#THIS IS KNOWN

[machine-unlearning]

To be clear: when I comment on a post with "this is known," that's not always an endorsement. Sometimes it's short for "This is known by the state of California to contain chemicals causing cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm"

[tits-a-me]

people have put this together right??

goat is purple? Shamura is purple? didn't want him to be lonely...

[adarkandmagicalforest]

theon greyjoy, if trapped in a box long enough, would probably snort whatever powder you gave him

[fortjester]

partner in crime by lucy dacus / harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir / judas' death from jesus christ superstar / lovefool by the cardigans / nona the ninth by tamsyn muir

[weepylucifer]

after a lengthy and fruitless debate on the matter of revolutionary musk, steban at last convinces ulixes to shower by dangling the promise of eating ass, but only if it's clean

[brionysea]

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[boydykedevo]

Taagnus superior ship cuz red/blue color coding

[guiltyonsundays]

the thing about vapes is that they’re fundamentally swagless

[whopissedmypants]

Guys I might have a cum kink

[sostrangerous]

if mark was in a worse place mentally in fyck i think he would start regularly hooking up with cameron

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Which star wars character would convince you to take plan b?

Jabba the Hutt.

Humanoids and near-human species in Star Wars are fair game and some hybrids are known to exist both in legends and disney canon, but slug bastards are where I draw the lines. I don't need him sticking his hectocotylus or his gypsobelum in any of my orifices; I don't even have a uterus, but the Force works in mysterious ways, so there's no telling whether his seed would find purchase in my loamy soil. I don't know if Hutts give birth to live young or if there's an ovipositor situation going on behind the scenes, but I for one do not want to find out first-hand. If space plan b doesn't exist then I'll get a space coat hanger and go behind a space dumpster next to a space 7/11.

[simplydm]

Dm, we need help

We're writing something and struggling to figure out if Cleo has/would use romantic petnames (ex: sweetie) for her partners or if that doesn't fully fit her character

Headmates are debating amongst themselves because we just can't figure it out or decide

- Cleo (ironically)

Hmm… I think yes but sparingly (in a good way, like it has a lot of meaning). I feel like she’d use them with friendly insults too, if that makes sense.

[bzdsentai]

Diana doesn’t need to be Zeus’ daughter because Cassie Sandsmark is literally right there. Every possible story you can tell with that origin can be told with Cassie.

Which is probably why they made her Zeus’ granddaughter in the New 52, they knew her existences as it was made Diana completely redundant for the stories they wanted to tell so they had to fuck up Cassie’s shit too.

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

@queenofattolia I burst out laughing

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

[gayvampyr]

and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck