#THREAD; ( PHIL )

[amid-fandoms]

phantasy land ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆

[kayit-z]

☪︎𖤓 ✑ ιnĸтoвer deaтнdυo dιa ❶❶

👻 : asustar (scaring)

They're going to scare bad while being invisible, if it's not clear >_<

《 Day 8 | Day 17 》

[shikai-the-storyteller]

A lot of people (including some QSMP members) are theorizing that the Eggs are evil or are being controlled by the Federation, but I disagree. Even if the Eggs are somehow acting as spies or agents of the Federation, I don't think it's willing and I don't think they know it. Why?

Because of Chayanne.

moti_otp on Twitter made a thread that compiled ALL of Chayanne and Richarlyson's signs from their conversation (Phil's May 3 VOD, Timestamp 3h 7m). Here's the transcript:

Richarlyson: How are you Chayanne?

Chayanne: I'M OKAY Richarlyson and you?

Richarlyson: I am great!! Happy to meet you but I am concerned about my dad's plans.

Chayanne: I'll ask you some questions is that ok?

Richarlyson: Sure :D

Chayanne: What are your dad's plans?

Richarlyson: They plan on building the biggest favela in the server :D

Starts innocently enough, right? Chayanne knows Forever is one of Richarlyson's dads, and he knows Forever is interested (a little too interested) in Phil, so it's normal that he wants more information.

But then it takes a turn.

Chayanne: Where do you come from?

[No response is given]

Chayanne: How many people do you know on this island?

Richarlyson: Uncle Fit, Roier, and Foolish Bobby and Leo and now you

Chayanne: Do you want to hurt anyone?

Richarlyson: Just bulls they broke my egg rights

[Context: they lost their first life to a bull]

Chayanne: Why I never saw you before?

Richarlyson: There was not enough Brazilian aura (the ship was late bc don't know how to drive boats)

Chayanne: How long have you been here?

[No response is given]

There are a few things we need to keep in mind here: Richardlyson isn't one of the original eggs. Like Tallulah, he conveniently happened to show up right when a new Egg was needed... but his appearance was a little too convenient.

Chayanne: give me 3 reasons why I should trust you

Richarlyson: I have style :D

Chayanne: Should I keep an eye on your dad? Did someone else arrive with you? Or are you alone?

Richarlyson: I… maybe!! But if he gets mad he would probably try to take down any mountain nearby he is dangerous for the nature

Unlike some of the other Eggs on the server who (canonically) only know a little bit about what's going on (either through osmosis, overhearing things, or getting information directly from their parents), Chayanne knows more about what's going on on the Island than most for one simple reason: Phil trusts him.

Any information Phil learns, he tells Chayanne. At first I was a little worried, but as time goes on, it seems more and more like Phil had the right idea. He wants Chayanne to be careful and be prepared for the worst, especially since Chayanne only has 1 life left ("Living Hardcore mode"), and Chayanne has taken this to heart.

A lot's going on right now and everyone's a little big suspicious, but I think Chayanne has proven where his loyalties lie.

Bonus:

Chayanne: Why does your dad wants to date my dad?

Richarlyson: I think… 2 things 1. He's a bit*h 2. He is crazy

Chayanne: My dad is happy married to my dad Missa thank you

Richarlyson: He is cheating.

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

[atorionsbelt]

what is wrong with them. like. GENUINELY

[bottomsonlybar]

dan and phil as boygenius

[endlessfuckup]

just remembered this gem

[tetrapaec]

This is what 210€ gets you nowadays...

Should include a sewing kit imo

[lestowell]

I am Not Ready to see sister Daniel in real life

[obv10usly]

Phil made his first thread on the Threads app! His account is pretty bare at the moment

[tamaxinof]

There goes Twitter again !

[amid-fandoms]

dnp will either hard launch on october 19th this year, or never

[agentoffangirling]

Critical Role x Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[dans-lily]

of fucking course tickets go on sale friday when i have $5 to my name dan and phil i hate you

[phaoi]

we are complimenting your phrats on twitter

https://x.com/misterdanisnot/status/1836646781452435674?t=7Sf5DA1wJsUjsue1Tez_Xg&s=19

hii, yes I’ve seen it <3 I got jumpscared by it earlier today when I opened twitter and the screenshot of my post was the first thing I saw on the tl haha 😭

[lizzydizzyyo]

sometimes I forgot just how fucking vicious and unnecessarily mean gurugossiper bitches are. like jfc dnp havent even done joint content for years (no bake video, danandphilgames 5 years hiatus, etc etc) and these hoes are immediately like "oH ThEy'Re CaPiTaLiziNg oN tHeiR JoiNT BrANd bECaUsE tHeY'rE BOriNg ANd hAS No CrEAtiViTY!1!1!1!1" as if they've been actively making videos in the last few years and unchanged in the type of content they make. dnp haven't even been ressurecting their gaming channel for 3 months.

God. They're absolutely being unironic about their salty uncalled hatred too. Imagine over a decade of faulting dnp for being gay, criticizing both whether they're being open or private about it. Can you imagine.