#THIS SOUNDS JUST RIGHT

[somerandomdudelmao]

Hi, I saw your and Tap's dystopia ocs, blacked out, and woke up with this. Hopefully you see it :)

(sorry if it's terrible)

“Custom Automated Salesperson,” the robotic centipede said smoothly, pouring another glass of suspiciously colored liquid. “That’s what ‘C.A.S’ stands for, it’s just a bit of a mouthful to say whenever the odd person asks for my name.”

The little rabbit wrapped her hands around the glass and took a huge gulp. Whatever the drink was may have looked strange, but it tasted better than sewer water, that much was certain. 

She wiped her mouth and reached for another biscuit, nodding. “Yeah, that makes sense.” She chewed for a moment. “Would ‘chu like to know ma’ name?”

“Sure. It’s a luxury to have one these days, isn’t it.” 

The rabbit nodded, swallowing. “It’s Tap,” she said, smiling. 

The centipede’s yellowish eyes blinked. “Tap?” 

“Yup!” The rabbit suddenly jumped off the stool to hop in a wide circle, her light feet making a pitter-patter, pitter-patter, taptaptap against the floor of the shop. She skidded to a stop. “Tap. Get it?” 

The centipede’s metal face stretched in a pseudo-grin. “I do. I do get it.”

“I named myself.” She kicked at the floor, suddenly a bit bashful. “Couldn’t remember having one, decided to make one of my own.” 

“I think it’s nice name.” The centipede leaned its chin on one of its arms. “So why were you running from those men?” 

The rabbit hopped back onto the stool and sighed, covering her face with her hands. “I was stealing from them, and I got caught.” 

The centipede made a staticky humming sound. “Who was your employer?” 

The rabbit looked up. “Employer?” 

“Yes. The one who paid you to steal from the men.” 

The rabbit’s nose scrunched up in confusion. “No one paid me. I was stealing because I needed to eat.” 

There was a beat of silence. The centipede glanced down at the plate of biscuits and the flagon of liquid. Wordlessly, they pushed the plate nearer to the rabbit. “Have another biscuit.” 

The rabbit happily obliged. 

[chappellrroan]

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

[time-woods]

this goesout to theperson who wanted me todraw him with an even bigger lollypop here it is

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[sleepy-grav3]

Amity Park hates the Justice League but loves Red Hood and sometimes other heroes

A/n: I got this random idea so here it is. Oh, and this is good reveal AU ok?

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Due to the Justice League mocking them and ignoring their villain problems that were also publicly interdimensional problems, everyone hates the JL. It got worst with the GIW coming in, who blatantly went against the meta-laws (which included aliens, demons and so much more that weren't human from the beginning). They started to think the Justice League supported them.

In the Infinite Realms, however, there's a revenant that many adored and others respected. He did not hold back against criminals. Criminals that would rape, kill, traffic, sell drugs, and more to people. He especially didn't like when they brought kids into this. He'd avenge people the way they should've been: by promising that their abuser/killer/whatever wouldn't be able to do it again. And in the place they lived in, the only way for that to be possible was by major injury, heavy social outcasting, and/or death. Most prefer the 3rd.

And after how long the Amitians dealt with the attacks which eventually came to a slow once or twice a week type thing, they started opening their minds to the idea of coexistence. Well, further than they had. So when people started to cross over and start making their small haunts in their side of the veil, the Amitian's began to become aware of the popular hero Red Hood. He was part of the undead community, which was trustworthy in everyone's books.

So Amity Park started making merch. Most of it was for Team Phantom, but there was plenty for Red Hood as well. There were other heroes on the side, like for Superboy 1 (who they renamed to Supernova due to their hatred for Superman for 2 reasons, the obvious and that he rejected a mirror-born), and Raven (the half demon).

And with this coexistence, Team Phantom had noticed the positive feedback about killing in the name of vengeance. So they went on the offensive, and after a good year of that, the GIW lost funding for producing no results and just taking up resources. The acts were still there, but nobody enacted them in Amity, and nobody actually knew or believed them outside of the haunted city.

Then the Justice League find out about the hero group there due to tracking merchandise after they started to sell outside of the city. Superman was the guy everyone liked, so he was sent over. He immediately got thrown out and was now questioning who the heck Supernova was and when he rejected him.

Flash? Outcast. Everyone ignored and walked away from him. they had the police, who never did anything or even had to anymore, kick him out.

Green Lanter? Oh the poor guy. He had his ring taken away and thrown out of the city somehow. It took hours to find it.

Wonder Woman, they had to be ok with her. Not at first, but once Phantom had a talk with her and people learned that they were cousins through Clockwork (Kronos) and Pandora, they were ok. ish. Tolerated was the best word and she got the info back to the league.

The batfamily took a trip there, dragging Red Hood along somehow. And right when Red Hood was noticed, a crowd began to form as everyone practically worshipped him. There were many victims he had avenged and an Ancient (Lady Gotham) came and gave him the gifts she couldn't without scaring the guy.

At one point, the poor guy even cried.

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

personal happiness or what the fuck ever

bonus:

[dieselocelot]

it was the wrong plan in the wrong hands/ the wrong theory for the wrong man/ the wrong eyes on the wrong prize/ the wrong questions with the wrong replies

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[hoshizoralone]

I imagine being around other Smashers from Super Smash Bros. does wonders for Samus' self-esteem and emotional well-being. Not in a sarcastic "haha we're comparing traumas wheeee" kind of way, but because SO DANG MANY Smashers are so very insightful, compassionate, and caring in their own ways and would want to see her have some measure of peace and help her heal.

The Smash Crew (with the obvious exception of fucking Ridley and probably Dark Samus too I dunno) is Ride or Die for Samus Aran and they will not hesitate to remind her at every given opportunity.

samus gets put in therapy for the first time ever thanks to the fact that there are actually people around to hear what she says to herself

[anbaisai]

Has Mayu met Najma (Jamil's sister) yet? How did/would that interaction go? (I love your content. Please don't ever die❤️)

I haven't figured out if/when they'd meet in my canon timeline yet, but they definitely would meet during the Al'ab Nariya event! Honestly I think they'd get along quite well given how both have :3 energy, meaning Jamil really will be terrorized by 2 cats once they meet...

He'll be fine though, he's basically a cat himself 👍

(Also that last sentence I'm- 😭?? Anon really came into my inbox to give me eternal life and leave-)

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[calmlb]

Chuuya definitely saw Dazai fall out of his cell.

Trust me, I’m Harukawa’s pen

[murmuringbug]

Every single frame of this show could be put in a museum

[bruciemilf]

Bruce texting " I'm writing my will. Would anyone like anything specifically?" In the group chat. With no expectations of his kids ripping the door of his office open. With Clark in toe. Well. Should've thought twice

[linka-from-captain-planet]

Marian shouldn’t keep hogging the merribella sandwich