#THIS IS SO STUPID I'M SORRY

[nightlysweets]

"I'm a girl" "I'm a boy" "I'm non-binary" okay???? I'm not a loser?????????

[beanghostprincess]

luffy asking zoro the "would you still love me if i was a worm?" thing and zoro at first being confused af bc "what kind of question is that?" but instantly saying that yeah, he would love him in any shape or form as long as he is still his captain.

sanji and usopp overhear everything, they're next to them. and sanji thinks it's the dumbest question ever, to which zoro replies with "you only say that because you're so fucking scared of bugs that you couldn't love your boyfriend if he turned into a worm one day, shitty cook". which directly offends him, like, to the damn core, because well- at least he would try, right? to love usopp no matter what! but it's just mosshead who says it, so it doesn't mean anything.

but usopp tells him that it's fine and that he understands if he didn't love him if he was a worm and that fears are often stronger than love and, y'know, it's just a stupid question.

sanji can't have that.

so he goes all the way to show usopp that he would still love him if he was a worm by trying to befriend the bugs he has in his little terrarium in his workshop.

he ends up crying and shaking and usopp has to shower with him and hug him for hours after one of the bugs ended up on his face.

moral of the story: "that question is bullshit and it's impossible to turn somebody into a worm and i fucking hate bugs and they hate me too but i love you a lot" — sanji to usopp, probably

[howtobecomeadragon]

what if mike and will grew up. figured out their shit and confessed their feelings in the most romantic way. they kiss and smooch. and even. make out sometimes. they grow up and they share a cute little house on the edge of town. they can hold hands on the front porch and kiss each other in the driveway. and one day. mike says, "hey i want to have a kid with you." and will's heart beats nearly out of his chest and he has that big smile on his face. you know the smile. the big one with the teary eyes. and they adopt a little son and will's heart is too full about mike being a dad. a good dad. and mike feels like he's really living each day to the fullest, he has it all now. and then their little son gets. possessed. by some evil force. yikes. what if.

[seberal]

Yeah "Stuff"...

(the stuff in question):

I tried a new color palette, hope you like it.

[jewishcissiekj]

What's wrong with this pathetic fucking band of gays:( (and Asajj bc she's a fav of mine)

[brian-kinney-apologist]

guys. I have a proposition. a new ship name for daniel × louis.

danloulu

[mousyatlas]

feyd-rautha harkonnen upon seeing paul maud'dib atreides for the first time

[rms-mathematic]

I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that Vaggie's supposed to be a moth

like

really

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

"I farted on your dad's balls"

"My dad is dead"

"Yeah he died of ball fart"

[monacobasedgirldad]

spot the difference

[loucifersbitch]

my 2 year old received a toy firetruck this weekend, and now he keeps crashing it into things, letting it fall from various heights, and having it land on its side - which makes me think he's been influenced to believe that fire departments crash trucks on average 5 times a year. how do I explain this is actually statistical error? average firetruck crashes 0 times per year. 9-1-1 Georg who lives in LA and crashes 3000 trucks per day is an outlier and should not have be counted

[kiaroscuro]

When your user runs on coffee and two hours of sleep. Also known as: Joker did a stupid thing 2 electric bogaloo

[arcane-strangeness]

this came to me in the shower

(AUDIO ON)

[trobairitzposting]

veneziano has a tramp stamp that says lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate

[iwonderwh0]

Nines *sarcastically*: my heart wouldn't be able to handle it.

Gavin: you don't even have one, dipshit.

Nines: *takes his thirium pump out*: okay, Detective, what's this?