#THE WOMEN COOKING ALL THE FOOD
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The problem with Eloise is that her character doesn't fuck and doesn't get off the bed.
Either they shouldn't have had an explicitly "feminist" character and just left us to enjoy the illusion of historical romance, or they should have gone all the way and given a drop, an inch, a smidge of class consciousness.
#it could (and should) have been period appropriate!!#I don't need her to start brandishing DAS KAPITAL or anything#I just want her to give a single shit about working class women#even if it was paternalistic charity!! just SOMETHING!!#this season when she was going onnnnn to Cressida that there would be so much time for academics and art#if only they didn't have to worry about finding husbands#do you know. do you know who doesn't have time for academics Eloise?.#THE WOMEN COOKING ALL THE FOOD#FOR THE DAMN HUSBAND-CATCHING BALLS.
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#double chocolate chip cookies#now she know what we all thinking#fine women + fine food#cookies#chocolate chip#chocolate chip cookies#sweet#sweets#dessert#TikTok#TikTok food#brattylikestoeat#food#foodlr#food blog#video#foodie#cooking stim#stim cooking#yummy
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is there anyone who thinks about the crane wives rpf in this fandom. I am starving
#I have to make all my own food and cooking takes effort#chewby rambles#the crane wives#<- completely braced for potential anon hate but i am STARVING out here#tom literally said in a 2011 interview they're (him ben and dan) together. smh what're we doing crane wives fandom /lhj#crane wives rpf likers (if there are any) come deepen my already deeply parasocial relationship with these beautiful women in my earbuds
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people who enter their adult life and don't care or outright refuse to learn how to cook are incomprehensible individuals
#latino men will be pushing 40 and they have their moms packing them lunch every day and washing their clothes and folding it and ironing it#so they can go to work and they have the fucking nerve to say women nowadays are all lazy cunts who don't want to work and just#want to live off of child support? so concerned to point out how useless other people are when they are the first on the list#one of my roommates grew up with money so she had a domestic employee all her life who cooked her meals and she says cooking is#something she's just not interested in ever learning. first of all of course she would say this stupid ass shit#second of all the thought she has that her financial situation is always and forever going to remain good for her to#not ever worry about food because she thinks she'll always have the funds to delegate that to someone else is so. it is sooooo#and this is without bringing up the fact that she wants to remain incapable of ever doing anything for herself ever because she doesn't#ever. EVEEEER. help us clean the apartment#okay sorry I got derailed by bitterness lol I need to move out#txt.me
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Went to that post to see about installing Into the Pit and I got curious so I looked at the books and. Guys.
In the recipe book, Glamrock Chica has three recipes. Food is her whole thing, the original Chica got a good amount at least, but neither of them have the most recipes. All the other Glamrocks have five or more recipes.
They made a cookbook. And gave the food animatronic. Three recipes. They gave the food animatronic. Three. Recipes.
Like, at what point does the lack of care for Chica specifically just become insulting? They even gave her fucking maze to Monty in the new interactive novel. The recipe for Cupcakes is in Roxy's section now. Not a single one of the Glamrock recipes are Glamrock Chica themed.
They really just can't give her anything can they?
#GOD DAMN IT LET HER HAVE SOMETHING#WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS FNAF FRANCHISE THIS IS JUST CRUEL#glamrock chica#I'M RALLYING THE GLAM CHICA FANS THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP#SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THIS IS RIDICULOUS SHE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED THE MAZE OR THE CUPCAKES#GIRL HAS /NOTHING/ HOW IS THIS /FAIR/#this honest to god makes me want to make a cookbook zine that's just what the fnaf cookbook SHOULD have been.#but I'm not a cook so like. I dunno if I CAN do that#but this is just like how I wanna play five laps at freddy's and then make a racing game of what five laps at freddy's SHOULD have been#with ROXY as the OBVIOUS HOST SINCE /RACING IS HER ENTIRE FUCKING THING/#every day I wonder why they do this. why are they this stupid. it's so obvious. it's all right there. god forbid women have anything.#I guess. these people are just mean honestly like really what's going on here why does the food character have three recipes#in a whole ass cookbook where none of them are actually hers#who okay'd this. what dumbass did this. are they besties with andrea by any chance cause I'd believe it#andrea doesn't even know what glamrock chica looks like she's still yellow with a bib to her#couldn't even google it for some reason#anyway that's enough of this. this franchise sucks absolute ass sometimes#pop rox talks
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ok i think lamento should be awarded with the prize of worst lube in fiction
#spoilers for bardos route#ok so they were in heat and bc this is bl there arent many women around and heat dulls your pain receptors which is to say you cou#could hit it raw#and so far theyve been just doing the classic yaoi of pretending precum is lube which whatever im not reading this for realism#anyways. bardo. first of all they were in the kitchen which. do you have to.#i know its a whole thing a lot of ppl are into but thats the kitchen. thats for making food. no self respecting#cook has sex in their kitchen#anyways konoe was being a brat and knocked something off of a shelf#which. bardo decided to use.#do you want to know what it was.#honey.#yeah.#they were all ''oohh its melting with the heat which makes it slippery'' ok whatever it was flower honey specifically but#i do not think it works like that#+ it looked piss colored in one cg#0/5 stars#at least now were back to getting more lore and backstory which i always love#but man fucking bardo. mean old man who loves to affectionally bully ppl and uses a fucking stick to fight#i dont mean a quarterstaff or any other sort of a fighting stick but. firewood#from the ground#ok mr someones uncle bullying people half his age using sticks to fight ppl and honey as lube#i hate that guy (<- said with love)#lamento spoilers#leevi liveblogs
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Mitsuri: no one will ever want to marry me
Literally every sane person:
#she is so fucking fit#obanai is nice and all but she is mine#women <3#strong women <3#i would cook so much food for her#i am very very gay#demon slayer#misturi kanroji#tanjiro kamado#demon slayer mitsuri#obanai iguro#genya shinazugawa#nezuko kamado
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Call me pretentious but the medieval jokes on tiktok piss me off to an unreal degree
#‘it wouldve been wild like all women know is drink wine go to tavern cook food and die’ shut the fuck up actually#don’t even get me started on the ‘my boyfriend sleeps like a (quite literally any historical period conceivable) maiden’ and it’s all set to#the same Vaguely Medieval sound#FUUUUCK OOOOFF
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"The fight for sanji's masculinity" in a world where being gay is normal and hetero is the exception
#this world is okama land#nami wearing a shirt that says moody while doing all this lmao#indeed#nami 💀💀💀#you do not believe me?? then i am going to jump into the sea#HAHSJAHSKA#haredas chi a true feminist ally#nami remembering arlong park while saying how she bears responsibility for everyone while they sail.... yeah...#my captain is dumb (thinking about sopping her from hurting herself) he is also reckless (thinking how he helped her get free)#and will die if i leave him alone (thinking about how he saved her life) he needs to be taken care of (thinking how luffy took care of her)#do you get it.......#can franky make himself a face please i am with the kid and old man on this one#agressive cooking lmao#'changing the body with the food.. never thought of that' meanwhile the hormones iva san put in sanjis body: 😈😈#iva san please teach this man a little bit of respect for women please..... okama kempo can come later#i wasnt born to be a friend to women.... i was born to love them.... okay.......#iva san making here a quest lmaooo#the thing is thay sanji was happy in a dress and makeup.... the thing is that if he was confy in his masculinity wearing a dress wouldnt#bother him.... but alas.... it does....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 514#commenters saying it wojld have been better if sanji became okama lmao#i mean yeah#and i wonder how they will do this in the live action because they need to be pilitically correct and also allies and this is like a bit of#both but neither.... so the good option would be drag island (also for trans people) and sanji becomes a drag queen (bc he is confy with#himself and accepting) and the bad way would be just being an ally there..#like oh thats great could you help me please :) and iva san is like yeah sure youve been a nice boy :)#so netflix..... which one will it be
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Petty opinion of the day: Pari's Paloma's Labour bothers me for no end for the way it can't pick a setting.
The clip is very medieval-coded, she sings about fetching water from the well and tending the orchards... so like? Are you meant to be a farmer's wife in a historical past? But then she starts talking about "weaponized incompetence" which is a very modern concept that much more evokes urban living and men pretending they can't use the damn washing machine. She's sitting at his "high table", but singing about his "picket fence dreams"?
PICK A LANE, WOMAN?? Are you talking about historical or modern women?! THEIR OPPRESSION DOESN'T WORK THE SAME.
#And also like.#fetching water from the well? tending the orchards?#is THAT what you chose for your depiction of unpaid unaccredited feminine labor?#that is just. that is FARM labor.#all farmers do that.#if we're talking about shit women do that goes unsung it should be... cooking. food preservation. cleaning. making and maintaining clothing#it just bothers me to no end the song can't nail down a time period or a place.#WHO are you talking about Paloma.#is it modern women doing double shifts with work and home care?#is it historical women tending alone to a homestead?#a modern tradwife specifically? WHICH ONE IS IT?#The lack of specificity makes the message lackluster to me.#and like I don't know. you could argue it's something about the legacy of misogyny and how women have been overworked from time immemorial.#but it really doesn't feel like it's telling a cohesive through-line story#so much as it's jumping all over the place.
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Started reading dungeon meshi and I genuinely have not been this invested in a manga in so long (or piece of media in general that wasn't related to Sonic in some way) I'm having the time of my life here
#ramblings#it's so good#the art is consistently good#the pace of the story feels just right so far#and all of the food looks so good it makes me wish fantasy monsters were real just so we could cook them#it's got me craving food made of stuff that doesn't even exist. how is that possible#also i haven't noticed anything fanservice-y so far which is SO refreshing like you don't even know#like i swear if i see anything with an anime style i can say with 99.99% certainty that either women or kids are sexualized#sometimes both. actually a lot of the time#i can just follow these characters and focus on their quest to save falin without being taken out of it by fanservice it's great#.. hope i'm not jinxing myself by saying all that lmao#idk i'm a good ways in and it still seems fine so i probably don't have anything to worry abt#anyways i wanna eat the treasure bugs
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So...
The whole point of the UN is to prevent World War 3. So now what?
#I think we need a 3 month ban on men. All men globally stay in the house for three months.#No internet. Just clean the floors cook the food change the diapers. Build a model train set. Whatever#Stay home and let the women fix this
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Are we entering the era of “Robbie opens up to the words, Yuri and Yaoi”?
u would not believe the mental scars i have from reading yaoi when i was in first year junior high 😭😭 also, yes.
#.....painter of the night flashbacks#now that im like. nearing senior high i've become more and more interested in yuri#i've got like a whole mental list of to read yuri manga because there's not a lot of gl or just lesbian content in general#unlike bl or mlm content . gl/lesbians shows are often cancelled after the first or second season while mlm shows are able to continue#im happy for the gays but it also feels super unfair that lesbians don't get shows without it having to be cancelled immediately#ex. trinkets. i am not okay with this. first kill. grease: rise of the pink ladies. etc.#anyways some yuri manga recs for u <3 i know you didn't ask but i have to tell you#lonely wolf lonely sheep. about two women who have the same name and are the same age meet by chance at a hospital#tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna. two neighbours . one cooks to destress and invites her neighbour when she realize shes cooked to much food#kinda similar to kinou nani tabeta except in knt their romantic relationship is already established#this yuri manga has a tv show too btw and its very cute. they got accurate looking actors to play too#thats it . its a shortlist compared to all tue lesbian films i know of but ive just began so#🫶
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I loved those for cookies. The sweet memory of eating those cookies as a young child. After that, gramma kept the container but used it for odds and ends (not sewing supplies). I was always disappointed seeing it and knowing there were no cookies inside. They never got any more of those cookies after I was little for some reason.
#Not that they lacked any other kind of junk food#At home we never had any junk food#Rarely cookies unless baked at home#Or those free boxes of leftover misc donuts we got occasionally#From church or food pantry or sth#At grammas tho!#We had ice cream daily#We could dig in the fridge or cupboard for chips or ice cream bars#I think grsmma may have tried to limit#No snacks before supper#But compared to home.#And then grammas home cooked meals!#In season food#If it was corn season we'd have corn for lunch and supoer#Raspberry season we'd have raspberry shortcake lunch and supper dessert#Gramma didn't sew tho#Only person I remember doing any fabric stuff was great gramma who would knit or sth#Mom sewed some but#She was trying to be a stay at home mom but that didn't work out bc#Well she stayed at home but had to work#Worked from home and homeschooled#Dad was often out of work broken down and depressed#Mom only knew like basics of sewing#I mean. Not all women have ro know this. Maybe another skill ...#That they like#I like baking not cooking#I do kind of want to see catnip toys tho..#I sewed 1 thing during 4H and them my instructor helped#Went to the fair tho
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help I just read a post about cooking and realized I have the opposite “women in the kitchen” thingy and automatically assumed the poster was a guy
#Basically every family I know has the father as the cook#Like lol thanks dad I’m never going to assume the woman cooks the food#Cooking#women#feminism#I love all y’all women kitchen alchemists too of course
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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