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monty-glasses-roxy · 3 months ago

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Went to that post to see about installing Into the Pit and I got curious so I looked at the books and. Guys.

In the recipe book, Glamrock Chica has three recipes. Food is her whole thing, the original Chica got a good amount at least, but neither of them have the most recipes. All the other Glamrocks have five or more recipes.

They made a cookbook. And gave the food animatronic. Three recipes. They gave the food animatronic. Three. Recipes.

Like, at what point does the lack of care for Chica specifically just become insulting? They even gave her fucking maze to Monty in the new interactive novel. The recipe for Cupcakes is in Roxy's section now. Not a single one of the Glamrock recipes are Glamrock Chica themed.

They really just can't give her anything can they?

#GOD DAMN IT LET HER HAVE SOMETHING #WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS FNAF FRANCHISE THIS IS JUST CRUEL #glamrock chica #I'M RALLYING THE GLAM CHICA FANS THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP #SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THIS IS RIDICULOUS SHE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED THE MAZE OR THE CUPCAKES #GIRL HAS /NOTHING/ HOW IS THIS /FAIR/#this honest to god makes me want to make a cookbook zine that's just what the fnaf cookbook SHOULD have been.#but I'm not a cook so like. I dunno if I CAN do that #but this is just like how I wanna play five laps at freddy's and then make a racing game of what five laps at freddy's SHOULD have been #with ROXY as the OBVIOUS HOST SINCE /RACING IS HER ENTIRE FUCKING THING/#every day I wonder why they do this. why are they this stupid. it's so obvious. it's all right there. god forbid women have anything.#I guess. these people are just mean honestly like really what's going on here why does the food character have three recipes #in a whole ass cookbook where none of them are actually hers #who okay'd this. what dumbass did this. are they besties with andrea by any chance cause I'd believe it #andrea doesn't even know what glamrock chica looks like she's still yellow with a bib to her #couldn't even google it for some reason #anyway that's enough of this. this franchise sucks absolute ass sometimes #pop rox talks

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