#vs if the rustling in the bushes says something they’ll be LIT UP like a CHRISTMAS TREE ALSKAKSLAKSLAKSLAJSLAJSL
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sometimes i do shit that i just end up looking back at myself like 😐 for. example: i caught a fly & put it outside
#stream#a fly#🪰#<- that#like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSAKSLAJSKAKSL#literally he got on my finger & i was holding him out the window to fly off but then he wasn’t so i put him in the windowsill planter & then#he flew off ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKLSKLSKAK#WHO CATCHES A FLY TO RELEASE OUTSIDE#ITS A FLY !!!!!#that one post that’s like ‘would it not sing in gods choir of creatures’ real#i know what my mother would do & it’s u know ring a dish towel a bit & WHACK swat it she’s a professional at MURDER but i Cannot#me vs my mother: i’d kill a man without blinking they way she’d kill a bug#ALSKALSJLAJSLAJSLAJDLAJSLAJKSKAK#literally it’s like *rustling in the bushes* *starts aiming* *bear pops out* WHEW it’s just a bear#vs if the rustling in the bushes says something they’ll be LIT UP like a CHRISTMAS TREE ALSKAKSLAKSLAKSLAJSLAJSL
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