#THIS IS FANTASTIC

[goose-nest]

why would you hide this in the tags 😂

friend made my birthday cake

[theminecraftbee]

i am WHEEZING at ren's neighborhood meeting. iskall is apparently the minister of health hell. ren tries to declare beef the minister of maps and beef just about has a breakdown on the spot. xisuma is. the minister of idiots. (takes care of the villager trading hall what you thought that was going somewhere else,)

[merriclo]

nintendo saw bitches using treasure chests and magnesis to drive the rafts on land and said fuck it might as well give them what they want and now link has a fucking tractor

[smashorpass50plus]

You posted one of my friend's moms on here.... Will be using the results of the poll against him for the next several months

????!!!!!!! WHAT

You have to update us on that when you do

[5mary5]

I just learned how to twerk and it was SO fun which is why I just can't help but imagine trying to teach the obey me boys how to twerk too (minus luke ofc) like imagine diavolo showing up with a crop top and booty shorts and trying to shake ass barbatos and lucifer are having an aneurysm while asmo and solomon encourage him

i can imagine belphie doing surprisingly really well

Levi is filming of course because let's be honest you don't see this happen every day

mammon is a pro ofc (same goes for asmo honestly)

now simeon is a little confused at first but he gets the hang of it and ends up having so much fun that he manages to make raphael join!

Raphael is fighting for his LIFE but! His ass jiggles so nicely that every girl withing a 3 mile radius ends up jealous of him

Also mephistopheles isn't amused by all of this BUT he joins because diavolo is breaking his back and he NEEDS to show his lord how to shake ass gracefully

OF COURSE thirteen is there do you think she will miss the chance to gather blackmail material of solomon?! Jokes on her tho because solomon asks her to send him the footage man's doesn't give a fUck!

Also after that thirteen goes ahead and dances with mc

Now here is the thing satan wouldn't originally entertain the idea of twerking but he joins because he wants to piss of lucifer and show him that he is the better twerker between the two, he and belphie end up forming a dance duo

Chaos ensures as the these two join diavolo so all three of them throw it in a circle together

THEN lucifer has enough and joins as so does barbatos

Mammon is laughing so hard when he sees lucifer twerk he forgets to take pictures to sell for grimm

YOU THOUGHT ITS OVER?! The real dumb truck has yet to appear!

Oh look it's beel! And he just came back from doing cardio!

Beel immediately joins when he sees such FIERCE competition going on and let me TELL YOUU even tho he doesn't know what he is doing (since he missed when mc was giving them instructions) his ass still shakes like a leef in the wind

Mans so caked up he doesn't even need to move

On another note mammon gets up from the floor after laughing and he forces levi to join and not just sit around

Levi does join after complaining and he does well (please tell him he is doing well mc)

If any student even DARES to take a peek inside the rads student council they might as well run cause ain't no way this is getting out (jokes on them because michael ends up hearing about it and has the laugh of his life)

Late addition to the party but barbatos twerks so well that earth shakes, Megan the station and nicky minaz style

Last but not least, everyone (mainly mammon) when they see mc throw it back

Feel free to add your own thoughts!

[izzymarksthespot]

I can't believe these bitches just broke my 10 year long writer's block 🤯

[stevethehairington]

there is NOTHING better than getting into a new fandom and scrolling through ao3 only to find out that one of your favorite authors from ANOTHER fandom ALSO writes for the new one 🙏🙏🙏

[starmocha]

Just know that this will be my hell next week:

[titsthedamnseason]

i was already excited. but with original music from WHO????

[snowdressedinblack]

My HEMA gear bag arrived...

So it's kind of huge. Like, way bigger than I expected. I can put the end of it on the ground and the top reaches my chin. And I'm 6ft tall

[l1terally-justawizard]

Once again, observe my Dungeons and dragons prowess

rainbow clickey clack math rocks

gorgeous~

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Random life. The number of green, yellow, red, and lost lives is carried over session to session but who they're attached to isn't. Not only can you be green one day and red the next, but the vengeful (or feathery) dead can rise from the grave seeking out their killers. As reds and deads pile up, alliances become more and more important as the chance you'll need someone else to help carry out your will increases. Thought the person you'd messed with was a safe bet? Wrong. Joel be revived and upon ye.

For extra fun, randomise more than once per session.

Letting the dead spectate around would likely break the game entirely, so to make it only slightly broken I suggest letting them stay near the spot they died in or their bed.

WOE. JOEL BE REVIVED AND UPON YE!

[theminecraftbee]

[image ID: a screenshot of clumsy cooking. Zedaph is trying to use a claw grabber to break an egg, and tango is holding two bananas, which he must use to cook. /end ID]

clumsy cooking indeed.

[msbigredmachine]

Full clip of Saudi Arabia showing Jey SO MUCH LOVE! 🥹

This is amazing. So happy for how far he’s come!

[passportforfiction]

Right so I just listened to The Vengeance Saga and uhhhhhh

What was that?

Currently eating the drywall thanks Jay!