#THINK ABOUT IT GUYS

[bpd-girlie]

considerando lo del vídeo en el G20 yo creo que si todo el frente de izquierda por una puta vez se pone de acuerdo y nos instalamos enfrente de olivos podemos hacer que milei se vaya en helicóptero de la rua style

[urbestestwindgod]

if i was a scribe back in mesopatamia in the sumerian era i would be sitting with all the other scribes ok? writing about enki or whatever with my little read stylus and and then allll the other scribes would look away yea? theyd be too focused on their own clay tablets and and id bring mine up to my face and OMNOMNOM on the edges—aeolus whats wrong with your clay tablet? there is bitemarks in it? nuh uh thats thats the gods so pleased with me THEYRE taking little bites from it, but now i have a chunk of claw in my mouth and and i can chew while i write with the nummy yummy clay in my mouth and teeth and eat it little by little, im not hungry i have clay in my belly ok? and then wet clay gets stuck in the cracks of my lips and i can eat that too snack on the clay and work out my jaw a little but it doesnt look that way because its clay but then after ive had so many hours of numolitous clay snacks they need to open something and my teeth and jaw are so secretly strong and i open it with my teeth and then theyre all like yaaayyy!! and i get so much wheat and barely and wool and oil and i go home to enarete ENNY WE’RE RICH!! and now that we’re so super rich we can buy MORE CLAY TABLETS TO SNACK ON !! see my vision?

[a1sart]

Did you know that there are atually TWO purple bug women with an organized crime theme in rottmnt? did you know they like to kiss?

If you don't know who Gnatalie is she's from the rottmnt comic Sound Off! where she's part of a gang who go around stealing anything that makes noise

here's her offcial splash image art!

[beclynchs]

Drew is so girlypop

[becca4leafclover]

Tubbo has his warpstone RIGHT THERE in his hotbar. He could use it. Go back home. But subconsciously does he maybe not want to...?

[yeahimcal]

Carmen and Antonio were actually closer than Gray and Carmen were. Let me explain [beams you to my mind palace]

I think that Antonio saw Carmen like a little sister. She reminded him of his little sister back home and how she loved to play pranks and giggle and tease him.

The first time he heard Carmen laugh so hard she snorted he cried in his bed when he was sure everyone else was asleep because she reminded him of the family he left behind and when he woke up the next morning Carmen was curled up at the foot of his bed and he had another blanket on top of him

He taught her how to cook (well, mainly how to eat and annoy people in the kitchen) and she taught him how to dance and sing

He taught her how to deal with panic attacks and anxiety and she taught him how to pull yourself out of the depths of depression

She taught him how to repair clothes and he taught her how to do her hair so it would stop falling in her eyes

The first time he hugged her really tight they both cried. Carmen whispered that she thought of him as a brother and he started crying like a baby and kissed her forehead and whispered “Eres como mi hermana. Mi hermana menor. oh, hermanita...” (you are like my sister. my baby sister. oh, baby sister...). Ever since then he’s called her hermanita

When she ran away he cried for hours, Jean-Paul held him and told him it was going to be okay. She just wasn’t who he thought she was. It only made him cry harder

When he saw her in Boston and she threw him overboard he thought that he had really lost his sister. That someone else had poisoned her against him and everyone else. But then she threw a life preserver over to him and he had time to think “maybe she’s still in there. Maybe I just need to find her.” but he never did

I think he learned to love her again. Not Black Sheep, but Carmen. She was there for the grand opening of their food truck. Think when he saw her he started bawling and ran to hug her. Think he knocked her over and started kissing her all over her face while saying “hermanita” over and over again. Think she cried, too, just absolutely sobbed her eyes out

Jean-Paul came over and Antonio just pulled him into the hug. They probably took a picture outside the food truck that day that Antonio had framed. Carmen keeps a smaller version of the picture in her wallet? Or maybe her coat pocket.

Anyways that’s it. Just think about it guys

[ankle-beez]

craig of the creek is like one piece but for grade-schoolers

[porcelainvino]

me trying to explain why the blaine cheating plotline makes perfect sense

[shrewmingledotcom]

do u think ryu went back to the AT facility thinking that he could maybe still see his caretaker onii-san? thinking that there was maybe a chance he was still alive and that he maybe survived?

[klinefelterrible]

This applies to your fitness training too! 5-minute workout is always better than no workout at all! Never stop walking! Never stop stretching! If you don't have time or strength to do five push-ups, do four! Or one! Or one full but not to the floor! Every effort counts!

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[hollis-art]

ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

[noonbeam17]

psst. guys did you hear. they made up a new game that everyone you know suddenly got really really into in the span of a day and you never heard anything at all about it prior