#THERE SO FRICKING SIMILAR I SWEAR

[1tsny4nc4t]

When it's a trio of 3 Boys (one smart,one silly/dumb,and the other one who knows what)

[that-girl-glader]

If you guys don't say it. I will. Like father like son. I'm looking at you Will. Specifically TOA Apollo.

Minor tsats spoilers and toa too, if you wanna read that.

Firstly, Flirting. You can just tell Will got he's rizz from his father. The difference is, it worked for Will. Reyna rejecting Apollo, chef's kiss.

Believe it or not. Their humor is very similar. Puns for goodness sake. Like Will power? Lol.

No hate on Will, and this is mostly satire, but they both complain a lot. Except only one of them, spoiler alert will, deserves too. (I DON'T MEAN IT THAT WAY, Anti-Will people, so don't even)

They both made jokes about fricking band names, lol. Nico and the cocopuffs. Nico, Rachel, Will, and the troglodytes

Both Bisexual icons

They are both stupid, Like bringing no weapons to tarturus is giving when Lester and his used to be a god self decided that swearing to never use the only weapons he can use properly and his singing gifts on the styx was a grand idea.

I feel like they both say the most socially inappropriate things. Like they just somehow say the wrong thing.

I'm almost certain they both act quieter when nervous/scared/sad.

They both think they are useless even though they did pretty impressive and quite helpful stuff.

Both had their previous view on things (darkness/being more human) changed. And bla bla development.

Yeah so that's pretty much all I could think up at the top of my head.

[en-geneisaxx]

'Please don't say that this is the end of us...'

Pairings: Husband!Hoon x fem!reader

Warnings: swearing (you're gonna be on a rollercoaster of emotions darling) and a suggestive at hoon's part (if u squint 🤭)

Feat. Jay, Heeseung and Jake of Enhypen, Yeji (Sunghoon's sister), Jin Ae (Y/n and Sunghoon's child)

Tagging my moots who wanted to read: @pockettwinzz @diorsyun @rinbowaman @heeslomll @heeslut4life @hoonieshoneymain @sungvrhs

A/n: THE REACTIONS ARE REALLY INTERESTING LMAOOO, I'M CURIOUS IF IT'LL CHANGE WHEN I FINISH THIS FIC (I have no idea when 💀) BUT HOPEFULLY YOU'LL ENJOY MY DEBUT

Not proofread 😅

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Part 4:

'...'

The silence was so loud.

But I mean, it was expected. How would you have reacted given that information and the current situation you were in? Even I, too, wouldn't know, despite living it.

'Y/n,' Jay breaks the awkward atmosphere,

'take your damn child before it has a concussion from it falling from my arms, because I feel so fricking weak right now.'

Glady, you took Jin Ae, since she was like a comforter. And, gosh, she was SO 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 CUTE.

Finally, you felt a little light-hearted, but that could only last for long...

'I...damn. I never knew my bro would be like that... He's not the type to do that...'

'Y/n...have you ever suspected that Jake dude? Because right now, he seems like he's the problem.'

'I agree, Jay. Hoon would never hurt you, but it may be he's worried that Jake guy would take you. You're everything to him, Y/n, and he's just as similar to you when it comes to love.'

Hearing the different views of the story did give you an insight of what might be going on in his head.

'Try being Hoon,' suggested Jay, 'because you need to know what's his version of this mess.

Thoughtfully, you scrape out every detail of Jake you could get from your memory, and tried to piece it together to get a clear answer.

Jake was a flirty boy, so his actions could rub off people in the wrong way, especially if it was Hoon.

When he hangs out with you, he would definitely initiate the physical contact, snaking an arm around your waist or putting an arm on your shoulder.

The way he would look at you...it...it was different, now that you're gaining a third person view. Those eyes...it was so dark when it came to you, unlike when they have a charming gleam to others. Could it be lust? The thought made you sick, you hated liking another man when you were happily in love.

Even the nicknames...he would call me things Sunghoon does, like 'Love' or 'Darling'.

Ah, so he wasn't trying to be my best friend,

He took 'bf' to a whole new level.

No wonder why Hoon got so agitated at the thought of him.

But...at the same time, these are just reasonable guesses. I would need to discuss with Sunghoon to actually know the answer.

'So, what's your verdict, 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤?'

'I think Jake tried to change it to Mrs. Sim.'

'I thought so too, ngl.'

'Me three!' Yeji chimes in.

'Well, at least now you should have Sunghoon's view.'

And I think we talked for too long that Jin Ae started crying, hungry for milk.

'Shoot, Jin Ae hasn't drank yet.'

'We'll leave you two to be, call us when you're done.' Says the modest Jay, who you really thought deserved to be the older Park.

'I'll be waiting nearby, ok bro?'

'Cheers Hee, for letting me hang about your place and all that.'

'My job as the eldest, is it not?' He chuckles.

'I know you love Y/n, but right now, you're not really taking your role as the husband, aren't you? Remember, you haven't heard her side of the story, so take it easy.'

'I'll try to, I really will.'

I head on over to the backyard of our house, decorated by my lovely Y/n. She took so much time renovating it into the piece of art it is today. That was what she was good at: creating masterpieces. She's probably best at it because she is one, and if I was to ever be hurtful to her, I would never have meant it; I never deserved such a woman ever, such luck I had to create my family with her as my wife.

I start appreciating everything more, taking a look around and observing the way she places the plant pots, and the strokes she did when painting the fence. There was something else she was better at stroking at, but we'll save that for another time.

When approaching the bench where we would always sit when it was a beautiful sunset, I noticed engravings on it. I thought someone may have vandilised it, until I took a closer look.

'Y/n Park ♥︎ Park Sunghoon'

'He's my forever!!'

'I'm so happy my child was made with him.'

'𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

-𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒀/𝒏.'

All this made him feel ashamed of himself. He deserves to, he was pretty much destroying his sunshine.

He wanted to talk things out, but you weren't there.

*Buzz*

'Who is it?' Enquires Yeji

'Ooolalaaa, it's Mr. Park Sunghoon.'

'Interesting...'

*Otp* 'What.'

'Where's Y/n?'

'Jin Ae was hungry, so she's breastfeeding her right now.'

(She's such a good mother... Oh, Y/n, if only I could prove my love to you better...)

'Oh...ok.' *Ends call*

...

*Jay and Yeji monster shrieks*

'OMG, OPPA, SHOULDN'T WE TELL H/N?'

'YEAH, WE SHOULD. HURRY, OPEN UP THE GROUP CHAT!!'

[musicismymoirail]

OC Speech Mannerisms

Thank you @darkfire1177 for the tag! Tagging mhm, @the-golden-comet and @midnight-octopus (no pressure either) and anyone else if y'all want too. <3 I'm picking Vendetta because ne is the only one I've really thought about actual speech mannerisms in long time and I have thoughts, lol. Let's go! >:3

»» vendetta frey

NO. OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES: 1 / 2 / 3+

TONE OF VOICE: high (and raspy af) / average / deep

ACCENT: Yes (kinda?) / No

(Nir speech is accented to a degree, but it's just because Vendetta tends to mimic people so much. There's an something here, but given it's such a smorgasbord of dozen or so accents Ven's picked up over the years, it's never gonna sound like anything that specific.)

DEMEANOUR: confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other (dramatic with friends, indifferent with strangers)

POSTURE: slumped (absolute goblin, nir spine is a noodle) / straight / stiff / relaxed

HABITS: head tilting / swaying / fidgeting (!) / stuttering / gesturing (!!!!!!) / arm crossing / strokes taps chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair or clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at a distance

COMPLEXITY

VOCABULARY: ⬤⬤⬤⬤⬤

(Ne has an odd habit of speaking in threes sometimes when describing things, like ne is trying to find the perfect word. Caused Anathema to buy nem a thesaurus thick enough to kill a baby bird and Ven loved using all the ridiculous words ne knew when ne could. It was fun~)

EMOTION: ⬤⬤⬤〇〇

(Should be a four+ but the Farm is hard to shake sometimes.)

SENTENCE STRUCTURE: ⬤⬤〇〇〇

PROFANITY

FREQUENCY: ⬤◐〇〇〇

CREATIVITY (in regards to profanity): ⬤⬤⬤〇〇

BOLD ALL THAT APPLY: arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. twat. wanker. pussy.

(Mhm. Vendetta swears more in Spanish, but prefers trading insults in English. Ne doesn't swear that much, insults way more or just bites people. Biting is a fun and fast and says more like 'fuck you' ever could. c:)

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING OR UNDERSTANDING YOUR CHARACTER? - almost always / frequently / rarely / never

(Not unless Vendetta is being purposefully obtuse but ne likes being heard too much to do that much, even as a joke.)

DOES YOUR CHARACTER'S INTENDED POINT COME ACROSS EASILY WHEN THEY SPEAK? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / never.

(More than you'd guess from nir bite ratio? Vendetta craves people and connections like nothing else, so eventually ne does reach out to make conversations, at least pre-Heartbreak).

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE 'WHOM' IN A SENTENCE? - yes / no / only ironically

YOUR CHARACTER WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT. WHAT WORD DO THEY USE? - but / though / although / however / perhaps / mayhaps (so rare, but so good. loves a well-placed mayhaps).

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS? - walk away / ask if that's everything / say that's everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they're done here / remain quiet / they don't.

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONGS TO, HEARING THEM SPEAK? - upper / middle / lower.

IN WHAT WAYS DOES THE WAY YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS? - accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn't.

(Bonus? Because I spent my whole walk home last week thinking about this and it's adjacently related, so fuck it~

Vendetta sings like a sledgehammer (affectionate), just a lot of emotion and power. Ne loves over-the-top songs since it's fun to go full-out. Mhm. Voice is a bit similar to Gin Wigmore? o: High pitched, raspy, not really traditionally 'pretty' but quirky and fun. It did get a bit lower and even more raspy post-Heartbreak tho Because Reasons, and Ven really doesn't sing as much anymore. Just when ne gets possessed by the few songs ne remembers and Must Sing. uwu <3)

[cassynite]

Tagged by @undyingembers and @the-raging-tempest for this prompt! I'm probably going to double tag so apologies but I'm tagging @dragonologist-phd @tenmillionbees @spyridonya and @dmagedgoods as well as anyone else who'd want to do this!

Sparrow

BASICS

- NO. OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES >>1.5 (Taldane and remnants of a rare Mwangi dialect common around Dehrukani, as well as snatches of Celestial. She can also read some elvish and infernal.)

- TONE OF VOICE >> high / average / deep (low and rather raspy)

- ACCENT >> yes (very slight Cheliaxian accent--thank you to Siren for the Cheliax lore and Italian/Venetian influences in Westcrown as well as how it would have changed after Thrune took over. Earth equivalent would be similar to Latin spoken in like the Vatican, wit hints of Venetian)

- DEMEANOR >> confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other (stoic and distant)

- POSTURE >> slumped / straight / stiff / relaxed (Sparrow tends to stand at attention, always aware and alert)

HABITS

head tilting / swaying / fidgeting / stuttering / gesturing / arm crossing / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair or clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at a distance

(Sparrow tends to be very still and her mannerisms present hesitancy very often--she's used to not looking people in the eye when speaking, thinking through her words, and keeping her distance from others. When very stressed, she will clasp her hands together, but that is the only real "fidgeting" mannerism she possesses.) 

COMPLEXITY (Fill in the circle’s as you wish)

- VOCABULARY >> ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚪️ (While Sparrow is not verbose, internally she has a very broad vocabulary--she became extremely well read in the Arvanxi household and her inner monologue reflects this.)

- EMOTION >> ⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ (She will only very rarely show even slight emotion in her voice; most often, her tone does not relay her actual feelings in conversations. Most people need to look for minute tells in her body language or expressions instead.)

- SENTENCE STRUCTURE >> ⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪ (I've seen people interpret this as how formal someone speaks, which would be full bar for Sparrow, she's very formal when speaking except in the most relaxed of situations/someone she is extremely comfortable with. I interpreted it as how detailed/layered her actual sentence structures tend to be--if they're long and winding or short. Sparrow tends to speak in very short sentences, trying to get as much information out in as little words as possible. In relaxed situations, she will sometimes become more verbose, her speech reflecting her inner thoughts, which tend to be much more detailed and long-winded.

PROFANITY

- FREQUENCY >> ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ (I am genuinely not sure if Sparrow swears at all. When she becomes angry or stressed her first reaction is to clam up.)

- CREATIVITY (in regards to profanity) >> ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ (If she does swear, it would probably be very typical name-calling, like "bastard" or some such.)

BOLD THAT APPLY

arse / ass / asshole / bastard / bitch / bloody / bugger / bollocks / chicken shit / crap / cunt / dick / frick / fuck / horseshit / motherfucker / piss / prick / pussy / screw / shit / shitass / son of a bitch / twat / wanker

THIS OR THAT

straightforward or cryptic? (If Sparrow is cryptic it tends to only be in what she does not say at all; she hides the most in how she presents information. However, she rarely if ever outwardly lies or acts obtuse on purpose.)

finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind? (Sparrow is an incredibly deliberate speaker who almost never speaks without intent.)

masculinity, neutrality, or femininity? (Wasn't totally sure what this meant to be honest, but Sparrow doesn't really present much either way in terms of gender, especially in her speech; her mannerisms are meant to make her disappear.)

formalities or with abrasiveness? (Sparrow is excessively formal)

praise or equivocation? (Sparrow equivocates a lot, avoiding committing herself to anything unless absolutely sure she is correct or able to do it. If she does commit, she follows through.)

 frankness or flattery (Again, Sparrow rarely outright lies. She'll avoid or obscure, but will be very direct when actually confronting something.)

excessive or minimal hand gestures (Sparrow tends toward stillness as a general rule)

name-calling or magnanimity? (Name-calling is incredibly pointless in Sparrow's mind, she almost never outright insults someone unless she's really riled up. Sometimes in her head she will be rude to people but she doesn't let that effect their actual interactions if she can help it.)

friendly or blunt (Sparrow is very cold and blunt typically! She shows a softer, friendlier side as time goes on but her reserved nature always means she comes off colder than most)

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

- DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING OR UNDERSTANDING YOUR CHARACTER? almost always / frequently / rarely / never (She speaks softly)

- DOES YOUR CHARACTER’S POINT COME ACROSS EASILY WHEN THEY SPEAK?

almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never (Blunt and to the point)

- WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS?

almost always / frequently / sometimes / never (only if needed)

- WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS?

almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never (She doesn't linger in conversations and will cut things off as soon as it's needed/polite to do so)

- WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE ‘WHOM’ IN A SENTENCE?

yes / no / only ironically 

- YOUR CHARACTER WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT. WHAT WORD DO THEY USE?

but / though / although / however / perhaps / maybe

- HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS?

walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that’s everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they're done here / remain quiet / they don’t

- WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONGS TO, HEARING THEM SPEAK?

upper / middle / lower (that fake nobility rizz)

- IN WHAT WAYS DOES THE WAY YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS?

accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn’t (Most people would describe her as someone who speaks softly but who is listened to if she does speak)

Anything else not touched on?

The strength of Sparrow's accent depends on whether or not she's expected to be Evaethi. She learned how to pass with a near-flawless upper Cheliaxian accent when she works as a noble, and will instinctively start to speak like that again when she's in the presence of someone who sees her as Lady Evaethi.

During the Crusade this means she abruptly started speaking in a far stronger accent once her "true identity" as Evaethi was revealed, and then it slowly softens again over time once her actual past is revealed.

[liviavanrouge]

"Youngest" Sister

Livia: *Grumbles*

Azul: What's the matter?

Livia: My Papa gave me dragon printed pajamas.

Kalim and Epel: *Laughs, wide grins on their faces*

Livia: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!

~~~~

Silver: Want me to carry you?

Livia: I can walk

Shadow: Silver, she's obviously tired, carry her

Livia: I'm fine!!

Callisto: Let me do it, Silver might fall asleep

Livia: I can walk by myself, I'm not a clumsy toddler!!

Callisto: Up you go!

Livia: NOOOOOOOO!

~~~~

Livia: *Stomps her feet* I WANT MY NAP BLANKET! I DON'T WANT A NEW ONE!!

Golden: Awww Livy, it's in the washer right now

Maria: Why don't you use mines for now!

Kiara: Yeah Maria's has a similar cloth texture

Livia: ....fine...

Maria: That's our widdle sissy!!

Livia: *Gasps* DON'T CALL ME THAT

Maria: Sorry, kitten!

Livia: NOT THAT EITHER!!

~~~~

Golden: *Laughs* Livy has always been like that

Golden: She still eats cereal with a fork when her mind isn't fully awake~

Golden: She always pouts when she gets no milk when she scoops up cereal

Vil: Goldy baby...

Golden: *Chuckles* I'd reach over and wipe her mouth clean when she's done~

Vil: .....why do I feel insanely jealous right now?

~~~~

Livia: *Snores quietly, her head resting on the table, cake frosting around her mouth, her fork laying on the table*

Silver: *Wipes ger mouth with a napkin, a fond smile on his face* Livia, I'm not surprised...

Livia: Cake...

Silver: *Picks her up* Maybe next time, let's get you to bed...

Livia: *Yawns, Silver patting her back*

~~~~

Shadow: Can you all NOT spoil Livia!?

Silver: Shadow, you do the same thing

Shadow: Yeah, you right, anyway, Silver can you give her this diamond embedded bracelet to her

Silver: Of course, I was gonna give her these new fantasy and history books

Golden: Oh, I got her a new rapier, can you hand this off to her?

Maria: And I got her that book on mushrooms she wanted!

Silver: Of course, I'll deliver all of these, she'll enjoy them

~~~~

Maria: Poor Livia, she really wanted to go to that carnival...

Callisto: What carnival?

Silver: There was a carnival that came to the island, on the last day it suddenly rained and we couldn't go

Kuro: Livy shed a few tears then said it was okay and that she could wait till next time...

Callisto: There's a carnival at my school right now, grab her and let's go! Gotta keep our youngest sister happy!

Maria: *Beams* Alright!!!

~~~~

Kuro: *Cracks his back and sighs* Man!

Silver: She fell asleep on the way?

Kuro: She was heavy! I don't understand how you all can carry her!

Silver: Heavy?

Lilia: Livia is pretty light to me...

Kuro: You guys.....you all are insane, I swear to the sevens...

~~~~

Livia: Pranks!? We get to prank!?

Lilia: *Chuckles* My little girl, you can tell she's the youngest of my teenage kids, she loves her some chaos!

Livia: I AM NOT the youngest teenager of the family!

Lilia: Haha! She's in such denial~

Livia: IT'S THE FRICKING TRUTH!

Lilia: Language~~

~~~~

Silver: Isn't it Livias nap time, where is she?

Livia: *Walks in, rubbing her eyes*

Silver: *Looks at her* Ready for nap time?

Livia: *Blinks in confusion* Hm? I just woke up from nap time

Kiara: *Perks up surprised* HUH!?

Maria: Oh did widdle Livy read herself a bed time story and take her nap time, she's such a big girl now!!

Livia: .....is that an insult or a compliment?

~~~~

Vil: I can see why Livia gets babied and spoiled rotten...

Golden: *Laughs* She's the cutest thing isn't she!?

Vil: I have to agree, yes, she is quite adorable in a way...

Vil: *Sighs* Too adorable...

~~~~

Livia: *Lays asleep in her dragon onesie, hugging her nap blanket close*

Livia: *Turns over in her sleep* Silver...carry me...

Silver: *Walks over and picks Livia up, carrying her to her room*

Lilia: *Chuckles, watching them go*

~~~~

Livia: Don't ruffle my hair! I have pigtails in!!

Ralph: But you're just so cute~~

Livia: *Huffs*

Lilia: *Ruffles her hair chuckling* He's right, Livy~~

Livia: *Pouts, flicking her ears* Whatever...

@queen-of-twisted @yukii0nna @zexal-club @teddymochi

[fanfic-inator795]

How likely are the Arlo crew members to swear/say curse words?

*AKA back at it again with the silly ATAB headcanons*

Arlo: I feel like Edmee was one of those people/guardians where she'd be very casual about cursing but at the same time would still remind Arlo to watch his own language, though it's more of a 'mind your manners' thing than a 'saying a swear is one of the worst things you could do' thing. As such, Arlo shares a similar mindset, typically choosing not to swear for politeness sake but at the same time not seeing it as a big deal. That being said, this boy is 15 going on 16, so he certainly knows a few of the words - and the first time he swears, for anyone around to hear it it's literally like a brick to the face in terms of how caught off guard they are, lol.

Bertie: Similar to Arlo, she doesn't mind hearing other people curse, but very much feels awkward and self-conscious about doing it herself, at least around others. While she still only does it when she's feeling really emotional or stressed, she's a lot more likely to curse when she's completely alone.

Ansel: Given all that this guy put into his social image and trying to fit into high society, it's nearly impossible for him to actually curse out loud. He's just gotten too used to censoring himself for the sake of keeping up appearances, save for the occasional "damn" or "hell" (or frustrated squawk). THAT BEING SAID, you can bet that when he's super stressed and freaking out about something, while he may be silent on the outside, his inner monologue is very swear-heavy, lol.

Tony: Tends to alternate between cursing in English and Italian, often preferring the latter if only so people can't call him out on what exactly he's saying. Even then, he doesn't drop F-bombs or anything like that too often unless he's truly heated about something. Will try to censor himself somewhat around Arlo and Alia, but otherwise doesn't really bother.

Furlecia: Like Bertie, she's more likely to curse when she's either alone or just around Tony and Marcellus than when she's out in public, though in this case it's less about feeling awkward about it and more about just wanting to sound classy and professional, especially in her salon. Plus, she's just more likely to just start shrieking when things go wrong over letting out a stream of swear words.

Alia: Given that she's still a teen, I imagine she naturally uses the 'lighter' swears - stuff like crap and frick - over the actual swears. I could also see her just naturally preferring to hiss and yowl (and likely use her claws) to express her feelings over giving a long curse-filled rant.

Marcellus: The most likely out of all of them to swear, let's be real here. BUT, at the same time, I could almost see him thinking of swear words as too basic or too easy to use (being in the Tank for so long with other aquatic criminals, it was probably like being in a Vivziepop cartoon with how often he heard people cursing). Like- he'll still drop a classic "fuck you" if he's feeling particularly lazy that day, but if he's TRULY feeling emotional or pissed off at someone, he's gonna get creative with his language in order to be all the more scathing/get his point across all the more clearly.

[f3l1c1af0x]

(this post does talk about my scars, they are NOT s/h scars but if you hate mentions of scars then don't read!)

like I said not s/h scars I just wanna talk about my scars and the stupid ways I got them! anyway I have 3 (that I can see well one I just know I have) one in my ear one on the side of my left knee and one of my arm first I wanna talk about my ear one this is funny I swear anyway I got the one in my ear by....young little toddler me. RUNNING AROUND IN A LIBARY TABLE THAT HAD NO TABLE CORNER PROTECTORS ON IT.! then I tripped (I am lying but I don't want to trigger someone by the real reason not abuse nor self harm) and my ear slice on the table corner. I am surprised I still HAVE my ear god now I just have a white line to remember that day I was being a fricking idiot now the one on my knee. this was only some years ago? (don't remember age I was) but I was getting ready for school and I needed my bag (or lunchbox?) which was on my bed (my bed was messy) and a sharp pencil. was on my bed and my knee sliced the pencil. so now I think lead from the pencil is STUCK in my scar so that was fun. now the one of my arm i don't actually remember the reason but I know it wasn't self harm I know that BUT I think It couldn've been from a bad cat scratch or something I dunno its small but long (well thin but long) so I am guessing it was a cat scratch or something similar I dunno SOOO yeah

[throwaway-yandere]

(Nutjob anon!)

HELLO ANSY! HOW ARE YOU DOING? SORRY FOR THE RADIO SILENCE... IS JUST THAT I'm not the biggest Ayato fan so I don't have that much to contribute with lol

I just dropped to say hi, and, even though I just say I don't have that much to say(? But Imagine that faceless Ayato can shapeshift in order to isolate you, making you break bonds, new and old, because said person suddenly have been behaving weird and saying even more strange stuff to you, like how your confused face is so cute, how at times you scrunch your nose while you slumber... you feel so lonely now, but at least a cute cat have taken a liking to you, keeping you company...

...You feel bad for saying this, but, at times, with certain angles and for a short moment, it seems like your feline friend faces disappear, leaving a black void staring back at you with two eyes incredibly similar to the Kamisato head.

(Sorry if this have been discussed before, I must confess I haven't been keeping up with the faceless Ayato Lore IAFJIFGIV)

Well! I'm off to make lunch and bake a cake! Have a good day Ansy! And to all anons!

Oh, and 🐠 anon? As a tropical land inhabitant, I wish I could send you some of the sun that we have right now hehe! It's the kind that burns your skin even if you are fully clothed. Have some cake as compensation tho.

Nyehe, hello nutjob anon, izz alright, we're all busy!!!! And oh my god Ayato's a cat again–

Careful, he bites!reader: again? Mind explaining what do you mean by that, dear? I'm afraid I don't understand...

Okay but fr I'll be taking note of this... Shape shifting faceless!ayato would be phcking OP– dw faceless!ayato lore in the actual creepypasta is wild and I'm still wondering if I should remove details like Hu Tao being Itto's friend and all that lmao. Also as a fellow tropical inhabitant, wanna take our sun away? Please... Please it fricking b u r n s–

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"Sound asleep, I see..." A gloved hand brushes against your cheek, but it did not stir your slumber. He traces his thumb around the bridge of your nose before slowly cupping your face. Ayato leans in closer, his lilac eyes softly gazing at your vulnerable form, but his thoughts were not malicious.

"You haven't had sleep this nice in a while now, haven't you?" He whispered. "My dearest ██████."

For a moment, in the silence of the Kamisato Estate, the lord curled up to lay beside you like a cat would with their master. Alone with your presence and his thoughts, Kamisato Ayato pondered if the day will ever come...

That he'll finally reincarnate and have you in his arms again.

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Side note: GUYS I PROMISE I WON'T MATCH-UP FACELESS AYATO WITH ANYONE IN THE IDOL AU. YOU'RE SAFE FROM HIM I SWEAR–

I'm INCREDIBLY picky when it comes to ayato's match!!!! Him and Dainsleif– although I already found the latter's perfect producer (and his story has a working draft rn). Ayato is such a fricking menace so this is me each time I look at his candidates:

Cuz I know... I know I'd probably end up making his plot weird af and I don't think I can protect his match lmao.

I made it my agenda to:

Don't let Ayato kill anyone this time: especially anemo users

Idol!Ayato will not be a cat. Or an eldritch or Lovecraftian abomination.

I WON'T BRING UP GINSENG TEA AGAIN–

NO FACELESS AYATO.

I swear. I swear I'll make Ayato soft this time!!! I swear he won't be too bad in the idol!au!!! I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE HIM IRREDEEMABLE AGAIN–

[theoutletonmychest]

I don't really understand the stigma around swear words in the first place. It's so arbitrary.

Even when we don't use them, we use substitutes that sound almost the same, with the same meaning, to fill the same purpose... but those ones are magically acceptable.

What is so different about "frick" that makes it okay, where "fuck" will shut everything down and get you a lecture about swearing?

It doesn't make sense. It's this weird taboo on the mystical curse words and it's ridiculous.

Someone, somewhere, came up with these rules that certain words are "bad" despite filling a need. And everyone just went with it.

So now, in the exact same situation, saying, "Shit!" will make your Grandma gasp, but saying, "Shoot!" will elicit none of the expected panic.

It's weird. It's random. And you're not a better person for using a substitute that is practically identical. You're just following some weird societal lie designed to, what, separate the classes?

It's never sat well with me. I don't understand it. Just fucking say fuck. It's a good word. And the shame and stigma around it? People don't even remember where it came from. It's just one of those things they do because that's what they were taught as kids.

Don't use "bitch" or "cunt" or similar, though. Those inherently cast women in a negative light. As though having a vagina is something to be ashamed of. It's dehumanizing. It's not okay. Those have real reasons to remain unused.

Also don't say slurs. Obviously. They are also terrible and dehumanizing. And carry with them a little sliver of the hatred that turned them toxic, which can easily find its way into you. Remember when "gay" was the go-to insult for anything and everything? Remember how much homophobia is still floating around today?

Unlearn the bad parts. Unleash the fun parts. Telling people who deserve it to fuck off is uniquely satisfying.

And, yeah. Like, don't go overboard and feed your anger or anything. But using words when you need them is fine. Even curse words.

$0.02

i never got why kids shouldn’t swear, like if a little kid walked past me and went “aw fuck i dropped my popsicle” i would laugh until i needed an ambulance

[stellocchia]

I have a new AU idea. Again.

Okay, I've been reading a superhero fic today and my brain immediately went "how do I make this more angsty?" so what I propose to you is: we mix a superhero AU with the whole idea of immortal Tommy (the version where Dream managed to make the two of them immortals, but Tommy ended up killing him, being stuck as the only immortal alive since only another one can kill him and he's the only one with the knowledge on how to make more).

So Tommy technically doesn't develop any superpower, but, you know, being literally immortal probably counts regardless.

Anyway, thousands of years have passed and people have developed special abilities. Tommy wasn't initially too interested in it until he meets Tubbo. Not original Tubbo of course, that one is long dead, but a reincarnation. This one doesn't have the traumas from wars and executions and losing his friends and family. He's just a bright-eyed teen who aspires to be a scientist someday and develop gadgets for the heroes.

At first, Tommy thinks that it's just a coincidence. He was bound to meet other people named "Tubbo" sooner or later and them looking and sounding similar doesn't mean much. Then Tubbo introduces him to Ranboo. And then Tommy gets a job at Sam's tech shop. And Sam is in a relationship with someone named Ponk whose arm hasn't been ripped off by his boyfriend thankfully (Tommy panicked when seeing their prosthetic arm, but it turns out they just lost it in a car accident). And then he starts paying attention to the news and notices that the 3 top heroes are definitely Wilbur, Phil, and Techno. Same stuck-up attitudes and poor fashion choices. Also, the guy in the boar mask really appears to never have gotten the memo about how the monologuing part is supposed to be a villain thing.

And with all these new discoveries Tommy really can't ignore the very real possibility of Dream being back. Alive. Possibly ready to traumatize more people. (Tommy has healed pretty well by now, but he is still stuck with the f*cking immortality curse that Dream put on him. A parting gift he can never forget).

So Big Man's plan is to find Dream and kill him. Simple as that.

Everyone else is pretty similar in personality to how they used to be, minus the trauma for most of them, so he doesn't doubt that the same is true for Dream if he's back.

And he isn't entirely wrong. But also, Dream is not as unhinged as he used to be? Still an asshole. Still definitely starts stalking Tommy as soon as he takes notice of him. But without ever having had complete power over the city and without the incentive of the book he hasn't cut all his attachments off and shit. He hasn't gone full c!Dream mode. He's a chaotic asshole, but he hasn't necessarily hurt anyone. (Basically season 1 Dream, but without the mass slaughter he organized)

So just fricking moral dilemma of: do I wait for him to snap before I kill him and risk a ton of people getting hurt or kill him now and risk killing someone who would never even have gone off the rails in the first place?

There's a bit of extra stuff under the cut because this was getting long...

Everyone is pretty similar to how they used to be, but also entirely different in a way? Like, it's them, but with different life experiences.

So you keep having instances like:

*Wilbur, happily fishing at a lake to relax on his day off* Tommy, behind a bush: I swear to god, if he catches a salmon I'm gonna scream *Wilbur catches a salmon* Tommy: Why am I here? Just to suffer?

Tubbo: So, I was thinking of creating a bit of a more nuclear alternative to the classic smoke bomb heroes are equipped with if you catch my drift... Tommy: Tubbo, I swear to Prime, I will fucking stab you

Ranboo, holding the ugliest pig plushy ever: I called him Michael! :D Tommy: ... Tommy: Ranboo, be honest with me, are you and Tubbo married? Ranboo: We're 17... Tommy: NOT MY FUCKING QUESTION

*Sam building a robot that's eerily similar to sam Nook* Tommy, tearing up: This is so poggers. I won't cry because I'm a Big Man, but can you make it so he can give hugs...? Sam, now concerned: A-are you alright Tommy? Tommy, now definitely crying: Yes

Also, to be noted is the fact that this Au takes place thousands of years into the future. Meaning that Tommy is literally like a grandpa in the body of a 17 yo. He never learned how to use a computer or a smartphone. He can’t drive and refuses to get into any type of car because “he doesn’t trust them” and “why can’t I just get a horse?”. 

And he’s working in a tech shop. Admittedly he’s just working the register (and mostly because Sam saw him and went “my child now” more so than any actual qualification), but still, his complete lack of knowledge can still cause issues...

Custumer: I need a new smartwatch Tommy: HUH?! Wha- are you too good for normal watches or what?  Custumer: I- Tommy: Are normal watches too dumb for you? Are you looking down on them?  Sam: Tommy please...

He also is incredibly knowlegable when it comes to history though. He did live through it though, so maybe that’s cheating, but still... At least he and Wilbur can bond over being history nerds together:

Wilbur: So, people don't know this, but it was someone who was also called Wilbur Soot that won L'Manburg it's independence Tommy: No it fucking wasn't, that wimp was about to surrender, when I- I mean, when Tommy fucking went toe to toe with Dream in a duel, lost, and then surrendered my- HIS! His Discs for their independence!

Wilbur: It’s weird, because we found an obituary for all of the old L’Manburg citizens, except for Tommy Innit Tommy, sweating heavily: Haha weird, innit?

[quill-and-chalk]

Shows to watch during the Owl House Haitus!

We don’t know how long until season 2 of The Owl House premieres, but until then I know a lot of you guys need new shows to watch. So here are my suggestions!

*Disclaimer* I am only suggesting shows that I have watched. So there might be a few shows that I don’t suggest, purely because I haven’t seen them.

If you watched the show because you lacked proper LGBT representation as a child then try...

Steven Universe: This show has a wide array of LGBT characters and a complex story to boot. This show ends up having a lesbian wedding! Also multiple Non-binary characters! Plus it’s songs are straight bops.

Legend Of Korra: This show was one of the first instances of LGBT representation! While, compared to shows now, the representation is watered-down, it’s still a great show about a strong bisexual woman.

She-ra and the Princess of Power: This show has gotten some flack due to the POC representation ((As it should)) Though it is a kids show that made leaps and bounds when it comes to WLW representation in media. So while I can suggest this show, I also suggest that you do research on some of comments made by the creators.

If you heard Dana talk about Hieronymus Bosch and came running then try...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorprated: This show was fire! It wasn’t afraid to go dark on you, and it always had a good suspense too it. It was a unique twist on very well-known characters and diverted from the source material in all the right ways.

Welcome to Nightvale: This isn’t a cartoon, it’s a podcast, but I swear this thing is like if a Bosch painting came to life. It’s story is very sprinkled throughout the series so it’s good for a casual listen or an intense binge.

Over the Garden Wall: This thing is short but it’s so good! It’s just the right level of creepy. This thing doesn’t just play with the horror genre, it fricking juggles it and masters it. This show is honestly scarier than most horror movies, and yet they accomplish all this while keeping a PG rating.

Gravity Falls: Dana was originally on the crew for this show, and it makes sense. Both have similarities but Gravity Falls likes to keep it’s weird and strange as more of a constant background element, rather than in your face 24/7. Still, it’s a show that I don’t think any owl house fan would truly dislike.

If you came because you wanted to see a show where a girl got trapped in a unknown world then try...

Infinity Train: This show has people trapped on a magical train. This show is an expert at giving you -just- enough information. It gets to a point where, in the span of an hour, you get lost in the world with these characters.

Kipo Age of the Wonderbeast: This show is less magical and more sci-fi. It has a very unique take on the ‘lost in the magical world’ genre and all the characters are lovable. Also, the sound track for this show slaps, seriously I would watch this show just for the music alone.

Amphibia: This show’s plot moves at around the same pace as the Owl House, maybe even a bit slower. It’s an easy watch even though it’s very obvious that there is a bigger story a foot. Also it’s just straight up hilarious.

If you watched cause someone told you S2 might be toppling some governments then try...

Avatar The Last Airbender: This shows whole plot is getting a 12 year old boy to dismantle a 100 year old dictatorship so if that doesn’t get you interested then I don’t know what will.

Young Justice: While governments are never toppled, they are heavily critiqued. This show explores themes that aren’t typically explored in children’s shows, and honestly it’s a refreshing take on the superhero genre.

That’s all my suggestions. If you have any suggestions then don’t be afraid to add on.

[randomland69]

I love this so fricking much omg, this is exactly how I see this, I really do want there to be some kind of understanding between vox and angel, I hope that vox isn’t a complete asswhole.

Also he has Vark, his pet shark dog thing, who he seems to love. Or at least I hope he does. I feel like because of vark it would help vox have a more caring side to him. The idea of him an angel having that similarity is such a good idea, and could make things play out in a very interesting way. Val manipulates vox I swear. I bet vox and angel could get along well if they tried, I have the feeling vox is nice to those he’s close to.

I’m excited to see more of this series and will be ecstatic to see how certain characters that I love end up.

meta about Vox & abuse with a side of Angel

Posting about Vox today reminded me of the thoughts I had a few days ago when the Insta accounts first posted those pics of Val smashing Vox’s face for getting his drink order wrong. So here’s a post mainly about Vox but a little about Angel.

So we’ve got confirmation that Val has shattered Vox’s screen multiple times at this point. But there’s been no evidence of violence from Vox toward Val, has there? I think it’s all been one-sided. Think mention was made that Vox broke Val’s TV at one point, but as far as I can recall that was a one off—whereas Val has threatened to beat Vox’s face in more than once and done so more than once.

Cut for length but also for mentions of abuse—mainly just about how that abuse could affect the narrative/character arcs rather than discussing it in detail.

Keep reading

[catras-witchy-girlfriend]

-Witchy Things w/ Catra!- Domestic!

TW: Light hearted mention of getting high, slightly suggestive, possible religious trauma tw, though reader is a fantasy witch, real practices are mentioned below, slight mention of shadow weaver's abuse.

-You making protective shactels for Catra to tie around her belt.

-You making Catra tea whenever she seems stressed.

-After learning to garden from Perfuma, Catra began planting common herbs from your spells, just in case you ever ran out.

-Framed lovers card you pulled when you first asked your deck about her.

-Your friends calling Catra your familiar because they know it annoys her. Lol

-Catra complaining when the house smells like smoke.

-Catra is really sensitive to the smell of sage, so you go around the house ringing bells every other month.

-Your neighbors think you're both very strange.

-I know we all joke about it, but Catra totally grows catnip and weed in the garden.

-Upside down tarot reading when you're both high.

-Catra pulling your witch hat over your eyes when youre being a brat.

-You telling Catra, "I think you put a spell on me."

-You almost burning the house down whenever Catra flirts with you.

-Catra getting flustered when you get dressed up in your more witchy attire.

-"Do I have your attention, kitten?"

-You know she gets back at you though.

-Catra helping you find ingredients.

-"It's over here!"

-"Wait really? How do you know?"

-"It fricking stinks."

-Catra cannot stand the smell of dead animals so you have to wash bones really well or else you're not allowed to bring them inside.

-You apologizing for your witchy stuff being a bit weird.

-"Sexy weird, I like it."

-Catra messing with the hanging bells when she gets bored.

-"Don't say stuff like that Catra, think positively."

-"I'm positively depressed."

-"...o-okay, point taken."

- Sometimes when Catra gets particularly angry you just grab some string, candles, and paper and go, "Let's set this crap on fire!"

-Catra cannot say no to fire.

-Celebrating the 8 holidays with Catra and those 8 holidays being her first ones.

-Catra borderline cackling when someone implies you're evil.

-"Yeah, she's making plans to destroy the world right after picking up shiny rocks for loved ones, and comforting our plant when she repots it."

-"You didn't have to mention Harry..."

-Catra knows you can be scary though if you need to be, just ask Shadow Weaver.

-Speaking of which, Catra having a small panic attack when she saw you do a spell similar to Shadow Weavers.

-You being incredibly worried but staying calm when comforting her.

-when you bring in her favorite tea after she's settled down, you climb into bed with her.

-You ask her softly, "Can I ask what that was all about, or do you want to wait until tomorrow?"

-Taking a sip of her warm drink Catra shakes her head. "I'm sorry, it's stupid, but-but the spell you were doing, I've seen it...I've felt it..."

-You felt your jaw clench, "Shadow Weaver."

-She nodded, "Why were you even doing that spell?"

-"I wanted to make sure I had extra tricks up my sleeve if the horde or someone attacks us. I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was one of her spells, I won't do it again."

-"It's fine, like I said it was stupid of me to react like-"

-"No it wasn't kitten, I get it. Every witch specializes in their own kind of magic, it makes sense why a spell like hers would bring up those memories, especially after the way they've been used on you."

-Still trying to keep a tough act on, she let out a stout laugh. "What'd I do to deserve you?"

-Worried she wouldn't be ready for a direct kiss after a panic attack you kissed the palm of her hand.

-"Best thing that ever happened to me was the day you started letting me love you."

-Swearing to Catra up and down that you'd never hurt her.

-You giving Catra your first book of shadows.

-"I started this book when I first embraced I was a witch, everything from my favorite spells, to important herbs, the phases of our moons are in here. But, there's also every dark secret, every bad day, every fear, every insecurity, it's all in this book, and I want you to have it. I know sometimes our minds like to play tricks on us, but I hope this book is proof of how much I love you, you might as well have my heart in your hands, and I trust you with it."

-You and Catra being that couple!

-Catra loves pda and loves showing you off, and you love to show her off too!

-Melog and your familiar being skeptical of each other at first because they're both so protective.

-But they eventually grow on each other and are just as inseperable as you and Catra.

-"I think they like Melog more than me at this point."

-Your familiar teasing the freak out of you when you and Catra first started dating.

-big ass bed because the animals refuse to sleep on the floor.

-theyre like little kids, and like little kids, they get locked outside the bedroom sometimes when you and Cat need to be alone together.

-now imagine a 300 year old witch following you around in an animals body picking on you because your magic gives you two away.

-To wrap this up, you and Catra giving each other hope, even without the help of magic,

-and just being there for each other.

-You are each the future you both wanted, but never thought you could have, but now that you do, you and Catra will do whatever it takes to keep hold of it.

[0cto0tter]

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

[throwaway-yandere]

kdshfwe ok so i went back and reread both vision qualifications and sunshowers to jog my memory of how visions being taken away works (oh the irony) and from the way you portrayed, the longer and more unstable you are the more memory loss takes place. i swear i could remember a scene where y/n had their vision in their pocket most of the time, but i literally cant find it anywhere i cant tell if im blind or just remembering wrong or whatever (1/?)

Spoilers: Ask is referring to this fic

I don't think Alhaitham would steal away (Y/n)'s vision– it ruins whatever he's trying to do. He wants them to be near him as much as possible, which means that if they receive a geo vision (it was bound to happen), they'll be busy with engineering, which is pretty much the path to thread away from him. Dendro vision, on the other hand, would give them more opportunities to collaborate. The reader is plenty competent to work in the Haravatat. They've been invited loads of times by the sages but they declined.

It's a good thing Zhongli values contracts above all else, hmm?

(Y/n) doesn't genuinely recall Alhaitham's face most of the time, not just because they're not carrying their "damn grass vision" but because they're REALLY spiteful. Which is, well, funny for me lmao. That's why Alhaitham keeps bothering them and forcing them to remember him. 

They're actively trying to avoid him. If they got the idea that having their vision taken away would help them forget who Alhaitham is then they'd probably consider having it gone forever, only as a threat. They're petty in their own right– I've been writing a more crackfic-like part 2 to VisiQual and it glosses over why (Y/n) forgets faces easily. It uses Crying Anon's elf!reader idea and it's been really fun!… until fricking mafia au!Cyno kicked my door down–

I honestly can't tell if I deleted the pocket thing or if we both hallucinated it. I sometimes edit fics but they're mostly just for grammar errors. I did have a scrapped idea about Alhaitham scolding the reader to stop leaving their vision anywhere unattended and the reader snapped– but I hated how emotional it turned out. The reader felt too similar to Kaveh so I added the "If Kaveh's incredibly verbose dislike for Alhaitham is considered normal, then you are a man of few words" line in the final draft. I ended up loving how VisionQual's ending felt like a jumpscare so yeah (it's obvious by now, but I love plot twists lmao)

"If Alhaitham ever decided to take (Y/n)'s vision away how quic–" faster than you could say "Akademiya" my friend LMAO. They'll probably ramble about Kaveh and think he owns Alhaitham's house. He is GONE 🦀

So finally: "If, hypothetically, haitham takes away y/n’s vision, why, and how would both of them react?"

The only reason I can see Alhaitham taking (Y/n)'s dendro vision away is to make them temporarily compliant. He hates it. It's like cheating on a test. He'd secretly prefer hearing (Y/n) scream out should he kidnap them, even if it's inefficient. Alhaitham would return the vision in no time. He traded a part of him for you to earn that dendro vision, and he's not letting you lose it.

As I mentioned above, taking (Y/n)'s vision is counterproductive, but once he permanently snatched (Y/n)'s vision away he'd be the most affected. Alhaitham admires his darling's wit and spiteful nature, yanking that aspect out will surely topple the Jenga tower, you know? Not my best analogy but I think it sums it up rather well. Without that drive, the reader wouldn't have made an outstanding presentation just to prove a point. He thinks they're incredible the way they are. I think Alhaitham's the type who wouldn't care much if you hate him, as long as you won't be with anyone else, he's "content" with that. Take away (Y/n)'s dendro vision and make his "building rapport" activities meaningless. 

How would (Y/n) react and behave? They'd easily turn into a mad scholar. They don't know why they're so passionate about reading engineering textbooks despite forgetting everything they've learned the next morning. They'd wake up every day crying, feeling like something is missing. It's a cruel cycle. Taking their vision away long enough helps no one.

Sidenote: I never thought I'd see Sunshowers mentioned in an ask ( ☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)!! The fox reader in Sunshowers is numb as heck after Ei took their vision. While, yes, they remember Ei cause she's always there, they don't recall anything else… I wanted to imply that the reader had a relationship with Miko but it's an Ei fic dyifakaoodsf. Kitsune no yomeiri means Fox Wedding. Both Yae and the reader are foxes. That phenomenon happens when it rains. The reader has hydro visio–