#THIS WOULD BE SO FUN

[thatdeadaquarius]

Episode two of us teleported to genshin and we just play prank on everyone and causing havoc cuz y not <33

Secretly swapping venti and kaeya's vintage wine with the freshest grape juice *evil laugh*

Randomly singing niki minaj and megan thee stalion lyrics in random places <3

WE WOULD BUILD A TREE HOUSE NEAR WINDRISE AND LIVE TOGETHER YAYAYAY

Living that cottage core dream <3

YOU KNOW WE WOULD BITCH

i like to think we'd fufill every genshin fans chaotic dreams if we got yoinked to genshin lol

(obviously, seriously, sorry for replying way too late to this ;-; )

ur talking abt harmless pranks, and while yes we would need to do all of those, im talking abt figuring out how to trick Zhongli into running into Neuvillette LMAOO

ok but the Windrise idea is lowkey genius, i mean if Hilichurls can accomplish structures surely so can we, u know what i subscribe to tho? Treehouses/cool houses in every nation 👌

like cool mountain home for Liyue/inazuma could literally have a house for every island/sumeru would be yet another most epic treehouses/I WOULD LIKE TO HANG OUT/LIVE IN ONE OF THE PYRAMIDS!! not all of them have dead ppl in them i don't think (in teyvat not earth💀)

Im a personal favorite of not just singing nicki minaj songs/2000s party songs, but blasting them thruout Fontaine’s speakers 👍

OR EVEN BETTER-

blasting unhinged music thru the speakers of the CLOCKWORK MEKA, no matter where Fontainians go they can’t escape shit like, “REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP”

(i like to think our phones would come with/always be at 100% bc we’re “inside the video game” too)

i just posted ur other idea abt this, but telling the Akademiya/Fontaine vision users abt powerpoint nights, and just sitting back with popcorn/genshin food so we can watch the show lol

idk if u saw it for Lantern rite this year, but how mountain shaper and moon carver accidentally messed with cloud retainer by flying kites in her territory? i would give the adepti even more funny gifts so they'd unintentionally prank Each Other lmao

Giving unhinged novel ideas to Yae Miko would also be great, like the beef between Zhongli/Rex Lapis and Venti/Barbatos but enemies to lovers fanfic 💀

she’d print it too lol

(oh god i don't even wanna think abt how much more insane we’d seem if they thought we were their Creators/above the gods 😭 be gods of chaos more like lol)

tysm for all ur big brain ideas orah, 10/10 would love driving Teyvat crazy if we were both there irl

i hope u have a great week!! :D

Safe Travels,

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

[starry-skies-writes]

Rayla: Runaan, I’d like to introduce you to Callum—

Runaan: we’ve met

Rayla: Well Ezran—

Runaan: we’ve also met

Rayla: … Soren-

Runaan: …

Soren: Aren’t you that assassin that killed—

Callum: SOREN-

*sometime later*

Rayla: That’s Claudia

Runaan: yes.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

It's essentially 3rd or last life but with people like Oli, Joe Hills, Cubfan, and Fwhip commentating constantly. Everyone's pov has a different "narrator" and it's just like a David Attenborough documentary except they can talk back to the narrator. Scott's narrator is Owen, Grian's narrator is Oli, and Scar's narrator is Cubfan. It would be the same amount of technical players, but actually double the people. Ren isn't in the series because he is Martyn's narrator.

And Ren is Martyn's narrator 🥺

[fritzes]

Imagine a podcast that's one (current) WTA player and one ATP player having a chat. Who would you pick for the first handful of episodes? 👀

ooh okay off the top of my head: iga and carlos, mirra and daniil, aryna and grigor, ons and casper, coco and ben

[stickers95]

OMG NEED

[oopsallsyscourse]

Syscourse trick or treat, how we feeling?

[vellichorbindery]

Saw an Anastasia Jegulus edit so had thoughts:

Jegulus Anastasia where 10 year old Regulus doesn’t remember who he is and is separated from Sirius for a decade after the rest of their family gets assassinated (while the boys are trying to flee with their Uncle Alphard to Paris). He grows up in an orphanage surrounded by other children and learns quickly to be independent. Somehow his fingers still remember how to stroke piano keys beautifully, so he sits on a creaky old bench each morning to bring music to the bleak grey of the drafty orphanage walls.

James and Remus are drifters/con men doing tricks to get money for their next meal. Growing up together in a small village, they’re as thick as thieves when they move to the big city to try to start their lives. They want to leave and start a new adventure, but can’t afford to and they hear a rumor that the youngest Black son is still alive somewhere (there’s a generous reward for any that bring hope/information) and plan a con to trick Sirius with their own “Regulus Black” lookalike. (Or maybe James and Sirius were best friends in the palace where James’ mother worked and James is genuinely wanting to see his childhood friend again).

James runs (literally runs) into Reggie as he’s being chased by police for stealing a loaf of bread (gotta do what you gotta do) and he knocks him over and instantly falls hard when he meets light blue eyes and a scowl that has him scrambling up, pulling Regulus with him. Regulus doesn’t trust James (even though he wants to bc he feels oddly safe with him).

Adventure ensues and in the end Reggie & Sirius are reunited in Paris (cries into my pillow) after a decade and it’s a beautiful reunion. Sirius recognizes the melody Regulus plays on the piano (it’s one that their Uncle taught them as little boys) and he instantly knows it’s his baby brother. Also obviously has Wolfstar heheh but I haven’t thought that far but maybe a bit of enemies to lovers Wolfstar bc Remus can’t stand Sirius the first time he meets him (thinks he’s a snob and this spoiled rich boy)…idk HMMM

I might write it one day.

[jakascoo]

Cass: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

[local-gun-witch]

Couples costume idea (if one doesn't want to dress up):

Party pooper dresses normally but with wii controllers.

Partner can choose any outfit from any Just Dance game. When they play "their song", face each other and party pooper tries to mimic the dance moves.

[athetos]

Short story told entirely via patch notes

[w1tchcr4ftt]

I genuinely wanna make a striker ask blog just so I can go say hi to the tadc askblog ppl as striker

Should I

[moths-and-crows]

google defines a cult as "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object," or "a relatively small group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or sinister."

so if I made a religion with strange practices that was devoted to a specific thing (I might be confused, but isn't "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object" just... any religion????) that only a small group of people were a part of I could officially call it a cult?

@sabineandcheeseburrito @starcrossedandstupid @3guineapigsinatrenchcoat @parrotxx you have been invited become a founder of my cult

would you like to accept this offer

[mortalmab]

Imagine a heist movie with me:

The WGA strike has been going on long enough that the writers are getting desperate but refuse to give in the the AMPTP. So the writers hatch a plan: they are going to rob Universal Studios, break into the Disney Vault, Netflix, Amazon, and all the players in the AMPTP and TAKE the money they are owed.

The problem is none of them have ever done something like this in real life. They have written heist movies but life ain’t like that. So they hire a couple of ex-convicts with a history of white collar crime and together they rob the various branches of the AMPTP tree, crippling them enough that they are forced to give in to the WGA demands.

The movie is called Prose and Cons

[offense-is-the-best-defence]

There should be I skyrim mod where you can stick up 'Ulfric Stormcloak is a thalmor bitch' posters

[desthen]

[cyar-ika11]

Cinematic masterpiece

https://youtu.be/91P2r8GFKAI