#THIS is the good shit

[wearevillaneve]

Waiting for me? (illustration by prianikn/Instagram) for the Killing Eve fanfic The Monster In Me on Ao3.

[motleyfam]

wait omg this is such a random question so absolutely do not worry about answering, but what are your top three favorite hurt/comfort scenarios?

1. Appendicitis. It’s the quintessential hurt/comfort scenario. You’ve got the slow build up, the initial self dismissal/downplaying of symptoms, the feverish misery, the ever increasing pain, the “oh shit he’s really sick” moment when the situation inevitably goes downhill, the second round of downplaying when they try to claim it’s probably just a bug, all leading up to the realization that this Officially An Emergency and then the panic and the surgery and the recovery and—

Look, it just ticks so many boxes in a predictable-but-still-customizable package and I’m a total sucker for it.

2. Emotions other than sadness becoming so intense that they lead to tears (exhaustion, frustration, anger, overwhelm, etc)

3. Getting stranded somewhere while also sick/injured and having to MacGyver solutions

[lazyrezi]

Nothing makes me cackle and kick my feet faster than when some entity that is supposed to be ominous and ooooh so scary is just. Doing its job. And complaining about it to whoever will listen. Ah, yes, I'm but a fledgling demon, I need this promotion, or I'll get sacked otherwise, help a friendly demon out! Death is my all-time favourite character in the discworld. He is so clueless but well-meaning! Also, the demons from good omens come on, that whole ass office vibe they have going on. Sure, there is doom and death all around, but what's worse than paperwork? Nothing beats that no torture they can come up with. But even Crowley and his way of messing with humans is so... endearing? In a really messed up way? Like he will just push people to do evil deeds, or sometimes is just a straight-up nuisance. Michael from the good place also falls into this category, and I just !!!! I love this archetype! It never fails to just make me wanna jump up and down like they did the thing!!! They humanised that entirely not-human being by making them be just as confused and just as annoyed about the system as the rest of us are! Love it!

[p1nkcanoe]

oh.

[theperksofbeingstupid]

forgotten how much i missed cellbit solving puzzle games

[leebrontide]

Hello random stranger I don’t even follow! I grew up on Lake Erie and we have a storm hag and I am so excited to talk about her! Mostly she’s from like the war of 1812 and partially forgotten about, but she’s said to cause storms that take down ships so she can feast on sailor flesh. She has a spooky little theme song but by the time you hear it it’s too late and she’s already next to your ship about to pull you under. Which like, you’d think then that we wouldn’t know the song but it’s:

Come into the water, love, dance beneath the waves

Where dwell the bones of sailor lads inside my mossy cave

She’s said to live in a cave under presque isle, which does not make sense because it’s a sand bar full of swampy lagoons, but also there’s a rip current medium often on the beach side so arguably she’s still out there sucking down souls. I’m just saying there’s bluffs on the other side of the bay that seem more reasonable as a place to find caves. But like also historically during the war of 1812 (but really 1813) Oliver hazard Perry’s fleet spent the winter in misery bay, which is sort of toward the end of presque isle, and they were very cold and hungry. I do also like to think that the people that fall through the ice dunes and die in winter are her victims. Maybe also the people that snowmobile on the ice too far into spring and go under. Then again she probably can’t be blamed for every kind of stupid death that happens.

Anyway apparently her name is Jenny Greenteeth, which makes it pretty clear that she’s an English import at least in name, but I love her.

Also, in case you don’t already know, Lake Erie is shallow which makes the currents weird and there’s like, so many shipwrecks. It’s warmer than the deeper lakes so they aren’t as well preserved as the ones in Lake Superior or anything, but there are genuinely a nuts number of them. Also there’s at least one ghost ship, the dean richmond. There’s this whole area called the Lake Erie quadrangle that they’re thinking about protecting federally because there’s so many shipwrecks? Like, beyond a Bermuda Triangle amount. But on the bright side, it doesn’t have as much of a plane crash history as the Lake Michigan triangle!

Also there are some giant goddamned sturgeon in that lake, and if you feel the need to go mermaid tail/person body with the mermaid thing I recommend a long twisty sturgeon tail and body! I forgot what this was for in my excitement to tell someone about my girl Jenny Greenteeth, but have so much fun!

THIS is what I'm talking about!

[yfantis]

Cringetober - Day 4

Fursona

It’s me! In a way…

[sweetchcolate]

me: man the tournament arc is kinda dull and boring...

episode 21: hold my beer

[monochromatictoad]

Ok but... hear me out...

Mathias, instead of getting misplaced in time and ending up in CV3 era, ends up in LoS somewhere after Gabriel turned into a vampire. And so not only meets Dracul, but his Castle too. And the Castle feels a connection to Mathias because it can tell he shares a fate with it's master... :)

Am I considering LoS!Macastle and Macul? Maybe. A little bit.

(Thoughwe could also say that Mathias ended up in LoS when he was supposed to be sent back to his time... and that Hector followed him, so they're together.... and Hector is very, very protective of his Lord ❤️)

👀.

Ok, I'm hearing you out on this, because this is good. But like, considering the relationship that Dracul and the Castle have, poor Mathias being sandwiched between the two. Maybe Hector comes over a little later, and is determined to save his Lord, but encounters Trevorcard before he is killed and turned into a vampire. Imagine Trevorcard's rage towards Dracul when he witnesses him with Mathias.

Imagine Hector and Mathias being horrified at Dracul's actions towards Trevorcard, but even more when they see him attempt to turn Trevor. Maybe Mathias would attempt to comfort Dracul. Maybe Hector would see this as an opportunity to free his Lord.

The chaos that would unfold. Maybe Mathias would be able to convince Dracul not to destroy the village Trevorcard was from, making Simon have at least somewhat a normal childhood. Of course Simon and Sypha would go to live with the people in the mountains, as was Trevorcard's wishes before he left to fight Dracul.

Hmm... This is going to be in my brain bouncing all day.

[nb-peace]

NIckelback continuing to pull out the Oldies on the European tour this time its Hangnail!!!!

[tortureandtickles]

GOALS GOALS GOALS

[s3ka042]

"I never failed ONE war, in my life." ------------------------------------------------------- Something random just come out haha

[cherry-blossom-qf]

The only these two pictures I got from my secret drawing box thingamgig!

One of Tranza. Every nice. Love me some good british spider boi.

And this AMAZING fanart of Periwinkle doing his job!! XD

WHAT DID THIS WADDLE DEE GO THROUGH?!?

The box is still open if anyone wants to send something! (🌸>^ ^) >💕

[chuplayswithfire]

This era of X-Men covered in X-Men '97 is genuinely one of my favorites and the fact that I'm already seeing signs that they're going to cover several arcs that are my favorites, is increasing the sensation that this show was made for, like me and a small handful of personal friends who are all losing our mind at the choices already made.

[wiltking]

something about becoming the very thing you are fighting against once you aquire enough power to fight back. something about the line between life and death is the line between love and hate, that even the most well meaning, pure burning magic can be used to conjure death and if it thats true, can so true be the opposite?