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kanhapriya · 1 year ago

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I love Bhishma Pitama because he had one minor inconvenience and decided to stay a virgin for life, like I get him, yk?

#he's so real for that #like you can't tell me that isn't the most relatable decision as an asexual being #desi stuff #bhishma #pitama #Unfortunately biologically kisi ke nahi #mahabharat memes #mahabharata #mahabharata lore #I love him for this #THIS IS A JOKE GUYS PLZ #Mahabharata shit posting #shit post #but in a yk affectionate way #that's all guys #itne Hi tags soch pa rahi hun mein

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purple-space-aliens · 5 months ago

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nervous system? yeah we are

#purple🪻#plural #idk what else to tag here #endo safe #anti endo dni #<-you guys scare me and what not #anyways plz laugh at my joke #system #plural system

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turtleblogatlast · 10 months ago

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Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling?#as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will-#side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT???#let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

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tastywormfood · 3 months ago

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How im feeling rn

#moominvalley #moominvalley season 4 #moomin #snufkin #moomintroll #this cant be it #plz tell me this was a joke #haha you guys you got me #so where did you hide the actual 4th season???

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cozymochi · 3 months ago

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back on that Tia supremacy 💚🪷 and an ask for her incoming!

outside of Grim and the the card bois ofc, is there anyone else Tia is on particularly strong friendly terms with? :>

Im just gonna hand you the controller because I drew a blank.

[SMASH ANNOUNCER VOICE]

“CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER”

#cozy ask #i spent more time making this edit than answering the actual query #for a joke that only i would find funny #nothing more timely than referencing a smash game from 2001 when the median birth year for twst players is what #2007?#[shudders]#at least on tumblr anyway #((plz i played melee in 2006 😩))#Im sorry there’s more than one answer and if i get stuck choosing I tend to get stumped.#(and feel the need to apologize profusely for putting her next to the cast at all. i know. counterproductive. )#oh no EN name use for two guys? im diabolical.

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sampoenjoyer · 4 months ago

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the higher-ups at Hoyoverse said 'cut the men' and the ZZZ devs heard 'cunty men' AND DELIVERED

#jokes aside tho god i love lighter #IM SO HAPPY FINALLY FOR A GUY S RANK #hes such a cunty bitch/pos #I LOVE THAT MAN <3 #TBH MOST THE ZZZ DUDES ARE DOPE AS SHIT #ZZZ #i love when men #SRSLY CANT GET OVER HIM IN THE TRAILER #also the vampire in lycaon's story #GIMME HOYO #zenless zone zero #ALSO EMPHASIZING THIS IS A JOKE PLZ DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS

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lunerat · 1 month ago

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Take your meds, kids

#ask to tag #srsly what are yalls blacklists #billford #gravity falls #shitpost #then i passed away #anyways stick around for serious posts plz i promise im not always a silly guy #mpreg #ford go back to sleep #i too get delusional off sleep (not a joke tho)#also the meds is me #i should be taking my meds #lunerat art

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oleander-neruim · 2 months ago

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Proposal:

Joel is Saturn.

My points:

1: He's married, the most married fella, he has a ring, Jupiter's Rings

2:

Car 👍

#please?#smallishbeans #we can still have the car joke guys plz--#joel smallishbeans #idc anyones opinion #im declaring him saturn #wild life smp #trafficblr #life series #ollie rambles #🌿

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shapesenthusiastz · 10 months ago

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hey i just found ur blog and ur artstyle is really nice :] as for requests i dont have anything off the top of my head but anything bill related would be swell ^^

Don't ask why I drew that, its a joke dw. Anyway yay thx for the request i rlly didnt expect anyone to req me anything tbh😭😭 Silly Billy <3

#gravity falls #bill cipher #kryptos #kryptbill #henchmaniacs #human bill cipher #alastor base meme will never be not funny #hi i love radiosilence <3 #request #guys the human bill is a joke PLZ.

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embryoed · 6 months ago

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Me seeing bitches online saying that they hate Demetri for winning the flag fight like idgaf he ate

#hawk/eli wasn’t even ‘nerfed’ they just refuse to look at the narrative aspects of WHY he would lose that fight #I’d like to say I’m an unbiased person but I am absolutely biased towards my fav #demetri could commit war crimes and I’d be like ‘wdym he’s literally just a guy let him live’#hawk gets to terrorize people and that’s his ‘prime’ but when demetri takes a swing at aggression it’s a problem 😒😒#have some continuity 🙄🙄#me to normal ck fans: yeah demetri’s lowkey an asshole sometimes but it’s endearing idk #me to demetri haters: demetri did NOTHING wrong EVER he is the best around #demetri alexopoulos #ck spoilers #cobra kai spoilers #this post is half joking so don’t take this completely seriously plz and thx

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tazomby · 1 day ago

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do we still fuck w fan-ocs? gorillaz ones, specifically?

#used to post gorillaz fanart all the fuckin time on insta in like 2019. had a lil group of friends and we'd all play dolls with our fan ocs #life was so simple..... i miss those people but the idea of messaging any of them is actually so scary #this guy was actually a girl oc when i first made him. his name was even still avery as a “girl with guy name” joke....#congratulate him on his transition plz im so proud #my art ^_^#gorillaz #gorillaz oc #gorillaz fanart #oc x canon #gorillaz fan oc #please dont flop please dont flop please dont flop

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stinkrascal · 1 year ago

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THE RENTAL HOUSES EXPANSION PACK????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #honestly my first instinct is to say its fake but knowing ea they WOULD do something like this #please you guys im literally begging you to just pirate this game #if i catch anyone buying the sims 4 rental house expansion i will literally have to block you #not even out of malice its just like the principle of it all #(this is a joke ily) (but plz dont buy that pack)

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uruuk · 2 months ago

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i swear to god during job interviews - forcing myself to drip with niceness takes 10 years off my life.

#i hate makeup i'm a tomboy dyke plz i hate this #i just wanna make jokes and be sarcastic 😭#legit tho i liked the guy who interviewed me a lot so #ooc.

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creek-ink · 1 year ago

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it's one of those nights, boys

#girl dinner #??#this is a silly joke bc im broke but plz take care of urselves guys-

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aston1sh1ng · 5 months ago

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Ant-Man Security Solutions as a concept makes me immensely happy. Scott, reformed ex-con, recruiting a whole other string of ex-cons to stop current convicts, villains, common thieves and hackers from stealing your shit? Yeah, that's awesome. Best MCU company ever. Sorry Stark Industries, we may be financially decaying and might not have lasted beyond 2015 but we slay over here in our little van.

#(( for legal reasons the dig at stark industries is a joke plz don't sue me and scott we do NOT have the money for it #he lives on an ANT HILL ffs guys ))#₊🐜❜ ( 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘉𝘌𝘠𝘖𝘕𝘋 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘛𝘏 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘓𝘐𝘌𝘚...〉 ooc °

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sweeneydino · 1 year ago

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I want a new sibling @enclarice

#labyrinth #crack post #goblin king #jareth #little sibling problems #guys i want a new big sibling #please #tumblr jokes #help #plz send help #david bowie

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