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NEVER BEFRIEND YOUR TUMBLR MUTUALS
#THEY WILL FOLLOW U EVERYWHERE#one day u will be fifteen talking to gay ppl in ur phone about gay ppl in ur books#u will assume they will never have any bearing on ur life and u will follow each other on instagram#and four years later u will go to college and make friends and get a crush on a pretty girl#and u will follow her spam instagram and u will suddenly discover that SHE IS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ONE OF UR TUMBLR MUTUALS.#AND U WILL LOSE. YOUR MIND.#AND THEN U WILL HAVE TO OUT URSELF AS SOMEONE WITH ONLINE FRIENDS TO THE COOLEST GIRL YOUVE EVER MET.#AND ALSO WHAT DO U MEAN YALL KNOW EACH OTHER THIS IS BONKERS BANANAS#JUMPSCARED FORREAL#i know 2 people from this entire state. and their moms are besties.#what are the odds that the gay person in my phone i befriended 3 years ago is friends w my new friend&coworker at college. yall have no idea#but yeah. cautionary tale. never have tumblr mutuals or else ur far-apart worlds will suddenly collide and u will have to live with it#shem if u see this keep ur mouth SHUT to her. btw. tell her im super cool and awesome and sexy tho
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Made for @ammo0648 's DTIYS !! Congrats !!
#ammo600dtiys#ninjago#lego ninjago#urghh i hope i did ur dtiys justice aaghh#cole ninjago#cole brookstone#shroomart#ur prompt made me feel so many emotions and i thought cole would also be going through a surge of emotions raarr#Also i interpreted this as the moment either he lands into the afterlife and sees lily OR the moment right before he gets sent back#I HOPE THATS OKAY AAAA#like a bittersweet smile thing#bc either moment he still just wants to stay with her and stay dead like#THE ANGST MAN#ALSO i didn't even realize i didn't follow u here on tumblr !! even tho i follow u everywhere else raaaa#fixed that hehe#congrats again !!
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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nothing 2 see... just plotting with my tapeworm hehe
#astarion#my art#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#how many more tags can i use LOL#i use the same caption everywhere sorry if u follow me on twt or bsky LOL
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HELP! Robin’s eyes shot open as his breath suddenly caught in his throat, causing him to choke violently. He knew what a panic attack felt like, but this wasn’t it-.. it felt as though someone had thrust him into an ice-cold bath and forcibly held his head beneath the surface until he was forced to inhale, his limbs too tired to claw himself free of his invisible assailant. … [Levi gasped and spluttered as Robin grabbed a hold of his waist and yanked him above the surface, his frantic flailing threatening to sink them both if he didn’t calm down] Robin: It’s okay, I’ve got you! [Robin fought to control his own breathing as Levi gasped and heaved beside him, coughing up lungfuls of pool water between shuddering breaths] Robin: Are you alright? [Levi shook his head, covering his face with shame as he began to sob] Robin: C’mon, the office can call your paren-… Levi: [hoarsely] NO! [Robin paused as Levi struggled to catch his breath] Levi: I d-don’t want them to k-know! Robin: Okay, uh-… Jude: Hey! Why’d you run off like that? Juniper: Oh-.. what happened?! [Robin faltered as he looked up at his cousin, unsure how to explain his sudden departure] Robin: Can you ask the office to call mom n’ dad? Just tell ‘em I freaked out or something, they’ll come get me. Juniper: Okay-.. let’s go! [Jude barely got a word out before Juniper dragged him toward the hall, leaving Jacob scratching his head] Jacob: Shouldn’t we be calling his parents? [Robin shrugged loosely and avoided Jacob’s gaze, not wanting to discuss the fact that their classmate was frightened of his parents’ apathy, rage, or both]
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#robin finch#jacob sanders#juniper finch#jude moya#levi sears#yikessss so close#can u imagine if robin hadn't heard or was distracted#levi's a lil turd but he doesn't quite deserve to drown#😩#i will say tho.. that i LOVED the idea of few of u had about levi becoming a ghost n robin being able to see him#like he follows robin around n leaves puddles everywhere cos of how he perished skdjskj#;-;#i did semi think abt it ok but i think he's better off alive n maybe there's a limit to my cruelness LMAO#twdrowning
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batman au designs... edward nygma, selina kyle
#mine#m art#batman#the riddler#catwoman#selina kyle#edward nygma#ed nygma#dc fanart#whatever dude how do you even tag this shit#was forced to tag art on tumblr did not survive#i post everything without tags everywhere else u will not catch me tagging posts#but tumblr..#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#small artist#artist#fuck my stupid baka life#AAAAAAAAAGHHHH#is this riddlecat chat?#theyre standing next to eachother!!#i ship it truly#riddlecat#riddlecat fans follow me im in love with you#lets make out#having a whole ass convo w myself on the tags#dc comics#batman au#fatal fears au
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u versus the victorian vampire that emerged from ur cupboard (harrymort au)
#harry moved away from home to someplace he found on craigslist and found this vampire spirit that he thought was adead body at first#home is a mistake i meant the dursleys#the vampire follows him everywhere (tho others cant see him)#harry is an anthropology major because i am#vee complains about the racist anthropologists he lived through in harry's lectures#theyre both idiots#lord give me ur blood (nectar of the gods) potter voldemort and harry what the fuck u freak calm urself potter#idk whether to write this fic or draw this comic#t4t harrymort#hp fanart#harry james potter#lvhp#harry potter fanart#tom riddle#tomarry#tom riddle fanart#harrymort#tom riddle x harry potter#tmrhp#tmrhplv#lord voldemort#vampire voldemort#modern au#tomarrymort
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#sims 4#the sims 4#ts4#the sims#gameplay#the culver legacy: gen 3#the fact the last pic wasnt planned/posed or anything bear follows him everywhere ;-;;;.#his face is like where do u think ur going sir 🤨#im having a reshade crisis again
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i have to come clean and say that toby is one of my least favorite characters 😪
This was my 400th ask . Broke my damn heart
#I’m trolling I can understand why people are not fond of him#for a variety of reasons . LMAOOO#sorry if u follow me and gotta see his face everywhere 😞#asks
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Methinks they had to point Lucius's attention to dealing with his Blackbeard trauma in ep. 5 because if he saw Izzy shirtless he would become insufferable.
#ya know just following him around everywhere#constantly pestering Iz to let him sketch him with no clothes on#i'd pay good money to see that let me tell u#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#lucius spriggs#sprigghands
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Saiouma as monsters since spooky season is around the corner, and I wna get the general idea of it out of my head
Kokichi is a friendly ghost that yearns for physical contact and attention after several lifetimes of not being able to receive it, or at least not normally. he got very self-concious about it quickly after he became a ghost. he started pretending that he could touch, feel, and interact with others the same way everyone else could. just to endure an overwhelming sense of loneliness.
Shuichi is a vampire that's afraid of going outside after humans discovered and attempted to kill him half of a millennium ago. He lost track of time after being hidden away for so long, and convinced himself that he'd be hunted down if he ever left. he's not getting any blood to prevent his body from slowly deteriorating, and he dreads over his health every day. yet he can't bring himself to hunt for blood due to his own fear.
#imagine ur a vampire worrying over ur body shutting down bc u cant bring urself to get any blood#and theres this whimsy annoying ghost that follows you everywhere. at least he takes ur mind off of it for a while.#at least the ghost finally receives the attention hes wanted for so long that he cant imagine anything better than staying with you 24/7#who knows maybe if u treat the ghost right he'll give u something u can drink blood from. hes friendly. dont ask where he got it from. dont.#oumasai#saiouma#nicoleyaps
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the job market is soooo bleak rn and i am !!! very afraid !!!!
#everywhere ive actually gotten an interview for in the past couple months has ghosted me !!!#the one that i actually got a response from when i tried to follow up was like 'oh if u haven't heard back we didnt hire u' like ??#i know it's p common practice to just never respond to ppl after they apply but#u would think if they got to the interview stage!! and took the time out of their day to meet with you in person!!!#to be there at the schedules time and then wait 30 minutes for u !!!#u would have the decency to send them a rejection email !!!!#u sure would think !!!#yes im still waiting for this store to email me back :)#im just. so tired and scared dude idk who else will have me#idk what im doing wrong
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had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,
#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and#Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like#Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know????#The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames#‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras#The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras#One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a#Weird late staff meeting#The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else#Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh#But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going#On in here#One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find#Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later#Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc#Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’.#Cam has to survive the masked intruder#eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier#Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex#Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh#Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon….#I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn
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I will say, the nice thing about not exactly being a popular artist is that I have no trouble hopping platform to stop supporting f*scists. I don't have to worry about 'follower count' or w/e. That being said, if you're already a popular account on that site, know that a lot of people WILL move with you, & those are likely the folks who genuinely support you as an artist & will commission you, etc.
#p.#i see a lot of my artist moots trashing the butterfly app tho which is kinda uncool#like I get the stress of having built a following and feeling pressured to leave but also....#trust me if you leave you're still going to have so many ppl follow u. more than what i eved have acquired for this count#maybe im more cynical of 'popularity' than the next person but yeah you can find me everywhere else under the same name!!#also i should say if u follow me and think i am popular for whatever reason trust me i am not#my numbers are lowwww as is my engagement#which is why i appreciate all of you who are here and do like my work!! thank you!!
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you ever just think about. “You are diseased, albeit a disease of our own making. No more.” you ever just. oh, they made him and they discarded him. it’s never going to be quiet again for him, and that’s just collateral. they let the sound rot through his whole life, his whole timeline. because that’s the kind of easy sacrifice you can make when you want to save yourself above everything else, one that doesn’t ask anything of you. you dig open a child’s mind and you bury your survival inside him and when he follows the noise back home, when he does exactly what you groomed him for, you call him ruined for it. that’s. you ever just think about that.
#it’s genuinely such a horrifying sixkening thing that they unveil. what was done to the master.#and it’s like. it’s so important that he is awful. he really is. but he still does not deserve to have had this done to him.#the drums are a tragedy that cannot. would not. be a punishment earned no matter how terrible he is.#they’re such a violation of his mind. isolating and constant and violent. and it drives me insane that this is just. in the show. okay cool#ill never be normal again.#they literally pulled his head open. during a ceremony that we. as far as i know. have to assume is not exactly voluntary. and is at the#best of times. already traumatic and horrifying. but they went into that moment and they put the drums in his head and they made him into#something repulsive to them. because they did that to him! in this thing alone the master had no agency and no way out and this thing that#was done *to* him is what makes him. to them. a broken thing now past its usefulness now that he’s done what they wanted him to.#sorry im rotating him in my head again and again. this is the thing that makes him ‘diseased’. it’s that they chose to do this to him. there#is nothing he could do to not be this. he was a child and there was nothing he could do to stop it from happening. he’s an adult and he’s#doing the impossible exactly like they shaped him to do and he can’t stop this from having happened to him. so he might as well follow the#drums. and then. and then rassilon calls him diseased. and im going to. lose it.#there was nothing he could have done…………..#everywhere else he has choices to make and he can burn the world and keep it as a toy and he can fuck with the doctor and he can do.#anything. anything he wants. but he can’t. there’s nothing he can do to make it stop. there’s nothing he can do to make it so this never#happened to him. and i am spinning in circles here do u see why he makes me insane.#and the doctor doesn’t even really fucking believe him that the drums are real until the master makes him listen……. oh im going to be ill.#doctor who#simm!master#the master
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my verdict on the day of the doctor novelization is that the plot is still so stupid to me but at least i can live my life knowing moffat can write ten marginally correctly but he only keeps it in a novelization where nobody is going to see it. (my personal highlights under the cut)
him. aroace
this is a really good take on the ten and river dynamic, they're acquaintances and ten purposefully keeps it that way. the "time can be rewritten maybe her horrible death that happened in front of me can be prevented if i stay away from her" really goes well with how he's left after the events of journey's end
"he had to stop thinking before it tore him apart!" is THE most ten narration i've seen in my life. i need to eat rocks
this part just makes me really really sad. the dissociation between the tone and what's actually happening (him getting tortured. for months). how he's so clearly not acknowledging what's happening to him (he won't describe the screaming as his own). how he latches onto the only other presence there and focuses on charming her and making her laugh??? this also makes the hinting at a romance between ten and elizabeth that moffat does, extremely fucking upsetting because you can see how ten is just so fucking lonely and on instinct attaching himself to anyone who has any amount of regular presence to him. even if. well. you know. the torture.
like this. see. i need to be shot
you will hear from my lawyers steven.
[coughs up blood]
the "over and over". i need to be put in a blender
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#i say marginally. it's not perfect. but he manages to get ten's general vibe down well and wow i didnt know u had it in u dude#manic and melodramatic. talking himself hoarse. pacing everywhere. repeating what he's saying over and over#simultaneously fearing and embracing death. full of so much love and anger and grief. like yeah .. thats my boy... he is here..#but the queen elizabeth marriage plotline is still. Annoying ! (i can see v clearly that moffat is trying to do like#a madame de pompadour 2.0 re: queen elizabeth in the novelization and it's like. steven he's aroace we've established this)#and i still. dont like what this overall story is trying to accomplish! but this is the fault of the episode the novelization cant fix that#but besides the expected gripes i have it was much more enjoyable to read than watching the actual episode#the structure of it was fun and does a lot in making use of the written medium that u couldnt do in tv live action#dr who#10 era#11 era#aspec doc tag#also realizing all my highlights are a singular aroace ten moment followed by ten being the saddest wettest beast you'll ever see. lord
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