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hooksredrum · 2 years ago
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a match where hook is actually showing more versatility in his moves, AND the match itself is almost 11 mins long ?? sign me up
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thewitchqueen281 · 1 year ago
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Hot world building idea
Since adventuring is a really common job in solace there are adventure pitstops scattered throughout the country. these are like normal gas stations with a few key differences.
one they offer those shitty little beach showers outside. after all who has time to shower when ur party has been in the red wastes for two weeks or more.
two they have a laundry area as well if u don't wanna just stand with ur clothes in the shower.
three the food is as always extremely high calorie shit. ur burning a lot while adventuring and u gotta get those back somewhere. along with that they also offer shit that's like five hour energy but for spell slots and plenty of ammo and weapon polish and stain remover (for removing blood on the go!)
four they offer basically really cheap one use bed sheets and blankets so if ur party has a mattress in the back of their car (which most do much cheaper then a hotel room) they can just put these on rq and boom no problem.
five NO FIGHTS. a true neutral area.
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mississpissi · 2 years ago
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smirke is so so cute and silly. he built an underground tunnels system with a tunnel dedicated to each of the fears. theme park ass architecture. “it’s all about balance” sure ^_^ that’s really cute! did it work?
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regularme12 · 27 days ago
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Put on your comedy mask!
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A/N: I garuntee you, everyone in the tk community thought this was finna be a tickle scene. So I'm making it into a fic!!!
Lee: Jax
Ler: Gangle(?)
Summary: Gangle don't like slackers, or debby downers. Lucky for her, she knows just the way to turn that frown upside down!
"Hi!! Welcome to Spudsy's!! In this video, you're gonna learn the ins and outs on what makes YOU a good crew worker! AND a valuable asset to the Supdsy's corporation." Gangle explained on the tv screen. Jax felt like he acctually messed up for the first time. If it wasn't for Gangle's stupid happy face, he wouldn't have been complaining about the work enviroment, she sent them out to do!!
"When did you make this?"
"Now I know what you're thinking," Gangle mocked, "I don't want a career in fast food. I wanna be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga inspired webcomic. And it's cool to have dreams, but you also need to remember that they're all completely unrealistic, and YOU need to stop trying."
Jax was baffled that Gangle had the courage to do all of this shit!! Like yh, cut his pay, or send him home for the day, but this?! This was too much just for her, Jax dosen't know how or when he's getting out. He felt a little anxious and claustrophobic.
"But BEFORE we get into all that...first things first, are you smiling?"
Smiling? Is she insane?! Why would he be smiling when he was practically forced aganst his will to be there?! "Eh, no???"
"Why not?" Gangle looked scarry to the bunny man, how he got himself in this position, he has yet to find out. Then all of a sudden a chair pops out along with robotic hands. They forced him to sit down, and had his limbs stretched out to the bone.
"Wait-Waitwaitwait, uhm... No one can see this right?! hehe" The arms brougjt him closer to the tv where his face was squished upon it, then they brought him back to his prior position, llimbs stretched out, sitting in a chair.
"It's time for your employee evaluation.~" And like that, Gangle was out of sight, out of mind.
"WAIT! NO GANGLE!! I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU LEAVE ME HERE-" He stopped mid sentence, realizing there was no point in trying to call out for something that wasn't even there. "Great..." Gangle put on her employee evaluation video expecting Jax to follow along. He wanted to slouch back because if he's watching something stupidly boring, he'll want to get comfortable first, but it was hard with those damn hands not letting go, he couldn't even move a muscle if he wanted to, that's just how tight they made him. "Now I gotta watch this stupid s***! Hey, bud, you think you can lay off a little? This'll be so annoying if I can't get comfortable, and right now, I can't even move. It's p****** me off." All of the sudden, he felt a poke to his side. This caused him to jump, and let out a small giggle. Oh no... was this Gangle's plan all along?! To get me here so she can leave her murder weapons to tickle me to death?! This is SO not good.
"On my m************ SOUL, you'll be so f****** sorry if u let this peice of s*** tickle me the whole time you're so called 'lesson' is STILL F****** GOING!!! AGH THIS PEICE OF S*** SENSORING BULL S***! CANE I'MMA F****** KILL YOU! TRUST AND BELIEVE- AHHHH!!" Jax screamed so loud, that if that box he was confined in wasn't super fucking sound proof, from here to Thailand, everyone would hear his god awful screams for help, but help has yet to arrive.
"Gahhahahaa!! Pehehehehice of s***, let. me. GOHHOOHOHOHOH!!!" They started squeezing his sides at a fast pace. Jax has always been super ticklish, I mean for the years he can remember. But yet the only person who knows that is Caine and Bubble. Hence, how he even remembers how ticklish he really is.
"D******* ihihihit, Gahahahangle, when I gehehet out of here!!!" They were lightly dragging their finger up and down said bunny man's torso. Which was a little ticklish that made him lightly jerk, but wasn't too extravangant to where he was full on laughing. "Ugh... stop!! C-Can you guys... like speak e-english? Or at least ANY languAGE! NO NOT THEHEHEREEEE" The spot they went to just had to be his second most ticklish spot, his toe beans. They're so sensitive, to the point he can't do anything if it involves someone or something touching his feet. "GahahahahHAHAHHAAhahaha!! THIHIHIS IS TOHOHORTURE OHOHO MY GOHOHOJOD!" Jax was really in a pickle. How is he gonna get out of this?! What felt like 30 minutes had passed, and Jax was still in that same hold with those same hands tickling the same spots. One of them started scratching in the divots of his ribs with there really dull finger tips, which to Jax, is the reason why it tickled so much.
All that was heard was the clanking noises of the robotic arms when Jax was trying to pull his arms down to defend the now attacked spot, before he literally passes out, but to no avail. The room went silent. The tv was still going in the background, he thought to himself that someone was bound to at least notice his disappearnace and comes checks up on him. Then he remembered no one likes him there, I mean... maybe expect for Kinger and Pomni??
But Gangle can't let him stay there forever, right?! He was getting to his limits, his ribs weren't even THAT ticklish, it was just the way the hands were moving in those hollow spots that really got him going. "F******* FINE!! PLEHEHEHEASE!! LEHEHEHT ME GOHOHO!! IHIHI'M SIHIHICK OF THIHIHIS S*****!!" The hands finally let go, giving him a chance to breathe and calm down. His rapid heart rate and the sound of Gangle's stupid annoying voice he oh so hates, was the only ones audible to the naked ears.
Then they started moving, but not to let him go, oh no. It wasn't that easy. They moved to his ears. His worst spot. They swiped up it once, and Jax almost broke Gangle's dumb machine. "OH F****** PLEASE DON'T TICKLE ME THERE PLEASE I BEG YOU!! JUST MAKE IT ST-...." It went silent once again, then Jax started laughing.
"IHIHIHI CAN'T...." Again.
"F************ BREATHE!!...." And again. Then it turned to hiccups, and snorts
"*SNORT* PLEHEHEHEHASE GAHAHAHN... *Hic* *snort* IHIHIHI HAHAHHAD EHEHEHEEH....*Silent* *long inhale* *snort* *HIC*...." And then it went silent again. The hands finally let up, and Jax could faintly make out Gangle's outro for her employee evaluation video. The hands and chairs extracted, making Jax fall on his ass. Then he just lied there for a good 5 minutes. Then he fumbled to stand up, and stumbled his way out the door that appeared after the hands and chairs were gone. He looked like a hot mess, he was sweaty, his fur was sticking to his forehead, he looked exhausted, and he was all red. How is he gonna make up excuses when it's practically written on his face?!
"Wow Jax! Didn't think you'd survive that!! So??? Did you learn anything today???" Gangle appraoched him in her same old giddy attitude from before.
"I f****** hate you." Jax groaned.
"Why?"
"because... you're stupid f****** MACHINES JUST T-" He stopped hismelf, he didn't want everyone around him knowing he was insanly ticklish, or ticklish at all. So he dropped hjs voice to a whsiper, "You're machines just f****** tickled me, jacka**"
"Wanna go back?" She turned serious, but still had that shit eating grin plastered on her mask.
"NO! F*** NO!! You can't pay me 100 GS to go back there." He was relishing back at that moment where he was tickled to near death, and he shivered.
"Hehe, I knew you were insanley ticklish. So I hoped I'd tickled you into consideration about being a better coworker!!"
"Wha-?! How?! Did yo-?! Ugh... Bubble?"
"Yep!"
"Caine?"
"Mhm"
"God, I'm gonna f****** kill them both!!"
"Heheh... yeah."
"Well, anyways. F*** you Gangle, f*** this work place, f*** this enviroment, I could give zero s**** about how you wanna run and invest in this dump, but that's all you. I'm clocking out, I had enough today, and I'm gonna rest in my f****** car, with my f****** radio blaring in the parking lot, waiting for that a**hat of a boss to let us go back home, so I can beat the ever loving s*** out of him and his alliby. Oh, and not a word about this to anyone, if you want me to be a little better, follow those rules, and trust me." Then he walked out.
Ragatha looked up, all droopy and drunk, "Where's he goingggg? Ifff he can leaveeee then I for sureee ca-" She fell back on the floor with a thud. Gangle looked down, gave her a soft smile, and went along with the rest of her day.
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eustasskidagenda · 1 year ago
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First of all I really really really love ur writing
Can I request a fem reader dating law and they are like sleeping and law starts to have a really bad nightmare where he is hurting his s/or while sleeping? Like ALOT and she tries to walk him up but when she succeeded he already damaged her so much by accident? So he has her blood on his hands and stuff but he wakes up and he doesn't realise it so she just says u had a nightmare and tried to put him back to sleep while she is in pain
And she waits for him to sleep again to go out and treat her wounds BSc she doesn't want him to feel bad for hurting her
But while she is gone he walks up and the bed is empty and there's blood on him and the sheets so he gets out to search for her in panic and gets mad and feels bad etc
Angst angst angst tk fluff please
I love u so much
Hi sweetie! Tysm for your kind words! I love writing angst, but this one was quite a challenge, I had some struggles figuring out some things. But I hope the outcome will still match your expectations! And sorry it takes me some time for this one, I injured my back lately, I can't write for a long time. Anyway, tysm for requesting. ☆
☆Law having a nightmare where he's hurting his s/o
CW : f!reader, angst, hurt to comfort, blood, mention of bullet, spoiler if you haven't read/watched Law's flashback yet, violence, usage of DF 
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Low, peaceful breaths. Legs entwined. Your head resting against Law’s tattooed chest and the silence of the cold, starry night. What a rare and beautiful moment. Law often can't sleep. The second you fall asleep, he usually just sighs and sneaks out of the bed. But tonight, his nightmares remained trapped under the pillows, not in his mind. He is beautiful when he can finally be at peace. The tired and dark expression on his face has been gone for a few hours. In his sleep, he looks for your warm touch. Maybe his body is always cold, as his heart is always kept in a cage, but your body is keeping him just warm. That's what you're in his tortured mind; solar. 
He always finds solace in it.
Dark shadows. Screams of pain. Corazon falling on the ground. Bullet sound. 
The night was supposed to be peaceful. It was peaceful just a second ago! Why are those memories haunting his mind again? What has he done to always be harassed with the same dark thoughts? 
Scream. Corazon. Bullet. Scream. Corazon. Bullet. Again and again and again and a… it's endless. Trapped in his own mind, the world around him just disappears. It's just him, facing the ghosts of his past. That's what he gets for daring to fall asleep. How foolish he was to think that his nightmares would leave him alone, just for a few hours.
The shadows are following him in his gloomy, dark world. Why are they trying to kill him? He's not sick anymore. Corazon saved him. He has the right to live. Suddenly, an invisible hand grabs him and squeezes his throat. Tightly. Squirming on the bed, fighting against his own demons, Law breathes harshly. The real world is far away from his nightmares. All he can think about is this hand squeezing his throat. He can't even breathe anymore. But he can't die. Corazon saved his life. He died. Killed by his own brother.
Now, Law has to survive. That's his legacy. The Heart Pirates will beat loudly, etched in memories forever.
The shadows disappear suddenly, just as the squeezing sensation in his throat. A laugh echoes close to his ear. A large figure hovers over him. Pink feather coat, sunglasses, short blond hair, and big, fidgety hands, ready to steal his life again. 
It's him. 
Doflamingo. 
He wants to kill him and steal his fruit. The one that Corazon robbed. No. Law won't let that bastard destroy the sacrifice made by Corazon. Law ferociously punches that damned heavenly demon right in its nose. Maybe he's a doctor, but he can't let this man live. 
All he wants is to make him suffer. 
To make him pay.
So he punches. Again and again. The only thing he can hear is Doflamingo laughing, as he always does, with his sinister, cold grin. "Just die," he shouts, his voice thick with anger and distress. The reality has vanished in his world of suffering. So he fights back. Harder. 
"Law, wake up!" Why the hell is Doflamingo talking with your voice? Is this a fresh trap? This man is the master of manipulation. He can't be tricked again. "Law, please wake up and stay with me!" That soothing hand on his cheek is so soothing. Heavenly soft. Sweat drips down his forehead as he breathes harshly. 
Doflamingo's silhouette fades away as soon as he opens his eyes. "Y/n-ya?" He tries to reach for your cheek in the dark bedroom. That touch, that skin, that warmth. So it's really you. "What happened?" He asks, his voice slightly shaky. He tries to regain his composure, breathing harshly, his heart racing crazily in his chest. "Nothing. You just had a nightmares." 
Law notices a slight tremolo in your voice. "You're alright?" You just run your hand on his cheek. "Why are you asking me this? You're the one in pain. Just go back to sleep. I'm here. Nothing will happen. You're safe in this room." No, but that was too realistic. And he can't fall asleep right away. Not with a heart beating so loudly. Not with the rush of adrenaline. "Law, you have a lot of work tomorrow. Just try to sleep." 
He tried to sleep so many times. It was never successful. However, he lies back as you gently push him against the mattress with your hands on his chest. You gently rub your thumb against his sweaty forehead. With his jaw tensed, Law obeys and closes his eyes, doing as you say. But those dark memories are etched in his eyes. Whenever he tries to sleep, the figure of Doflamingo is painfully present. 
Bullet. Corazon. Sick people crying and begging for mercy. Again and again.
"Just sleep." You whisper, focused on him, only him, despite your own state of distress. You just hope he didn't notice the blood on his hands. The one that flows down your injured nose. It hurts. Mentally and physically. It's difficult to see him so tormented by his own thoughts. You can't let him see what he has done to you; he kicks you and almost strangles you. It wasn't him, right? Law would never lend a hand to you. He would never forgive himself if he found out. You have to preserve him. So you stay. Reassuring him until he finally closes his eyes, too exhausted to stay awake. 
But a few minutes later, he wakes up, his body cold just as your side of the bed. 
"Y/n-ya?" Where have you gone? Why did you leave him alone? Law grabs the candle lamp and the bedroom is lit by a dim light. There's blood on the bed. He doesn't panic at first. But he's confused because he knows your cycle perfectly, you are not supposed to be on your periods. Afterward, he glances downwards. 
Blood. On his hands.
"Y/n-ya?" He suddenly stands out and looks for you. The Polar Tang is not that big. At last, he finds you in the small bathroom, with a cloth on your injured nose. Law looks at his hands, then at your body. There's slight bruises on your skin. That skin he cherishes so much. "What happened?" He already knows the answer, yet he's hoping for a different outcome. "I just hit my nose by accident, don't you worry." 
You're really a bad liar. 
And then, he understands. That wasn't Doflamingo, but you all the time. At first, he can't even speak. He remains there, his mouth partially open and his eyes filled with guilt. As a doctor, he promised to himself to always protect the innocent. His hands exist to heal. Not hurt. Especially not you. You are his precious girlfriend, the one who takes care of him. What have he done to you? Maybe it was a nightmare, maybe it wasn't him, but the outcome is the same. You're in pain because of him.
"I…" he wants to soothe your pain, but he steps back.  What if he harm you again? He glances again at his shaky hands. There's blood on his tattooed fingers. He is disgusted by that sight. "Why didn't you tell me?" He wants to scream, to break something, but he's too confused by the red liquid on his tan skin. He reaches for the washstand and cleans his hands, watching the red turn pink. "You were already in pain" you whisper. "Damn, y/n-ya, look at you! You're bleeding because of me. I…" He struggles to speak in a clear manner. Law has always been logical, but right now he's acting impulsively and emotionally. "I'm so sorry…" tears prickle at the corner of his eyes. "Please… let me… help you…" he's afraid of frightening you. But you just nod and stop to hold the cloth against your nose. 
Law kneels in front of you, looking at your red skin, slight bruises here and there, slightly swollen lips, and broken nose. His hands are trembling. "Shit," he whispers to himself. He tries to inhale deeply. He needs to calm down before he can heal you. And right now, you really need some assistance. "Law, it's alright…" 
Of course, no, it's not okay! "You're in pain because of me, it's not alright!" Law utilizes his devil fruit to cure your broken nose. Gently, he forces you to throw your head back until the bleeding stops. "Wait a second," he whispers before reaching for a wet cloth. After removing all of the dry blood from your face, Law sighs, sits on the ground and remains silent. 
The guilt is harassing his poor mind. Now, when he closes his eyes, there's Doflamingo, Corazon, and his hands are full of your blood. This thought will never leave him alone. 
He's so unworthy. Despite his efforts, he still fails. Over and over. He failed to save his family. He failed to save Corazon. He failed. Again, and again. 
Failure.
"Law, don't overthink, I'm alright." You whisper and wrap your arms around him. Such an irony. You're the one in pain, but you're soothing him by gently running your hands through his hair. "I'm sorry," he repeats once more. "Law, just listen to me… it wasn't you" 
Perhaps, but it was his hands that did it anyway. Exhausted, tired and guilty, Law has lost all of his usual cold expressions. He never looked that fragile, human. You kiss him softly and lovely. Law struggles to kiss you back. He refuses to touch you because he fears hurting you again. "It's okay, I'm not mad at you.  I still love you. We'll get through it." Nervously, he bites his lips. "Are you still in pain?" His eyes are begging you to tell the truth. "I'm not, thanks to you." He exhales with relief. 
"You have to rest. Can you walk?" Even if you nod, Law carries you through the bedroom. He grits his teeth as he sees the blood on the bedsheets. "Wait" He just takes them off and redo the bed with fresh bedsheets. "Now, you can rest." 
While you lay on your bed, Law begins to back away, ready to run to his desk. Nevertheless, you grasp his hand. "Don't run away." You understand that he's simply trying to avoid you. An aloof person like him just doesn't know how to deal with that kind of thoughts. "… Y/n-ya" with a sigh, he complies. That's the least he can do. Law flinches as you lean your head against his tattooed chest, feeling tense and nervous. I have already forgiven you, Law. You have to forgive yourself." 
He simply mumbles. Of course, his tortured mind will never process that quickly. Fine. You'll wait. And you'll stay by his side. You will be the guardian of his peaceful nights. Slowly, you fall right back asleep. Law doesn't shut his eyes, not even for a moment. He stays here until sunrise and finally warms your face. When you wake up, he already left. But there's a fresh drink, some pills, and something to eat on the nightstand. And a short note.
'Please, come find me if you need something. And rest' 
Law is always busy all the day and almost all of the night. And then, he just allows you to 'disturb' him whenever you need him. You can't help but smile. For someone like Law, it's like reading 'I love you' 
Of course he loves you. 
After all, he is the captain of the Heart Pirates.
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tkpuke · 25 days ago
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IM ALSO OBSESSED W TIMEBOMB AND THERE ARE BASICALLY NO TICKLE CONTENT SOOO
my personals headcanons or thoughts on them(mostly alternative universe version)😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
> They had soo much tickle fights during the childhood!! (I rewatched “enemy” animation by riot and there was a moment at the start when Ekko scared Powder by grabbing her when she didn’t expect and she was so 😨 and he just started laughing and IT WAS SO CUTE AHHGGG *dies*)
> Vi was ruthless to Ekko, she just headlocked him and that’s it.. he’s dead;; he also wanted to look all cool and in front of Powder, but then she saw him getting totally wrecked by her older sis and it was how she found out. Or I’d say since they grew up together they had these fights all the time.
> Ekko was really embarrassed by his sensitivity but Powder found it adorable since he was so 🥺🥺🥺
> In another universe they spend countless nights burning incense, drinking cider, listening and dancing to music and having tickle fights at Powder’s place while being tipsy
> Powder’s laugh is very contagious and he just can’t stop smiling when he hears it😭 and it doesn’t matter if it was a tickle fight or a dumb joke mid conversation, he’ll recognise it anywhere
> Her worse spots are just her upper body and behing knees which makes her just freeze and take it, his are NECK (imagine petting a cat under the neck but it’s actually Ekko and instead of purring he chuckled) and just some basic spots but also has ticklish calves
> They are so AAAAAAAAAAA
(also)
> I can see Ekko getting wrecked by the kids in their firelights camp. Because he literally like adopted them😭 best big bro I swear
AAA THANK U FOR BLESSING US WITH UR TIMEBOMB TK HEADCANNONS 🤲🏻
first off, YES they definitely had a bunch of tickle fights when they were younger. Mostly Ekko being a little shit and messing with Powder 24/7, but who says she never got her revenge on him? I like to believe Ekko is slightly more ticklish than Powder and he never hears the end of it from his friends.
Vi definitely plays a little rough with all of them when they were all younger. Her finding out Ekko is ticklish in the midst of rough-housing with him made everything even worse for poor Ekko. She never lets him live it down, always tickling him until he surrenders whenever they play fight or just gives him a poke to the side when walking past him. Y’know, cause Vi is a little shit. Powder never teases him for it though, cause she’s often on the receiving end as well 😭
Sigghhh, in another universe they are happy 😔 I would pay to see a season of just solely Ekko and Powder on what could’ve been if things didn’t turn out the way it did. I think we ALL would pay to see that.
Powder has the cutest laugh EVER. It sounds kind of raspy at times and it’ll crack here and there when a really ticklish spot is being targeted or she finds something very funny. Ekko adores her laugh. He adores everything about her, how could he not? He always tries to hear her AT LEAST giggle once a day. He makes it his mission.
Oh goodness HER KNEES don’t be surprised if she accidentally kicks the living shit out of your face when u attack her there. Ekko can confirm that does happen because he’s a victim of it himself 😔 and omg ur so right about Ekko’s neck. Powder sometimes will pretend to give him a neck massage when he looks like he needs it from her, but really it’s just an excuse to get him giggling adorably.
IMISSTHEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH UGH I CAN TALK ABT THEM FOREVERRRR
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kwyw · 1 year ago
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So according to the interview:
- TK can't shut up about Taylor, even though she "hates" him flapping his mouth about their relationship. (I see some seeds being down.)
- Travis sells himself hard as a sweet, sensitive guy, but even his friends don't know the real him, and Taylor is still trying to figure it out. (I smell an escape strategy.)
- Scott Swift arranged all of this. Like we suspected.
- Travis was a celebrity in Kansas City and a complete nobody outside it, before the promance. Slice it any way you want - Taylor made him famous, is the message here. (Can we say C-L-O-U-T C-H-A-S-E-R? All together now, come on, kids! Spelling is fun!)
- Travis lacks direction and has no idea what to do when his football career expires. He's just throwing whatever at the wall to see what sticks. He needs money. He thinks about money a lot, while driving around town in his half a million dollar customized car. It's not at all obnoxious.
- Travis has no problem telling Taylor's security guards to step down so he can take charge and feel like the man . . . but he can't assert himself against a friend who talked smack about him on a podcast, or argue his worth to the employers who underpay him.
- He doesn't seem to understand Taylor's popularity, thinking a Hollywood reporter will need the concept of the Eras Tour explained to him. Huh? That's not being "a Swiftie" - that's proving how little attention he pays to her as an artist. It comes across like he only knows the most basic, surface level things about her career. 1989 was a smash hit, the Eras Tour is huge right now, Taylor is known for her emotionally-resonant break-up songs. Maybe his team wrote him out a little primer. Taylor 101.
- I did enjoy the comedy of Blank Space being his favorite song though. Someone somewhere is having fun with all of this.
- Everyone who falls into this man's orbit is struck by a sudden desire to write fanfiction about his relationship with Taylor Swift. It's uncanny. She's probably at his home right now! Tapping her toes impatiently while a home cooked apple pie cools on the window sill! Sure, Jan.
- Stalking Taylor's jet has gone mainstream, apparently. Major publications are just openly admitting they track it to guess where she is. So respectful. Let's just put this in a magazine for millions of readers and normalize it. Why the heck not? What could go wrong? No wonder she cut the wings off the damn jet five years ago
- Travis may be the most cornball of all Taylor's beards. "Wish on a star and you might manifest dating Taylor Swift into being!" I need someone to drag Karlie to the nearest observatory and get her wishing, stat 😂
The main takeaway: this was hilarious, and sure was illuminating 🤭
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carlos-in-glasses · 1 year ago
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Thank you for the tag lovely @redshirt2 and @sznofthesticks 💜
Chapter 9: Coffee with Gutiérrez of Where All This Love Comes From is now on Ao3! This is a snippet from Chapter 10, which will be up next Sunday. Please note a warning: Chapter 10 will look again at TK's addiction and also contains scenes of assault and violence. The below is not from those scenes.
Father and son make eyes at each other across the large space of the firehouse. They’re far apart, now, but TK can feel Owen’s concern and he almost can’t stand it. When it’s time to rotate off, Owen asks TK to get food with him, but TK says he needs to go home and rest. Owen asks to come with him – cook for him from scratch instead. TK says no.
TK doesn’t go home, because he’s lying.
After [redacted], TK texted Dan and said, “Something fucking crazy happened today. Fuck I’m on PEP from the other night as well. Feel so sick man.”
“ur on pep? fucking idiot. r u ok?” Dan responded instantly because he always responds instantly – he is never not on his phone.
Before TK could reply, Dan texted again, “Come over 4 bible study.” ‘Bible study’ is code for Spike paying a visit with pharmaceutical wares, both tried and tested and new and intriguing.
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meditativedeer · 1 year ago
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winter rules
late for this one but the hard half of winter is staring me in the face and I need these for myself.
write. clear all the shit from your desk and write like you're an insane tortured playwright because you are.
stay up late and sleep in when you want to.
wake up early and sit on the porch with a coffee and observe the morning mist and coldness. the solid chill of the concrete beneath your ass will ground you. wear the slippers Santa brought.
go on a run and don't worry about endurance. walk to warm up then sprint as if you're being chased by a bear/dinosaur/demented serial killer until you can't anymore. walk for a bit then do it again. so much more fun than jogging.
cold sea swim with friends because now you have friends that actually want to do it with you so never ever ever take that for granted. that's special.
wear all black and enjoy the contrast of your hair. feel like an elegant and mysterious student.
relearn German. yes on duolingo but also get romantic with it. handwrite, watch German movies, sing along to German music and listen to podcasts.
conserve your energy. you don't have to be talkative if you don't want to be, just make sure to be kind anyway.
wear soft jumpers and big jeans. mess with your hair all the time.
flirt boldly with the women in your dating apps, to celebrate being comfortable in your sexuality at last. and the practice is useful.
read scripts online. there's so many and they're all free.
go on walks and enjoy having to wear four layers and a scarf and gloves and hat. doesn't happen all year round.
when on these walks, pay attention to the heavy clouds and cool tones of the trees. listen to bon iver. look at the clouds of breath you can create.
when home from said walk, make a ritual out of peeling off each layer, putting your slippers on, making a hot drink and putting the tv on.
mothering is on hold grandmothering is taking over.
stretch so your body doesn't turn brittle from the cold.
mulled wine and cider isn't just for Christmas make that shit at home we all need it.
keep the Christmas lights up for as long as you want.
go to tk maxx with your mum. get some cheap shit and try not to argue too much
let yourself have little luxuries. I work in a coffee shop but I ordered a pour over kit so I can make my own fancy coffee at home.
you don't have to go clubbing if you don't want to. you don't have to drink if you don't want to. you don't actually have to do anything you don't want to do, you must follow your hearts desire.
with that in mind, don't let seasonal depression convince you that you don't want to see your friends. you do.
yes comfort food is necessary at this time of year but try to find comfort in hot soups and baked salads and oatmeal and fruit because your body needs good whole foods so you have the energy to get out of bed in the morning and don't want to throw yourself out of the window.
meditate in the shower
yes listen to music dance and boogie
silence is also good sometimes you need to turn off every device and go and do something simple with your brain
fill up the sink with water and ice cubes and stick your face in it for an instant hit of dopamine. one of many ways to hack into your happy hormones.
another, less fun way, is to do the dishes or change your bedsheets. make a game out of it because you'll be happy when it's done.
read poetry get real pretentious with it oh yeah baby I love u
everything will be so much more than fine everything is here just for you don't be afraid.
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mrs-monaghan · 2 years ago
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2AsenbN/
Jimin and Jungkook are fucking each other 100%. I have 0 doubts about that.
Now, i must confess that i have had my doubts about them. They have always been sus to me but I didn’t want to read too much into things cuz BTS members do not understand the concept of personal space when it comes to each other but there is literally NO WAY to explain this clip in a platonic way! Not unless u intentionally want to be dumb and dense as hell! Pay attention to that clip Shaz! These two guys literally touch each other on their dicks! At first i thought only Jimin did it but i wasn’t still very sure cuz u know the video is cropped and maybe we just saw the hand direction wrong but what convinced me 100% is JK’s hand! It’s not very easy to notice but pay attention and if possible slow the video down! Jk went straight for Jimin’s jewels and Jimin went straight for Jk’s! Jimin even looked at it b4 tapping on it TWICE! Pay attention to their body language too and u can see that Jk is smiling from the crease in his eyes. There are so many Jikook questionable moments that can be explained away but you literally CANNOT explain this away! Some pple may claim they do not see it or we are over analyzing but it is RIGHT THERE! Just pay attention! I don’t think there are any bros or friends in the world who touch each other’s privates when saying their godbyes! That is something ONLY couples or pple who are sexually intimate with each other do! Now i have seen clips of BTS members sometimes hitting each other in the gonads playfully but it is a completely different story when two pple do it at the same time and not hitting but clearly touching to feel! No matter how i think about this, there is no way to explain this is bro terms and trust me, i have tried! I always try to be logical, objective and level headed when it comes to these things cuz one of the reasons why this fandom is plagued with Taekooker is because of huge misunderstandings caused by edits or just not having enough knowledge of BTS members dynamics and what is considered normal and not normal! I cannot tell u how many TK videos i’ve watched with thousands of likes trying to show sexual tension or romance or 18+ moments when everything was just either over edited or painfully misunderstood! So because of this, i try to take everything with a grain of salt but this right here is one moment that to me, just doesn’t have any other explaination! When i tell u for days, i have shamelessly obsessed over this video trying to find ways to explain it away! I have rewatched content trying to find other two members doing this so i could say it is normal but i have NEVER seen anything like this! At this point, anyone who still continues to deny Jikook after seeing all these is just dumb as hell or intentionally not wanting to acknowledge that they are NOT JUST FRIENDS! There is no inbetweens. And for those of u lurking Tkkrs who still want to insist Taekook is real cuz they attended a premiere together, go tell Tae his “boyfriend” is touching his soulmates dick! Wait… scratch that, tell him his “boyfriend” and soulmate are touching each other’s dicks infront of ARMY and our salads!
Awwww. Mimi was just trying to make sure the goods were in the same condition he left them
Link
When we say they're a couple we know exactly what we're talking about
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phoenix-and-found-family · 6 months ago
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Unconditional Love: Part 2
more angst :3
(this one isn't as good mb)
Reginald glared as Prism turned on the light.
"HOLY- Reginald, I could have had a heart attack."
She clutched her chest to emphasize.
He felt bad for invading her home without warning, but this was probably the only time he would be able to talk to her before she made things worse.
"Roxana, why did Phoenix tell me you asked them on a date?"
Her face paled.
"Uh..."
He sighed as she rubbed her arm.
Technically, they hadn't told him she had asked them out. They hadn't said anything to him the entire day. No "hello", no "goodbye", not even a "help, I set something on fire again".
"Agent, are you... okay?"
They nodded listlessly, not looking up from some paperwork.
"Phoenix, you never do paperwork unless you're upset. Tell me what's wrong."
They glanced over at him, looking absolutely dead inside.
They grabbed a notebook with their tk and gave it to him.
I'm fine, Crane.
"You have to call it off."
She started pacing around.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, but, one date couldn't hurt that much, right?"
"Roxana."
"I could call it off afterwards, let them down gently-"
"Roxana."
"I don't know, I feel like it would hurt them more if I suddenly cancelled our plans-"
"ROXANA."
She stopped and sighed.
"I'll go... talk with them."
"Talk to me about what?"
Both of them jumped a little. Shit, how did they do that...
They were wearing a different color tie than usual, light blue instead of red. Their face had been completely covered in makeup so that you couldn't see any of their scars. Their eye bags were still clearly visible.
"Roxana, um, wanted to talk with you, about something important."
He gestured towards them impatiently.
"Crane?"
He looked at them, a little annoyed.
"You call me 'Reggie', or 'Reginald'. But never 'Crane'."
They took the notepad back and wrote "Sorry."
He shook his head at them.
"Agent, don't apologize. Just tell me why you're acting like this. I'm worried."
They seemed to consider something, and then stood up, writing something down as they walked out.
Got to go. Date. Don't follow me, Reginald.
She sighed.
"I..."
"Is this about dinner?"
Their voice was emotionless.
"If you'd like, I could just cook. I've heard that's also romantic."
They glanced over at Reginald, their eyes darkening a little.
"I thought I asked you not to follow me."
His eye twitched a little.
"Phoenix, this is unhealthy and self-destructive. I know how you feel about love, and I'm not letting you do this to yourself."
He knew he was raising his voice, but he didn't know how else to get them to listen in this case.
"You can say no."
"This is unhealthy when she says it's unhealthy."
They snapped at him so suddenly he took a step back.
"This is whatever she says it is, Crane. If it's normal, it's normal. If it's not, then it's not. If I'm not giving enough, then I'm not being a good boyfriend."
He wasn't sure if they realized there were tears brimming from their eyes.
"And I would have to fix that immediately."
Roxana put a hand on their arm, which caused them to look over at her.
"Phoenix, could you... come outside, please."
Their face melted from rage back to expressionless.
"Of course, Roxana."
Both of them walked out of the room as her two robots came in from another door.
"Did they break up?"
"Please tell me they broke up."
He shook his head. The right one- Robulter, he thought- groaned while the other one sighed.
"This might be harder than I originally thought..."
"Dr. P is really really smart, but she's kinda bad at letting go of things she wants."
"Like the blanket thing?"
"No, Right! And she said not to talk about that."
"Oh right, sorry."
He wasn't really paying attention to the bots, observing the couple having a conversation. He couldn't see Phoenix's face, but Roxana looked saddened.
"...We might need to help them along."
"Like, mess up the date?"
Right seemed a little concerned.
"But Dr. P would get really mad at us..."
He watched her go to touch their arm and saw them visually trying not to flinch.
"Not if she doesn't know we're there."
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@the-one-and-only-043 @wyvchard let me know if you want me to stop tagging you for this
anyway who wants to cry again? :D
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hooksredrum · 2 years ago
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hook is actually their #1 fan
thank u very much @diabloguapos 💖💖
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dearweirdme · 1 year ago
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Hello Jkk anon who stumbled upon my blog while going through Tkk tags.
I am not going to post your ask and explain all those (what was it… 10?) moments you sent me. I’ve done that plenty, I’m not some sort of box you can put in content for it to be analyzed. But your main point was this I think:
My point is, there is barely any exclusivity in the things taekook do. They do the exact same thing with other members, you just are either not paying attention or you see things things but u dismiss them because u see TK as more so all their interactions just feel like more to you. Think about it.
I have actually got an answer for you.
The way Tae and Jk are different, has to do with their level of comfort with each other. The general level of comfort is actually way higher between Tae and Jk than between any other pair of members. And that is difficult to show, because ofcourse Jk and Tae are also comfortable with Jimin and other members and there are many moments where we find examples of that. But, between Tae and Jk.. there is an anticipation, and an automatic responsiveness that is lacking between them and other members. There’s an almost constant awareness of each other. The way their bodies react to each other shows that they’re used to it more than they are with other members. Between them and other members there’s moments, bursts of affection with the goal to show that affection to the other, but it’s always moments and it ebbs away and there’s some sort of fulfillment. Between Tae and Jk.. it’s more like an underlying current. It’s always there and there’s no actual fulfillment to be sensed, because the goal is not to be fulfilled. There basically is no goal, it’s just something they do.. because they always do it. It’s also why Jk and Tae so clearly have to hold back at times, why they get jealous, why they get sad. There is absolutely a difference anon, it’s just one that is hard to see when you are only looking at specific moments.
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foursaints · 1 year ago
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one time i woke up at 6am to drive 3 hours to essex to drop my best friend (lilly) off who'd just been at my house for a week, bsck to her house then gor ro London at 10 am for a doctor's appointment then i went to see les mis but that's not until 7pm i wondered around londom the entire day then went tk see les mis which finished around 10 and i went to my nans house (in essex) ag like 11 and was supposed to go to lilly's house at 10 the next day but i accidentally slept until 2pm and everyonr thought i was dead😭
HAHA nooo i would pay extra to see les mis in a crazy sleep deprivation fugue state that’s personally how i feel every time i’m reminded montparnasse Exists. u were so busy!!!
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reyesstrand · 2 years ago
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ten first lines
thank u for the tag @rosedavid & @alrightbuckaroo <3
rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able to and see if there are any patterns.
to which there is no reply — When Carlos thinks of his father, the first thing that comes to mind is his laugh.
from wing to wing — The thing, TK thinks sadly to himself as he cranks the shower a few notches too hot, is this: he isn't a stranger to death.
tried and true blue — It feels oddly familiar—kind of like he's been thrown back in time, really—to sit back and share space like this with his father, just the two of them.
wait in the fire — Rain pelts down on TK's shoulders as he rounds the front of the car and slips in behind the wheel.
like water in your hands — After the news eventually spreads, nobody questions it as TK starts offering to do extra chores.
dream this night away — For all they've gone through to get here, the wedding thankfully goes off without a hitch.
(not afraid of) living on a fault line — Marry me.
not a victory march — There's nothing he knows more intimately than this: the time-slowing, numbing sensation of grief.
to be reborn — Twenty-two hours after TK is admitted to the hospital—after a doctor tells Carlos, point-blank and in so many words, that the best they can do is keep him sedated and comfortable; after he cries his eyes out in the last stall of the men's bathroom in an ICU he'd rather never step foot in again; after he nearly bursts apart at the seams when his mother comes in, carding her fingers through his hair and kissing his cheek and caressing her rosary beads, joining him in his silent vigil for someone who isn't even his, anymore, not really—the skies open up and light shines down on them once more.
some and now none of you — Because he doesn't know if he can handle anything else, Carlos pays attention to the small things as they wait.
not sure about any patterns….maybe lack of starting with dialogue? focusing on introspective bits to start off a fic? i can’t tell!! ajdnsjd
no pressure tagging @strandnreyes @chaotictarlos @morganaspendragonss @marjansmarwani @paperstorm @freneticfloetry @theghostofashton @beautifulhigh @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @carlos-in-glasses <3
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womanpl3aser · 1 year ago
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Her kind of 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 ᖭི༏ᖫྀ
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Wrote this while listening to ⬆️
Hope you guys enjoy it)
Sfw, fluff♡.
"Give it back els it's not funny!" You'd whine because of someone named ellie stole your phone
"Dont whine hun" she'd playfully say "'s not funny els I seriously lost a cute puppy video" you'd reply
"Well u will find another one later y/n, pay attention to me a little" she'd nudge ur arm to catch more of ur attention "okay fine, what do you wanna do els?" U'd question "mm let's go and bake something likeee.. PIZZA!" she'd get an amount of random excitement, you'd giggle with her silliness and agree with what she said because how could you say no to such a sweetheart "come on come on come onnn I wanna bake, hurry up babeee" she'd grab ur arm and run downstairs.
☆☆☆
In the kitchen
"Sooo.. let's watch a tutorial cause I don't know a single thing about baking" she'd admit "Well let's get to work then shall we?" You'd say.
"Woah,this is more complicated than it was in my mind." She'd scoff, "Come on babeee it is easy, you just cut the peppers and apply the pepperoni on the dough.. See?" You'd assure her, "no it isn't I don't know a single thing about cooking pup, just saw a really cute video of a couple and I wanted to do it with you" she'd murmur "awww really els? You're so cute babyyy" You'd start pecking her cheek "stopp hun and put the sauce on it" she'd try to playfully push you away (still giving you thousand more pecks back)
● After 20 minutes of cutting,applying and putting in the oven.
"Okaaay so now we have to wai-" "and do what?" Ellie would smirk "cut it out eeeels" "but I didn't say anything" she'd still have that dumb slight smirk plastered on her face "let's go watch TV in the living room I heard there's a new movie on Netflix its called "I/N" "are you sure you wanna watch that?? We can resume "mean girls" because we're almost in the end of that movie" she'd remind "oh shoot yeah, you're right totally forgot about that movie" You'd giggle "wait for me I'm going to check and oven and be right back.
"Alrightyy so the pizza is halfway done so it means we still have time to watch it" ud say snuggling on ellies side "okay babe I'm putting it on" she'd kiss your forehead. 10 minutes pass "dangg why did she have to do her that dirtyyy" "that's what I'm saying! But maybe she's going to get her revenge who knows" U'd reply genuinely invested of what's going to happen next. Another 10 minutes pass *ding* "THE PIZZA" Ellie would shoot up from her seat and jog towards the kitchen "excited huh?" You'd say from the living room "u have no ideeeea" Ellie would answer muffled from the kitchen "hey u goofball wait for me" ud sprint to the kitchen to see what she's up to, "Ellie, love, you're going to burn ur palms if you are going to touch it without the proper gloves" You'd laugh "psssh I am the pro here" and just like that she'd open the stove to grab the pizza and immediately get burnt on her pointer finger "Oh my God els, get away from there and come here!, I warned you about opening the stove" You'd rush and grab some ice to put on her finger, "I am fine babe relax" she'd drag the x to piss u off "babe." You'd say while searching for an ice cube. "Here put this on" "thanks babe.. NOW LETS GET TK EAT IM STARVING HERE." She'd say "okay my starved woman, pizzas served" You'd rush to place the pizza on the plate and pass it to her "thanks love" she'd immediately start eating "where's your piece?" She'd question with food in her mouth "not that hungry to be honest" she'd stop chewing "babe, there's no way you'll eat without me, grab yourself a slice before I do it myself" she'd say sternly but still making it sound in a playful tone "but I'm not hu-" "y/n dont make me repeat myself, grab yourself a slice and I'll eat the leftover" "okay els" You'd go over to the counter and grab a plate to put your pizza on "here, now let's continue our pizzas while watching TV im seriously impatient to see what she'll do!" You'd get up from ur chair waiting for Ellie "okay my impatient girl let's go" she'd peck you and take you to the sofa by your waist.
Really need an ellie in my life dudeee
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