#TINKY MY MAN WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

[just-some-normal-jessica]

he was forced to eat cement since he was 6

[beesspacedotorg]

thinking about tinky winky (purple lino) and begging cute boyfriend minho to dye his hair purple again and because bunny loves loves loves compliments it turns into a “so you think i’m pretty huh☺️” fest of him fishing for praise from his partner -🌸

cherry blossom anon, I may have accidentally forgot to put in compliments and instead it turned into a 750 word fic about dyeing his hair. I hope that's okay. Mayhap I'll revisit this featuring the compliments and ... other thing.

You aren’t above begging. You aren’t above a lot of things, actually, as proven by the way you’re currently on your knees in front of your boyfriend, hands clasped together like you’re praying.

“Minho, please. I’ll do anything. Literally anything. I’ll unclog the tub drain myself next time, I’ll give you earth-shattering head, pleasepleaseplease.” He looks at you, mildly confused from where you’ve ambushed him at your front door before the realization dawns and his eyes narrow.

“You’re kidding me right now.” He toes his shoes off.

“I’m not. Please, you looked so hot I don’t see why you won’t let me.” He’s walking towards the kitchen and you follow after him, still on your knees.

“Are you saying that I don’t look hot now?”

“Don’t put words in my mouth. You just looked so good with the hair, please. Stay will literally thank me.”

“They’ll think it was skzigi.”

“I’ll roleplay as JYP Entertainment staff if that’s what it takes, Lee Minho.” He sighs, throwing his head back towards the ceiling while mumbling. Your boyfriend isn’t religious, he’s one of the few members of his group who has never had any particular faith, but you think he might be praying for something right now.

“If you don’t want to, you don’t have to. I’m mostly just doing all of this for the bit.” You’re standing now, hand on his shoulder as you peer at him, worried that you might have taken it a step too far.

“Shh. I’m trying to think of how I’ll explain this to our manager and Chan without getting my head lobbed off.” You smile, wide and beaming as you clap your hands excitedly, rushing off to the bathroom and reappearing next to him with a bag in your hands.

“Great! When you come up with a good excuse meet me in the bathroom.”

“How did you- Why- You didn’t even know I was going to say yes!”

“You’re right, I didn’t. I was going to save it for a rainy day, or use it on myself.” And with that, you’re gone, leaving Minho alone in the kitchen as he imagines how hot you would look with purple hair.

“Wait,” he calls after you, setting his half-opened ramen packet on the counter and turning, “did you buy enough for two people?”

-

“Are you sure you don’t want me to shower?” He asks, sitting backwards on the toilet lid as you mix the bleach.

“I didn’t go to hair school, so I’m not an expert, but I did dye my friends’ hair all throughout highschool and we had better results with less damage when their hair was gross so, yes. I’m sure.”

“That smells awful.”

“It’s almost like its chemicals.”

“I’ll leave.”

“There’s already bleach in your hair, if you leave now you’ll have awful streaks that even the most diehard LeeKnower wouldn’t be able to justify.” He huffs at that, mumbling something about how Stays aren’t that shallow and you reply with a comment about Hyunjin’s Maxident hair that shuts him up.

“He looked good,” he starts and you sigh, head dropping forward. “I don’t see what they were so upset about.”

“I know, dear.”

“He suits short hair!”

“He does.”

“It fit the concept!”

“It did.”

“Yah!” He turns, hitting your arm lightly and almost knocking the bleach bowl out of your hands. “You aren’t listening.”

“My apologies for not wanting to hear my boyfriend wax poetic about another man’s hair.”

-

“How long does this have to sit for?”

“Ask me that again and I’ll leave it in until you go bald.”

-

The bleach is washed out and his head’s half purple before he looks at his phone and his eyes go wide.

“What’s up?” You’re busy drawing shapes on his head with the dye.

“Hannie is calling.”

“So answer it.”

“It’s video.”

“Say that you’re naked.”

“Like that’s stopped me before.”

“Say that I’m naked.” The call promptly drops.

-

“How long does this have to sit for?”

“Do you give the hairstylists at the company this much trouble?”

“No.”

“I’m shaving you bald.”

-

His hair has been rinsed and blow dried and you’ve been making eyes at him for the past ten minutes while he shoves ramen noodles in his mouth.

“Can you stop staring so hard? My head’s about to catch fire.” His mouth is full.

“No. No I cannot.” His eyes roll and he sets his now empty bowl down.

“So… about that ‘earth-shattering head’ you mentioned?”

[vexerieart]

The Lords in Black and their obsession with wants

I've already had the theory of tgwdlm and how it relates to wants, but NPMD takes it to a whole new level. The Lords in Black are obsessed with wants. This is easily show within the Lords in Black song, specifically the:

"whatever we want we want we want whatever we want we get, whatever you want you want you want forever in our debt!"

This line is super interesting. It even stuck out to me the first time I watched it. Once you get your want, you are indebted to the lords in black. It's a 'I scratch your back you scratch mine' scenario. And we have seen it before!

Pokey - Once you get your want within tgwdlm, that is the seal to your death. I could go into a whole in depth theory here, I have on in my google drive, but I will keep it shorter than that here. Paul originally wanted a black coffee, which we knew wasn't his actual want, and the hive tried to provide that with CORC/COPC and that would've been it, but Paul actually wants Emma and he gets the promise of Emma after the helicopter crash and gets her officially in Inevitable. Emma wanted a pot farm and to not die in hatchetfield, and to finally see paul. She got all three. Ted wanted to screw around with another man's wife and he definitely did that. Bull wanted his daughter. Charlotte wanted to be wanted/loved. They all got it and they all died. TLDR is that once anyone admitted to their want in tgwdlm, they would get it and proceed to die. It was a game of chess. Also the line "What do you want, Steph?" that is a clear mirror to TGWDLM- GOD!

Wiggly - He focuses on the want for more than you have; the want of happiness and to fill those holes. Everyone wants that, but it's more prominent in adults within Black Friday. In exchange for those holes to be filled, you give him power. You give him the means to escape and be free in your world, but you don't know that. Nothing comes free in Hatchetfield, and it isn't just the simple price of 49.95. You're in his debt.

Tinky - The want to change the Past. In exchange he drives you to insanity, satisfying his sadistic needs. Once again, not that you know that. But there is always a price to pay for a redo in time.

Nibbly - The want for Power. Not only does Roman literally channel his power from Nibbly, but it is also shown in the Honey Queen Festival itself. Anyone who ends up being sacrificed to Nibbly was hungry for power, but instead of you getting it, Roman does and it ends your life as your soul gets devoured.

Blinky - The want for knowledge / to see all. This one you might be confused by. Alice wants to be at the party and to know that her girlfriend isn't cheating on her, and the one thing holding her back is her father. Meanwhile, Bill wants to know what is going on in Alice's life so he can have a closer relationship to her. The debt that must be paid for blinky is complete corruption of your mind, as you lose sight over what is truly important. It's a game for him.

Once you have gotten what you have wanted from the lords, committed your trade, there is always a major sacrifice. But for stuff like Grace's situation, it also opens up a new door for the lords. The ability to gain valuable resources/people to serve them. Grace was such an easy person to manipulate to serve her want, to rid the world of dirty dudes, while also serving their want. The want to feed on others souls so they can wreck havoc on the world when the time comes.

[the-wizards-fandom-library]

Wow, I didn’t know that the fandom for the Hatchetfield series was so active on here… O-O;

Kinda wanted to share some silly little headcannons that I have for the LIB.

•The LID do not really care for genderoles. Sure they are called the lords in black, it’s humans that call them by (he/him) pronouns. In reality they can shift to whatever they feel like at the moment or what they prefer. Personally, I think Nibbly and Blinky prefer or have a more lean towards “feminine”/ Non-binary looking humanoid forms. Webby is the only one who chose to be a “Queen in White” being the only “sister”

•Since Nibbly is said to be “blind” in the Nibbly ditty song, sometimes when he manifest himself in different forms he forgets (or really doesn’t care) to add eyes. That’s why I imagine in the form he takes in the summoning in NPMD he has large bangs to cover up the fact that he doesn’t have eyes. He can get around just fine with out then since all the rest of his senses are heighten.

•Tinky can lick his own eyeball and does it to annoy Pokey. Like a younger brother showing their older sibling something gross.

•Since the LIB (in my opinion) don’t really have defined “genders” even their voices overlap. Sometimes they use a masculine voice while other times a more feminine one but, majority of the time they over lap with each other to make a sort of haunting “all one voice at one time thing.”

•Blinky sometimes allows some of the other LIB to visit watcher world when they’re bored and experience “mortal activities” (Nibbly has been limited to one or two visits after eating all the carnival food.. and some of the roller coaster. Blinky was not pleased)

•Pokey has “I’m not like other girls energy.”

•Wiggly’s tentacles are pretty good at detecting things, anything that brushes past them he can immediately grab it.

•Out of all the LIB Wiggly and Pokey have a sort of brotherly/bitter rivalry with each other with how they take over Hatchfield trying to “one up” each other.

Pokey: “I have created a hive mind musical extravaganza tormenting the town under my control!”

Wiggly: “Awww, Did you have your wittle fun with that dear brother? I caused mayhem and chaos by just using a simple doll that all led up to WWIII~.”

Pokey: “…” >:(

•Pokey (of course) has an amazing singing voice. Man’s really has every vocal range imaginable.

•Tinky and Nibbly like to annoy Pokey sometimes because he’s so “stuffy”.

•(Ngl this one is just kinda self indulgent) even though Wiggly is technically the “leader” of the LIB but deep deep DEEP D E E P down in his eldritch abomination heart he still cares for his siblings.

•Tinky sometimes just… stares into space. Sometimes he’ll just sit and stare the others have sorta just accepted it’s something that the time bastard does. (Blinky and Nibbly sometimes put little hats on him or stuff just for fun when he’s zoning out)

[pawpunkao3]

My personal ranking of how hard the lords in black slap (in my opinion)

1. Blinky

We only got one NMT with him but MAN was it fucking TIGHT. Blinky has such a clear and coherent theme (watching) which gives him a degree of predictability, but it's tempered by the fact that that theme has so many different offshoots. Blinky's power manifests in spectacle, capitalist surveillance, paranoia about relationships and the resulting controlling behavior that comes from that, sexual threats, false selves, and each of those themes could have easily been a whole episode alone, but instead they were woven together so well! There's clearly so much to explore with him. Also the fact that he's based on the concept of an audience that prefers its characters interesting more than happy is. Well it could have been stupid but it WASN'T okay it WASN'T

2. Pokey

Man I'm a sucker for a hivemind. His biggest draw for me is, well, the implications. Pokey pulls off the "seems goofy, is actually horrifying" better than the other lords in black in my opinion, and not just because he was the first, but because his mere presence subverts the whole medium TGWDLM was made in, reframing ordinarily harmless scenes as horror. The loss of self is a very human fear to play on, and opens up the potential for so much delicious tragedy.

3. Wiggly

Coherent theme of greed. I like that he manifested more subtly than Pokey-- rather than taking people over, he preyed on urges they already had and redirected them to himself. (The fact that he was going to be summoned ruined that a little for me, but not terribly.) I also liked the stress that Wiggly didn't have to do a ton of work because of the fact that humans already fucked up their world. Made in America SLAPS man.

4. Nibbly

I mean, you can't go wrong with a hunger themed monster. Nibbly had a bit of the multifaceted theming Blinky did with physical hunger and a strong "hunger" or desire to win, but the fact that he was kept as a late reveal meant that couldn't be explored as much. Overall, Nibbly didn't seem to have a strong corrupting influence or even a will or desire to conquer humans-- Roman was the real villain, Nibbly just helped.

5. Tinky

What even is this guy's deal? Yes, I know that he's "the bastard of time and space" but what does that mean? Why do we only see him interacting with time and not space? His persona has some karmic aspects, since his one victim was revealed to have caused all his own problems with time travel, but it's not emphasized enough to make it a coherent theme. It seems like his main thing is being obsessed with a terrible man, which nearly every tumblrina manages without magic powers. I would still like to see him expanded on though.

[multi-fandomdisaster]

hello i was doing my daily peter tag check and i saw your post please talk about the space bastard au

YES!!!!! SOMEBODY ASKED!!!!!

So the Space Bastard AU - officially called "Time and Space" (although I really use both titles interchangeably) - takes place post-NPMD and focuses on the fact that Tinky was totally hyped about the idea of nabbing another Spankoffski for his toy box during The Summoning. It follows Peter as he deals with having to navigate his life through the trauma of everything that happened in NPMD, including life without Ruth and Richie at his side (luckily with an awesome and really supportive girlfriend who went through the same trauma he did), alongside a bunch of sudden string weird dreams he starts having that he can never completely remember, all of which involve a certain yellow Lord in Black...

Some further details:

Rather than the mayor directing them to the Black Book in the forest during NPMD, he's instead going to lead the nerds to Miss Holloway, who will apprehensively allow them to borrow it to fix the whole Jägerman situation. They never do end up returning it though, as Grace still keeps the book for herself at the end. I'm pretty sure this is the only change to NPMD I make in here, and it's really just so Holloway can be here, since if she didn't have the book in the original story, then that means she likely didn't survive the battle with Wiley & wouldn't be in the story at all.

At some point pretty early on in the story, Pete's gonna rediscover Miss Retro's (since the last time he was there, they were all about to be murdered by a ghost) and subsequently semi-"re-meet" Miss Holloway. She is very important to this story, and effectively serves the role of "guide/character who explains what's going on to Pete because while she's experienced with the Lords in Black, he sure as heck doesn't know what's going on".

Homeless Man Ted is ALSO here! Turns out he's become a regular at Miss Retro's, as Miss Holloway gives him free food and an occasional place to huddle during particularly cold days. Yes, he and Peter will reunite. Yes, I will be using him for further Tinky-related angst.

On that note though, Ted's been missing for ~2 years during the events of this story. It's an understandably sore spot for Peter.

As you probably already guessed, I specifically chose title of "Space Bastard" for Pete as a callback to Ted's "Time Bastard" status & Tinky's moniker as the "Bastard of Time and Space." Where Ted is stuck traveling through time, Peter's going to be stuck traveling through alternate realities.

Tinky makes his first big move on Peter's birthday of all things. Pete's sitting on a couch watching a movie with Steph, fairly satisfied with his day, before he gets yoinked through the seat (You know the feeling of falling in a dream? It's like that) and finds himself...on a different couch? Watching a different movie? And what the hell is Ted doing here? Didn't he go missing 2 years ago? Where's Steph?

Honestly I could spend an eternity talking about this one scene ALONE, but long story short, Tinky ruins the nice moment of Pete suddenly being reunited with his lost sibling & Pete eventually does get back to his home reality a la Ted "waking up" back at Paul & Emma's wedding in Time Bastard. If anyone wants me to go further into detail about this scene, I HAPPILY will, because there's so much I want to talk about with it lol

Oh yeah! And Pete talks about this specific set of events (which he rationalizes as a really weird dream) to Miss Holloway the next time he's at Miss Retro's, which kicks off the main "try to make it so Peter avoids his fate" storyline of the AU.

Spoiler alert: Peter won't win. No matter what he or anyone else does, he can't escape his destiny. He'll eventually be pulled into the box just like his older brother before him.

[ohnoitsjetster]

Howdy Jesster!

I’ve got a fun lil ask if you wanna answer- What’s a Starkid character that you would want to play if you could hypothetically pick anybody?

Ok ty, Have a nice day!

YAY YAY YIPPE!!!!!

…I mean. Hello. Thank you for the ask (!!!!)

That’s a fantastic question, man oh man. Okay im gonna like, break it down a bit. Do a sort of a tournament. Tldr at the end if you want to skip my insanity

So lets start in Hatchetfield

Tgwdlm: I think ted just BARELY loses it to Hidgens, and that’s just cause Hidgens gets his own song and Show Stoping Number fucks. Sam would be really fun too tho. And I love Mcnamara but I might throw up if i had to sing Great Again

Black Friday: Ethan. you kidding me? Ethan. Oh but I would easily settle for a Frank Pricely

Nightmare time: kind of a wild card cause this includes everyone, but im not counting characters ive already picked. Ugh do I wanna play Duke or do I just love Curt Mega? The question of our time. Idk man, tinky and ted would both be lots of fun. Ok yeah ig it’s gotta be Duke

NPMD: it hurts to choose, ow, ow, i love them all s o much. Peter, Ruth, and Richie all seem like they would be really really fun,,,,, but not as much fun as Max

outside of Hatchetfield, I think I have only seen Trail to Oregon, Firebringer, and the HP trilogy. (im working on it I promise). uh. lets go with Jack, Ducker, and Ron. NO WAIT. hehe. Voldemort.

overall, ughhhh. I don't know. Ethan's my favorite but I guess its actually between Hidgens and Max. Max I guess

now here's the thing. you said Starkid. but if you had said Starcanwrecked this would not even be a competition. because the number one character ive always wanted to play since watching those musicals. is Agent Curt Mega. (though that'd mean I dont get to sing torture tango, which, huge bummer)

TLDR: Max Jägerman, which I did not expect to be my answer, but if I think about it, it just seems like the most fun, idk maybe it's my residual dead-bully brain from playing Orin Scrivello. But if TCB counts counts then forget about it, Agent Curt Mega all the way!

[cowprintsillies]

My quick concept of Tinky collecting the whole Spankoffski set

Pete wakes up in the void. Hm. This is the most awake he’s ever been while having a dream this weird. Holy shit is he lucid dreaming? That’s so fucking cool he’s always wanted to try and do that. Pete does a 360 turn. Still void. Maybe he’s dreaming he’s in space? He did stay up watching Star Trek after all.

Something weird happens. It happens in a big weird string of nonsense. Weird as in Pete is completely alone in space but also is claustrophobicly pressed againt so many different presences but there’s nothing yet there’s something pushing at him but he’s alone but there’s a Something squeezing his very being and now everything is yellow and Pete feels incredibly nauseous. What the fuck. Is he dying in real life or something? On closer examination he felt fine physically, just absolutely fucked up on some other level. And space isn’t meant to be yellow. Right now it’s incredibly yellow. Pete surveys the room. Yep, very yellow. There’s clocks ticking. There are not clocks anywhere, but there’s clocks ticking.

All sorts of clocks too. Pete becomes aware of the rest of his body and suddenly his ears ring and oh fuck it’s loud in here. Now Pete’s noticed the noise it’s so loud he wonders how he ever couldn’t hear it. He puts his hands over his ears and screams. The ticking only gets louder, like it’s coming from his own head. Every sound is overlayed but never drowned out, alarm clocks from bedside tables, electric clocks from office buildings, the ticking of watches, the chimes of old analog clocks in antique shops, a grandfather clock booms and the bells in Big Ben ring.

Something in his head screams at him that he knows what’s going on. Pete doesn’t. -Im going to have the whole set- Pete can pick out the song is his own clock, the broken clock downstairs in rhe apartment that Ted never explained. -in- Pete is on the floor when the sound suddenly cuts itself off and is replaced with a set of boots coming into view. The ringing in his ears stays. -my- Pete looks up at the owner of the boots and -TedRonBugHomelessManPeteWiley- stares back.

-toybox!

The person’s image is refracted in his glasses lenses; a million of the same face. Pete’s head explodes in pain again when they lock eyes, forcing them shut.

There’s a …goat bleating somewhere?

A hand pokes his cheek. Pete warily opens his eyes again and the homeless guy from downtown is sat on the floor in front of him.

Somehow Pete isn’t surprised. The man is weird enough that his half-hysterical mind goes “Yeah! Sure! Of course he’s in clock hell with me! Why not!” The man is smiling in the stupid way he always does, like his completely content with comprehending absolutely nothing around him. Of all the people, Pete thinks. He resigns himself to just going along with whatever bullshit is happening and recounting the whole dream to Ruth and Richie tomorrow in English Lit.

“Hey- man.” Pete chokes on the sentence as if it tasted bad. Pete doesn’t know this guy. The homeless man is looking at him as if he does. Pete doesn’t know this man. Why do you want to call your brother?

The homeless guy (he feels kinda bad now that he never asked the man’s name) (He knows his name) stands up again now satisfied that Pete isn’t dead or something. He wears the same brand of shoes as Ted.

[godsiero]

hello. i have just finished all of nightmare time. buckle up, i have thoughts and spoilers ahead.

just a general statement before opinions are shared: obviously some situations take place in different timelines (like the ape-man vs time bastard), but what do you think happens in the *same* timelines? obviously forever and always and time bastard are the same timeline, but do you think each episode is a different time line? do you think it depends? as i’m typing this, i think each episode of nightmare time is a different reality, let me know your thoughts!

okay, starting from the very beginning with ape-man:

i thought ape-man was a good intro to what should be expected of nightmare time. i thought the “ape-man” being a set-up between ted and hidges was funny. i loved that lucy ended up actually meeting the real ape-man in the end. i didn’t really care for the ape-man *song*, and after finishing the rest of the episodes, it was a forgettable episode as a whole, but again, great intro to the idea of what nightmare time is.

watcherworld:

i love alice and bill, so i enjoyed this. watching nightmare time *after* nerdy prudes must die helped me be more excited about the introduction of the rest of the lords in black (because i somehow avoided spoilers for THAT long). that father-daughter relationship was so well put together. i love the blinky song, didn’t care for snoozle town (however, it did sound like black friday, the song, which might not have been intentional, but i’m gonna pretend it was to appreciate jeff blim lmao), as i’m typing this i don’t really remember one thousand eyes, so…i guess it wasn’t memorable? overall, i liked the generally positive ending and bill and alice establishing they will change their ways to help their relationship. love love love.

forever & always:

loved this episode. paulkins till i die fr. i was damn near fucking crying during the opening scene, i shit you not. (side note: i have recently developed the biggest soft spot for paulkins after reading the most incredible fan fiction, probably ever, forelsket by gooddaysunshine on ao3, which i qualify as canon now.) the song forever & always is definitely in my top five nightmare time songs, i just love it. i was totally shocked when paul killed the real emma, up until he revealed he was also a clone/not the real paul, so respect ig. top tier nightmare time episode.

time bastard:

the song time bastard is also in my top five nightmare time songs. kim whalen plz sing me to sleep. the song really set my expectations high because of how good forever & always was, but i was really let down. the revelation of tinky wasn’t as direct or nuanced as blinky and i thought the plot was really slow UNTIL the last ten minutes when everything looped (i love a fuckin loop). making ted the homeless man was truly an incredible plot twist, which makes me sad that wasn’t reflected during the rest of the episode. also peanuts is hilarious.

jane’s a car:

i love tim and sue me for being a barneston shipper. did NOT like jane, did NOT like the plot of tom fucking a car, that got a little too unhinged for even me. the song jane’s a car has been stuck in my head since before i even saw the fucking episode, i could not tell you how many times i have just yelled “GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS” in the middle of conversations. that being said, the rest of the song was forgettable which upset me! i didn’t enjoy this episode, aside from the mention of the black book on the radio and the twist at the end where it’s revealed jane did take over becky.

the witch in the web:

first of fucking all, kendall nicole is a gift to this earth. that child is incredible beyond compare. protect her forever. second of all, i can’t really remember the plot of this episode, but i do know that i liked the story? not enough to remember it though? this is definitely a middle ground episode for me. i didn’t particularly enjoy either song, but i didn’t hate them. i liked the plot of miss holloway taking hannah into the black and white and travelling through time (kinda), and i liked the overall theme of webs to introduce webby.

honey queen:

the song honey queen didn’t do much for me, neither did latte hatte, or nibbly ditty. if this was any other circumstance i would’ve also added queen b to the list, but i saw it in the jangle ball before this and that made me enjoy it, but if i hadn’t seen jangle ball, just know, i would not have liked queen b. that being said, i did like this episode. i am not a linda monroe stan (sorry), but i do think she’s funny. i thought the kids were funny, i wanted to punch zoey in the face, sam gave me the ick, gerald is a fucking freak, i have never wanted to throttle jon matteson until i watched this (i forgot his character’s name), so all in all, none of these characters are likable at all except for river, but that’s the monroe’s for you. the episode was slow, but in the way a slow burn in slow. once again, liked the introduction of nibbly, and i think having the first episode *be* the honey queen festival was super important to the rest of the season because they never shut the fuck up about it after this (this is another reason why i think each episode is it’s own universe but i disgress). if that confused you, i *did* enjoy the episode, but it was another middle-grounder for me.

perky’s buds:

liked that emma got to start her pot farm. overall have nothing of value to say about this one. joey as the bird was really fucking funny. i like jae. love emma forever, that freak. this episode was really slow and not at all in a good way. i did not like the song perky’s buds. just wanted the episode to end. sad face.

abstinence camp:

this is probably my favorite nightmare time story. the song axe-man is definitely number one on my list (we’ll talk more later). the plot of this one was SO good and funny and creepy and everything hatchetfield is about. my main love for this episode stems from the introduction of our three lead nerdy prudes must die characters. i love those three freaks. steph and peter almost getting in the same shower went fuckin crazy and i was kinda glad they got caught lmao. the plot of girl jeri and boy jerry was too fuckin good, and i will say, i was a little confused why the axe-man never showed up to kill them when they were very obviously horny, BUT IT’S ALMOST LIKE THAT WAS THE PLOT HAHAHAHAH. also, love the return of plot and lore about the woods, seriously, needed that. also also, jon matteson and kim whalen should be paired up more because they’re both so fucking funny and have the capability of being charming yet ever so slightly off-putting and i fucking love it. virginity rocks is a fuckin banger (heh), but the real star of the show is axe-man. let me tell you why axe-man is the best nightmare time song: not only does it introduce the axe-man (who we have been seeing and hearing THE ENTIRE SEASON, mind you), but bryce charles is singing?? i literally don’t know what else you need to hear from me?? corey dorris in a flannel will forever change my brain chemistry and they both sound so good together, truly, and corey dorris is a baritone legend (i’m looking at *you*, corey singing the hidden baseline in high school is killing me). “his blade is made of hate” sounds damn near EXACT to “you better hope you’re outta sight” (literal monster). “oh the pain” sounds damn near EXACT to “it ain’t great” (hatchet town). MOTHERFUCKERS. WHEN THE BRIDGE STARTS “these woods belong to him…” THE FUCKING HATCHET TOWN MOTIF IS LITERALLY FUCKING PLAYING LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? also, just the fucking end that proves ur dead?? please. jeff blim. here, have some flowers. i will do anything for you. anyway. great episode. love it. 10/10.

daddy:

i liked that we gave frank some backstory and gave him a little more humanity because i really did not like that motherfucker (heh) in black friday. the plot with sherman was VERY funny and him turning into a child is kinda cute tbh. sheila u bitch, u let barry swift out of there!! i will forever be a man in a hurry fan, even after death 😭. yes take this psycho’s money and make your family’s toy store better and pay your one employee a living wage!! we love to see it. i don’t even remember the song young at heart, so that should tell you enough about how much i didn’t like it lmao. i had been waiting to see those care bears because i fucking knew they were going to be the lords in black plushies after i saw what colors they were. nick lang, you sneaky bastard.

killer track:

finally learned the tea about miss holloway and yes it was worth it. yes, i do realize why everybody loves duke and miss holloway now, hell, i love em now. miss holloway’s plot is crazy and if there’s another nightmare time season i hope she gets another episode, honestly. i like run away with me as a song in general, but for the genre of artist miss holloway is painted to be, the song is lackluster. I DO LIKE IT THOUGH BUT I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE MORE ROCK AND ROLL. i do realize it is a ballad, but even rock and roll ballads go harder than that did. killer track is a fucking rager???? jeff blim what are you doing writing musical theatre songs???? go write some fucking grunge shit???? killer track goes so fucking hard i really can’t explain it, jesus christ, also the video was sick as shit, do more!! (this really just proves jeff can write anything lmao) i thought the nightmare time remix was really funny and fun and just a good time, no notes, joey slayed the house down boots honey mama.

yellow jacket:

i liked the vibe of the song yellow jacket, very avril lavigne. loved the plot. loved the reprise of lex opening the wiggly box x opening the pokey box. i love the idea that there are multiple kids like hannah in hatchetfield and that would be a GREAT plot to expand upon more, however, i like that hannah and lex got out of there, but i felt so bad for ethan :( i wonder if he had proposed to lex that morning if she had said yes and not left or if she had taken them with him ugh i hate not knowing. my favorite thing about the hatchetfield universe is that they just keep pumping out these stories and plot lines that confirm these things are canon in at least one universe. i love knowing as much as possible and that’s what nightmare time has given me, ily girl. sorry went on a tagent and didn’t finish: didn’t like use it or lose it, i didn’t like next time, but i thought it was sweet 🥺 they’re all such cuties. ALSO!! the general john mcnamara cameo in this episodes them song KILLED ME i SCREAMED!! he’s literally my favorite. if they continue with a season 3 i hope to fucking god they give my man his episode god dammit. bonus, hey melissa: that shit was fucking weird and i hated that paul sided with her in the end that creep. anyway, thank you for coming on this journey with me, i hope you liked my notes, i love a discussion if you would like to comment. <3

[atty-goldstein]

Just finished watching NPMD and here are my observations:

Oh starting right away with Richie's death

OHHHH It's the first time we actually hear Lauren and Jon sing together, even for just a lil bit

The Watcher World callback with the hammer and the phone

Every Mariah character: MY PICTURES ON MY PHONE, Me: gurl back it up on Cloud

Awwww Ruth

That one person who cheered louder than anyone else when Pete stood up for himself

Everyone collectively going "awww" when Pete shows up with the black eye

The Chasitys have such a cute color scheme. Would wear. But like. Mark's outfit has such gay vibes tho. Like. Stereotypical gay outfit.

Pfft that one person who cackled the Loudest during the dinner scene

Max, climbing in the tub with his jeans on: *vine voice* He's washing him and his jeans. He's washing him and his jeans.

Oh Mark showing up after Dirty Girl is literally like that scene with Hanschen during My Junk in Spring Awakening.

LISTEN. About two years ago, I was watching SAF and my dad looked over my shoulder AND HE THOUGHT JOEY WAS LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

Max: I'm gonna kick your ass!, Me: *Ted voice* Not his head

Wait. But his reaction to the prank is so wholesome and precious actually.

Gurl. Just let it stay an accident and destroy the footage instead. Don't be stupid.

I remember saying Bryce as Brenda. Glad that it happened.

Hatchet Town is basically just "Your Fault" from Into the Woods huh

Pete and Ruth sound a lot like Scrags and Esther ngl

I love Kyle. Himbo dude.

The shift when Clivesdale is introduced.

The way everyone also awwed when Richie got appreciated. I don't think a show goes by without Jon's character being loved

It's interesting that the hs kids don't want to be mean and aren't inherently mean, they were just pressured into being mean

Ohhh. He got bedazzled. Like Edward Cullen.

I want the cast recording so I can hear Jon and Will sing at each other more clearly

Boy Jerry's a reporter? I mean sure, I assumed they have jobs when it's off-season for camp, but I didn't expect journalism

What does Bryce's character know about Boy Jerry's murder spree tho?

Everyone's talking about Boy Jerry throwing Girl Jeri under the bus, but not Dan agreeing with Boy Jerry in accusing Donna

Hatchet Town is just Your Fault from Into the Woods huh

Steph protecting Ruth parallels Steph looking after Hannah

hc that Joey's character in the bbq monologues is whoever played Joey's roles in the Hatchetfield production of TTO

Jon's delivery ohmygod lmaoooo

Oh and Mariah's character, Caitlyn/Kaitlin, feels like a mini Zoey

Ruth sweetieeee you are so brilliant

Ruth having a mushroom on her shirt like the "I'm a failure" meme

The way they pull off Max's teleportation is so so good

Kim is the queen of horrified screams now

YESSSS HE SAID THE MIRANDA RIGHTS he ain't got a warrant tho

Considering tgwdlm was 2018, and it's 2023 now, then it HAS been FIVE YEARS since Peter asked for his hot chocolate from Emma

GARY PUPPY PAID ATTENTION WHEN HE HEARD PAUL. Because of he still recognizes Jon.

Pfft Paul having more balls than Pete

Okay it's vague enough that it can be interpreted that Paul doesn't die. I didn't think Emma would do the Linda screech tho. It's always enough to startle and disorient tho.

THE COSTUMES THE COSTUMES I LOVE THE COSTUMES

Oh I have a theory behind what Tinky says. But it's going in a separate post

The LiBs going "WE DON'T WANT YOUR PHONE"

In Once Upon a Time, it is customary to give up "the thing you love most" in exchange for extremely powerful magic.

Ahahaha as a Catholic I can confirm that Grace's opinion on Catholicism is mostly correct

I feel like if Pete did die, it would prevent him from turning into a horny bastard like Ted tho. Which may potentially save him from Tinky

And Pete letting himself get shot to save the woman he loves, would parallel Ted's sacrifice in Ape Man

That one person who very audibly goes "WHAT THE FUCK" when Max takes the bullet for Pete

Grace saying her type is dudes who come back from the dead. And I'm like. "AND THEY'RE BOTH RIPPED AS FUCK"

Annnd now the tables have turned on Joey after eating Sally out in the choir room.

Aaaat least she can't get knocked up?

Where'd she get that cigarette tho

The hair flip that accompanied the spin

GARY PUPPY CUDDLED UP TO THE LAPTOP WHEN HE HEARD WIGGLY

Kim's teacher character is so cute

The "awwww" when Pete and Steph came to homecoming together. Also Pete's bow tie will always match whatever Steph's wearing

Are we all in agreement that Jon and Will's homecoming characters are dating?

Grace. YOU ASKED.

Hmm. A soul-sucking spell especially targeting guys? Sounds like what Sheila had.

"Guys who came before"? Who else did she hook up with between the ghost's death and homecoming?

It's the return of Angela's iconic witch laugh

But Grace how long is that gonna work out for you. You gonna eventually use contraception? Have magic contraception? Or eventually get knocked up? Just sayin'

[lamiqire]

I just realised that a few days ago I sketched true forms for the Lords in Black. While I am not really happy yet, I think I should post the sketches, just to encourage myself to actually work on them, cause people could see em.

These are pretty meh, but it's been a while since I seriously drew something so I think it's fine

The photos themselves are also pretty bad cause I just send them to a friend for criticism and currently can't take new ones

First of Wiggly

Ignore the light and the fact that I tried giving him octopus pupils.

He looks the most like his plushie, cause genuinely I don't think there is much to do with him.

I gave him tentacle legs tho cause his "Oh, you'll hardly miss it. We just want what you cherish most. That's all!" Very strongly reminds me of Ursulas "I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice."

Now Pokey

Considering that Pokey is my least favourite Lord (cause I hold a grudge, but like in the end, I love all the lords), this is my favourite design of all of them.

I was a lil inspired by Rom, the Vacuous Spider, from Bloodborne.

(btw unrelated, T B Skyens Boss Designs of Bloodborne series on YouTube is really good I was listening to that while drawing all of these)

Next we have Blinky

With Blinky I had the most fucking problems, because I just did not know what to do with him and I didn't just wanna make him into a mass with eyes. So now he's an owl with a bunch of eyes. Ah and 4 wings cause he didn't look supernatural enough

The drawing itself is pretty okay though

Next up Tinky

Can't say much about him, cause that is a goat. That is just a goat. A goat where the front is a skeleton and the back is fine, but still just a goat.

The concept was that his front has fully rotted and the further back along his body you go the less rotted he becomes. But it just doesn't really come across I think

And last but not least Nibbly

My second fav Lord in Black, but I hate this design I made the most.

The design feels all over the place and I tried to follow a little bit of his description from Honey Queen.

It's just not good.

I am a big fan of the chest mouth tho.

The idea was to keep the long neck and give him an emaciated pigs body to symbolise his eternal hunger. Idk man

[possibly-evil]

If you're still accepting writing prompts: Webby and the Lords in Black have a family game night, it only goes just a little bit catastrophically wrong.

here you go! It kinda sucks because I got cursed with no inspiration, but I tried :)

“This is utterly stupid.” Webby sat in an old cabin, the windows shut and the fireplace burning. In front of her sat her five brothers.

“What about it specifically?” asked Wiggly, her older brother. She scowled at him.

“We’re in a random cabin, we have to be in our human forms, and, oh, I don’t know, I hate you guys?!” She stood up and made for the door.

“So she forfeits!”

Webby paused. She really hated quitting. She was not a quitter. And she didn’t want to lose. Especially not to her brothers. Reluctantly, she turned back around.

“What are we playing?”

–

“UNO! HAHA, I SAID IT BEFORE YOU! DRAW TWO CARDS MOTHERFUKCER!” Tinky danced around the room, overjoyed that he had outsmarted his brother.

Pokey looked as if he was going to murder his little siblings. “It’s a idiotic game. It doesn’t matter. We’re all cheating, anyways. Nibbly’s been eating his cards,” He said. Nibbly giggled.

“I BEAT MY BROTHER! LA LA LA LA LA!” Tinky hopped around and sang out of tune.The others clapped along. Webby leaned back and studied their antics. Pokey’s eye twitched.

“No need to rub it in, you brats.”

“I BEAT POKEY! I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM!”

Pokey reached out and snatched Tinky’s toybox from the table. Tinky fell still, and stared wide eyed at his brother. The room went quiet. Blinky’s eyes went even wider than before, if that was even possible.

“Pokey… I'm sorry. I’m sorry. Give it back. Please.” Webby sat up. This box was Tinky’s vulnerability. She couldn't decide if she wanted to help her little brother or use this against him.

“Why? After you’ve mocked me? Why should I give this back to you, you brat?” Tinky shook with anger.

“Give. It. Back.”

“Do you want your little Teddy Bear? Too scared to go to sleep without him?”

Tinky lunged at his brother.

The two tumbled on the ground, wrestling for the box. The other stepped back to give them room. Webby’s brothers cheered and rooted for one or the other, while she prepared herself to jump in and stop them.

Pokey grabbed the box and-

“DON'T DO THA-”

A bright light filled the room, and on the table appeared Theodore Spankoffski. The Uno cards fell to the floor.

“Oh. My ba-”

“Teddy bear!” Tinky said, jumping up and brushing himself off. “Sorry about that, I didn't mean to bring you here.” He tucked the box into his pocket.

“What the fuck?” Ted stood up and looked around.

“Let's move on to monopoly!” Tinky said, scooping Ted into his arms and placing him on the couch next to Wiggly.

“Get that pervert away from me right now.” Wiggly scooted further away from the confused man.

“Who- what? Huh?” Ted looked around, eyes darting between the colorful siblings.

“Teddy bear, this is my family, we’re playing games, so just be quiet and help me win. Ok? Ok.”

“Wait a minute!” Blinky stood up. “If he gets his human, I want mine too!”

Webby pushed her brother back down. “This is getting out of hand. What do you mean ‘your human’? We don’t own humans. They shouldn’t even know we exist.”

“Says you. You’ve revealed yourself to those sisters already, why not bring one of them here?” Blinky spat.

“I’m not putting them in danger.”

“Well I don’t give a damn about what happens to mine!” Purple light. Then-

“Bill? What the fuck?” Ted said to his coworker who was now standing across from him.

“Where am I? Who are all of you?” Blinky pulled a blindfold out of his pocket and put it around Bill’s eyes. 

“Easy now. You’re gonna hang out with us for a while.”

Webby placed her hand on the man’s forehead, and in another flash of light he was gone. “STOP. BRINGING. THEM. HERE.”

“Hey there boys and girls! And demons.” They all turned to the door. A man wearing nothing but denim had walked in.

“How did you find us?”

“I always know where that Wiggly-Wig of chaos is!” He strutted over to Wiggly.

“Well well well, I guess I also get a helper in our little game. Wilbur stays” Wiggly smiled wide.

“This is just… immature.” Webby stood up and made to leave.

“GOODY TWO SHOES IS LEAVING, EH?” 

Webby turned and charged at Tinky.

–

Five hours later, Webby slapped her last uno card down. “I. WIN. TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!”

Wiggly sighed. Tinky grumbled, while Ted remained unconscious with a bottle of alcohol in hand. Nibbly bit at his nails. Pokey- well, pokey had given up and gone to watch hamilton a few hours ago.

“We’re never inviting you to this again.”

[laalaaisqueen]

My Single survivor AUs always end up in Guardian suffering.

Po: Stabs man with a knife *he doesnt die dw* before he can even finish explaining and runs away because she ain't talking to no dirty stranger with a broken camera and if they do travel together, Po doesn't yell at him but she calls him weird and gross because its rude for a mortal to spy on two gods. *I prob have never mentioned Po's god complex but she also genuinely believes Tinky is godlike* Its just a bunch of Po being the worst. Stalking is wrong but it's more wrong to talk to people as if they're below you.

Guardian: *being told his whole life the test subjects are just talking animals* Po: Sorry that you didn't know but I'm a god and above you :)

I imagine Po just demands stuff of him and Guardian is just like "What, you can't talk to me like that, I'm The Guardian and I-"

"Bro, I'm basically a god, gimmie your night vision camera before I make you drop to your knees before me."

Laa-Laa: Punches him in the face as he gets too close *and snatches Dipsy's hat back because that's not yours you weirdo* calls him a list of insults, creep, pervert, stalker, ect. Guardian does not understand what any of these words mean. *But he has a feeling they are mean insults* Him just not understanding her anger just eventually makes her go, "You know what, let's just drop this for now, but I'm taking this rock with me so no funny business buddy"

Guardian: ... Laa-Laa: What are you staring at me for? Guardian: You said mean untrue things about me Laa-Laa: I wouldn't call them all untrue but so what? Guardian: Laa-Laa: If you're expecting an apology, you're not getting one Guardian: But you said mean things! Laa-Laa: What are you, 4? Guardian: I'm 21 Laa-Laa: That's somewhat reassuring, I was afraid you might have been older that it would have been more creepy. Guardian: How old did you think I was? Laa-Laa: I don't know, maybe mid 40s? You look so filthy I can't even tell you are young. Guardian: 40?!

Tinky Winky: The bag is coming out and whacking out one of Guardian's teeth. He is seething, he is enraged. He is gonna swear. Angry tears. Gets even more mad at Guardian for practically ruining his makeup. Spends his pretty time redoing his makeup. Also snatches Dipsy's hat but stuffs it into his bag.

Guardian: :( Tinky Winky, who is the same age: BoY don't give me the frowny face, you think you can just walk in here, order me to listen to your excuses just because you're 'The Guardian'? I got news for you dirty little man, it's rude to speak to me as if I'm lesser than you, and it's rude to steal stuff and never return it! And it's weird to watch us without our- Guardian: But I- Tinky Winky: DO NOT interrupt! That's also rude!

Dipsy: Man is gonna punch this dirty man. I'm taking back my hat now thank you very much. This situation is really weird but I suppose I could go to the station with you, I don't have anything better to do anyway.

Dipsy: I should probably move from this place anyway before Laa-Laa shows up to kick my ass for leaving her behind Guardian: But I saw her dead body Dipsy: You're a really bad stalker if you think death will stop Laa-Laa from kicking my ass

[pantheracatluv1105]

Nerdy prudes must die thoughts warning random Spoilers Read at your own risk these were just my thoughts as I watched

Opening scene makes me think tinkys gonna be the baddie this time around he's one of the most sadistic

Lots of little nods to nightmare time with the night hawks and grace chastity back again

Corey and Mariah being a father daughter duo again! slaps! Also the fact that she put her hand between her phone and a literal hammer and it seemed like something a teen would actually do ha scary how realistic that part was

Corey as Jason is fucken hilarious as the one nice himbo in the group of dumb jocks

BUTT STUFF BUTTER I MEAN BUTTER

The Cackle from the audience made my night

Dirty girl is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks but I won't be able to sing it out loud

The collective aww when poor Pete came out with that black eye so sweet starkid is really good at getting you invested in their characters

Angela as grace chastity is the best I love her she's so horrible and amazing

Did they name the Whalen house after Kim??

Kudos to the choreograper they are amazing and I love it so much just little moves that just really establish character I love the heart it brings

"Am i reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda"

oh fuck the homeless man reference definitely foreshadowing for twinky stuff being afoot maybe hopefully

Max is so dumb I love/hate him

Soo so so dumb

Boo hoo bitch haaaaaaa

Oooooh is max gonna haunt them !!!!

Kill count 💀 1

Bury the body also slaps and I also can't sing this in public without getting looks

Pete and Steph are cute together

Things are looking up but I don't think this is gonna last for long

Ooh the Clydesdale vs Hatchetfeild rivalry still going strong

On noooooooo he's gonna die he's alone !!!!!!! Never be alone in a horror musical the ohh no from the audience as they caught in too

Smoke club reference 👌😎 👌

The score holy fuck it hits I'm not a loser

Nightmare time theme wooo

Kill count 💀 2

The chair kick chefs kiss immaculate

Turtle Lauren 🐢 🐢 🐢

Ma brarbaque

The audiences reactions are one of the best parts of this

Ruuuuth why you gotta go by yourself love the solo but ya should've gone home with the rest of them

Also Lauren slays have I mentioned that she's amazing The whole cast is but I've always had a soft spot for her

The sadistic head pats ha

Kill count 💀 3

Kim's screams 😱 😍

Oh shitttttttttttttt the cop lady!! She's figuring shit out

Ballet flats and a gun 🔫 grace chastity people

PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!! MY BELOVEDS

Joey as hot chocolate boiiiiiiii

Sells women shoe- shoes Joey's little flub was hilarious

Steph being every lesbians dream

Also Steph and Pete's chemistry is adorable

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS

Good luck getting a hold of her Does your phone plan cover calls to hell She's bisexual and dead where else would she be.

Holy fuck love that line I need that on a tshirt

Who am I...flops

Ohh shit what is up with that house 🏠 😳

Chairs clinking in the dark

Ooh church of the starry children were bringing it back love me some Lore drops

You can't touch him but he can touch you audience cackles

Ooooooooooooooooh THE BLACK BOOK MORE LORE!!!!!

Ooooooooooooh tinky tinky tinky time

I beg to differ bitch

Kill count 💀 5

Should stayed in Chicago cop lady

Kill count 💀 6 maybe?????

Love the lighting BTW the sound and lighting guys deserve all the praise

Who knows what kinda doors were gonna open

Singing the lords in blacks names dang I'm gonna need to memorize

WIGGGLYYYYYYY

The lords in black all together ❤️ love them

Pallywalls I guess it's not just tinky this time

The phone she cherishs it above all else haaa

Ooooooohhh nooooooooo she wants Pete nononononononononononononon

Pay the price or fuck off

Fuck she's gonna kill him nooooooo

I'm into you steph awwww I'm gonna cry 😢

The purple light is blinky still watching 👀??

They could have gone to homecoming together 😢😫

So you do know the Bible

Danmmm grace chastity lines all fucken slap

The slow step forward I love max the evil himbo ❤️

Grace is having sex with a fucken ghost 👻

The jump up on the bleachers he's amazing

So we get a happy ending I guess????

Awwwww Pete and Steph they did make it to homecoming after all

Kill count 💀 is 5 after all the cop lady survived

Love the homecoming number

Oh shittttttttt grace has gone off the rails love that for her

Welp it's done and I loved it

[fabseg-creator]

Miraculous Tales: in the Opposite Universe (Inversed Personas AU) Chapter Three PROTOTYPE + Announcement

This happens after the meeting. Marinette, Adrien, Cerise and Wayhem are reunited in a café terrace of Paris. They drink smoothies.

Marinette: "It's regretful André the Glacier isn't here."

Wayhem: "Who is the Glacier ?"

Adrien: "He's a man from our universe. He offers ice cream to the couples of lovers."

W: "I only know two Andrés: The first is a cynical film producer and the second, the big employee who come from Fathom Company. About your André, I would like to meet this guy. He could make ice cream of Love for Cerise and me."

Wayhem looks at Cerise who became embarrassed. She blushes.

Cerise: "You funny guy !"

The four laugh.

The time has passed and Marinette joins Cerise for return to the latter's home.

C: "I guess Adrien is, in fact, your boyfriend."

M: "Yes. But not really."

The answer confuses Cerise.

M: "I mean: I love Adrien and Adrien loves me. But we haven't made our ship yet. It's still… A work in progress."

C: "Mmhh… I guess. And how could you fall in love with him ?"

From Cerise's question, Marinette tells her the day when she met Adrien at Françoise Dupont School. The times she had tried to confess her feelings to Adrien. The moments when she stalked him for more know him (ex: his tastes, his schedule).

C: "You must be a strange girl, 'Mari-Two'. If I had a boy or a girl to follow, I could make some of your methods. But the fact is I already do spying/stalking."

Marinette is a little astonished.

C: "I stalk for discover Fathom Company's future plans and for find Lycène. I would like to know her real identity, her real face (I would cut her head from photos)."

M: "Have you already found a new holder for the Ladybug Miraculous ?"

C: "Not yet. There are still multiple candidates for the earrings. I exclude the 16 friends who are already permanent Miraculous holders."

Tikki: "I hope you will find the worthy candidate for the earrings."

M: "It's true you are the Guardian of the Miraculouses in this world, I remember. I have never seen your Miracle Box yet. I try to imagine how do the box looks like."

C: "I will present you the Miracle Box."

C: "You'll see that, Mari-Two."

M: "You can call me 'Mari' without the 'Two' word, Cerise."

C: "Got it, Mari."

While the girls go home, Marinette thinks about her counterpart. She's worried about her other self: How did I… What happened to her for she becomes this person in this world ? Where is her current home ?

Announcement: The story happens in an alternate universe. The divergence from the Canon happens between the episodes Revelation/Confrontation (5.20; 5.21) and Collusion (5.22). Based on last infos about The upcoming special episode Miraculous World: Paris, (ft. Shadybug and Claw Noir), the Special's story happens during the episode Destruction (5.03) and a part of Multiplication (5.02). Meanwhile, in my fan-concept, the ShadyClaw incident event never happened.

I've begun the Miraculous Opposite Universe in February/March 2023 on Tumblr (the teasers, the sneak peaks, the leaks about the Re-Verse thing in the Miraculous Canon didn't come yet in this period). This Miraculous fan-concept is used to be in hiatus since End June. I have actually published TWO chapters on AO3. There is actually a third chapter I'm writing since the 14th July but I had abandoned during summer vacation because of the Tinky Winkynos poll series and other concepts (like Fast and Miraculous and Cerisette). I only retook the fanfic in occasional moments.

With the Paris Special Episode that is coming the 21st October, The Opposite Universe would be prematurely stopped. Except for possible rewritings.

[gigglealongshiney-shadow-watcher]

Meanwhile, at the beginning of the grounding.

Marceggle pulled themself out from under the bed and hopped onto the computer.

-what did 13 year olds like-

The answers didn't sound like anything Opal had mentioned, or anything interesting. They tried something else.

-what did 13 year olds like in 2010-

Still barely anything useful.

-what did kids like in 2010-

+Musical.ly +One Direction +Nintendo Wii +Scooby do fruit snacks +Super Mario Odyssey +Minecraft +Undertale +Barbies +Disney Channel

Well, that's a start. But when they looked into some of it, it wouldn't be anything they could show to Opal.

-how to make a kid happy-

-cheer up children and get them to listen to you-

-Violent games that are not always violent-

-Games with blood that are not ass-

Hmm... They had to think about this like a child would. Marceggle channeled their best impression of a small child looking for something cool. They started writing things down.

-adult games without sex-

-games for people who like singing-

-dancing games-

-what makes me happy-

-cool games with a mature storyline-

-funny vindeo games for adults-

-cute animal games-

Now things were moving! Marceggle kept a list going and tried to come up with other things to entertain themself. They'd never really used something like this before. They were an expert with Tnoy's tech, not human tech. They got...a bit sucked into it all.

-what to do when borred-

-how to use internet correctly when you've only watched humans use it before they die-

-people dying on camera-

-murdering people-

-why are all these pages wrong about how to properly kill a man-

-what is liveleak-

-liveleak people dying-

-what is reddit-

-reddit liveleak people dying-

-what is a watchlist-

-how to delete searches so friend doesnt see them-

-what are fun things to do when trapped-

-how to find machine parts-

-best machinery shops-

-can you order parts to a pocket dimension-

-how do I leave a room without doors or windows-

-how do I leave a room without doors to the outside or windows-

-do god holes have human shipping addresses-

-god hole-

-god's hole-

-how to delete searches-

-clockmakers in my area-

-clock makkrs not in area-

-Bathroom supplies with alcohol-

-how to build a portal-

-easy rituals for having fun-

-rituals for kids-

-rituals for adults-

-Wikka practices-

-how to summon a party demon-

-how to send back parrr denon brfere kid waes up-

-which religions are true and how do they work with the Lords in Black-

-what are different religions called in sniggle talk-

-witchcraft for Satyrs-

-am I a witch if I am not a human or a woman-

-am I warlock if i am nota human or a man-

-hot sniggles in my area-

-why are there so many hot women in what is i think the void-

-are hot women viruses-

-is it a pocket house room or a void house room the differences-

-The Goat man of Hatchetfield island where to find-

-I cant summon my god help-

-how to summon god when in other gods territory-

-how to rip out walls to destroy ribbon magic-

-how do I breek god curse-

-summoning Tinky juice/alcohol/booze/wine/drink/taster-

-Tinky Winky-

-how to unsee horrors-

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