#THEY'RE GOOD AT BEACH
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@amorfista you are amazing and wonderful and your art is SPECTACULAR!
Please accept this drabble about beach shennanigans, based on your amazing artwork!
Hunter let out a sigh of contentment as he shuffled a little on the wooden deck chair he’d taken up residence upon, the sounds of ocean waves lapping at the golden sand of the beach they’d selected to stay on for the long weekend soothing his senses.
Between the missions for Cid, the constant running from the Empire and trying to fit life somewhere in between, it was a struggle to find a balance. But they were, admittedly, getting better at it.
With the cargo procured from the nest of Aggrocrabs earlier in the day and their rendezvous with Phee to hand it over delayed, they had agreed to take some time to explore the rest of Aynaboni, finding a secluded beach far from any signs of activity, and their impromptu holiday had begun.
It was peaceful here, Hunter mused, eyes still closed with arms folded behind his head as a makeshift pillow. The sun’s rays, though mostly blocked by the giant parasol they’d managed to acquire from one of their last missions, were warm and comforting, the air salty and fresh. A gentle breeze licked at his skin, enough to take the edge off of the heat, the sensation pleasant.
Laughter and deep murmuring drifted on the breeze towards him, a small smile curving his lips as he cracked one eye open, checking in on the rest of the group.
Tech, surprisingly, had fallen asleep in the sun, his large towel laid out on the soft, warm sand, lulling him into peace. It was no coincidence he was exhausted; since the moment they’d arrived, he’d been scanning and studying sea shells, small crustaceans he found both within them and buried in the sand, recording the calls of the seabirds that occasionally flitted above them through the clear blue sky, and reviewing all of the collected data until he finally lost his fight with sleep.
It was nice to see him so relaxed, Hunter mused, his heart clenching fondly, so at peace and unbothered by the waking world. How long that would last, however, he couldn’t determine. Though judging by the low giggles and high pitched squeals, followed by much shushing that came from Wrecker and Omega where they had been building sandcastles underneath another borrowed parasol, they would soon be back to their usual shenanigans.
Peace and quiet never remained intact for long when their conspiring began.
“What the devil are those two up to now?” Echo murmured from next to Hunter, the whir of his cybernetics coming to life as he brought one knee up to move into a sitting position, his flesh hand reaching for his cocktail.
Thank the stars Tech had shown Echo how to use before he’d passed out in the sun. There’d be some rather choice words for the engineer from the others relating to the complicated nature of his builds.
“Hmm?” Hunter replied with a small smirk, one that fell a little as Echo lowered his sunglasses to the bridge of his nose, eyeing Wrecker and Omega suspiciously, even as he took a sip of his drink.
“The terrible twosome,” Echo clarified, the straw of his drink springing away from his lips as he spoke, “they’re up to something.”
Hunter let out a sigh, forgoing the illusion of sleep to sit up, casting a look at them over his shoulder. Tech was still laying on his towel, asleep and left alone for the time being, but another absence was dancing in Hunter’s mind.
“You see where Crosshair went?”
Echo let out a soft chuckle, leaning out from under the umbrella for a moment before he nodded towards one of the towering palm trees that melded with the canopy just beyond, the silhouette of the sniper lazing in a hammock, rocking gently in the breeze barely visible.
“On overwatch, obviously,” he snorted, Hunter rolling his eyes in response.
“Of course,” he sighed, shaking his head. Trust Cross to find somewhere high. Not only was it his preference, but he was also away from the shenanigans that were bound to ensue at some point on beach level.
“Want me to have a word with Omega and Wrecker about behaving?” Echo offered with a smirk, Hunter meeting his side eyed glance with a grin of his own.
He hesitated for a moment, thinking the situation over.
Not wanting to admit he had heard their scheming since they began, whispers of buckets of water and moving Tech’s datapad, and of patterns being drawn in suncream across bare skin, he shrugged, feigning nonchalance.
“Meh. What’s the worst that could happen?”
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They found out around half an hour later. Hunter had begun to relax back on his lounger, soaking in the soothing atmosphere when the crackle of a comm came to life, both he and Echo sitting up a little, caught by surprise.
“Omega to Crosshair, come in Crosshair!”
Echo raised an eyebrow at Hunter, the sergeant fighting a smile at the mischief in Omega’s voice. She must not have realised that the comms were on global rather than private. She was still learning, after all.
A beat of silence followed, and for a second, it seemed as though Crosshair might not answer. Then, a click and a sigh rattled through the small speakers, a familiar drawl following.
“What do you want?”
Even without the comms, Hunter could hear Omega’s giggle of delight where she was sat underneath the shade with Wrecker, the two of them bent over something, looking around to check if they’d been seen.
Echo reached for his drink again, tilting his sunglasses down as he watched Omega raise the comm to her lips once again, whispering into it.
“We need your help.”
Another moment of quiet, then another long suffering sigh.
“What is it?”
Again, Omega let out a chitter of laughter, Wrecker shushing her loud enough for Echo and Hunter to both hear without comms, the pair sharing a knowing smile.
“Uh oh,” Echo laughed lowly, “this is going to be interesting.”
“You’re not gonna stop ‘em?” Hunter smirked, a huff of laughter leaving his lips as Echo shot him a disapproving look, both eyebrows raised as he sucked his drink through a straw.
“Nope,” he confirmed as the straw left his lips with a soft pop, fighting a grin, “Tech’s been working her hard on those ship recognition charts. Not going to stop her from getting a little payback.”
Hunter snorted a laugh, about to ask who this person was and what they had done with their usual uptight, grump of an ARC trooper when another crackle of comms came over, the two sharing another knowing smile before settling down to listen intently.
“We need you to deliver something to Tech,” came Omega’s whispered request, broken by giggles. The reply from Crosshair was quicker this time.
“Take it to him yourself,” he growled softly. There was no malice behind it, only annoyance at his peace having been disturbed.
Looking out from under the umbrella, Echo could see he was still laid on his hammock, one leg dangling over the edge of it where it swayed gently in the ocean breeze.
“No, no, I can’t,” Omega grinned, her smile audible in her words, “I need you to… deliver it.”
Hunter could picture the smirk that was currently crossing the sniper’s face as realisation seemed to hit.
This was a prank.
An immediate response.
“Deliver what exactly?”
Omega was practically vibrating with excitement, Hunter watching on with a fond smile on his lips. If Echo noticed, he didn’t say anything, though he looked between the two of them for a moment before his own lips turned up into a soft grin.
It was nice to see how easily Hunter had adjusted to his role as father-figure for Omega, especially since her rescue from Cad Bane. The family unit was settling well now, everyone finding their own place with Omega at their heart, keeping them stable.
“You know he’s not gonna be happy, right?” Hunter murmured softly, his eyes finally meeting Echo’s again, glinting with excitement.
“Meh,” Echo shrugged, laying back on his sunbed and finishing his cocktail, placing the glass carefully back on their makeshift table, “he’s been bossing me around on repairs too. I’m game to see him get a little bit of comeuppance.”
Another crackle of comms broke off their conversation.
“I have to ask,” the sniper sighed, Hunter watching as Omega waved something in the air towards his vantage point, “seeing as Wrecker is involved… No explosives? Nothing sharp?”
“No! Of course not!” Omega replied quickly, Wrecker shushing her again. Her voice quickly dropped to a whisper once more, Echo and Hunter grinning at each other. “It’s a seaweed bomb, the sticky stuff that he couldn’t get off of the ship yesterday and was complaining about.”
Hunter swore he could hear Crosshair let out a huff of laughter from the treetop. Tech had spent at least three hours instructing them all on how to get the Marauder pristine again after the tide came in and coated the bottom half of her in the awful goo covered seaweed.
Even the memory of the sensation of it sent a shudder of distaste through him.
Crosshair’s response came swiftly.
“Okay, kid. Get Wrecker to toss it up to me.”
A flurry of movement and hushed giggling occurred very quickly, Wrecker picking up Omega and hoisting her up onto his shoulders, a seaweed filled coconut clasped in her hands. Approaching the tree, Wrecker delicately took it from her and tossed it upwards, Crosshair catching it easily, hanging from the hammock to do so.
Within moments, he glanced down to where Hunter and Echo were now peering out from their cover, watching with interest, gave a mock salute and took aim.
For a moment, Hunter also felt bad for Tech, the memory of the sticky green weeds covering their hands and the ship making him shiver.
But looking over to Omega, seeing the sparkle in her eyes and the look of pure vengeance on her face, he couldn’t help but laugh, giving Crosshair a nod.
The coconut flew with ease, gracefully in the air. It arched above them, across the clear blue sky, rotating perfectly. Crosshair’s aim was as perfect as usual, the contents beginning to slip out and splatter onto Tech’s chest and face before the shell rebounded onto a rock next to him and landed on his abdomen.
An inhuman wail left the engineer as his body seized for a moment, the wet, slimy sensation pulling him from the warm embrace of the sun and the deep sleep he’d been enjoying.
Within seconds, Tech was on his feet, sprinting towards the ocean, a length of seaweed stuck to his face.
“I… require… assistance!” he screamed as he dived into the waves, raucous laughter erupting from Wrecker and Omega, both bent double.
Crosshair was already beginning to descend from the tree, a toothy grin visible on his face as he rode the trunk down easily in a spiral.
Tech threw himself face first into an incoming wave, washing the slime and weeds away, hands furiously scrubbing at his face and chest as he tried to shed the awful feeling, still groggy from sleep.
“You okay there, Tech?” Echo called from the shade, laughing at Tech’s less than friendly cursed response.
Hunter laughed as Omega came bounding over to him, practically jumping into his arms and giggling as she pressed her face into his neck, trying to hide.
“Don’t let him get me!” she squealed, Wrecker bounding over as well, moving to hide behind Hunter’s chair.
Last of all, Crosshair sauntered over, offering Hunter a sly smile before leaning against the back of Echo’s chair, arms crossed over his chest as he watched Tech swiping more green goo from his skin, cursing and muttering.
“I… will repay this in kind!” he managed after a moment, spluttering again as a wave caught him from behind, sending him crashing face first into the water.
Another ripple of laughter tore through them all as they watched on, Omega reaching over Hunter’s shoulder to high five Wrecker, the giant dipping out of cover to reciprocate before trying, unsuccessfully, to hide once again.
Crosshair let out a low rumbling laugh as Tech once again stood up, trying to regain some sense of dignity.
Flopping his soaked hair back over his head, he let out a huff, glaring at the rest of his family. Raising one finger, obviously about to enter a tirade about their behaviour, he again missed a second wave, this one knocking his feet from under him, his weight falling backwards.
Omega practically screamed with laughter, Hunter wincing at the sound, though he hid it well. Echo rolled his eyes, grinning fondly around his family as he pushed himself up from his chair, scowling at Crosshair as he immediately hopped into it, relaxing back into his residual warmth the ARC had left behind.
“Okay, okay,” he chuckled softly, “Wreck, go rescue Tech before he gets swamped again. Omega, time to put more sunscreen on. Cross, get out of my chair and Hunter, keep doing what you’re doing, buddy.”
“Sir, yes Sir,” Hunter replied easily, flicking a two fingered salute at his brother while Wrecker began sprinting down the beach towards Tech, the engineer letting out another undignified scream as he was tackled back into the waves, Omega in hot pursuit as she ran from Echo and his tube of factor 50.
A warmth spread through Hunter’s chest as he relaxed back into the chair, adjusting his sunglasses and just enjoying the scene, the company and the laughter coming from his brothers and daughter.
Beside him, Crosshair shot him an odd look before letting a smile rise to his lips, sensing his contentment.
“Next time, pick somewhere with more natural shade,” he grumbled good naturedly, Hunter not even looking as he smirked at his brother. “The Reg’s going to look like cooked kolo-clawfish by the evening.”
Hunter didn’t respond. He didn’t have to. He knew what Crosshair meant, what they all meant. They were going to be okay, even if not everything went to plan all of the time.
They had each other, and that was what mattered.
That, and the fact that Tech’s screams were definitely going to be a point of amusement for at least the next two weeks.
"Dads at the beach"
The Dad Batch (and Omega) deserve a day of blissful relaxation, I don't think there's anyone out there who wouldn't agree!
While Tech is taking the best nap of his life [Part 1], Omega and Wrecker joined efforts to make the coolest sand-Tipoca city [Part 2] there is out there!
But their mischief did not go unnoticed, and the Dads of the Bad Batch, who were trying to enjoy their drinks and straight up chillax, are having a bit of a hard time doing so with all of Omega's giggles and Wrecker's barely contained laughter!
-"The kriff are these devils up to now...?" - Echo says as he takes a sip of his piña colada.
-"I'll do you one better... How the kark is Tech sleeping through that..?" - Hunter mutters in disbelief.
Alright... this one took a while. I'm very sorry for the huge delay on this drawing but... some parts of it made me lose my sanity :). I hope you can catch all the small details I laid here and there. Echo's shirt covers his Fives tattoo, which is a bit sad, but that's okay because there's another version ^^:
There, that's better🥴❤️🔥
This project has been quite difficult and I have a lot of things that I'm not too proud about. I suck at backgrounds and I definitely am NOT GOOD at making a line of palm trees :') The characters aren't that well incorporated in the drawing, I would have liked to make more fun little things here and there (which I'll save for future drawings) and the colors, well, let's just say I can smell them now. I don't know what's right and what's wrong anymore ;V; so sorry in advance </3. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT!!! Although this is a challenging project, I'm VERY happy to see myself improving little by little, and your encouragement helps me push through ANYTHING!! I'll do my best again in the next one!! 💕💕
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#amorfista#i love you#tcw#tcw art#the bad batch#the bad batch fanart#hunter#bad batch echo#bad batch hunter#bad batch fic#TBB#TBB fanart#THEY'RE GOOD AT BEACH#TBB Tech#TBB Omega#TBB Wrecker#daniwrites
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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vacations with ur plushie
#ttcc#firestarter#toontown corporate clash#ttcc fanart#ttcc firestarter#ttcc beach episode when#maybe ignore how they're on water#i tried making the water oil but it didn't look good
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Pete and Patrick (+ILoveMakonnen+Prince the dog!) in I've Been Waiting (Vertical Video)
#fobedit#pete wentz#patrick stump#peterick#fob#fall out boy#i've been waiting#ilovemakonnen#lil peep#beach date!!! yay!! they look good n they're having fun lol#anni edits#truly pete is just here for emotional support like patrick does some lip syncing#but pete is just there to hang around n look pretty#it's so cute
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i think they should chill and look at the stars together or whatever
#wktd#we know the devil#give them a break#wktd jupiter#wktd venus#wktd neptune#art#my art#i hate coloring but i did it for them#was listening to (forever????) by glass beach while drawing this#go listen to it or whatever it's good#they're holding hands (trust me)
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fujigoe
#this will likely be the last of my recent twcfm posts#but i did love goemon's (and fujiko's) depictions/relationships#all goemon wants is a friend like him since he feels so alone in the world#but he fell in love with a person who doesn't exist#and he keeps setting himself up for failure by hoping for fujiko to change into the woman he thought she was#only to end up more lonely since before meeting fujiko (the ending of twcfm “resolves” their relationship but it felt wrapped up too soon)#also i'm specifically thinking of the scene where they're on the beach and goemon interprets her actions as having been good and honest for#once only to end up disappointed when she hadn't changed for the better to be more in line with his values#as for fujiko she got closure from her trauma but her relationship with goemon went nowhere#she was too traumatized to understand that goemon was trustworty and genuinely did love her unlike all the other men in her life so far#but it was interesting to see her being comfortable “alone” after she dealt with her trauma as well as her new outlook on life#but i still feel bad for goemon; he deserved better and all he wanted was for someone to want/love him and make him feel he belongs#lupin iii#lupin the third#lupin the 3rd#goemon ishikawa xiii#goemon#fujiko mine#twcfm#the woman called fujiko mine#fujigoe
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oh to be playing with the boys in 1986
#top gun#i wanna play beach volleyball so bad right now#the vb kid in me is screaming internally#sadly I have approximately 0 friends as of right now who are willing to play with me#ok there's like 2 but also they're like really good and I don't feel like embarrassing myself in front of them#even though I taught one of them how to play 💀#how did this rant even happen
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Okay, but like, consider:
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#project sekai#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#proseka#prosekai#colorful stage#tsukasa tenma#tenma tsukasa#rui kamishiro#kamishiro rui#ruikasa#do you see the vision???#rui is visiting a resort with his friends nene and emu#there are beautiful beaches and aquariums#and the food is delicious#the resort they're staying in belongs to the tenma family#it's small but popular#emu has actually met saki and was excited to see her again (they met when emu's family had visited the resort a few years back)#she was never able to meet tsukasa#but she heard a lot of good things#while she and nene look around rui decides he wants to try some of the food#he enters a café orders his food and sits at a random table#his food gets delivered and digs in#enjoying every bite (he can see why people liked the food)#when a voice speaks up asking if he liked the food#rui looks up and sees a boy his age sitting right in front of him#he hadn't noticed someone was there#the boy just laughs softly and asks the question again#rui nodded and the boy smiles telling him he's glad before he introduces himself as tsukasa tenma#rui returns to the café everyday of their stay just to see tsukasa again (he's going to miss him when they leave)
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revenge for polarisbluecaribou :3
#digital art#🔪.art#art fight#art fight 2024#team stardust#furry#look i can draw scenes omg#i did not reference literally anything here and did the scene in like 20 mins max#but whatever it was fun#even tho i don't actually really care for beaches lol#i love it when i bullshit water and it turns out looking good#also yes i am totally just using these dithering brushes literally any chance i get#they're fun and i like them#really should make some more
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Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.
#I'm from a seaside town that has become popular with tourists who come for the beach and the mediterranean climate#and the typical whitewashed walls of mediterranean coastal towns#in just a few years the average rent has gone up so much that now the average rent id#*is over 1000€ per month#one thousand!#that's a whole salary!#in the past 2 years they've been building a new neighbourhood. they've destroyed the vinyeards to make a new neighbourhood that will make#the town 1/3 bigger than it is. that's a lot. but all those houses are luxury houses with private swimming pools for rich foreigners (we#already have 2 private British schools high schools and college(in the british sense)/baccalaureate where their kids go and never have to#interact with locals. I teach some of those kids and they're very prejudiced against locals and very bigoted against the catalan language#(which ofc they never bother to learn)#there's a law in catalonia that says that for every certain amount of houses you build you are obligated to build a certain percentage of#affordable housing. so in this new neighborhood they built the bare minumum affordable housing which is still too expensive for us#and since there's so few of them everyone is competing to get them. the city hall and the bank have had to make an official competition for#them but you only classify if the renr would not be more than 1/3rd of your salary which is impossible. my cousins who are in their mid 30s#and have been working a good qualified job for 15 years (and their partners too) are considered too poor to be considered for the#affordable housing#everyone is having to move out to other cities away from their friends and family and current jobs. the only jobs left here soon will be#mostly directed at tourists#and the only way to continue living here if you're a normal person and not rich is if you're an only child who one day might inherit the#parents' house#but we look around at what's happening in nearby cities and we see the next step which will be airbnb taking the houses that are left#in many places (I've posted about thia before) there aren't any flats for rent or sell anymore that isn't an airbnb#I'm still lucky in my town when compared to other places like Barcelona which are already full of the airbnb plague#actualitat#airbnb#tourism#touristic massification#gentrification
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I was reading a Robin x beast Boy fanfic because I recently found out I actually really like the ship cause it's kind of adorable but anyway off topic
And I thought of a very sad headcanon which makes no sense because the thing I'm reading is very fluffy
The fluffy inspiration
But anyway the head cannon
Garfield Logan or beast Boy has frequent nightmares due to this he has insomnia The little time he does get sleep it's constantly plagued with images of the past and anxieties of the future in these bouts of nightmarish fever he shifts into any animal to defend himself within the dream but it happens in real life and he finds himself swinging at the walls of his room in the Titan Tower and every time he wakes up he sees the scratches and thinks about how it would worry the team so he finds himself repairing the drywall with spackle in the sometimes late night or maybe even early light of the morning but the drywall looks out of place so he paints the wall over, covers it in murals of twisting vines and pretty flowers and all kinds of things some are sloppy and some are elegant but it fits his personality perfectly so whenever there's a new doodle on his walls it means there is a new scratch that has been repaired not that the team knows that. So from his team's point of view he just really likes art and has a knack for painting but from his point of view it's hastily covering up secrets so he can keep the fragile sense of calm in the tower
And wow you guys I did not mean to be so wax poetic about this shit this was supposed to be a simple little headcanon it was not it is full of trauma
#garfield logan#beast boy#bbrob#teen titans#not teen Titans Go#Fuck teen Titans Go#The songs are good tho#seriously there are too many butt jokes in that show#ANYWAY-#nothing like some beast Boy angst#as if Young Justice didn't give him enough#Fuck dude he was fucked up in that shit#DC was having fun#Oh I should probably put that in the tags huh?#dc#detective comics#still can't get over how DC stands for detective comics#like seriously?!#anyway I'm tired and it's 4:00 a.m. and I'm going to the beach in a couple hours and I really don't want to but it's Father's Day#So I'm just going to keep reading BBRob fanfiction#cuz you know what Fuck that they're cute
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An art piece is only priceless to those who appreciate it for what it is at its core. Aaand you're giving me the shells we picked up during our daily walks. They've been with us through every sunset when the waves touched our feet, and when the breeze danced around us. Some even witnessed the moments we treasure the most. So of course I should give you a painting that is on par with their worth.
— Rafayel, Priceless Treasure
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace rafayel#why are they both so sweet to one another i'm crying#she sees his hard work#sees his passion#knows he puts his heart and soul into his paintings#and he sees her love and sincerity#he knows she is genuine and loves him and his arts#and THEY PICK SEASHELLS TOGETHER???#DAILY WALKS ON THE BEACH???#WATCHING SUNSETS TOGETHER!!!!!#they're so domestic coded i'm weakkkk#imagining old and gray raf & mc still taking walks and picking seashells and watching sunsets together#it's what he deserves!!!#how did this turn into a rafayel loving day idk but i'm gonna go cry about this it's making me so soft and yearning disgustingly bad#(yes this was a good phone call i love it 10000000000/10 💖💖💖💖💖)
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look i get bton has set up some seeds (ba dum tiss?) that polin will be the pairing in the Featherington Family to have a male heir first (and it's popular in the fandom as an endgame for them) and thus will inherit the estate but
consider the following:
they find out about it and go 'ahahahah NOPE' and thus become co-conspirators to get Pru or Phillipa preggo before them. because with inheriting the estate. . .what they really inherit is the debt. and neither of them are eager for that anytime soon
so one storyline is that they're on a mission to get Prudence there first so they're always out here making very thinly veiled insinuations at PruDank and make up excuses and schemes so they're alone with each other. Penelope takes the lead for this particular side of the scheme, but they're definitely in kahoots. like Colin will lead Dankworth to places and Penelope will do the same for Prudence and whoops, look at that, what a good time for the two of you to make an heir and Penelope's there in Prudence's ear like it should be you, you're the oldest, it's your right, wouldn't you want to lord it over Phillipa forever? like the devil on her shoulder and constantly hyping her sister up because please, god, don't let it be her, she doesn't want it to be her, she is a grand total of 19 years old and she wants to fuck her husband consequence free, and she can't do this chastity shit, it's not reasonable, so Prudence, time to hop on that horse! let's up and at 'em, sis
and the other is Colin coming to Albion like 'soooooooo. . .I have to ask. . .how have you managed it?' and he's like 'managed what?' 'to be married for two years and not have a baby. I mean, I'm a newly married man and I'd like to. . .enjoy my wife before we start a family. I have to know your secret' and Albion is just there going 'huh? what secret? we've just being doing it normal?' so Colin's very concerned like 'oh no, what if i've offended him? what if they can't have kids???' and Albion and him keep talking until it becomes clear that, wait, hang on, what do you mean by normal and it finally comes out that the reason Phillipa always seems like she's got a stick up her bum is because she does so he's like 'oh fuck, oh no, oh no no no, i can't be the one to inform him that's not the way to make a baby' ala: 'you are putting it in the right place?' and he's white as a ghost like 'so very sorry, i think i left my cat on the stove, i have to go'
and Colin and Penelope come together at the end of all their schemes like 'well. . .there goes Plan A. . .and B. . .and C through G' as Penelope frantically wonders if she can get Gen to pull Prudence aside and Colin is contemplating which of his brothers he can bribe enough to have the 'So, women have multiple holes' discussion w/' Albion because he refuses to be the one to do it
meanwhile, Portia is out here making potions to try to get one of her daughters to have a baby because thus far, she's batting 0 for 3, and Polin's schemes somehow always end up in direct opposition to her schemes, thus canceling out each time
tell me that wouldn't be the funniest shit you've ever watched on this show
#polin#do i dare tag anything else? lmfao#this is kind of crack but also i desire it desperately#guess i have to write it#in particular i'm just imagining that albion-colin conversation as he gets more and more distressed#going 'what do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!'#portia out here with her teeth gritted like 'I'm going to kill Colin Bridgerton' (because he is the perma-thorn in her side)#as Penelope sips tea going 'please don't i like him too much'#neither of them realizing they're on the same side#but also Portia does NOT want it to be Polin because she's like 'good lord COLIN BRIDGERTON in charge of the estate??? he's too stubborn'#because really she's hoping it's Dankworth so she can still manipulate him and keep control#and Colin is out here hoping it is ANYONE BUT HIM because no he wants to fuck his beautiful wife in rolling fields of flowers and on beache#he loves babies but maybe they can wait until his wife isn't a literal teenager#portia and colin squabbling as penelope is there like 'you're. . .on the same side?' and they hiss going 'HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?'
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So Mermay is right around the corner…
…what I’m saying is it’s a good time to talk about eel mer AUs again.
Oh hey it is!
Man, I'm still so into submarine pilot Hal Jordan with his crew of green submariners who contract out for the army and do top secret stuff underwater. I'm picturing all the GL's as expert divers who do search and rescues and treasure hunting in their down time and bomb defusal/trench scouting/spying for the army when on contract.
I don't even think this is a real thing but I'm picturing them all in little green mini subs. Like individual ones. Like fighter jets but subs.
Anyway, they're out on a job because the bigger army subs have been getting static interference from an area underwater and they need the experts to go check it out.
What they don't know is that the static interference is coming from Barry, local electric eel mer, who is suddenly stuck in one location because he's got a small child to look after and hunt for.
#(its a really good thing that Hal and Barry met when they were kids. because otherwise their meeting wouldn't have gone well)#(Hal was stuck at Alan Scott's lighthouse for a few summers for bad behavior. and that beach happened to be lil Barry's playground)#I'm thinking Barry straight up doesn't know what to do with lil Wally. cause lil guys are supposed to be near the surface#and just rely on camo to not be killed or eaten#but Barry is honestly more worried about people. who have radar. so he doesn't want to leave Wally alone.#so Barry's electricity is off the fucking charts because hes soloing hunts (they're supposed to hunt in packs)#WHILE ALSO KEEPING HIS KID SAFE#I'm thinking he's got the mer equivalent to a baby carrier or something lmao. Wally's like nine but he's little so he looks smaller#anyway i love this au its fun#mer au#the flash#kid flash#wally west#barry allen#hal jordan#green lantern
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I wish I knew more about tarot so I could have headcanons about which OC is which
#i also never came up with a varric nickname for ellana#but i think i have a very different vision of varric's relationship to ellana than others do#they're on very good terms but he definitely sees her as the title imo#for a long time#and she has shit to work through about leaving his best friend in the fade#and post-trespasser he sees her as a problem/wound to solve/fix#it's not the flatout joking besties relationship#but a warm one nonetheless#beach speaks
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a very sunny 10am adventure
#i had my tonsils removed a couple of days ago#so i've been housebound#which means they've been housebound#and they're going cray#henry yelled at sprig this morning and made him pee#so i was like ok i'll drag my sorry ass out of bed and take you to the beach#it was actually lovely#and they are all much more harmonious now#harold is always a good boy#harold#dogs
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