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i beg you, if you watch any of the full video you watch the first 3-4 minutes. The hats are SO fucking stupid. Trott was introduced first, and you can tell he's the only one who "read the email" explaining how to play.
Zylus's fucking snickering the whole time Lewis desperately chases around Smith and Ross to stay in vc range is PEEK yogscast guarantee
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welcome, players, to altercrafting ! A radqueer and para friendly alter pack request blog for strictly mcyt sources. This blog is run by two mods, Mod Scott 🫀📿 & Mod Packet 🐛💌 , The two of them serve different sources, which will be listed below in their intros!
general rules of the blog / requesting
Mods are allowed to deny and/or delete requests for any reason!
Both mods have different looking templates, please keep that in mind!
Mods will not do terms related to nazis and likewise content!
DNI if you're anti radqueer, antiship / pro harassment / pro censorship, anti endo, anti transIDs & good faith ids. Follow your own DNI! Hate will be deleted and blocked.
When requesting multiple alters in a pack, know that it will take longer. Especially if it's a subsys / sys starter pack :]
Unspecified links will be deleted. If you send an ask/submission with a link, you better detail it! Or it's being deleted.
Rules will update if needed. Check regularly.

Mod Scott : 🫀📿
Scott Smajor - he/hue/hell/rots/gores/guts
sources ill do rqs for : dsmp, ausmp¹, hermitcraft (especially s9 - 10), empires smp (especially s2), life series, witchcraft smp, team crafted, main channel yogscast + some yogscast duncan.
bold sources I'm most familiar with! sometimes, my memory is rusty, and I may get things wrong sometimes. :(
¹ I'm most familiar with my source when it comes to AUSMP.
i can also add on pk content if asked. Packs will take longer. But I am willing to do stuff such as: pk banners, pk colors, (simple) pk descs, (simple) pk display names, and proxies.
I'll also do (limted to blorbos) ; moodboards / outfit boards, pfp mask edits (taking a faceclaim and putting it on an overlay), simple rentry frame edit.
Extra stuff may or may not be completed. It's dependent on spoons. :]
blorbo list: philza, wilbur soot, technoblade, tubbo, schlatt, quackity, tommyinnit, scott smajor, tangotek, jimmy solidarity, skydoesminecraft, deadlox, xephos, lalnable, setosorcerer
Mod Packet : 🐛💌
HI!!! I'm mod packet :3 we have no rq main, but alters have various sideblogs. If a like comes from here, its probably from us lolz. We use it/its collectively, but most digital neos work too! We are often tonedead and low spooned, but I love making alter packs :)! I am most knowledgeable in:
DSMP
QSMP
Hermitcraft (+ life series)
YHS (I have a. Personal rewrite happening in our head)
30daySMP
Scu/slimecicle cenimatic universe
OSMP
Lifesteal SMP (might be ooc)
Witchcraft smp
New Life SMP
Empires s1 & s2
SDMP
HIGHCRAFT (I LOGVE HIGHCRAFT)
Tangos Create Series
TEAM CRAFTED !!!
EPIC SMP
I generally do similar extra add-ons as Scott does, but i dont take request for them. I may do some with request, but generally its whenever we want to. There's no guarantee that it'll get done or won't take a large amount of time. No blorbo list, i am too eepy to think of them. Thank u for reading!
#꒰ 🫀📿 ꒱ ⋮ Mod Scott ⛧#꒰ 🐛💌 ꒱ ⋮ Mod Packet ♱#꒰ Asks ꒱ ⋮ Request Completed#꒰ Asks ꒱ ⋮ Request Denied#꒰ Asks ꒱ ⋮ Questions#꒰ Asks ꒱ ⋮ Talking#꒰ Request Extras ꒱ ⋮ PluralKit Content#꒰ Request Extras ꒱ ⋮ Graphics#build a headmate#build a system#build an alter#BAA#BAH#alter packs#headmate pack#alter creation#headmate creation#radq safe#radqueer#🌈🍓 please interact#🌈🍓 safe#rq 🌈🍓#rqc🌈🍓#rq community#build a subsystem#pro para
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every botc i think "wow this was the most insane game yet. how will it get worse next time" and its always always always infinitely worse next time. the yogscast guarantee
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considering opening up writing comms for extra muns to throw at artists for comms from them. or trades! ive never done writing comms, only requests, so i'm going to trial run it by offering writing (yogscast, achievement hunter, some 3rd life, or dsmp/scu/qsmp) in exchange for other writing or art. I typically write between 1k to 2k words for vauge ideas, but i can get up to 4-5k words if you have more details and some plot points in mind. whatever you wanna throw at me in return, i'll take it! if i end up dropping a larger fic than expected on you, no need to do anything more for me. you'll be guaranteed at least 1k words (no filler/padding bs) no matter what. i'll post again when I'm ready to take them on (holidays are a bitch and a half), but you can dm me now to bounce ideas around ^.^
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members only 'how botc is filmed' spoilers!
nick is basically the secret storyteller and has been the whole time, which is deeply iconic actually. he's got a google doc of notes notes he makes lewis read so he doesn't goof anything up too hard. he also has a very cool skin and username 'noxxflame' so im gonna work that into my storyteller xeph lore somehow. he and zylus are doing the extra filming and there to make sure no one breaks madness without being noticed, so thats why poor zylus never gets to play a game.
if you noticed the spooky smoke outside the doors and windows in the new episode, its because people were cheating by looking to see who the storyteller was visiting lmao. yogscast guarantee babey - i thought the lack of cheating was pretty out of character.
normally they actually select the roles with some degree of intentionality - so the cannibal duncan thing was intentional, which is amazing. canon lalnable hector reference in 2024 my beloved.
zylus is so hyped to actually play! there is some very funny irony, like in dnd, where the people who love the game the most are often the ones stuck on the outside looking in.
they've now set it up so the sun actively sets as the timer counts down which looks delightful
oh they are so silly goofy this video!! i love it
they have a stats sheet for both their private games and for their videos and i wanna see it sooooo bad!!
nilesy and briony just cheating by trading houses, so briony discovered nilesy was the gambler is unhinged i love it so much - lewis punished them by killing two good players, forcing an early final day.
the town lost because nilesy nominated the virgin
NEW MEMBERS ONLY BOTC EPISODE SPOILERS! Its a lot of fun so i'm gonna yell about it a little bit under the cut
to start off with - we finally have a way to make this skin work as a pyrion design! lets go harpy!!
zoeya is back and she's iconic as usual!!
!!! lewis referenced little inferno!!! "Over the smokestacks, over the town -" little inferno was my absolute favourite series back in the day, the cosy vibes were so good.
"look into my crystal cactus" "ok - ow fuck"
triple empath claim on the same day??? unhinged. i love it.
"lewis - storyteller (drunk)" zoeya getting in with the subtle roasts
oh this game is a mess im in love with it - everyone is convinced everyone is evil. its so good. oh ravs has just completely sussed it at the halfway point, well done ravs!!
i love pflax using his own inexperience as a cover - like he legit doesn't know all the rules but is kinda killing it at using that as a justification for his gaffs.
duncan trying to kill himself and lewis is staring into the distance and trying to work out what to do "no i know exactly what im doing" - the cut away to "ok so i kind of know what im doing"
ravs talking to zoeya like "you're better than this!! i know you're better than this!! please!!" amazing. zoeya is kinda throwing it im so sorry
kirsty is so soooo good at this. she just passes so well socially??? shes really good at her bluff as well, shes kinda cracked.
duncan and ravs are getting so frustrated its really funny
everyone in the comments is like "none of these guys are good enough actors to be the harpy. please stop using it." and while they are totally correct, its really funny every time it happens so i'll cry if they do it.
#this is less spoilers because its members only content forever - where as the early episodes will be dropped in 2 weeks#yogscast botc#yogscast#botc#botc spoilers
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re: anon (ur 100% correct btw) I saw a twt thread that was very well intentioned but seemed to misidentify the ppl involved as dsmp fans. they failed to realize the call was coming from inside the house, as it were.
hermitcraft fans, can we please stop blaming fandom strife on dsmp enjoyers coming into the fandom? i can almost guarantee 9 times out of 10 that the dsmp mains are not starting these fandom discourses among hermitcraft mains. dsmp fandom has seen and handled canon & jokes that are worse than scitties or shipping or w/e. all of the problems that weve had in the hermitcraft fandom have been started by hermitcraft fans, especially longtime ones (and occasionally, former hermitcraft fans who refuse to leave the past in the past and move on).
the main pillar of the divison between hermitcraft fans comes in the form of a question: "how fictional is hermitcraft?" fans who answer "it's not fictional at all" are more likely to say "hermitshipping is wrong because they're real people", and fans who answer "its mostly or completely fictional" are more likely to say "hermitshipping is fine because they're playing characters". this question - one of fictionality - is one that dream dreamwastaken literally answered himself in 2020 when he introduced the "/rp" tone tag, meant to indicate discussion of roleplayed, fictional events; this later evolved into the creation of the "c!" modifier, mean to indicate characters specifically (ie. c!dream, cdream, character!dream).
dream smp fans have their own answer to this discourse, and yeah while they may handle hermitcraft differently, they've been separating creator and story for almost two years now. its hermitcraft mains who cant let go of past fights, its hermitcraft mains who cant catch up to the dsmp fans or even the yogscast fans in terms of these discussions
in conclusion.

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Hi Leo! Can you tell us about Lalna? :D <-spent the entire morning reading about the guy because we heard he's a clone
WELP. LALNAPOSTING ENGAGE
this is Lalna. he's the resident mad scientist of the Yogscast, or at least the one that openly wears it on his sleeve, and also dabbles in magic and combinations of magic and science for fun and profit. he's a goofball, although not very aware of the consequences of his actions and how he makes people around him feel. especially if those feelings are negative. he shrugs things off very easily and copes with whatever fallout happens by busying himself with some random project or outright being in denial.
memorable moments include him trying to make one of his rivals into a lawn ornament while casually telling him he planted a nuke under his base as a deterrent, causing at least one apocalypse, locking his apprentice in her tower for 100 days when she got severe magic poisoning, getting kidnapped several times, and replacing his cat constantly while being in vocal denial that anything ever happened to her. normal things to have happen in mcyt.
if you need a guy who has a lot of knowledge about Any Kind Of Science, you hit up Lalna. he's a rocket scientist, nuclear scientist, thaumaturge, magic law enforcer, ex-Yoglabs employee, and cloning specialist. he's in a bunch of different series so running into him one way or another is practically guaranteed.
except.. that's not all the same Lalna.
there are many, many Lalnas.
the story goes that Lalna used to work at Yoglabs and was an important force in establishing respawn. in the Yogscast canon, when you die Yoglabs prints a clone of you, shoves your memories into it, and teleports it to where you were. it's really messed up if you think about it for too long, and as one of the people working on it Lalna definitely thought about it for too long. at some point he snapped and may have killed a bunch of people (unclear on how much of it is unreliable narration), and got locked up in Yoglabs.
as for all of his clones, they scattered to the four winds. none of them are aware of the existence of other Lalnas or that they're not the original. from their pov, there is only one Lalna, and that's them. normally this is fine because they don't cross paths... until they do and things go catastrophic. not in the "world destruction" way, but in the "identity crisis" way. of course, the way they approach the identity crisis is to double down on "no, the other me is fake, i'm the real Lalna", which is all well and fine...
up until a Lalna calling himself Lalnable Hector shows up and starts tormenting the Flux Buddies (flux!Lalna and his apprentice Nano). Lalnable is a card-carrying villain, embracing the "mad" part of mad scientist with more glee than even the most mad science-y of Lalnas, and also leans heavily in the bloody serial killer aesthetic. after some mistaken identity when Nano finds his lab journals and accuses flux!Lalna of secretly being evil, they come to the conclusion that this must be an evil clone out to get them. especially when Lalnable starts cloning Nano.
Flux Buddies 2.0 culminates in a dramatic showdown between the Flux Buddies and the Flux Baddies (Lalnable and the Nano clone Specimen 5), and Lalnable dropping a hell of a bombshell: he's the original. the Lalna we've been following the POV of the entire time is a failed clone.
for further context, this is the first time any of the alternate Lalnas being clones comes up as a plot point. there'd been some hints before, but Lalnable in the season finale is when it finally gets confirmed. it's SO MUCH.
i am very normal about him
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sjips threw the first brick at minecraft stonewall
i just remembered i once found a published research paper from 2015 about minecraft youtubers being gay which is so fucking funny to me
#IM SORRY ITS SO FUNNY#ESP BC THEYRE LOOKING MORE OR LESS AT THE TIME *I* WATCHED SJIN#AND I GUARANTEE YOU. ANY GAY SHIT THEYRE TALKING ABR IS SOOO LIKELY TO BE W SIPS#ESP W THE VIDEOS PROVIDED#mcyt#og post#yogscast#sjin#they go in depth on the 9 forms of Being Gay and like ALLL of them have sjin and sips interactions under them 😭😭😭
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Violet Does Art Requests (Yogscast Pride Month Style)
Yeah title says it all.
It’s June, it’s Pride Month, I’m pretty much done with Art Fight prep, I don’t do requests very often, let’s have some fun!
Send an ask with a Yogs character + whatever flag(s) you want them with. These will probably just be doodles so nothing fancy but these things usually prompt me to draw more than the same three characters on loop so it’ll be fun lol
Alternatively, send a character and ask for my own headcanons and I’ll draw that, that’d be cool too!
Can’t guarantee I’ll do them all, but I’ll do as many as I can!
Happy Pride Month everyone!! 🌈
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I'm curious to know what Sjin's discord makes of this. The apologists will have a tough time of this one I sincerely hope.
I’m mixing together Sjincord and Madcat since they’re the only places that harbor his fans nowadays and there’s a lot of overlap.
The good:
The bad:
This is some crap. What’s Bouphe going to say then, “I was mysteriously harassed by an unknown presence...” Who would she be sparing, Sjin? You? Why does you being mildly annoyed by this matter?
Just FYI:
Really boggles the mind how they pretend at first to be open-minded about what Bouphe has said and then immediately assert full-throatedly that the real problem is confusing harassment for flirting.
There’s still loads of people like this thinking he deserves a ‘second chance’ or an opportunity to change. Newsflash, that second chance was in 2016. And his third chance was in 2019. And he’s still up to his bullshit today. You’re handing him a lifetime of chances.
Are you comparing Sjin to Hitler?
Because yeah, I hate the Holocaust enough to hate the shitty painting he did. You should too, unless you were raised by wolves.
This is a super-common sentiment, not just on Discord but Reddit as well. Folks who literally haven’t read a single word of what’s going on, or are pretending not to have, and then get extremely vocal about forgiving Sjin.
Our mod friend again:
A common interest in a pedophile. And a bunch of friends who have fanatic support of a pedophile in common with you.
These are the people you harbor.
You could literally change the server to any other non-pedo theme at this point. Twitch wouldn’t even accept Sjin back after this, so it’s not a matter of leaving his property alone for him to pick up again, it’s a dead animal and you’re playing with its corpse. He’s coming up on a year’s absence now so he’s about to lose his partnership. Would this creep still hang out with you if you didn’t make a home where he could pretend his Funny Youtuber is innocent?
You know? Where things stand it doesn’t even matter if the squatters in Sjincord stay or go. My thinking a couple months ago, knowing that he’d already made some life decisions that made it very difficult for him to continue as a streamer, meant it was unlikely for him to return but not guaranteed. After all, he’s kept up his predatory behavior ever since he left last August, so clearly he hasn’t changed.
So assuming we were never going to get any official word from the Yogscast to salt the earth for Sjin in the event he tried coming back, it would be important to make it clear that his fans would not be welcome inside the Yogscast fandom. They would not be an unofficial part of the community. And that bringing their “sjinnocent” crap back into the community and trying to make him de-facto official again would not be okay. The eventual goal of that being people would not share Sjin’s content and his fandom would be too threadbare to support him.
But now that there’s absolutely no chance in hell of Sjin returning? They’re less than the Jellyspotter fans going “Kevin’s back!” There’s just nothing there.
And I emphasize again - this counter-return stuff is why Bouphe speaking out sooner and clearer was important and missed. His career death was by no means guaranteed until today. Likely? Yes. But without internal, explicit confirmation of Sjin’s abusive behavior we could easily have returned to square one in time.
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If you’re depressed and someone says something to you along the lines of “I hear you laughing a lot though”, know that you’re valid.
It’s probably often said from innocent ignorance, but it’s perfectly possible to be horribly depressed and still laugh at things. Funny things are still funny.
And in fact you should definitely seek out things you find really funny to watch. Even if you’ve watched it 5 times before, or 10 times before. Laughing is at least a couple of seconds of something that feels nice.
#watch that old yogscast series for the 5th time#watch monster factory through for the 30th time#watch scrubs or whatever#aggressively seek out what little nice feelings you can get#rewatch stuff and don't give a fuck#rewatching something is guaranteed something that you like and makes you laugh#if something you watch on youtube makes you almost die laughing add that shit to your favorites#and have your favorites be a big list of joy#because you'll need it
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The ambiguity of Lewis' response has failed this investigation and community.
Claiming Sjin is neither 'innocent nor guilty' has done nothing but left everyone confused. It has divided fans- many believe Sjin is entirely innocent, or at least that he has been unnecessarily purged for awkward yet harmless flirting. On the other hand, a large portion believe Sjin has solicited nudes from minors and exploited his position of power over fans for sexual means- an reprehensible crime.
Lewis says that Sjin has breached the 'code of conduct', yet the terms of this code aren't disclosed, explained or made clear in any way, causing more blind speculation. The perspective of fans is limited to only the word of Sjin's ex-girlfriends and screenshots they cannot guarantee (so will never believe) are real.
It has been made clear that Sjin has done something wrong- but how wrong? Those defending him can consult the lack of any real admittance of guilt, as well as no firm verdict from Lewis to confirm their view that the whole thing was blown out of proportion. They vow to support Sjin despite possible predatory behaviour (which would allow this behaviour to continue), and can feel justified in shutting down his victims as attention seeking or trouble-making.
The issue is 'complicated', and there's no doubt these past few weeks have been awful for the company, yet this honestly irresponsible response has dwindled my faith in the Yogscast. It has been a month since this investigation began, and over 5 years since these claims were brought to light. People are sad, but only the truth can help us heal. Your community deserved better.
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I’m a bit late to the memetrain, but remember this one guys?
Accuracy 100%, it’s the Yogscast guarantee!
#this wasnt meant to offend anyone#jfyi#its another meme#whos your fav?#says more bout you than bout the Yogs lelle#Yogscast#meme#Lewis#Martyn#Sjin#Tom#Bouphe#Trott#Pflax#Alsmiffy#Sips
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Trifox steam

TRIFOX STEAM UPDATE
TRIFOX STEAM SOFTWARE
TRIFOX STEAM PC
It was nominated as ‘Most Anticipated Game’ at the Belgian Game Awards, received honorable mentions at the Unfold Games Awards for ‘Best Level Design’ and ‘Best Character Design’, and was awarded a ‘Seal of Approval’ after being selected to participate in Yogscast’s Tiny Teams event. The debut title from Belgium-based developer, Glowfish Interactive, Trifox has already been attracting attention. Each has its own unique set of class-based abilities and these can be mixed-and-matched, allowing players to create a wily protagonist with a tailor-made move set. The game is scheduled to launch Q1 2022.Ī Trifox demo is already available on Steam.Īn action-adventure with a variety of ways to play, Trifox’s titular hero is a fox on a mission… to retrieve his stolen TV remote! A multi-talented mammal, Trifox can use the skills of a trio of different character types – Warrior, Mage, and Engineer. Front fork threaded insert is loose/not molded into the fork. TriFox said to file away the inside and that was their only solution. Seat post got rightly stuck 40 the way in because the interior carbon layup was shit. Trifox (Beta).CT (112.Publisher Big Sugar and developer Glowfish Interactive are delighted to announce Trifox for PC, Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S. Got the x10 frame about a week ago, overall it was in line with this review except the seat post tube.
Activate the trainer options by checking boxes or setting values from 0 to 1.
TRIFOX STEAM PC
Click the PC icon in Cheat Engine in order to select the game process. The Steam Game Festival offered a lot of players a first chance at getting some hands-on experience with Trifox.There, she finds an unlikely ally in her grumpy guide. Trifox is a colourful and cartoonish action-adventure featuring a phenomenal fox with a multitude of talents Choose from a trio of classes Warrior, Mage. Elemates is an action-adventure game about a rebellious girl out to prove her worth in the heroic trials of her tribe. Finally, I would be most grateful if you could submit your rating if the table works for you as time, patience and effort were put into making these tables and also as a gesture of your support. Open in Steam store Gameplay on YouTube Prices on IsThereAnyDeal Similar games. For my table, just click on the ' Activate' script for it to add process as well as activate mono automatically depending on the game whether it uses the mono features or not.
TRIFOX STEAM SOFTWARE
My table is compatible from Cheat Engine 7.1 and above but it is still a good practice to keep your current Cheat Engine software up to date. Sometimes a simple game or PC restart might resolve this issue. Icon representing the Steam platform Icon representing the Microsoft Xbox Series XS platform Icon representing. Trifox is a top-down twin stick action adventure game set in a unique and colorful world, inspired by classic platform games.
TRIFOX STEAM UPDATE
The most common or various issues if the cheat(s) doesn't work or activates is because the outdated or update game/table version or compatibility gaming platforms like Steam, Non-Steam, GOG, Epic, Windows Store/Gamepass, Cheat Engine versions or possibly due to any installation anomalies, Windows Version or CPU compatibility and so forth. The main title image for the game Trifox. I can't guarantee it will work for everybody. Trifox is a colourful & cartoonish action-adventure featuring a phenomenal fox with a multitude of talents Choose from a trio of classes: Warrior. Note: These cheats may or may not work for you.

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