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sivavakkiyar · 1 year ago

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come to my blog where you can hear about how liking Borges is inevitably problematic but how somehow liking Zappa isn’t

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amaraudermind · 2 years ago

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Non spoiler review for Shazam:

Man when I was leaving the theater I overheard two girls talking about how they didn't really like Fury of the Gods and how they were more marvel girlies and </3 sorry you don't like art</3

#shazam: fury of the gods #THIS IS A JOKE. kind of.#listen fury of the gods us the farthest thing from an mcu movie(okay the third scr got kinda superhero movie formulaic. kinda. but STILL)#AND IT WAS SO GREAT FOR THAT #i promise it's the best movie in the world you should go watch it #the amount of focus the movie put on the stakes of this fight was so refreshing to see.#it wasn't just some easy watch action flick so if that's what you're wanting then maybe this movie isn't for you #but like. if you're watching for good storytelling and a lot of heart and incredible acting then this is such a great film to watch #love love love it so much.#anyway everyone go watch fury of the gods it's my favorite live action movie i've watched recently<3

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dorianwolfforest · 2 years ago

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Me omw to be as trans’nt and woman as possible at my future sse job interview so I have a higher chance of being hired because they talk a lot about employing more than 50% female-identifying people and Im not worth denting the statistic on

#sso #ssoblr #this is a joke. kind of.

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heshmmity · 2 months ago

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f4f (fag4fag)

#im in that kind of mental state when im only capable of unfunny jokes #id like to draw something cool but eh #nothing cool about these two #billford #bill cipher #gravity falls #stanford pines #artists on tumblr #ford pines

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kensatou · 4 months ago

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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as-i-watch · 5 months ago

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Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

#he really stroke a nerve there lmao what an aim #he has done this kind of jokes so much the whole season but this time it feel extra dad #dungeon meshi spoilers #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #marcille

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spiribia · 1 year ago

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables.#I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without.#also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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teddievan · 1 month ago

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my favorite part of wade and logan's first encounter in the bar is actually this shot of logan staring at wade like he's trying to figure out if there's really a guy in a red skintight fullbody suit asking him out telling him to come with him to save his universe or if he's just so hammered that he's hallucinating. like

#poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #like he's definitely considering that his brain might be playing some kind of sick joke on him here for a second

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proxycrit · 15 days ago

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LINKTOBER DAY 22, SEABED INN

Nothing like ending the adventure with a weird dream and manifesting a new spooky ring! Link’s too tired to wake Zelda for this one.

(That zora is a strange one, choosing to live near the sky. Have you heard? Rumors have it she even took one of the last zonai as a student.

I heard she taught it healing arts!

I heard she let it near the Sky Princess.

Oh no!

Didn’t she know the Zonai are cursed? Nothing ever goes right with their magic. That’s why they were taken by the malice.)

Interested in more of this au? Check out this masterpost (it all started when Zelda didn’t time travel back in time)

Want to see wips and character faces without Rauru’s brainfog getting in the way? Mayhaps you should check out my patreon :0

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bbq-potato-chip · 7 months ago

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exactly what you think it means

#my art #the apothecary diaries #apothecary diaries #knh #kusuriya no hitorigoto #knh maomao #maomao #jinmao #<kind of. like not really but sort of.#im sure this joke has been made like a billion times but i saw this and i was like literally her...#1k

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dozydawn · 1 year ago

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#lancôme #lancome #trésor #1954 #1950s #perfume bottles #necklace #objectum #kind of bummed that the joke version (worcestershire sauce) is why this got so many notes because that bottle is so sexy #i shouldn’t complain actually. i opted for no caption. it’s free real estate

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adobe-outdesign · 1 year ago

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there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained