#THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD.
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SORRY FOR MY AMATEUR BAKA CAPCUT SKILLS IM NEW TO EDITING 😭🙏
i saw this tt trend of house of the dragon chars as nars eyeshadow palette shades and i was like :0 this would work well with chapter 10 so here’s what i envision reader’s gown (i took ur ref) and viktor’s suit as eyeshadow shades :3
#submission#OH. MY. GOD.#THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD.#I AM IN LOVE#THE EYESHADOWS ARE SO ON POINT JM ACTUALLY CRYING#SELKIE THIS IS SO GOOD#mads' asks ⟢ ݁ ˖‧˚₊ ☁︎#a crown of ink#acoi#acoi memes
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guys. i finally fucking did it. i bred a pearl dragon.
#i might actually sob man#its only been a few days since i started trying for one. like 3#this is so fucking good.#i might be able to get another before the months over#kiss my ass god im the luckiest man alive
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
#stp spoilers#slay the princess spoilers#stp dragon#stp the princess and the dragon#I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK#i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was#and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you#anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria#thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp#slay the princess#stp princess#stp the long quiet#my animations#my art#EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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#hot twink#hot celebs#hot as hell#hot breast#amazing butt#awesome breasts#beautiful mature#big beautiful breasts#big breasted girl#big breasted women#big juicy butt#hot tiddies#hothunks#hotwives#so hot and sexy#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#cream pussy#finger my pussy#fuck my wet pussy#married pussy#lick my pussy#needy pussy#pussy lover#pussylicker#good pussy#fill my pussy
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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third
#i can’t believe they improved Fiyero’s character so much just by making him intensely into both women at the same time asdakdga#Elphaba: *screaming at people*#Glinda: yeah baby you tell em! my girlfriend is gonna kick your ass!#Fiyero: god I’m so fucking turned on right now why am I so turned on by this#ideal dynamic tbh#i have other much more meaningful thoughts on this movie but this was so funny I had to post it#It was a very very good movie ngl#wicked#wicked movie
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Full Video Watch Now
#adult model#onlyfitgirls#perfect breast#hot pics#hot breast#natural body#fuck my wet pussy#good pussy#needy pussy#pussyplay#sexy and beautiful#photo sexy#sexy chick#sexy curves#sexy pose#so hot and sexy#ai sexy#sexy babygirl#sexy ebony#slim and sexy#eat my pussy#fill my pussy#finger my pussy#lick my pussy#use my pussy
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Literally the funniest post on this website
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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Say Ahhhhhh😛
#so hotttt#sexy chick#so fucking hot#so fucking good#sexy pose#so hot and sexy#hot as hell#hot breast#titytuesday#tiny titts#huge titts#raw#tumblr girls#attention slvt#attention wh0r3#lick my pussy#lick my toes#hot content#sexy babygirl#sexy and beautiful#sexy bitch#big tiddy committee#tinygirl#tiny#sexy redhead#sexy redhair#hot and sexy#hot as fuuuuck#fill my pussy#onlyfans tease
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#bouncing titts#pussylicker#pussy so good#pussy lover#cream pussy#finger my pussy#pussy free#needy pussy#spank my pussy#pussyplay#fuck from pussy
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Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.
#I love my BAMF batfamily#but then switching from scaring the shit outta the JL with how good/serious they are and then going home to fight is so funny#And Bruce is so so proud of his kiddos… but they really need to cool it during Mario Kart or they’re gonna burn the Manor down#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#tim drake#jason todd#justice league#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#kate kane#batman family#bruce wayne loves his kids#Bruce Wayne is proud of his kids#Bruce Wayne is also a little scared of his kids#batdad#black bat#spolier dc#red robin#red hood#robin#robins#the batfamily is fucking nuts
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this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure
#charles is already so unpopular why the fuck does he think this is a good idea 😭#uk politics#uk monarchy#op#popular
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happy pride. or whatever
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#pride#lgbtq#gay#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#ben drowned#slenderman#ticci toby#the puppeteer#laughing jack#laughing jill#the rake#seed eater#sonic.exe#sally williams#homicidal liu#im so tired#this is entirely /j please dont take this seriously#some of these are real headcanons but im not saying which good fucking luck#my art#doodleboot
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they'll fund a genocide and let their poor regions be destroyed. don't fucking forgive them for that.
my hometown is completely gone from what pictures i can find of it, i have not heard from my family (including aunts, uncles, parents, one sibling, and a grandparent), and the infrastructure in the mountain communities is wiped out. i cannot stress how catastrophic this is, or how difficult it will be for these communities to build back. i am angry, and scared, and heartbroken by everything that's happened.
and our government is spending it's money to fund a genocide.
free palestine, and don't be complicit. realize that this is not something happening that doesn't affect you--although it shouldn't take this to care about the deaths of thousands of people anyway.
#sorry for this angry rant i am not having a good week#hurricane helene#helene#free palestine#laurie thoughts#maybe i'm just screaming to the void and nobody will care since that's how it's gone so far#i could go on and on about how fucked this is not to mention the politics of how we got here#i am so fucking done
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