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[xofemeraldstars]

✘ S.W.A.T. 1x6 ❝ octane ❞

[ra3theemo]

gabe: are u my friend or enemy???

ryan: friend. best friend

[bizlybebo]

can't color it rn. but here u go

woe, unfinished sketch be upon ye

(sorry my camera sucks so bad)

RAGGSHFJSJGMEMFNKVMEMFMWMMGKWKFKWKFKMX SKITTLE ILY SO MUCHHH

[vngful]

[luvimin99]

Hello Haruann nation, back with some silly Haruann stuff for y'all so eat up

*eats up as well*

(Drawing above is inspired by this one here)

[malwarechips]

grey wind rain world !

[choccorin]

happiest birthday to my knight and prince , asta & yuno !!! <3 ꒰๑*´ᗜ`*꒱

[silvermahogany]

Back on my bullshit

[milimeters-morales]

HE TRADED HIS MOMS BANCHAN BECAUSE HE KNEW MILES LOVED IT EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT LIKE MILES’S SANDWICHES???

[brown-little-robin]

1, 3, 5, 8 for Malware and Shiva?

thanks for the ask!! brief character intros:

Malware is a sentient computer program who has hijacked the sentient spaceship The Merx and is taking everyone onboard on a doomed space road trip to try to accomplish a miracle. Shiva is an ex-space-marines shapeshifting cyborg who had a massive brain injury and ended up letting Malware literally take over the unused 90% of his brain so Malware could escape the military. Shiva is key to Malware's plan, and the two of them are friends. I'm SO HYPED to talk about them

1: How did they meet?

Shiva was homeless and entered a library in search of information on a good place to stay in the area. He shapeshifted his arm and hand into a data port and created a connection directly from his brain to a computer, because that's easier for him than trying to log into a computer and going through the rigamarole of figuring out typing. Malware happened to be inside that particular computer system at the time, and it noticed some really weird, oddly familiar hardware suddenly being added to the system and went "whoa WHAT the heck is that." Malware proceeded to scope it out and realized it was. an actual human brain. a brain that happened to only be using 10% of its own physical mass. huh. it saw the opportunity to leave the military, processed that, and instantly took control of the screen Shiva was using to text some messages to him. Like, "Hey. I see you're not using most of your brain. I also see that you're looking for free places to stay. I happen to be able to hack my way into any system. I could get you housing. Would you like... a brain roommate"

Basically, Malware saw Shiva's brain and went "it's free real estate!". Shiva agreed to host Malware, and Malware moved OUT of the computer and INTO Shiva's brain within minutes of meeting him.

3: What were their first impressions of each other? How does that compare to their impressions of each other now?

Malware saw Shiva as an opportunity. Shiva saw Malware as an opportunity. They joined forces with each other out of self-interest on both sides, at first.

After they settled their newly-shared body into a decent hotel and got him rested and fed and bathed and semi-functional again, they exchanged stories and gained sympathy for each other as fellow struggling ex-military folks. Shiva and Malware were both functionally homeless before meeting each other—Malware could hack anything, but had no home server, so if the computer it was in was destroyed, it was dead. They were both lucky to meet each other. Malware started to think of Shiva as almost a mirror of itself, and vice versa.

Then, as they worked together longer, they got used to each other as people. Shiva started to think of Malware as a... a friend. a very close friend, and someone with the ambition that Shiva lacks. Malware started to think of Shiva as a friend and a project, of sorts. But by the time the story starts, they both respect each other and their different approaches to life. Malware has gained a sense of Shiva's selective system of priorities and no longer thinks he's lazy or unmotivated; Shiva has gained a sense of Malware's deep insecurity and no longer thinks it's greedy or cruel. They love each other deeply.

5: Do they get along? Why or why not?

See above: they get along really well. Malware tends to take the lead on things, and Shiva is fine with that, but Shiva asserts himself when he wants to. It is.... not a perfect relationship, but they absolutely get along. Shiva finds Malware funny, which helps. Malware finds Shiva restful to be around, for the most part, which also helps. Malware lets Shiva make decisions about preferences, and Shiva lets Malware make decisions about goals. Malware steers their life in the big picture, and Shiva steers their life in the details.

8: How do they communicate with each other? Are there any recurring phrases or gestures unique to their relationship?

When they're sharing a brain, they speak out loud to each other. Telepathy isn't a thing in this au; they can't just think to each other; and they're not exactly co-conscious, they're just both in Shiva's brain. They take turns controlling Shiva's mouth. This has created trouble for them when people noticed Shiva seemingly talking to himself, and Shiva's threatening appearance (he's got knife-bladed wings, for one thing) works against him here. People call the authorities on him.

BUT I'M GETTING OFF-TRACK. Shiva and Malware talk to each other out loud in private. They refer to each other as "roommates" because of the brain situation. When they're in public, they have a whole private code of physical gestures. Even when Malware temporarily leaves Shiva's head to hijack Merx, Shiva still makes gestures they'd developed as means of communication to avoid trouble. At one memorable point, Malware is arguing with Merx (out loud) (on the ship's speakers), and Shiva stops chopping tubers and calmly goes and sits down and closes his eyes, and Malware shuts up. because sitting down and shutting their eyes used to be what Shiva did to inform Malware that their conversation was over and he was getting a physical or metaphorical headache.

[sleepyfurnace]

I LOVE THEMM AAAA THEYRE SOO AAHHHHHGHHAHVZNAUGAVZ

[superbattrash]

Wanting to talk about your yaoi/bl obsession but ever since you picked up your first one at age 11 (shut up), you have had the unfortunate fate of falling in love with the most horrible, toxic, red flag character driven stories and apparently saying “but look how hot he is” isn’t a valid excuse for normal people who didn’t spend their entire young adulthood / teenage years (and now actual adulthood) lusting over 2d men twice their age

*cries in bad taste in fictional men*

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

(Arthur)"I thought I told you to ride for Camelot."

(Gwen)"You might be a prince, but I don't always have to do what you tell me to."

*flash to Arthur looking at Elyan in exasperation*

[hallowed-somnolence]

GAY PEOPLE REAL!!!!!1!1!!!!!1!! 💥💥💥💥

+ a critter

[xitty]

Aaaaaaaa they are so adasfgsgaafs ❤️❤️❤️

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i said the same thing!!! gojo will always be my little mischievous cat lover for life!!!

SO VERY REAL OF YOU ANON 🫂🫂🫂 if nobody got me i know you and the cat ppl moots got me!!