#THEY WILL WHAT NOW I MEAN WOMAN

[bringiton]

Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton in BEHIND 'BRIDGERTON' — NEW BEGINNINGS: PENELOPE AND COLIN

[knightorchids]

Harding holds the line.

[egophiliac]

Silver is finally here...he just took the title for the most beautiful card in TWST's history...

me five years ago: wow I really hope we get to see dragon Malleus someday! that'll be so nice and wonderful. I bet he's a big silly! :)

twst: :)

GOD. it occurred to me literally three hours before the anniversary stream that they might've been saving the reveal for then to just explode us all at once. this timing was EXTREMELY deliberate. thank you Twst. I can't even focus on all the Blazing Jewel stuff because Silver wielding the physical manifestation of his Complicated Dad Issues is busy eating my entire brain. and -- oh what's that? he duos with Lilia? I'M RUINED THANK YOU ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

this is your warning that I'm going to be the most annoying person on the planet come Monday morning, thank you everybody and goodniiiiiiight

[baejax-the-great]

So there you are, number one employee at your company, team lead, bringing in more profit by yourself than the rest of the employees combined and everyone knows it. And then one day, against the advice of all the other team leads, the CEO violates a safety measure, and yeah, people start dying.

Everyone knows it's the CEO's fault. Everyone knows how to fix it. But the CEO does nothing, digs his head in the sand, and pretends like shit is normal. And people are dying.

So you, young hotshot that you are, call an all hands meeting and get a specialist to explain what the problem is. It's easily solved, but it will cost money, and that money is going to have to come from the CEO.

The CEO throws a shitfit. He doesn't want to solve the problem. He doesn't want to admit under overwhelming evidence that it's his fault. But he agrees to do so under one condition--he's not paying to fix it--you are. He's taking your bonus and you can get fucked. As it turns out, the CEO, whose entire pile of wealth has come directly from your hard work, thinks you fucking suck.

Not a single one of your colleagues protests on your behalf, probably because they know that if they speak up, he'll just take their bonuses, too.

So what do you do? Do you continue working for Mr. "idc if my employees die as long as I get mine?" Do you quit? Do you take the wealth you've accumulated working for this guy and go home? Do you stab the worst boss you've ever had in front of every other employee at the company?

Anyway that's book 1 of the Iliad

[bennetsbonnet]

Mr Darcy being so flustered by Elizabeth's appearance when she arrives at Netherfield after walking three miles is such a swoon-worthy moment.

He sees her at her most dishevelled, far more than he would probably ever expect to see a lady and, indeed, Mr Darcy has likely never seen a lady in such a state. Yet, not only does he find Elizabeth even more appealing... he also defends her to Caroline when, previously, he might well have joined in with her snarking. But Mr Darcy doesn't. Instead, he refuses to rise to the bait and lets everyone know his true feelings, by saying '[her eyes] were brightened by the exercise'!!!!!

The notion of a man seeing you with wild hair and muddy clothes yet still finding you attractive is just... lovely. The modern equivalent would be if he saw Elizabeth straight after she woke up, with a chronic case of bedhead and without any make-up on, and still thought she was beautiful.

Again, Jane Austen really knew what she was doing when she wrote Mr Darcy into existence... and he's been making us swoon since 1813.

[daily-odile]

1,,,, 100 days,,,,,,,,, and 800 followers,,,,,,,,,,,,,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finelythreadedsky]

ancient greece had some weird notions of the female going on. like what do you mean the innermost nature of women is the concealment of their nature? what is pandora an imitation of? if women are by nature deceptive, do they in fact reveal the truth of what they are in using their bodies to deceive? can you cover covering itself?

[ducktracy]

I went to see the day the earth blew up bc of your post and I can't believe Daffy Duck is confirmed transgender

YAAAAAY I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS!!! that's great!!

i've been loving the influx of trans Daffy posts i've been seeing because of this film... he's been laying eggs since at least 1950! this isn't even anything new! always has been!

okay well this is actually incredibly misleading because that is, in fact, not his egg but he took credit for it anyway BUT. he does lay an actual egg at gunpoint ("that just goes ta show ya! you don't know what you're gonna do 'til ya gotta gun against yer head!") . so the point remains the same

also check out this officially licensed trans Daffy fidget cube? or i guess trans Tweety gay Daffy fidget cube? both? i don't know but it makes me laugh out loud every single time i see it

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // This Changbin...

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I shall force you to unironically declare that you're 'not like other girls'

[xxplastic-cubexx]

his fuckass loafers im losing it

[iron-sides]

actually im not done complaining abt derap not liking hannah because in what fucking world is that an acceptable or even smart thing to say directly to someones face when you are trying to recruit them. if u didnt want her on the team why not just say that?? but now you just look like yr deliberately sabotaging recruitment efforts like :/ i get that hes playing a character but could that character include fewer WHO RAISED YOU moments my fucking god

[tea-cat-arts]

I'm a Yang Cheng apologist in the "given the info we have, I actually don't think he committed the crime" sense, a Wreck apologist in the "if he commits a crime, no he didnt" sense, and a Xia Qing apologist in the "the fuck did you guys even want her to do" sense.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Thinking about the headcanon of T'Pol as a transwoman and how that'd interact with her continually being confronted by biological children she didn't have a choice in making which die or disappear. Inspired by this post by @cmdrtpol [Patreon | Commissions]

[ratcandy]

i HATE the random phrases in my brain that i periodically remember and end up mumbling aloud to myself and then giggling over because if someone hears me quietly under my breath going "ohhhh... nasa peepo" before bursting into giggles they're going to think something is WRONG with me

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.