#IM SORRY ITS SO FUNNY

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[nyx-xp]

i love that theres two types of william afton its like:

silly little guy he very silly he had a case of the mondays sorry >_<‘ he just baby, he was being silly goofy :3 yeah hes fucked up but he silly little bunny man :3

fucked up guy that is so fucked up. he WILL kill your whole bloodline then look you in the eyes and say “tehe sorry” while simultaneously being hot and covered in blood.

[syn4k]

hey not to bring 2022 drama back on the dash but does anyone else remember the dream face reveal. i just randomly remembered it for no reason while drawing i and immediately started laughing so hard i think i woke up my dad

[disco-troy]

I always laugh when villains tell heroes their talent is wasted. Oh? So you think their talent is wasted on fighting gods and saving the world and a better use of their talent is *checks notes* killing random gangsters?

[the-faultofdaedalus]

deke shaw funniest motherfucker on the planet. he has managed to sneak an ENTIRE tech startup, employees and obnoxious lemon decor included, into a super secret remote shield base. sir how did you get them in here. can they even leave. how did no one notice this.

[wilson-is-a-whore]

House md: drops that Wilson isn’t gonna do his treatment and has five months to live.

Also house md: now drop that beat 🎶

[coderiderr]

Jay, Zane, and Cole: making speeches to people in his parents junkyard, statue dedicated to his sacrifice, the prison

kai: comic book shop full of kids

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[sleepsi]

Legitimately every time i see the term 'toilet jpeg' i start doing the silent laughs so hard i can't breathe idk why its so funny to me.

[older-brother]

thinly veiled wincest content is my favorite

[hoodedjelly]

The Square Root Of Two

[electricpurrs]

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

[skunkes]

the restrained sniffer

[massiveladycat]

oswald is the only kid in the fnaf franchise to clutch a 1v4 with animatronics and make not so worn down springtrap stunned with one HAND HE GOT SPRINGTRAP SITTING ON THE FLOOR FOR A MINUTE??? OSWALD WAS THROWING HANDS WITH 6 FOOT ANIMATRONICS AND WON. AND HE DIDNT HAVE GLAMROCK FREDDY. MY NEW FAVORITE PROTAGONIST DEADASS!!!

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[abstractfrog]

SILVER BLAZE PART THREE - happy jonkday everyone. one of these days i'll draw a scene that doesn't take place at night