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bisexualelphie · 10 months ago

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julie about daniel: "my heart is racing, the world nearly stops, i lose control when i'm around you" "could there be a future for something between the two of us?" "our chemistry is explosive" "my body's going crazy, i don't know what's wrong with me" "i don't care about logic, i want the magic of love"

daniel about julie: "how it hurts to know that the end came so suddenly and i didn't have time to prove to you that i could be your greatest secret" "could it be that if i close my eyes, you will appear here?" "the closer i get, the less i can bear the fact that i can't touch you" "i want to see your smile and remember you here. you are the sun to me"

daniel and julie when félix and martim confront them about these lyrics: honestly, i don't remember; i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then, uheaughhsh---

#julie e os fantasmas #julie e os fantasmas julie #julie e os fantasmas daniel #julie spinelli #juliel #julie e os fantasmas martim #julie e os fantasmas félix #daniel? more like denial #no but the fact that reação quimica is an actual song from os insólitos means that the entire band plus bia saw julie write and compose #a song clearly meant for daniel by the tone and the lyrics and then watched her adamantly deny that she liked him #and félix and martim watched daniel compose the saddest most heartfelt song for julie (o que o mundo escolheu) only to never show it to her #they're so hilarious #i can't believe i've been suffering for these idiots since the age of 9 #you never forget your first ship #mine just happened to be between a living girl and a dead boy #and that's how i turned out #at least we got two kisses from the actors #julie and the phantoms #julie and the phantoms og

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jeonsupershy · 10 months ago

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wonwoo and dk are the truest representation of my 2 braincells

#they're so hilarious #never in sync #and sometimes in sync for the lamest of things #im crying this is how my brain works

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itachi86 · 9 months ago

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"youre kinda more use to me not dead" "aw do you care about me?"

#arrow #7x16 rewatch #scenes #the smoak/queen sibs #aw #they're so hilarious

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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year ago

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#obsessed with their priorities

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bonisonline · 1 month ago

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Gotta love how every time there's Vaxleth angst...

...it's immediately followed up by Perc'ahlia banging.

#hilarious and painful #they're so foul for this #but also #it's hilarious #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #critical role #critical role tlovm #tlovm season 3 #percy de rolo #tlovm s3 #tlovm spoilers #vax'ildan #vaxleth #vex'ahlia #keyleth of the air ashari #percahlia

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bixels · 7 months ago

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Powerpuff Girls is really great.

#i wasn't allowed to watch cartoons as a kid so i missed out on all of these #tulli showed me some of their fav episodes as a kid and they're fucking hilarious #SO mean too so fucking meanspirited it's really really funny #i love the upa revival style too and how you can see pencil markings and paint under the lineart in the cels in earlier eps #it all feels very homemade #personal #delete later #prof utonium is hot too

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aro-in-danyl · 7 months ago

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During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since

#radioapple #appleradio #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #don't take this seriously #i think it's hilarious that it's canon that Alastor has THAT MUCH audacity packed into his thin af body #we need to acknowledge the piano drop more often #all the other overlords after the meeting: piano orders 📈#you don’t understand I need their retaionship to have as much looney tune bafoonery as possible #personally I picture this after Vox shows Alastor losing to Adam #So now everyone knows Alastor's hands are rated E for Every Man #No one looks down on Alastor now #he fought Lucifer and Adam and came out alive #as far as they're concerned he might as well have won

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vaguely-concerned · 9 months ago

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sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed)#there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone?#yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't)#the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution)#and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is)#it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

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most-likely-fandom · 4 months ago

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✌️✌️.

#Ohshc #At last. I finished this manga #Ahhhhhhhh I'm so glad I finally read it #You do not know how many times I rewatched it as a fourteen year old thinking to myself #'damn I NEED to read the manga. I NEED to know what happens with these dipshits'#The plot does just start throwing #I've been rewatching a lil bit of the anime on the side and maybe I'm biased bc I grew up with it #But compared to the manga it still stands up. I love how they rearranged a few things to develop the characters in the time they had #The manga just takes more time with it #They're both objectively hilarious #I do believe my sense of humor was forever altered by ouran #I've been losing my shit it's been great #Code talks

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months ago

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Meme Prompt 12

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #meme #memes #hydra phantom siblings #They were fuckin around with magic & runes & accidentally got summoned as a hydra & are Commiting to the Bit #Yes they do still have separate forms but they can also now pull a Fusion #They think it's hilarious & also like Big Dragon Form is FUN #They're not Ghost King but they Are technically a Gatekeeper #Tim deserves a lil magic as a treat & a big trio of dragon friends #This is also how he befriends Damian #Damian has connected the dots (he hasn't): I knew there had to be a reason behind the name of Drake!#Damian kicking down the door to Jason's safehouse: AKHI IVE FIGURED IT OUT-#Probably also helps that Tim is so used to sword fights going on that he blocks Damian's initial attack from habit alone #Dan knows zweihanders & halberds while Danny knows odachis and katanas & Ellie knows Guns (& knives)

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phoenixcatch7 · 4 months ago

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Okay but it's super interesting how

Din = Power = Ganondorf

Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda

Farore = Courage = Link.

Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.

Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.

And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.

Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.

Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.

Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.

They sit in perfect parallels to each other.

And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.

Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.

Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.

Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.

But the other direction?

Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.

And that's the very essence of the triforce.

#It's little details spread across the games like this that just makes it work so WELL it's SO COOL #They're all great at all parts of the triforce but they CHOOSE to focus on the path most meaningful to them #And that's literally reflected in their unique cycles of reincarnation isn't that just AMAZING #And that's why the team up is so important! If they were all working against each other they'd be locked spinning their wheels #If zelda and ganon teamed up link would immediately die and if link and ganon teamed up zelda would instantly perish #It's the link zelda team up that means ganon is the one who kicks it #Also the elemental thing was cool but they do jump around a bit. Like wind is there half the time #In botk the gerudo have lightning and the goron have fire. Farosh still has lightning tho and dinraal fire #In ss lanaryu was the lightning and faron had water like its all over the place thematically. And that's when it's only 3!#Don't even get me started on the 5/7 lots notankyu #But that's the most common group and it's also thematically accurate #Fire being the only one able to self perpetuate with fuel. Can be banked up again. Ice compresses with time but needs the right environment #Lightning go boom 👍 you can feel the static in the air but you don't know when/where it'll strike and then it's all over #Like fr it's hilarious zelda and ganon are playing the long game and link runs past eats all the pieces and while ganons yelling after him #Zelda checkmates his king. And nobody can prove she wasn't cheating because nobody was looking lmao #Ah the duality of metaphors #ANYWAY isn't that so neat???#Reason no.372 why rhoam was a terrible king he didn't just screw up he did it ✨thematically✨#If link had been allowed to run off and get dirty and if zelda was allowed to study her interest (like post kingdom fall FOR EXAMPLE)#They'd have won (like aoc) but nooooooo. I've already made a post (or 3) about it lmao I'll be quiet now #loz #legend of zelda #botw #triforce #loz link #the legend of zelda #zelda #loz botw #ganondorf #loz ganon

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dustykneed · 2 months ago

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so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek tos #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #star trek the original series #spones #spones fanart #mckirk #spirk #fun fact theyve actually ALL been infected by the spores since the start xDD it's why bones touches spock so much #and why spock cracks that joke #lowered inhibitions (wink)#so they're ooc but it's on purpose 😌🩵💙💛#spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #i like to think that spock is actually profoundly hilarious/has a knack for deadpan comedy but represses it up until he gets over--#--his baggage with not being 'vulcan enough'. he's absolutely hilarious when he wants to be and constantly gives j+b whiplash #part of the humor is that you can't tell if he's joking or not until you look at his eyes and see the twinkle #he gets bones ALL THE TIME with incendiary comments and deadpan delivery until bones starts to squint and go--#--no. no way you actually think that. youre messing with me on purpose. i'm ENTERTAINING you. vulcans don't get bored my ass #it's enrichment for both of them <333 not even kidding. It's good for them both lmaoo #mcspirk bingo #dust trek comics

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ribbittrobbit · 1 year ago

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the ball bouncing around in his office

(not seen: any one of the bad kids or his mom, nodding along)

#riz gukgak #dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fhsy #the ball #dropout #my favorite character tbh #he and adaine are my favorites and i just #love them so much #maybe its bec they're both ace or ace-coded?#and that resonates with me #am i projecting? maybe im projecting #ribbittrobbit #also im sure this meme format has been done before but like #its too good #also the idea of the memento tattoos is hilarious to me

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birbliophile · 2 months ago

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The Lunar Chronicles is so funny because at one point the cyborg character sustains water damage and she wakes up to find out one of her friends suggested putting her head in rice

#cinder and thorne's dynamic is so special to me #they're hilarious #the lunar chronicles #cinder linh #carswell thorne

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sualne · 7 months ago

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vampire terminology used wrong

#donquixote doflamingo #monkey d luffy #my art #my comic #op vamp au #described in alt text #yea. this was funnier in my head.#luffy hates that terms 'vampire parent & child' to refer to the vampire who has turned someone and the one who's been turned.#also 'newborn vampire'. a recurring theme is him being pissed at the infantilisation (& dehumanisation) he goes through since #he's became a vampire. thought it'd be hilarious if mingo went on and called himself daddy instead of father because he's insufferable #originally had croc standing menacingly in the last panel but they're on mingo's ship so he isn't there

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anthony-crowleys-left-nut · 22 days ago

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