#THIS IS KNOWN

[tits-a-me]

people have put this together right??

goat is purple? Shamura is purple? didn't want him to be lonely...

[fortjester]

partner in crime by lucy dacus / harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir / judas' death from jesus christ superstar / lovefool by the cardigans / nona the ninth by tamsyn muir

[adarkandmagicalforest]

theon greyjoy, if trapped in a box long enough, would probably snort whatever powder you gave him

[weepylucifer]

after a lengthy and fruitless debate on the matter of revolutionary musk, steban at last convinces ulixes to shower by dangling the promise of eating ass, but only if it's clean

[recovering-redditor]

I have a question for you:

Who do you think I, the sender of this anon, am?

Hmmmm…

We’re going to guess this one based on pure logic, then ignore that logic based on a hunch.

Going on who generally sends me these, on statistics I could name you Tica. But that doesn’t quite ring true… I don’t think Tica would mess with the font. Why? Pure instinct.

Who else would it be, you may ask, dear reader? I only one of my other mutuals who’s sent me an anon, and they totally would mess with the font. Have they in the past? Irrelevant, shut up.

Facts are in, and I name thee…

@waspsinyouryard

[chemsexholmes]

Sometimes you fantasize about being in a tv show like the bear or derry girls or community or shameless or or or? and what you really want is a close knit group of 5+ friends

[mcpuliotjr]

"this is not a hotel. nor an asylum" if jesus christ were alive today he wouldve manually dismembered u

[brionysea]

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[boydykedevo]

Taagnus superior ship cuz red/blue color coding

[guiltyonsundays]

the thing about vapes is that they’re fundamentally swagless

[whopissedmypants]

Guys I might have a cum kink

[sostrangerous]

if mark was in a worse place mentally in fyck i think he would start regularly hooking up with cameron

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Which star wars character would convince you to take plan b?

Jabba the Hutt.

Humanoids and near-human species in Star Wars are fair game and some hybrids are known to exist both in legends and disney canon, but slug bastards are where I draw the lines. I don't need him sticking his hectocotylus or his gypsobelum in any of my orifices; I don't even have a uterus, but the Force works in mysterious ways, so there's no telling whether his seed would find purchase in my loamy soil. I don't know if Hutts give birth to live young or if there's an ovipositor situation going on behind the scenes, but I for one do not want to find out first-hand. If space plan b doesn't exist then I'll get a space coat hanger and go behind a space dumpster next to a space 7/11.

[simplydm]

Dm, we need help

We're writing something and struggling to figure out if Cleo has/would use romantic petnames (ex: sweetie) for her partners or if that doesn't fully fit her character

Headmates are debating amongst themselves because we just can't figure it out or decide

- Cleo (ironically)

Hmm… I think yes but sparingly (in a good way, like it has a lot of meaning). I feel like she’d use them with friendly insults too, if that makes sense.

[triset]

hayato ichimonji was gay coded