#THEIR MOTHER JUST GOT MURDERED

[chrissdollie]

i just started season 5 of dexter and oh my gosh i have never cried so much watching a show

[bixels]

vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.

[junespriince]

Little Chickadee meet little Sparkle au

8yo Dick, picks up 3yo Wally: so this baby kid flash?

Barry: yeah, this is apparently him at three years old according to Iris.

Dick, looks at the tiny boy in his arms: and his dad hated him!? Adults are useless.

Bruce, sighed: can't wait for Constantine and zatanna to fix this... Alfred where's the leash? *Leaves*

Dick, gives Barry, Wally back: I will make sure nobody hurts him again.

Barry: aw, that's so sweet of you.

A few hours later

Bruce: I told you to watch him, how could you let him get away!?

Barry: he said he went to the bathroom, how was i supposed to know he would leave, the time I knew him he listened in Central!

Wally, fussy because people are yelling:

Bruce: where could he have gone to, all his usual hits are protected.

Barry: ... Oh my god, OH MY GOD HE'S AFTER RUDY!

Bruce: Rudy?

Barry, grabbing his things: Wally's shitty bio dad, he read Canary's file on Wally and asked me questions.

Bruce: AND YOU GAVE THEM TO HIM, FREELY!?

Barry: I'm sorry I forgot he was blood thirsty as a child, okay!

Jason, holding a now crying Wally: hush it dipshits, and he's like eight how far on foot could he have gone.

Tim: he knows about the zeta tubes.

Jason: oooo, yeah that mother fucker dead dead.

Cass: I also saw him grabbed Barry's phone and called up Iris.

Barry: SHIT MY WIFE GONNA GO TO PRISON! I GOTTA GO!

[sci-bax]

Sebastian Solace sleeping peaceful in 4k hyper resolution oculus meta quest 2 quality

Drew him sleeping cause of this:

Same drawing but without the slight darker filter over it:

I wanna draw fish man angst

Also its 4am so im going to sleep goodnight, or goodmorning idk

[winepresswrath]

I will laugh so hard if it turns out that John is making a sincere effort at being a decent parent and it's such an awful outcome for Gideon that I feel like it's plausible. He's giving off such man who thinks of himself as a good guy confronted with oops baby vibes.

[lesbianbanana]

Hera's relationship with Apollo is something that should be studied, in this essay I-

[ssaltlicker]

Arcane fandom try to understand the concept of grief and genuine rage challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[braininatankwithalaptop]

I've been thinking about mother of learning, and what genres of video games Zorian's story would be most apt for, and to my horror one of those point and click escape room games is becoming more and more appropriate the more I think of it.

[gilded-gheists]

JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.

[seasaltmemories]

Thinking about my boy

[seaweedstarshine]

RIP Krakoa 🌹 I can’t lie I’ve been kinda behind since midway through Fall of X I’m gonna catch up before my first SDCC this summer but I hear Vulcan didn’t see much action anyway. Anyway my hand slipped and I found myself looking into the eyes of my canonically psychotic son the best Summers brother who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life, (he’s done lotsa wrong things but I love him more for it)

[thesmokinpossum]

when i tell you my jaw hit the fucking floor at this scene...

[cherryvanillacokee]

i have never seen a character take this many L’s i swear to god

[bibleofficial]

sometimes i do shit that i just end up looking back at myself like 😐 for. example: i caught a fly & put it outside

[screamingcrows]

Caprisun urethrae anon here.

Although your reaction satisfies me (I'm laughing my ass off on my way to work), I thought I should clarify.

1. No, it's not meant to make sense. It was, what, 1 AM when I wrote this?

2. It's not about a specific character, I suppose that's just my brains way of relaxing before bed.

3. I'm not expecting you to write about it, I just had a funny thought and thought I might share.

4. "But, there's already a hole???" There's a hole on actual caprisuns too, but you don't go giving cunnilingus on the juice sack.🙄/j /lh

Now I got your timezone >:3

If that's your way of relaxing before bed, I think we'd be great at a sleepover together (unironically - maybe not great for everyone around us tho)

Just wanted to put it out there because for some reason I've had a lot of urine related asks xD?? I'm also a liar. I actually have a draft involving urine so there's that.

First of all, poking a hole and then sucking the juice without the straw is a 10/10 experience. (I hope there isn't already a hole in your capri sun before you make it yourself lmao) Second, you specifically said "pierce your urethra" which corresponds to the straw of the capri sun (see fig. 1) which would be an odd thing to do since there's already direct access to that. Having a break on your straw is shit. If we wanna get freaky, I think piercing the ureter is a more fun way to go

The tone tag for everything above is something like "anon, I'm laughing so hard right now, this is good fun, thank you" which I guess corresponds to /lh

also have a nice day at work!

[kuvasauce]

JADE SHADOWS SPOILER

so you know how wf has warnings about stuff, like in the Jade Shadows quest, is it really locking you outta content if you say yeah motherhood ain't for me when the actual quest is about oh you know pregnancy and POST PARTUM DEATH and infant in danger (void fucking forbid Stalker was killed while holding his son) you know. all that good stuff. also how about a whole ass warning of child soldiers and asking em to come back to the place of possibly their greatest trauma, or the savior complex to save trafficked people in the Glast Gambit, then putting yourself in their traditions (there are other ways to get Nidus' blueprint now tho). there are a lot of things that make me vehemently angry about warframe plot cos they hit hard (lotus and ballas' relationship - no warning there) or the gaslighting of lotus and her role as mother (big deal for me, why I've completely rewritten my Tenno's story so he doesn't even know Lotus). The story of warframe is moving for sure and I adore it. I just don't like the lone tenno narrative pushed on me (at least the drifter gives me a different pov).

Can I tell you how excited I was in the New War, to play as the Drifter with no real abilities? I thought I was just someone random, someone unimportant to the Tenno cause, perhaps a Syndicate member. Just saying if there's gonna be warnings for plot points maybe have more different ways to approach the warframe universe, though that might be a huge ask for such an intense story.