#THIS DROPPED OUT OF NOWHERE

[hoshioyoo]

in which crowley tries to convince himself that all is not yet lost, because underneath it all, he is an optimist…

[cookie-lore-keeper]

FUCKING WHAT????????

[spread-the-influence]

heartbreaking : ragdoll FORCED to take ACCOUNTABILITY for her ACTIONS oh and there's a minor flash warning too i guess

i've doused this entire thing in symbolism so none of this are comic spoilers if you're wondering , though feel free to read into it . anyways i can't stop listening to this song i might as well put it in someone else's head . it's elephant man by kabaret sybarit .

[mysterysciencewhatever]

I know the show forgot about hawkeye's sister and retconned her but I'LL never forget about hawkeye's sister she exists TO ME. hawkeye's sister who made him a sweater 4x too large you'll always be remembered.

[wuzeio]

matt and neil hiking + camping shenanigans :)

matt: nobody wants to go hiking with me .dan is busy and im lonely (sighs dramatically)

neil: I'll go with you Matt :D

matt:

matt:NeilI need you to know that I would do anythiggn for you you're such a good boy you're like my little brother you're a blessingto this world

extra thoughts:

-mosquitos find neil tasty and he still gets tons of bug bites even with the bug spray. sorry neil

-they find a banana slug and neil is enamored

-when they're going to sleep, night 1>

Matt: Neil, I need you to know that I get really clingy when I sleep. so if I end up hugging you, just push me off okay?? That's what Dan does!!

Neil: Okay :o

Matt ends up doing exactly what he said he would. Except Neil can't manage to budge Matt off so he lays there for the next 8 hours having to endure Matt's bear hug and only getting 4 hours of sleep.

[heyitsspaceace]

i want everyone to remember that the doctor canonically sulked lived with otters for a month because he and river had a big fight

[messymoonmad]

I have so many ideas for questions so hehehehe don't be surprised if you'll see me a lot

If the suitors + Telemachus + Melanthius had to crossdress how would they react?

(You're welcome to ask as much as you want!)

I'd have to imagine a reason for them to do that to get to the reaction part but i can tell you what would they say if you asked them what it would take to see them crossdressed ?

Eurymachus : i don't need a reason to crossdress, it would be fun. I'll do it gladely.

~~~

Melanthius : only if i'm given enough treasures to forget about it.

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Amphinomus : Nothing could make me agree to crossdress :/

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Antinous : i would NEVER. even if it would bring back my dead mother

Eurymachus : bit dramatic

Amphinomus : lore drop??

[wandixx]

Seriously chaotic fashion misadventures

I realized I posted a teaser and never really followed up on it, so here is some more of that

“Hey, Dami?”

Boy hadn’t looked up from the kittens he was bottle feeding but let out a hum indicating he listened.

“I'm thinking about trying out a more girlish style. Do you think it would suit me?”

Well, Damian had no idea but if Dani wished to give it a chance, then, well, the only proper reaction was to offer his aid.

*-*-*

“Father, I require access to your rouge gallery.”

Bruce almost choked on his breakfast when his youngest made this announcement.

Rouge gallery, as his children playfully called it, was vast collection of lipsticks, which he collected to uphold his Brucie persona. Famous playboy with head constantly in the clouds couldn’t not show up with discreet signs of scandal from time to time. And it couldn’t always be the same shade. Or scent when he choose more subtle approach and used one of his more feminine perfumes.

In all honesty, he enjoyed this.

But that’s not the point, point was that Damian wanted to use it and Bruce needed to know what disaster would fall upon him if he agreed.

“Mind telling me why, chum?”

Dick, who visited Manor for a weekend, barely stifled his laughter while Tim stared at his empty coffee mug like it personally betrayed him. Cass just wore her usual knowing and mischievous smile.

Damian shifted in his chair, hands clenching on butter knife. He was nervous and suddenly Bruce dreaded the answer he was about to hear.

“I don’t see how me sharing this information would change anything. It won’t be used to cause harm to anyone but it’s necessary in the extracurricular project I just started.”

“Dami, what project?” Dick asked, voice oozing with genuine curiosity and excitement. He was almost bouncing.

“I don’t want to disclose it.”

“Is this a hero or civilian type of deal?”

Damian didn’t look any of them in the eyes, both hands clenching on his seat as he kept shifting. Bruce narrowed his eyes. Was his youngest… flustered?

“Civilian”

“Alright, great” Dick swung back with single clap, almost tripping his chair over “I think B won’t have anything against you using his rouge gallery, will he?” Man knew his oldest son well enough to recognize his ‘don’t you dare to disagree’ tone. He was confused but there wasn’t any harm so he nodded with affirmative hum.

“Thank you, Father”

Boy practically inhaled rest of his food and rushed outside. Despite all his training and all his efforts, they clearly saw his excitement. Tim pinched himself and returned to staring at his mug.

“Cass, have you seen what I’ve seen or am I overreacting?” Dick asked, barely restraining his enthusiasm. Girl nodded eagerly, shoving more crumbs into her mouth. Young man cheered, throwing his hands up.

“What have I missed?” Tim mumbled, frowning a little.

“BABY BAT HAS A CRUSH!”

Cass nodded again with wide smile.

Oh.

Oh no.

Who were they? What did he know about them? Was Protocol 3r0s started? Did someone run a background check already? What could they do if they somehow hurt Damian? Was this person a risk to their identities? Oh gods, oh no.

He probably will have to do The Talk™.

He always dreaded having The Talk, with any of his kids. He felt The Talk with Damian would be even worse. Understandably so.

“Also sleep in at least three da-”

“Fuck off, dick.”

“Was this insult or-”

His children remained obvious to how much work it meant, cheering and sassing each other like they often did.

*-*-*

Damian did not know how it was possible but he lowered his guard enough to get caught.

"What are you doing?" Brown choked out after they stared at each other for a long moment.

"It does not concern you–"

"You're rummaging through my wardrobe, not many things concern me more and also, that's frickin creepy don't do it to anyone outside of the family"

She did have a point however he was not convinced it would be the correct approach if he shared his plan. Father's wards (even unofficial like Brown) tended to make assumptions and overreact based on these conjectures. Dani wasn't easy to scare off but he didn't want to check if his family would manage. They often did things thought to be impossible.

He tried to get away but the blonde stood fiercely in a door, leaving the window as the only way out. He wasn't this desperate. Yet.

Girl looked more and more angry at his silence. He had to give her some answers.

Now that he actually considered it, she could be a useful asset. She was far better versed in women's fashion and if he phrased it correctly, he wouldn't even need to bribe her. Question was, how should he phrase it?

"I have an acquaintance- I have a friend," he corrected himself "from the animal shelter I volunteer at. She mentioned wanting to try out more 'girlish style' and asked for my opinion. I wanted to see if you had any clothes that would fit her. She is smaller than me so I thought that whatever I take, it wouldn't be missed." 

Brown grinned with an unsettling gleam in her eyes. He suddenly regretted opening his mouth if not coming to this room in the first place. 

"Say no more, I have a plan Demon Child"

[junglejim4322]

being the kind of person people confess things to with little to no familiarity is such a life enhancement. i have learned dark secrets in my third conversation with somebody it always happens to me

I’ve been like this my entire life even random people in public will talk to me and casually drop their life story which I’m so taken aback by because I don’t think I look particularly overly friendly nor do I stand out very much. does anyone who is regularly a confessional have any theories as to what makes people prone to this or is it just a gift from a higher power

[joongdunking]

AHJDSKDJIS THIS IS TAKING ME OUT

[marzfartz]

The person is on their knees, and Tim can hear them breathing, all wet and rattling, like every breath is work. Tim and Alfred exchange a glance. From the posture, it’s obvious they’re in pain, and then they say: “Tim?”

Sorry y'all but with how good chapter 32 was how could I not, so here's more propaganda to read Better Halves by @aster-draws

[a2zillustration]

Croissant wanted to stop by their mother's place on the way back to Waterdeep. It'd been a while.

🥐 Croissant Adventures Masterpost 🥐

[httpiastri]

shut the fuck uppppp

my merc prema babies 😭 this isnt fair

[churomo]

stuff from an unfinished ravioli comic

[feedthepigeons]

whoopsie doopsie my hand slipped

anyway click for better quality

[bitchfitch]

the cop that likes to set up a speed trap Directly behind my house was back last night. Why the fucker thinks he needs to throw on his sirens at ass o clock every time someone misses the slow down speed limit sign is beyond me. The neighbor dogs got into 10-30 min howling sessions as the lot of them kept eachother worked up Every Time super pig caught someone. That was not fun

This morning though. This morning. I was woken by my neighbor attempting to corrall one of her animals and or children back to her yard and out of mine. Which she has had to do many times before and she always does it in the same way.

By following it to where it's hiding under my back porch (directly below my bedroom window) and repeatedly saying "I love you" until it calms and comes out to her.

Terrible sleep experience 0/10 stars.