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y'all i burned my hand with hot soup💀😭
#istg#this was my 3rd time making soup by myself and i was happy to do it so that my mom can taste it for the first time#since my fam said it was delicious and that it was even better than my mom's#😭💀but it was also my first time using the pressure cooker to do the soup.i just used a pot for the times beforehand😭#and the pressure cooker is kinda shitty and it doesn't emit the vapour well#so i basically was eyeballing it in a sort#and it was all going well#😭💀#i finished putting all the veggies and then i put the chicken 😭 and closed it for a since the vapour was taking a long arse of a shithole#i decided to take the big spoon and press it onto the little thingy wobbly cylinder and allowed the air to pass through.#like all the air went out so i turned it off to open the fucking lid#AND GUESS WHAT BITCH#THE GREAT TUMULTUOUS ORANGE FUKUSHIMA TSUNAMI LURCHED ALL OVER MY FUCKING HAND ISTG#THIS HURT LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK#GOOD THING IT WASNT A 3RD DEGREE BURN OR SMTH#NOW I HAVE A BUNCH OF DRIED UP TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER MY HAND (to relieve the pain)#now my mom and my sis are taking my place doing the soup#why do i always get burnt#😭😭#like tf did i do to you fuckarse of a pressure cooler#ugly ass bitch#im traumatized help#likeeeee#why me of all people#why is my life like this#why do i do this to myself#anyway crying rn#THIS IS LIVING PROOF THAT EVEN A GIRLBOSS HAS HER WEAK MOMENTS😭#ty for coming to my ted talk#storytime
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The guy
#idk i just missed drawing him#v brain off this one#(oof too soon? :P)#getou suguru#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#geto suguru#jjk art#artblock has been hurting me like a buttcheek on a stick ough#i find it so funny that I've been complaining of attblock for idk the last 5 posts I've made#but hear me complain again UuU#hehe#no hehe#niinnyu arts
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Prompt 4: A Series That Needs A Continuation
My result: Nanbaka
#art#anime#my art#illustration#mine#fanart#nanbaka#prison#nanbaka jyugo#nanbaka uno#nanbaka rock#nanbaka nico#idiots with numbers#nanba prison#building 13#cell 13#i literally signed myself up for this#mother trucker dude#my hand hurts#like a buttcheek on a stick#worth it tho#my precious sons#lookit them!!#art prompt#anime drawing prompts#this took me seven fuckin hours
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//I couldn’t stop thinking about this
#s: ouizzy#v: captain frenchie#muse inspo#m: frenchie#o: izzy#//this hurt like a buttcheek on a stick#original#words#definitions#f: ofmd
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Me after episode 5:
Don't touch me I'm EmOtIoNaL
#damn#that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick#trigun#trigun stampede#vash#vash the stampede#hug vash#good boy vash#nicholas d wolfwood
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the time of fever ep. 6 just broke me into pieces
#idk what im supposed to do tbh#hurts like a buttcheek on a stick#an rambles#ans watching: the time of fever#the time of fever
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boothill not being able to swear properly is so funny to me cause i can’t stop imagining him saying “erm what the freak?☝️🤓”
#me to boothill: what’s up brother🤓☝️ *GUNSHOTS*#i love him#boothill#boothill hsr#honkai star rail#hsr#star yaps :d#OR it sound like the vine where the kid says mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
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there will be no art for prob quite some time, as my arm is the equivalent of a sack of potatoes rn
but !! i will still drop silly hc and thoughts, as well as reblogging ur amazing art <3
#tldr: arm completely numb n hurts like a buttcheek on a stick#so yea i hope this blog will still be interesting without art JFKG#will go to doctor soon and hopefully they will actually take it seriously this time </3#but yasss that is the update post#would draw with leftie but its also hurting so. sad emoji#this is prob RSI so remember to take breaks!! and stretch#do not end up like silly ol me#have a good day and stay safe#<33#gon talks
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I got my first tattoo!!!
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Figured i'd ask. With the new games out, A) have you played them, and B) did you also plan to write for them? Would hate to send you ideas or things related to Scarlet/violet, if those might be spoilers!
Thanks for asking!! I just put up a post like one second ago for this actually, haha. But yes I’ve played Pokémon Violet, and completed about 90% of the game!
I don’t have plans to write for them at the moment as I haven’t connected with any of the characters the way I have with PLA, (but right now if I do, I would most likely still link it to PLA) but perhaps that could change over time, and if it does, I will mention that! I am looking forward to DLC for this game to see what they can offer!
Thank you very much for asking, friend!! ^^
#I won’t be spoilery with tags but#look Arven’s backstory hurt like a buttcheek on a stick#and the last storyline of the game is incredible#but I’m having a hard time envisioning what I would write about with anyone in the game#it’s not there now but with time it could get easier
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My comics from hourly comic day on twitter!
See alt text for context.
#hella draws#hourly comics#my whole arm hurt like a buttcheek on a stick#comics#furry#furry art#furry artist#art#digital art#death mention#reptile art#reptiles
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Oh wow this kinda hurts actually! Ow! Ow!!
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Any recs to deal with a broken elbow? It’s my dominant arm so I feel like I really can’t do anything…
#walkingintheheartbreaksatellite#me me me#hurts like a buttcheek on a stick#it’s my funny bone but it’s not funny
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peter: holy motherforking shirtballs everyone else: please just say fuck-
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Combine them
Or quote vines, that works too
if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals
#Fuckin fiddle sticks#mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick#get creative#cussing is more fun that way!#(i work with kids - mildly creative cussing is necessary)
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montparnasse after eponine dies…
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