#THIS STUPID FUCKING HIMBO

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[justaz]

arthur being able to feel merlins magic whenever he uses it bc it makes him feel all warm and tingly and at first he's stumped about it and goes to morgana for advice bc hello?? merlin makes him feel weird?? and its only merlin. it only happens when he's around. it's gotta be his fault. and morgana is like "lol nerd you like him" and he's like "oh fuck" bc he has the emotional intelligence of a walnut and begins to notice the warm and fuzzy feeling grows stronger the closer merlin is and is like "welp. im screwed" and then a magic reveal later and arthur notices the feeling happens whenever merlin uses magic and he's like "oh. thank god." and finally realizes the feeling was merlin's magic, not that arthur has feelings for him. it becomes the new norm and then merlin is dressing him for the day and makes a stupid joke before ducking arthur's hand that was going to cuff his ear, he laughs and walked around behind arthur and the warm, fuzzy feeling returns and he's like "stop. no cheating." and merlin is confused and arthur's like "i can feel you using magic, idiot. remember?" and merlin is like "i'm not using magic tho" and arthur scoffs like "alright, sure, whatever you say."

THIS becomes the new norm of merlin and arthur bantering and then arthur accusing him of using magic and merlin insisting that he isn't. then finally the feeling happens when merlin is staring directly at arthur, comforting him in a moment of vulnerability, and arthur can see his eyes remain blue but he feels as he normally does when merlin uses magic. he still accuses merlin of using magic but merlin just rolls his eyes and once again insists that he isn't, arthur can literally see when he uses magic bc his eyes flash gold. did they flash gold just now? hm? did they arthur? arthur then rebuts "then why did i feel all warm and fuzzy?" and merlin blinks thrice before grinning like the cat who caught the canary. he won't tell arthur about his feelings for merlin, he'll let him flounder for a bit. it's always fun to watch him be an idiot and as much as he wants to kiss his stupid face bc finally (finally) his feelings are reciprocated, it's enough for now to know that arthur feels the same. arthur is infuriated that merlin won't tell him. merlin is highly amused at his stupid not yet boyfriend

[katsmtmsdoodles]

my favorite ninjago ships & their dynamics

[luna-the-cretar]

I know we like to joke about Marius being an awkward himbo that doesn’t know how to flirt—and he is, to some extent—but also like. No?

Like, he used his looks and flirted with the High Inquisitor in order to get the information he needed, as well as distracting her to let the party get to where they needed to be without her noticing them. And he was smart enough to go about it so that he found all this information and such without ever having to sleep with her.

Like, sure, stats wise he’s not incredibly intelligent or charismatic, but character-wise he’s not lacking either. Remember, he was a knight (idk how high he was on the totem pole, but considering his quest and relationship with Victor, it’s probably fairly high), and was very close to the king (which he confirmed in canon that his relationship with Victor allowed him to participate in some royal events as a guest). So he’s not some stupid awkward himbo that I’ve seen some fics portray him as, and it annoys the piss out of me.

[burningneonstarlight]

fucking flaggot

[hope-ur-happy]

"do you think the wizard is dumb" / "think of celebrated heads of state [...] did they have brains or knowledge? don't make me laugh"

THE FUCKING PARALLEL I AM CHEWING GLASS GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE BYEEEEE

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Hei-Ran, about Atuat: I swear, it’s like having a sister with no impulse control. Me: Ma'am. "Sister??????!!!" That's your girlfriend. You are dating. You- Oh. OH! I get it. This is where Rangi gets her horrible gaydar from.

[yeetmeoutthewindowdaddy]

Imagining sub Rolan

Imagining that Tav has been out of town doing hero/ adventurer stuff for 3 tendays and has sent word home to Rolan via sending stone that he'd be home that afternoon.

Imaginging a very pent up Rolan wanting needing to be fucked by a 6'7" beefy himbo Tav.

Imagining Rolan having already stretched himself on the biggest dildo he owns so he can take Tav's cock as soon as the other man gets home.

Imagining how Tav walks in to their bedroom to see Rolan face-down ass-up on their bed, naked and ready to be fucked.

Imagining Tav gently cooing at Rolan in a patronizing tone "Aww, did my little wizard miss me that much?" as he takes out his cock from his pants.

Imagining Rolan being so desperate that he forgoes his normal tsundere behavior and presents his ass to Tav without complaint.

Imagining how Rolan blushes as he raises his tail in the 'fuck me' position while spreading his ass with his hands, lewdly showing Tav his gaping hole.

Imagining Tav picking Rolan up, holding him aloft by the base of his tail and with an arm under his chest— his hand gently squeezing Rolans throat.

Imagining Tav repeatedly squeezing and releasing Rolan's throat to watch his hole try to clench around nothing.

Imagining Rolan getting impatient and demanding that Tav fuck him.

Imagining how the second Tav's huge cock enters Rolan, his bratty attitude vanishes. The once eloquent wizard instantly reduced to a whiney mess.

Imagining Rolan's ahegao face when Tav bottoms out inside of him. The way his belly bulges because of the massive cock inside him.

Imagining a barely coherent Rolan begging Tav to fuck him hard and fast.

Imagining Tav's incredulous laugh when he tells Rolan "Don't be greedy."

Imagining the desperate sound that Rolan makes when his own words are used against him.

Imagining Tav telling Rolan "You're lucky your hole is so fucking tight around me." as he begins to thrust.

Imagining how Tav doesn't even have to aim for Rolan's prostate— he's so big that he presses up against it whenever he's inside the mage.

Imagining Rolan being fucked stupid, his overworked mind finally, blissfully, blank.

Imagining the tears of pleasure streaming down Rolan's face. Slackjawed with drool dribbling from his mouth. Eyes rolled back in rapture.

Imagining how Rolan cums without having his dick touched.

Imagining how Tav keeps fucking Rolan even after he orgasms.

Imagining Tav overstimulating the tiefling but not caring because he hasn't cum yet and he knows that Rolan likes it.

Imagining the humiliatingly high-pitched squeaky sounds Rolan makes as Tav keeps fucking him.

Imagining how Rolan cums again when he feels Tav spill his massive load of cum in his ass.

Imagining Rolan being so overwhelmed with pleasure that he loses consciousness.

Imagining how cuddly Rolan is once he regains consciousness, now that his pride isn't in the way and his mind isn't telling him that he doesn't deserve love.

Imagining how even with healing spells and potions Rolan is walking funny for the next few days.

Imagining how much calmer Rolan is for the next few days, having had the brat throughly fucked out of him.

[leezuhh]

"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags

[am0ngtheb0nes]

Curse of Strahd character: Heron Dawnseeker. My vengence paladin sad boy. I have made him so sad. He is so special to me.

[thatlavenderblue]

Din got told there was a place called '' the LIVING waters'' and his first reaction was to go '' yeah but what if I DIED there? ''

[lordgroose]

celebrating the end of my on call week by

having a couple drinks (yippee)

plotting out the next levels my dnd character will be getting in the future

[spiritshaydra]

I fucking love the dumpster fire that’s the Nemesis crew <3

[bisexualfagdyke]

People just don't even fuck with genuine dumbasses anymore

[geddy-leesbian]

final verdict on Umbrella Chronicles:

extremely mid at first but then the shocking amount of homosexual subtext saved it. I still think Darkside Chronicles is SIGNIFICANTLY better, but I had an okay time with Umbrella Chronicles overall