#THIS IS A JOKE GUYS PLZ
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I love Bhishma Pitama because he had one minor inconvenience and decided to stay a virgin for life, like I get him, yk?
#he's so real for that#like you can't tell me that isn't the most relatable decision as an asexual being#desi stuff#bhishma#pitama#Unfortunately biologically kisi ke nahi#mahabharat memes#mahabharata#mahabharata lore#I love him for this#THIS IS A JOKE GUYS PLZ#Mahabharata shit posting#shit post#but in a yk affectionate way#that's all guys#itne Hi tags soch pa rahi hun mein
66 notes
·
View notes
Text
nervous system? yeah we are
#purple🪻#plural#idk what else to tag here#endo safe#anti endo dni#<-you guys scare me and what not#anyways plz laugh at my joke#system#plural system
612 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hey. Hey, guys. You'll never guess what I've been drawing.


Glisten: ...??
Glisten and his lame ass boyfriends!!!!!! Cheers to art dumps <3
[CW: SUGGESTIVE JOKE] More doodles below cut:
So! I know most of you come for the shinyshrimp stuff (WHICH WE WILL GET TO) but let me yap about Glisten and Razzle for a bit.
I LOVE YOU GLITTERMASK THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GLITTERMASK-
Glisten and Razzle got together like 3 months after Glisten and Boxten broke up. Razzle never really looked to Glisten that much outside of acquaintances (cuz he was kinda sorta lowkey jealous of Glisten's charisma and stage-presence). In fact, they were much more focused on Vee and maybe possibly had a crush on her, which is really funny in hindsight with Dazzle lol. However, after learning that Vee was a lesbian/being very rudely rejected by her, Razzle found comfort in Glisten and fell head-over-heels almost immediately.
The only problem is, Razzle has -10000 aura. His ass cannot be flirty or cool-charismatic at all.


Glisten: What do you do when you aren't distracting? Razzle: (Glisten likes mysterious people) I sell drugs!! Glisten: ... Excuse me? Razzle: (But Glisten also likes kind people) But ONLY to kids in need! Dazzle: (STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP-) *defeated whimper*
Razzle thinks he's that guy (they're not, they're pathetic honestly lol)
Also like, Razzle is suuuper dense when it comes to everyone except Dazzle. They struggle with self-reflection and other-people reflection, so he is completely convinced he is doing all the right things, when in actuality, they are very very very cringe.

Razzle: No see Dazzie, this is why they call me Rizzle. Dazzle: (No one has EVER called you that.)
Denseness is one hell of a drug, aye, fellas?
Dazzle is being pulled through the wringer trying to preserve whatever was left of her (and Razzle's) pride. It's not working. Girl is fighting for their life every time she is dragged over by Razzle in order to say a horrible pick-up line to Glisten.
(This is all pre-relationship btw. After they get together it becomes an inside joke and Glisten retorts with his own awful (although not nearly as bad) pick-up lines)
Now the moment you've been waiting forrrr 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
✨ Shinyshrimp ✨

I love them chat, I love them sm. They have so much drama and love and interesting things going on, they're so cool and fun n stuff and AUGHHHHH💥💥💥
Shrimpo being that one guy who craves affection but would literally bite anyone who gives it to him is so real to me. Homie wants a hug but ends up suplexing whoever hugged him outta reflex. Glisten, on the other hand, is one of the most affectionate people ever. He's not affectionate to everyone, but when you catch his interest (both platonic and romantic), he is very verbally and physically affectionate. He'll buy you things, he'll give you hugs, he'll let you invade his personal space, all stuff he would never let normies do.
Shrimpo loves this, however, homie has no idea how to deal with any kind of affection in a positive way. Cat-coded ahh guy. Glisten does find this amusing tho, so he's more inclined to be affectionate with Shrimpo to help him "get over it" in a way.

This is just for shits and giggles. I feel like everyone should draw this meme with their ships. It's a canon event at this point.
What can I say? He was hungry.

Can't forget my fankids. I love my fankids. I miss my fankids. I need to draw my fankids more istg I need to revamp their ask blog soon (especially with some new editions coming soon).
Also Hamlet looks smaller because most of his internal structure is made of ribbon and stuffing, so he shrinks into a ball when happy. He also loafs like a cat, what a guy.
Also also also what the skibidi sigma happened to my prep-jock ship?? Why is it backwards???

I drew these because I had a vision of the little doodle below and only thought it would work if they were swaped... sooooo... here we are.
Scapmi is a preppy goth-ish shrimp with an eye for fashion and artistry. With a smart mouth and a massive ego, he often comes off as an annoyance to others. He loves to be front and center in everything but often has to fight with his internalized idea that everything is a competition that he needs to win no matter what. It causes him a lot of stress and self-doubt, but he'd never let anyone see his weaknesses.
Gash is a shrap-toned violent mirror who speaks more with his fists than his voice. He hates everything that is not himself (and sweets) and makes sure people know that. He used to be a perfectionist, but after an accident permanently cracked his face, he dropped his "perfect" persona in favor of a messy, more hateful one. He wants connection but doesn't know how to express his needs in an understandable way, and that frustrates him immensely.
As you can see, match made in heaven.

Gash: DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK!? Scampi: There's a smudge on you- Gash: I DON'T CARE! LET GO!! Scampi: Not 'til I'm done. (Your natural blush is gorgeous; shame it's on you tho)
So yeah, swap shinyshrimp lore drop yippee.
Have a good one chat, til I reappear again✌️✌️
#cw suggestive joke#MY SHEILAAAAAAS OH MY SHEILAAAAASSS#also every time i post glittermask i feel like that one audio about the guy wanting to talk about birds#me: you give me one like and i'll show you 5 glittermask doodles!! i'll give you 100 glittermask doodles-!!#yall: everybody came for shinyshrimp-#me: PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#but anyways#she/they for dazzle plz#go forth and be cringe my skibidi sigmas life is too short to perserve your image#also if y'all wanna see more scampi and gash lmk#dandy's world#dandys world#dandy's world fanart#dandy's world oc#dandy's world glisten#dandy's world shrimpo#dandy's world razzle and dazzle#dandy's world ships#glisten the mirror#shrimpo the shrimp#razzle and dazzle the twin masks#glisten x shrimpo#shrimpo x glisten#glisten x razzle#razzle x glisten#glisten x boxten (mention)#glisten x rodger (mention)#shimmer the glass shrimp#hamlet the masquerade mask#fankids
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE#AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling?#as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive#I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1#this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja#bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly#also#Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue#side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone#and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from#or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them#also also#nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama#and I find that interesting#ALSO also also#Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will-#side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER#bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE#the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION#plus his affinity for showmanship like#AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT???#let my guy be a cheerleader plz#he and Mikey both would be so good at it
839 notes
·
View notes
Text

How im feeling rn
#moominvalley#moominvalley season 4#moomin#snufkin#moomintroll#this cant be it#plz tell me this was a joke#haha you guys you got me#so where did you hide the actual 4th season???
52 notes
·
View notes
Note
back on that Tia supremacy 💚🪷 and an ask for her incoming!
outside of Grim and the the card bois ofc, is there anyone else Tia is on particularly strong friendly terms with? :>
Im just gonna hand you the controller because I drew a blank.
[SMASH ANNOUNCER VOICE]
“CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER”

#cozy ask#i spent more time making this edit than answering the actual query#for a joke that only i would find funny#nothing more timely than referencing a smash game from 2001 when the median birth year for twst players is what#2007?#[shudders]#at least on tumblr anyway#((plz i played melee in 2006 😩))#Im sorry there’s more than one answer and if i get stuck choosing I tend to get stumped.#(and feel the need to apologize profusely for putting her next to the cast at all. i know. counterproductive. )#oh no EN name use for two guys? im diabolical.
33 notes
·
View notes
Text
the higher-ups at Hoyoverse said 'cut the men' and the ZZZ devs heard 'cunty men' AND DELIVERED
#jokes aside tho god i love lighter#IM SO HAPPY FINALLY FOR A GUY S RANK#hes such a cunty bitch/pos#I LOVE THAT MAN <3#TBH MOST THE ZZZ DUDES ARE DOPE AS SHIT#ZZZ#i love when men#SRSLY CANT GET OVER HIM IN THE TRAILER#also the vampire in lycaon's story#GIMME HOYO#zenless zone zero#ALSO EMPHASIZING THIS IS A JOKE PLZ DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
Take your meds, kids
#ask to tag#srsly what are yalls blacklists#billford#gravity falls#shitpost#then i passed away#anyways stick around for serious posts plz i promise im not always a silly guy#mpreg#ford go back to sleep#i too get delusional off sleep (not a joke tho)#also the meds is me#i should be taking my meds#lunerat art
48 notes
·
View notes
Text
Proposal:
Joel is Saturn.
My points:
1: He's married, the most married fella, he has a ring, Jupiter's Rings
2:

Car 👍
#please?#smallishbeans#we can still have the car joke guys plz--#joel smallishbeans#idc anyones opinion#im declaring him saturn#wild life smp#trafficblr#life series#ollie rambles#🌿
51 notes
·
View notes
Note
hey i just found ur blog and ur artstyle is really nice :] as for requests i dont have anything off the top of my head but anything bill related would be swell ^^
Don't ask why I drew that, its a joke dw. Anyway yay thx for the request i rlly didnt expect anyone to req me anything tbh😭😭 Silly Billy <3
#gravity falls#bill cipher#kryptos#kryptbill#henchmaniacs#human bill cipher#alastor base meme will never be not funny#hi i love radiosilence <3#request#guys the human bill is a joke PLZ.
128 notes
·
View notes
Text
HEY SO UH I don't think I showed here Emp's Big Naturals?? It all started with a Polish joke* and ended as a sticker. ANYWAY! Have some illitits, or sth.
#this is probably the best bg3 fanart I made to this day#and I'm no kidding.#*“emperor” in Polish is translated to “cesarz” so “cycorz” is sth like “titperor”#I never said it was a good joke#bg3#bg3 emperor#my stuff#squidfuckers plz don't kick me out of the fandom I really like u guys
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me seeing bitches online saying that they hate Demetri for winning the flag fight like idgaf he ate
#hawk/eli wasn’t even ‘nerfed’ they just refuse to look at the narrative aspects of WHY he would lose that fight#I’d like to say I’m an unbiased person but I am absolutely biased towards my fav#demetri could commit war crimes and I’d be like ‘wdym he’s literally just a guy let him live’#hawk gets to terrorize people and that’s his ‘prime’ but when demetri takes a swing at aggression it’s a problem 😒😒#have some continuity 🙄🙄#me to normal ck fans: yeah demetri’s lowkey an asshole sometimes but it’s endearing idk#me to demetri haters: demetri did NOTHING wrong EVER he is the best around#demetri alexopoulos#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#this post is half joking so don’t take this completely seriously plz and thx
32 notes
·
View notes
Text
do we still fuck w fan-ocs? gorillaz ones, specifically?
#used to post gorillaz fanart all the fuckin time on insta in like 2019. had a lil group of friends and we'd all play dolls with our fan ocs#life was so simple..... i miss those people but the idea of messaging any of them is actually so scary#this guy was actually a girl oc when i first made him. his name was even still avery as a “girl with guy name” joke....#congratulate him on his transition plz im so proud#my art ^_^#gorillaz#gorillaz oc#gorillaz fanart#oc x canon#gorillaz fan oc#please dont flop please dont flop please dont flop
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
THE RENTAL HOUSES EXPANSION PACK????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#honestly my first instinct is to say its fake but knowing ea they WOULD do something like this#please you guys im literally begging you to just pirate this game#if i catch anyone buying the sims 4 rental house expansion i will literally have to block you#not even out of malice its just like the principle of it all#(this is a joke ily) (but plz dont buy that pack)
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
i swear to god during job interviews - forcing myself to drip with niceness takes 10 years off my life.
#i hate makeup i'm a tomboy dyke plz i hate this#i just wanna make jokes and be sarcastic 😭#legit tho i liked the guy who interviewed me a lot so#ooc.
9 notes
·
View notes
Text

it's one of those nights, boys
120 notes
·
View notes