?

Sihtric: We’re in too deep.

[zenzerodomina]

Scar *watching Shere Khan*: i could take him

Zazu: no you couldn't. You can't take down anything. Look at you!

Scar: never said in a fight

Zazu:...

[metall-and-dust]

incorrect quotes 43/?

[legitlionkingquotes]

(*after Vitani and Nuka set the savanna on fire*)

Vitani, carrying a watering can: Alright, alright, I'm helping. I'll clean up my mess.

Vitani: (*starts watering a flower*) See? I'm helping!

(*the flower bursts into flames*)

Vitani: Oh, that was gasoline. My bad.

[incorrecttlg]

Simba: [crying]

Kion: What's wrong, dad? Are you picturing my future again?

[pterodactylterrace]

Rando Dane: We have already sent spies back to your camp

Sihtric: Y/N is there…

RD: ah, maybe they’ll take turns then

Osferth: take turns in what? Getting stabbed?

Finan: They’re dead by now. Hopefully it was quick this time.

[argonometra]

Kiritsugu: I told him, "Death is a magus' constant companio-" (Rin punches him) OWWW!

Rin: You used a metaphor on Shirou?! He takes things literally! That's it, he's starving out there, I just know it! (yells down hallway) Sakura, Shirou's out there chasing metaphors! We've gotta go find him!