#THIS IS A JOKE GUYS PLZ
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kanhapriya · 1 year ago
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I love Bhishma Pitama because he had one minor inconvenience and decided to stay a virgin for life, like I get him, yk?
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purple-space-aliens · 4 months ago
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nervous system? yeah we are
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turtleblogatlast · 9 months ago
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Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:
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#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE#AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling?#as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive#I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1#this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja#bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly#also#Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue#side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone#and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from#or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them#also also#nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama#and I find that interesting#ALSO also also#Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will-#side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER#bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE#the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION#plus his affinity for showmanship like#AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT???#let my guy be a cheerleader plz#he and Mikey both would be so good at it
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tastywormfood · 2 months ago
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How im feeling rn
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cozymochi · 2 months ago
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back on that Tia supremacy 💚🪷 and an ask for her incoming!
outside of Grim and the the card bois ofc, is there anyone else Tia is on particularly strong friendly terms with? :>
Im just gonna hand you the controller because I drew a blank.
[SMASH ANNOUNCER VOICE]
“CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER”
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sampoenjoyer · 3 months ago
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the higher-ups at Hoyoverse said 'cut the men' and the ZZZ devs heard 'cunty men' AND DELIVERED
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lunerat · 5 days ago
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Take your meds, kids
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oleander-neruim · 15 days ago
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Proposal:
Joel is Saturn.
My points:
1: He's married, the most married fella, he has a ring, Jupiter's Rings
2:
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Car 👍
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shapesenthusiastz · 9 months ago
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hey i just found ur blog and ur artstyle is really nice :] as for requests i dont have anything off the top of my head but anything bill related would be swell ^^
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Don't ask why I drew that, its a joke dw. Anyway yay thx for the request i rlly didnt expect anyone to req me anything tbh😭😭 Silly Billy <3
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embryoed · 5 months ago
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Me seeing bitches online saying that they hate Demetri for winning the flag fight like idgaf he ate
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stinkrascal · 1 year ago
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THE RENTAL HOUSES EXPANSION PACK????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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uruuk · 1 month ago
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i swear to god during job interviews - forcing myself to drip with niceness takes 10 years off my life.
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creek-ink · 1 year ago
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it's one of those nights, boys
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aston1sh1ng · 4 months ago
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Ant-Man Security Solutions as a concept makes me immensely happy. Scott, reformed ex-con, recruiting a whole other string of ex-cons to stop current convicts, villains, common thieves and hackers from stealing your shit? Yeah, that's awesome. Best MCU company ever. Sorry Stark Industries, we may be financially decaying and might not have lasted beyond 2015 but we slay over here in our little van.
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sweeneydino · 1 year ago
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I want a new sibling @enclarice
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takemetoyourl3ader · 3 months ago
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if you think abt it weezer is just the alt rock version of descendents. like you can’t tell me rivers cuomo and milo aukerman dont look at least a little similar…and their music? theyre literally the same band in a different font prove me wrong.
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