#cheap ass merch

[tetrapaec]

This is what 210€ gets you nowadays...

Should include a sewing kit imo

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

still so mad there is NO official trent crimm merch. fools. FOOLS. you will REGRET this

[kokodrawings]

Random question, but do you collect Naruto merch?

Not much before this year, tbh.

I had some lovely merch from past zines I was a part of, and some small figures I got from Japan (which are really expensive to import -.-) but a few months ago I discovered Taobao and I might have gotten a little trigger happy buying Minato merch 😮‍💨

[laitoslittlemacaron]

For science: Sample > what i received > compared to my older plushy

Honestly im quite disappointed in these new plushies😅 Remember the old ones with looots of outfit detail, love and their own eye colour & - shape?? what happened???

Now its.. 5000¥ for a cheaaap quality, same brown eyes with no life, no details, the "details" are only printed on paper thin cheap fabric and all in all it just looks bad, esp if i compare it to my old Laito plushies. (i had some hope bc the sample pics looked cute...but well guess not)

its still cute i guess but it reallyyy could look better, and its hard to take pretty pics of it😅 ive found one good angle so no cafe pics it is

[fauna-and-floraa]

Getting into skz was a bad idea because I've always had a penchant for collecting things, ESPECIALLY different variations of the same thing... and boy, does this album have different variations of the same thing.

[antisocialxconstruct]

I doubt I'm gonna get out to any other concerts until spring so I just wanted to Assess™️ year 1 of what I assume is a collection that will grow exponentially until it subsumes the rest of my wardrobe

[killuaisaprincess]

KAWAIIII

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

I had an idiot, narrow-minded, short- sighted customer come up to the service desk to yell at me 'You need to teach your workers how to speak english!!!'.

My answer was essentially 'dude, do you not see all around you that everyone is short-handed, so we have to hire whoever we can to fill the vacancies?.'

'Also, go call 1-800-walmart.' Subtext: they're gonna care about this as much as I do.

[kyeomwoo]

I hope Hao is proud of me for making my own merch instead of paying for it

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

saw venom 3 tonight it kinda sucked BUT i got this FREE commemorative tote bag when we walked out of the theater so i consider that a win

[televisionenjoyer]

Too much of the Taylor Swift conversation surrounds private jets and not enough acknowledge the fact that her cheap ass merch is being made possible by slave work in honduras. Which I think is actually useful information for people thinking of buying her merch.

[iucemon]

this motherfucker will be MINE in SEVERAL MONTHS

[starlit-mansion]

we went to target over the weekend and the forge action figure from the dnd movie was on 70% clearance which was low enough to allow the objective funniest piece of merch into my home

[whositmcwhatsit]

There's a story about the top one. Ed Bonja was holding his camera when Elvis came out of the toilet. Ed started taking pictures and Elvis noticed and sort of paused. Ed reassured Elvis that he didn't have to pose, and Elvis said, "Oh, I'm not going to pose. What do you want me to do, hold my dick in my hand?"

And that's what my helpful brain thinks of whenever I see that photo.

Elvis and his (many) same-model-suits in different colors always makes me think about the words (I think it was Joe Esposito) said about him, something like: "When Elvis liked something, he went all the way".

This is only one of his same model suits in different colors.

[lanormie]

anime figure!satoru who's an extremely life-like footlong figurine that you bought from a sketchy seller on Etsy for disgustingly cheap.

anime figure!satoru who's perching on a prime spot on your merch shelf that sits adjacent to your desk, the room cramped enough for him to hover right next to your computer screen.

anime figure!satoru who stands there with his smug face unmoving and arms set in a cocky pose, eyes aiming at the monitor where a spicy gojo x reader is currently unfolding.

anime figure!satoru who sends you running and screaming across the room when he suddenly turns towards you and clicks his teeth disapprovingly "that's some depraved shit you're reading there."

anime figure!satoru who's intrigued however, and urges you to come back to your seat and start scrolling again.

anime figure!satoru who wouldn't shut up even when you're trying to focus on work. and when you refuse to talk to him, he would monologue to other inanimate figures like they're his audience.

anime figure!satoru who loudly scoffs at the gojo funko pop you bring home one day and attempts to knock it off the shelf, whining something about "i'm not shaped like that". (which he is. it depicts his big ass head immaculately, you'd argue.)

anime figure!satoru who's in your business 24/7. "what are we having for lunch?" "who are we texting?" "what are we watching today?"

anime figure!satoru who clutches his chest and gasps dramatically every time you retort with "you will never be a real boy".

anime figure!satoru whose mouth's gaped open when you click on new listings from the same sketchy Etsy seller. "that one!" he's basically vibrating, jumping and pointing at an equally well made figurine of a familiar long-haired sorcerer.

and you're not one to say no to anime figure!satoru.

part 2!

[cinellieroll]

☆ random obey me headcanons!

lucifer, mammon and simeon ♡

part two (asmodeus, levi, barbatos)

part three (beelzebub, belphegor, solomon)

part four (satan and diavolo)

cw: a few spoilers ahead from the main story! also one SLIGHT nsfw on simeons part???

small note: i only started writing on tumblr now so idk much on how ppl do those line thingies on the words and then it teleports to a diff post so if anyone knows how to do it please teach me! thank you :3

☆ lucifer:

- generally has a thing for turtlenecks. if you open his closet you'll see a bunch of turtlenecks in there. lucifer is a very conservative man after all.

- speaking of closet, he definetely has a color code for his clothing. blacks, reds, navy blues, anything dark

- you'll never catch him wearing anything revealing. especially his legs. man keeps em hidden.

- has a very sensitive nose. he always scolds mammon and asmo for wearing such strong cologne. he has great sense of smell in general (the bitch can smell anything) and automatically knows when trouble is near.

- EXTREMELY petty when he doesn't get his morning coffee. if he goes a day without it an extra line will appear on his forehead.

- gifts you souvenirs when he enters the human world. claims he's here for business because diavolo told him but we all know that's not the only reason why he came up there.

- he doesn't like writing with modern pens and only settles with quills. he still has his old quill from the celestial realm and keeps it hidden somewhere.

- almost gave head pats to luke once.

- his nose is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL and his side profile too. he has a nose bump for sure and i will die on this hill.

- he's not a big fan of creamy foods like carbonara or anything with cream in general. if he's eating sweets he prefers the icing to be less flavorful. what do you expect? he's a black coffee lover after all.

☆ mammon:

- room is always a fucking mess, but he cleans when he procrastinates so if you ever enter his room and he's all quiet and cleaning just don't disturb him for a while.

- buys bootleg merch for levi for no reason. one time he found this cheap ruri chan stuffy on sale for like 150 grimm and decided to buy it.

- has fucking shit hand writing bro. sometimes it's small, sometimes it's big but most of the time it's ass balls. like why does your k and h look the same?

- he cracks his knuckles and joints often and can't go without a day doing it atleast once. it's kinda hot tbh lol

- when he's in a happy mood he'll sing in like a high pitched way. idk how to explain it but i just see him doing that especially when he's on cooking duty

- sleeps really late he could almost rival levi on it. surprisingly his eyebags aren't that visible though.

- has really pretty features like long eyelashes, plump lips and visible collarbones. eat your heart out asmo xoxo

- convinced himself he'll never ever like or listen to human world songs until he heard you blasting some music in your room. he was singing that song in his head for days on end but refused to ask you what the title was

- he's a very clumsy guy and often drops small things especially during class like his ballpen, eraser or that pack of bubblegum lucifer ended up confiscating

- before you arrived, he liked to vape or juul when he's stressed or felt lonely but now he only spends his time thinking of you when he feels down.

☆ simeon:

- when he turned into a human he had thoughts of becoming a teacher in christian education but realized it's better if he owned a cafe instead.

- he sometimes joins luke during his baking lessons with barbatos even though he already knows all the steps

- occasionally invites you for sleepovers and buys card / board games for you guys to play with solomon and luke! either he or solomon are always end up being the winners everytime though

- always and i mean ALWAYS willing to teach you something when he knows it. baking, writing, recent lessons, etc

- once the exchange program ended he started writing more and more, especially poetry. and mostly wrote about you and how much he misses you <3.

- started making diary entries after the aftermath of the celestial war.

- during quiet nights, simeon often thinks what it'd be like if he was really close with the brothers.

- his eyes are lowkey creepy sometimes when he looks at you for too long. it's like he's trying to detect every sin you've committed.

- idk why i thought of this but his teeth are literally so pearly and perfect but he doesn't really smile with them in view.

- unintentionally moans sometimes. like when he sits down after a long day you just start hearing a soft "ah~" out of nowhere..