#THE TAG LIMIT IS 30??? rude.

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[bakatenshii]

R U BACK BB

I KINDA LURK TUMBLR EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!! AND THERES ALWAYS THIS LIKE TUMBLR SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART THAT SHOOTS OUT SHARP PANGS WHEN I HAVENT THOUGHT OF IT FOR LIKE 5-7 BUSINESS DAYS

[littletism]

🎀🧁 little rules and chores to give yourself when you don’t have/want a caregiver! 🧁🎀

- firstly, make a sticker chart for yourself! every time you follow a rule or complete a chore, give yourself a sticker! and be honest! give yourself a big reward at the end of the week, like a toy from the store!

- no swearing! every time you swear, mark it down in a journal and reflect on that at the end of the week. did you swear too much? think about how you can do better next week. did you not swear at all? reward yourself!

- set a “clean up alarm” on your phone! ideally this would be about an hour before your bedtime. when it goes off, it’s time to put everything away!

- set your bedtime alarm! when the alarm goes off, it’s lights out! make sure you’re getting at least 7-8 hours of sleep! for instance, my bedtime alarm is at 10:30 on weekdays, and i wake up at 6 for work! no screens during bedtime unless it’s to help you sleep.

- portion your food properly! make sure it’s the proper, healthy amount! nothing to little or too much. i have a binge eating problem, so this rule greatly helps me portion better!

- put your dishes in the sink when you’re done, throw away your garbage, and recycle your plastics and cans!

- do the dishes, if you’re able! put on your favorite song and sing along to it while you clean your dishes to make it go by faster. and make it more fun!

- don’t be rude or a meanie! practice kindness with your toys or stuffies if you struggle with attitude problems. there’s no shame in having an attitude problem, i struggle with it sometimes too! practicing manners can really help.

- do some worksheets! there’s so many you can find on tumblr using the agere classroom tag! download them (or print them out) and get to work! set a goal for yourself, and reward accordingly. (ex: 3 completed worksheets = 1 sticker on your chart)

- do something active at least once a day, if you are able! go for a walk, go swimming, play a sport, do yoga, play an active video game like wii sports or just dance, do jumping jacks, etc! if you can’t, that’s okay! i’m physically disabled and can’t be active for long periods of time, so i get it!

- limit your screen and social media time! when your screen time is up, go play with your toys instead!

- if you have a job or go to school, reward yourself for doing well! if you accomplished a lot of work, give yourself a sticker. if you didn’t, give yourself a sticker anyway for trying your hardest!

- read something once a day! if you’re a baby/toddler, read one picture book a day. if you’re a kiddo/middle, read one chapter of your favorite book a day!

- try to do something educational at least once a day! google facts about your favorite animal and write it down, play math games online, watch an educational children’s show, etc!

[a-shade-of-blue]

21 Nov Update: asks are now open, so you will have another way to reach me other than tagging me and commenting on my posts. Previously I receive an average of 80-100 asks per day, so likely I will not be able to see everyone's ask (also I still have more than 4000 asks in my inbox). Direct messages are still closed.

Hi everyone. For now I have closed my messages and my ask inbox (I realize that people who have sent me messages before can still send me messages, but I will not be checking my messages). I'm sorry that this will be a disappointment to some people.

This decision is made after several days of deliberation. I have recently received some messages that upset me so much I cried the entire night and led me to this decision. I just want to say here I'm just one person trying to help people to the best of my abilities. I am sharing palestinian gofundmes on my free time with no personal gain of my own. I'm extremely overwhelmed with the amount of requests I've received. As of writing I have 99+ unread messages and more than 4700 asks in my inbox. I have limited time and energy and I am not able to complete all requests that are asked of me. Some people are angry at me (and other accounts) because some campaigns get more attention than others and do better than others. Again, while we want to help everyone, we have limited time and energy. We are not perfect at this because we are humans with emotions, not machines.

Of course, I'm still encouraging everyone to share and donate to Gaza gofundme campaigns. And just to be clear, most of the interactions I've received are positive. And also, I just want to say that even if palestinians say something that is a little rude or something you don't like, they are still deserving of help. Nobody deserves to live through a genocide, nobody deserves to starve or face frequent bombings every day. I understand why they are angry and frustrated, they are only human.

Still, I am also only human. I am feeling extremely overwhelmed, and unfortunately, this is the straw that breaks the camel's back. I have been doing this every single day for more than 3 months now. I also have a personal life outside of this.

And hence, messages and asks are now closed. Maybe I'll open them again when I'm feeling more calm, but for now they are closed. I will still be sharing gaza gfm campaigns, but not as much as before. I hope you understand.

Links to resources below. i hope you all will continue to support Palestinian gfm campaigns.

The Freshwater pearl phone strap raffle is still ongoing. Donate to one of the three gfm campaigns below to enter.

@mahmoudfamily1: gfm/ vetted (#3 here, #117 here, bilal-salah0)/ 17 people, 10 children

@ahmed-0-khalil: gfm/ vetted (90-ghost, #77 here, gaza-evacuation-funds)/ 1 blind, 1 autistic child, needs to pay off debts incurred from borrowing money to buy food

@ahmedpalestine: gfm/ vetted (gaza-evacuation-funds, bilal-salah0)/ 12 people, 6 children

Click here for my Google Doc with my complete masterlist of all the Palestinian gfm asks I've received

Info on how gfm campaigns vetted:  See here, here, here and here.

See post here for other verified ways to send aid to Gaza.

Daily Clicks on Arab.org. Every click made is registered in their system and generates donation from sponsors/advertisers.

See links below for my Masterlists of Vetted Fundraisers from the Palestinians who sent me asks for if you want to help more people! As well as resources for palestinian students if you are a palestinian student!

Masterlists of Vetted Fundraisers

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 13 - 25 July.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 26 -29 July.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 30 July - 1 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 2 - 5 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 6 - 10 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 11 - 14 August.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 15 - 18 August

Click here for my Masterlist for fundrasiers from 19 - 21 August

Click here for my Masterlist for fundrasiers from 22 - 24 August

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 25 - 28 August

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 29 August - 1 September

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 2 - 5 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 6-10 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 11-14 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 15-18 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 19-22 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 23-26 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 27-30 September.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 1-4 October.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 5-9 October.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 10-14 October.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 15-21 October.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 22-26 October.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 27 October - 2 November.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 3-12 November.

Click here for my Masterlist for fundraisers from 13-22 November.

Resources for Palestinian Students!

Initiatives and resources to support Palestinian students, academics and universities:

This is a list of initiatives and resources for Gazan students seeking to complete their studies, including initiatives, resources, training and scholarships. See list here.

Scholarships for Displaced Palestinian students:

Putting this here for the palestininans who follow me: If you are a displaced Palestinian student looking to fund your education, this document lists the scholarships available around the world for displaced Palestinian students.

[xpau-official]

XPAU Magma!

Welcome to the Official XPAU Magma!

What's a party without drawing? Now you can join in on the doodle fun!

Before starting, please consider some guidelines:

✣ Rules:

Be nice + respectful!

No spamming.

Try to stay XPAU-related! (And Eggnog, he's part of it)

OC's and other characters are OK! (But still XPAU related if you can!)

Have fun!

✣ Please note that there is a 30 person limit per canvas at a time! First come, first serve. Let the party know if all canvases are full, we will make more.

✣ Make sure to add your tag in the TAGS ONLY canvas!

✣ Layers are unlimited, but do not mass-create them. You will be blocked.

✣ Any misuse or rude, inappropriate behaviour will result in being blocked. The deer is watching you.

I'll pop by once in a while! Don't hesitate to tell me if you have any questions or concerns, especially if you see anyone breaking the rules.

Feel free to drop in anytime! Enjoy!

XPAU Magma VERSION 1

XPAU Magma VERSION 2

XPAU Magma VERSION 3

XPAU Magma VERSION 4

XPAU Magma VERSION 5

XPAU Magma VERSION 6

[theweirdwideweb]

I'm on my second career path choice after disliking my first choice (both fields required schooling), and I'm finding that I also strongly dislike my second choice. I'll be 27 soon and I'm feeling like a failure. All I want is to make decent money and not be miserable. I really thought the fields I chose would be right for me when I chose them and had to learn the hard way that they weren't. I'm tired, tired of being a perpetual beginner and of spending so much time and energy on schooling and "figuring it out". I just want to be doing the thing and move forwards so I can focus on the things that really matter to me. Any advice for someone in this position?

It sounds really frustrating. I wish we lived in a world where a person was free to explore careers without attaching a university size price tag to it. Here's the deal though: 27 is not old. I know it feels old, but I promise you it's not. I'm 37 myself and exploring my options and I don't feel too old at all. Many people do it. Since you're asking for my advice, I think for now you can work the highest paying job you can stand and pay off debt. Personal fulfillment in one's career is something to be envied, but obviously not the reality for most people. Show up, cash your check, pay down debt, and invest time and energy into your relationships and hobbies. I imagine your disillusionment with the first two careers might have been caused by any number of factors: 1) A misunderstanding of what working the career looks like day to day. 2) A youthful ignorance to the realities of capitalism. 3) The personal transformation that occurs between the ages of 18-27 changed you into a person that's no longer interested in the things you once were. The good news is that your personality begins to settle as you approach 30. You know much better what you need and want, your limitations, and the limitations of the world around you. I think you'll find the career path you're looking for. Just buckle down, make some money, make a secure place for yourself financially and socially, then revisit the subject when your sense of self solidifies.

Now I never talk about this because it's plain rude and makes me look like a jackass. When I went to college at 18 I had a small fortune from my dead father's life insurance. $250,000 or right about there. I spent all that money in 4 years and landed flat on my ass at 22 with nothing. I worked assembly line, food court, drug dealing, writing for scam websites, retail, online sex work, and even sold buttons at sports games. It took me until I was 28 to go back to school and I had to take out student loans to do it. But by that time I knew what I wanted. That initial failure of losing all that money, in the end, gave me the life experience to make wise choices. It was soul crushing the entire time but even the poor can make due with friends and a sense of humor. Don't beat yourself up. The past is the past. You will be fine.

[mochinomnoms]

okay so i just read ptm and i'm really liking it^^ but i wanna ask, are your OCs twisted from certain characters or you just made them up ?? i tried to guess some of them but my brain is mostly empty rn :')

Hiiiii!!! I saw you in my notifs, I almost always notice when someone makes little comments in the tags, cause it makes me really happy when people comment and talk about my fics (─‿‿─)

By now I think most people have guessed their inspirations, so I'm happy to talk more about them and explain a bit for each one! I'll go one by one and share a little fun fact!

Yev Quispe is based on Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove! A fun fact is that Yev's signature spell is called “Creature Feature”, which allows him to temporarily turn someone into an animal of his choosing, though it's limited to one person at a time and larger animals require him to use more energy than a smaller one. His uncle is the botany professor at NRC!

Timothy O'Hare, mostly goes by Timmy, is based both on the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and Thumper from Bambi! He has 9 younger sisters and 3 older sisters, and would regularly get beat up by them if he was rude to a girl. His signature spell is “Reverse the Clock” which allows him to turn time back by a few seconds, 10 at most, however he has to wait at least 30 minutes between each use due to the massive amount of blot he accumulates from use.

James Bartholomew is based on Captain Hook, though he has no hook (yet). He was raised at sea for most of his life among much older and crass sailors, so he has a hard time talking with others. His signature spell is “Hook, Line, and Sinker” which allows him to cast a barrier that “hooks” his opponent to his vicinity, up to a 5-foot radius; if they attempt to leave they will be dragged back like a fish on a hook. The farther they try to get away, the heavier their body will get.

Wynfred Salson is based on Winifred Sanderson from Hocus Pocus, but likes to go by Winnie. He's the eldest of the triplets and is extremely protective of them. He likes foraging and making his own potions from scratch, so he joined the Mountain Lovers Club to collect his own materials. He is very socially unaware and thinks he is the epitome of the ideal human, though most people are put off by him.

Marion Salson is based on Mary Sanderson from Hocus Pocus and is the shyest of the triplets. He's Winnie's shadow and idolizes his brother, and even tried switching clubs but was denied. He has a very acute sense of smell on par with beastmen, so he hates how perfumed Pomefiore is, as he'll get migraines from the smell. Marion would like to become a healer, like his mother, and volunteers in the infirmary as much as possible.

Silas Salson is based on Sarah Sanderson, though they like to go by Sy. Sy likes to dress up in both masculine and feminine clothes and sometimes will ask everyone to refer to them as he, she, or they, depending on how they feel day to day. They also like to eat bugs and will snatch a flying cockroach from the air and shove into their mouth to eat. They say it's because they like how the texture feels in their mouth. Sy is also an excellent singer and would like to study bardic magic.

Aspen Albamar is based on Morgana from the second Little Mermaid, though his name references her green skin. He tries to be composed, but it's quite easy to push his buttons and get him riled up, unintentional or not. He is a wonderful musician, but actually has trouble with magic, as he was a late bloomer. He's originally from the Arctics and moved to the Coral Sea very young,

Tony Lombardi is based on Undertow from the second Little Mermaid, and is extremely small for his type of merfolk, which is a tiger shark. He, unlike the rest of his mer peers, is really into flight class and surprisingly excels in it. It might come as little surprise, but Tony has a big ol' fat crush on Aspen and has since they were children, but has kept it on the down low. Despite his warnings that Jade most likely views him as a little brother, Tony will begrudgingly help Aspen in pursing him since it makes him happy.

Yaqub Fahim is based on Iago from Aladdin and is a parrot beastman. Yaqub is arguably the most level-headed of all the Ramshackle freshmen, and gets along with most if not all of his peers. He does not like Kalim and Jamil at all, as both are off-putting to him for different reasons, so he is not particularly attached to Scarabia as his dorm, so he prefers to stay in Ramshackle as long as possible.

Amara Goethel, also known as Nurse Goethel, is based on Mother Gothel from Tangled. She is in charge of the infirmary, but also teaches the health and wellness curriculum, which has classes that correspond with both science and health, so she works with Vargas and Crewel often. She has a very hot wife who is covered in tattoos and

I wanted to establish a cast of side characters to make up for the lack of the third years, so I decided that new freshman would be the best choice! A lot of their background and 'lore' won't be relevant in the main story, but I would like to write more about them in little side snippets!

Some of them will end up together or with an unnamed background character. Two technically have partners already, but one of them doesn't really count. Anyways this was fun thanks for asking about them, though I think I shared more than asked lol.

[blackbirdffxiv]

Smash or Pass ~ Eliceyn Birch

Rules: Pretty self-explanatory. Include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. The “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Tagging: Literally anyone who hasn't done this but wants to (if you haven't, want to, and see this? Consider yourself tagged)

Quick Facts:

Height: 5 feet 8 inches (6 feet in [most] heels)

Age: Mid 30s

Gender: Cisgender Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual (Masc-leaning)

Pros:

Loyal (once you've earned it)

Pragmatic

Charming / Charismatic

Observative (yes that is a word, shush)

Loves to cook (and is very good at it)

Cons:

Blunt (to the point of potentially being seen as rude)

Sarcastic

Antagonistic / Incendiary (tends to rile people up for various reasons - usually for personal entertainment)

Stubborn / headstrong

Short-tempered

Details:

Sexuality: Looks like a top, acts like a top (until she trusts you), is actually a bottom (though she keeps that side extremely private/limited to her partners)

Romantically: Ellie is surprisingly soft when she trusts her partner. When she trusts them, they'll find her to be more touchy, and cling to them a bit more especially while sleeping.

Loves animals: If you have a pet or companion that is open to affection, she will ask you if she can pet it. +10 points if its cute.

Dress Up and Dress Down: Ellie enjoys helping her partners putting their clothes on as well as taking them off. She enjoys helping her partners pick their outfits, whether its something from their closet or purchasing from a weaver.

Likes a Challenge: She doesn't mind a partner who will fold a bit at her attention, but wants someone who can give as much as they can get. The back and forth with the "power" is what keeps her interested.

Surprisingly Vanilla: Having a past as a courtesan (though she moonlights as one once in a blue moon) she's far too used to kinkier play, and finds it boring. Sometimes she just wants something simple!

[veinsfullofstars]

Rating: Gen

Warning: None

Categories: Gen, M/M

Fandom: Kirby (Video Games)

Relationships: Lor Starcutter & Magolor, Magolor/Mark | Marx (background)

Characters: Magolor (Kirby), Lor Starcutter, Mark | Marx (mentioned)

Additional Tags: Human | Gijinka Kirby Character(s) (Kirby), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Depression, Guilt, Self-Denial, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, traumatized space wizard tells himself he still doesn't need therapy, despite years of chronic nightmares and lingering guilt, and all his overworked (slightly sassy) mama bird of a boat does for him, more at 11, The Lor Starcutter Is Sentient (Kirby), The Lor Starcutter Can Speak (Kirby), (though only in limited beeps and boops), (also please don't make direct eye contact with the author), (they might be projecting just a li'l bit), (and it's rude to stare), Disabled Character, Intrusive Thoughts

Summary: You’d think he’d be over this by now. Moved on, found peace, or achieved some other greeting card sentimentality. After all, a lot’s happened since the biggest mistake of his life, the least of which being how he went through literal Void and back just to atone for said mistake.

But that’s the thing about trees, isn’t it?

---

Or, Magolor still dreams about being king long after losing his Crown, annoyed by how much it still hurts.

Originally posted 01/30/24.

[rpdepartment]

WRITING A RULE PAGE

“why should i write a rules page?”

to set down boundaries. to let people know your dos and don’ts, to know your limits and help avoid stepping on eachother’s toes! so, what do we write in there?

an introduction: this doesn’t mean that we want to know your legal name, gender, age, address etc. a nickname, knowing if you’re a minor or not and your pronouns will be enough.

• “why should i tell people if i’m a minor or not?’’  a lot of adults aren’t comfortable with playing with minors, and in the same way a lot of minors aren’t comfortable writing with 30-years-olds. this is also to make sure nobody plays smut with a minor

your selectivity: are you semi-selective? mutuals only? 18+ only? are you willing to play with doubles?

• “should i write a list of people i don’t want to roleplay with?’’ avoid doing it if possible

stuff you need tagged: you don’t have to explain if something is a trigger or just grosses you out. this helps your mutuals know your boundaries, or not interact if they’re involved in a RPC you’d rather avoid people can’t read your mind, so please let others know what upsets you to avoid unnecessary drama

• “someone didn’t tag something i have in my rules, what should i do?” try to contact them and ask them politely to tag it! it might be a moment of distraction, or simply enough they forgot about it

your stance on shipping and smut: are you open to ships? do you single-ship, or are you open for multishipping? what about one-sided relationships, or ships with doubles? are you open for NSFW threads, or you’d rather avoid them?

• “i’m a minor or i have a minor character, can i say i’m open to smut?’’ no. stop that.

EXTRA RULES THAT COULD COME HANDY:

the general DNI rules, to make sure people know you don’t want to deal with godmodding or vagueposting, or much worse people like racists, terfs, pedos and whatnot

a list of ships you don’t play, especially if they’re the most “popular” ones

your stance on reblog karma, or reblogging prompts, musings and promo from you

if you play with personal blogs or with anons!

if you’re using a secondary blog to roleplay, consider leaving a link to your HUB/primary blog in the rules!

a password people are meant to send to you do make sure they read the rules

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY...

anything you think might help making both your and your partern’s experience as good as possible. rule pages are usually very informal and might come up as condescending or rude, but it’s much better to be direct and explain things as well as you can.

[trashiestpossum]

hi! you can call me possum. this is a hornyposting/kink blog and will contain a lot of adult content. MINORS DNI. no age in bio/pinned = blocked. no exceptions.

i reblog flashing/blinking gifs sometimes, so proceed with caution. flashing images will be tagged with #flashing gif, #flashing gif tw

🌱🍄 about me: 🍄🌿 late 30s. demisexual and bi. AuDHD (probably). gender is ehh. pronouns are she/they, but subject to change. owned submissive in a happy relationship. monogamous. i am slow to respond to messages, but i am open to chatting with fellow kinksters, so my ask box is open for now. however, i am not interested in playing with you or exchanging pictures, so if i start getting dick pics/rude messages, i might close it.

✨💖 likes: 💖✨ free use, edging, short term denial, forced orgasms, overstimulation, breeding, bdsm, hypnosis, brainwashing, braindrain, dronification, latex, nipple play, cockwarming, objectification, cardiophilia, breathplay

🚫 hard limits: 🚫 ddlg/any other ageplay, toilet stuff, spit, underage, incest, bestiality

NO TERFS/MAPS/NAZIS/RACISTS/BIGOTS. You will be blocked on sight.

i will update this post as i think of more things to add!

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Hey! Guess what today is! Why, it's only... the (third) biggest event of the Naranja-Uva school year!

✨It's Homecoming!✨

I know all y'all are hella hyped, but remember to take breaks, too! We have 🌊HYDRATION STATIONS🌊 all over the place for you thirsty folks! And the nurse's office is always yours to chill in if your head starts spinning like a Spinda's! Finally... if you want to get those internet points for your HoCo escapades, be sure to tag them with #Naranja Uva Homecoming ! We'll be on the lookout!

Now, without further ado... our SCHEDULE OF EVENTS! (All times in EST. Attend as many or as little as you dare!) 9:00 AM: Instead of classes, come to the Schoolyard for some bagel sandwich breakfast! Or just the bagels and jam. We don't judge. 10:30 AM: Bring out your artistic side! Come sign our Naranja-Uva 2023-2024 banner, and even get some swag in return! Rush-printed due to high demand… 12:00 PM: Open Multi Battles in the Schoolyard! You want one, we'll match you with just the right person to even the playing field and have fun! Run by Ms. Dendra. 1:30 PM: Open the Naranja-Uva Club Fair! Wander the school and collect stamps from clubs for a chance to win BIG! What could you win? It's so big we can't even say! (NOTE: Make Your Own Pizza lunch served in the cafeteria. Vegan cheese included.) 3:00 PM: Campus Open Mic! You want a platform to say something? Say it here! Whether that's how fluffy your Snubbull is, how terrible the flight back from Kitakami was, or… genuine advice about the school Director Clavell can take notes on…?! (We reserve rights to pull you from the stage if you're ruining the mood by being rude.) 4:30 PM: Get hyped, because the big event's only in an hour and a half! Join your teachers (and Clive) as they get schooled on the hip new dances of this decade! (Held in front of the academy.) 6:00 PM: Doors open to Homecoming! Pull up with your #HoCoSquad, get some pics snapped by the doormen, and enjoy the vibes curated by our very own D.J. Vice! There will be plenty of pastries, Kitakami-style sweets and savories courtesy of the exchange program, and tamper-proof juice pouches! Not looking to dance? We've got games too! Be sure to check out our selection of Uno(wn), Applins to Applins, and a riveting three hour game of Monopoliwag… a brand new 2P cabinet of Pokémon Showdown… and a ball pit! The fun never ends! 7:30 PM: The show gets doubly underway, with the crowning of the Homecoming Court! And get ready for the Battle of the Schools! We'll be testing you on your smoothest moves, loudest cheers, and biggest stomachs, all to answer the question of Naranja vs. Uva once and for… the rest of the night! 9:00 PM: Take a break from the gym to peep the #selfie worthy fireworks outside, courtesy of Zakuyamo! Reminders will be given 15 and 30 minutes before for anybody to put away noise-sensitive Pokémon and head to soundproof safe booths. We'll livestream the action too, for anybody who's dying to see! 10:00 PM: Just because the dance floor's closed doesn't mean the party has to stop! Choose between Mr. Jacq's Pokémon Trivia Night, Miss Dendra's Super Smash Your Foes!!!! Tournament, and Mr. Saguaro's Gourmet Tastings for a few late-night options before you hit the hay on this wonderful day! **NOTE: The pool is off-limits today. We aren't even touching that can of worms with a bunch of rowdy students. Don't make Goldy the Lifeguard Golduck sad.

[naughtylilbabygirl]

READ BEFORE INTERACTING!

I am 30, identify mostly as female (Neogirl), & am mentally ill + neurodivergent - I'm autistic, have severe depression & anxiety, ADHD, & bipolar 2.

This is an 18+ kink blog. Minors DNI. Again, age in bio or pinned, or I'll block you.

Also DNI: actual pedophiles, twerfs, swerfs, trans/homophobes, racists, - basically all exclusionists.

Read the kink/hard limit lists below. Don't like one of my kinks, block me. I tag everything extensively.

Also read under the cut about what i will/won't rp if you want to do that.

I want to make something clear: I don't 'have' a twin; i did have a twin. She wasn't born (vanishing twin syndrome). So i suppose I cope with feeling like something's missing by having a twincest or fauxcest/fauxtwincest kink basically. I don't support incest IRL.

Though I have CNC/r@pe & pretend underage kinks, i absolutely don't support such things in real life in any way.

I'm mostly here to share fantasies, RP a little, talk about kinks, etc. I don't know if I'm into being in an actual relationship at this time, but, well, maybe?

Don't send me nudes without asking. I'll block & report instantly just based off the fact that that's fucking rude AF. I might share partial nudes if we're getting along, but won't guarantee anything. However, please feel free to share good porn gifs & pics though, and I'll reciprocate (i collect so much porn lol).

Don't take it personally if i don't reply for a while. I disappear for a couple weeks often before i get my good meds and can come back. I'll reply to messages when I can, promise.

Again: READ THE KINK & HARD LIMITS LISTS BELOW AND THE RP GUIDE UNDER IT.

What i do & don't RP:

What i like to RP:

🔥ass spanking, especially hard otk by hand, but anything not super harsh (like heavy bruising & drawing blood) is good too. Paddles, hairbrushes, crops, straps, and canes if I'm really bad.

🔥 pussy spanking very much wanted; would love to be in diaper position or Viennese Oyster position, and would love hard hand spanking, straps, swatters, and riding crops used on me.

(info: no spankings count if they don't turn an ass/pussy at least a medium shade of red)

🔥wedgies, especially an all-around wedgie, flossing wedgie, hanging wedgies, &/or one i have to wear for hours, especially a permanent wedgie I have under my clothes while out in public

🔥having my full bladder being pressed on and rubbed and squeezed and generally tortured; being made to drink several bottles of juice or water every few hours. Also, not belong allowed to pee without permission, and only in my diaper, like a real baby slut

🔥 painful CNC/r@peplay; r@pe any/all of my holes, & either keep me if you want a r@pedoll or leave me with ruined holes and pregnant with several rape babies inside me (maybe even tied up at home to be found by my family, or in public somewhere, maybe with a sign or body writing saying how I am a r@peslut/r@petoy and how I came X times from it)

🔥impregnation/birth, especially of multiples, and the more the better. Also erotic birth torture & birth denial, like fucking me while I'm trying to give birth and pushing the baby all the way back to my cervix with your cock, or letting the baby crown & pushing it back inside, or reaching inside me to twist the baby around in my pussy and make them squirm inside me. I'm into really erotic births where I'm made to cum over and over - when each baby comes out of my cervix, when you fuck me while the baby/s are already in my birth canal, when they crown, when you push them back inside me, when you move them around in my pussy and they squirm or kick in my slutty pregnant pussy, and ofc when I'm allowed to finally push each baby out.

🔥 related: since I'll have so many babies to nurse throughout the day and night, would love to be fucked while nursing them bc it's so dirty for me to cum over and over while feeding our babies at the same time

🔥belly button torture; having my navel fingered, spread open, fucked, putting toys in it, etc.

🔥face-fucking; having my mouth used like a fucktoy by a pussy, cock, strap, et all.

🔥 servicing/pleasing my Domme: worshipping your pussy/cock/ass with my mouth for as long as you want me to, waiting naked and kneeling by the door when you come home so you can use my mouth right away, and ofc all my holes being free use all the time, even in public (and if I say no, then you just r@pe me instead, and picking a punishment for saying 'no', like having my holes hate-fucked painfully hard until I apologize and thank you for raping me like I need)

🔥 humiliating/painful things like cuntbusting, stepping on my pussy with a rough shoe and either rubbing painfully over it until I cum despite how much it hurts, or making me rub myself on it until I cum, having your foot fuck my pussy and making me cum from it (and then clean you up with my mouth of course),

🔥verbal humiliation (like being called fucktoy and baby slut and r@peslut and breeding slut, etc - no mean things though, like being ugly or stupid or worthless.)

🔥incest – but ONLY with a sibling or cousin, & I'd love to be used along with my twin sister (mentioned above). I can RP as both of us if you want two sluts to use, or even just it watch two twincest sluts touch each other and lick each other's pussies and make each other cum again and again - and then you could jerk off onto our little pussies and tell us to clean each other up

🔥being used in semi-public places, like a dark alley at night, or the woods just off a trail in the park; you always make me cum hard enough that I can't help but be loud, and either curious strangers watch from nearby, or you invite people you know to watch. (And maybe tell them how very slutty your slave is, maybe hold my legs open to show my dripping pussy while you fuck me.)

🔥 body writing is Huge for me. I have a list of fave things here (link to come shortly) that you can write on me whenever and wherever you want, even if people can see them when I'm in public.

🔥 pussy and bladder inspections - throughout the day, at home or in public or even at a friend's house, you'll regularly bend me over and pull up my dress so anyone can see my little pussy or make me stand still and hold my dress up while you spread me open and check my pussy over, maybe softly tickling it if I've been good, or rubbing my swollen clit. For bladder inspections, they happen anywhere too, though sometimes in public you'll feel my swollen bladder over my clothes instead, and when I'm getting full, you always rub it hard, sometimes letting me cum from it. At home or at friends houses, you always pull up my dress or shirt to see my bulge better, and if I'm not full enough, you'll get out my bottles and tell me to drink them all, and I always do. If we're with people we know, maybe you'll let them look - to see how my slutty pussy drips constantly, how if you press on my swollen bladder hard enough, I'll cum over and over until you stop.

🔥 pretend underage (me being the underage one that is); i just like to imagine being small and helpless, and you could just pretend I'm either real little but still a grown up, or pretend I'm a slutty little kiddo who clearly needs an adult Domme to take care of me - mostly by using me as your personal sex doll or fucktoy, since I'm small enough to hold up in midair while you fuck me.

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What i won't RP:

❌calling anyone daddy; pick any other title ok

❌No personal pics to or from me without permission for the former and no pressuring me for the latter.

❌Knives, needles, & similar

❌Tickling

❌Being yelled at

❌Chastity devices & cages & sleeping on the floor & stuff as punishments

❌Being called stupid/ugly/worthless/dumb/etc. Call me slutty, filthy, naughty, dirty, etc instead.

❌ Oviposition/Insect- type impregnation/birth are Not my thing, and also miscarrying or having my babies taken after I give birth (I actually love babies and so that would just make me cry)

[froggarolli]

Things I like RP Partners to Know

[I don't got a lot of photos of myself but I'm to the left-]

I like to be called:

Bon! I love all kinds of nicknames though, Bonbon, BB, Bonbear... you can make up any name and I'd be stoked. The only name I'm not vibing with is "Bonnie", it's a little too feminine for me.

One thing you should know about me:

I have ADHD and am currently experiencing a burn out after quitting my last job. It means I am tired, forgetful, and very easily distracted. This doesn't mean that I don't care about the RPs we've got going on, I'm just fighting my own mind over here xhehhd

One thing you should know about RPing with my character(s):

Fizz has been through a lot of shit. He doesn't trust easily, he doesn't let people into his life because he doesn't trust them to be genuine, and he has a hard time seeing people's intentions beyond his fame. Don't expect immediate romance if our goal is shipping, Fizzarolli has issues. Expect him to reject your muse's advances, expect him to fall back on previous progress and doubt you and himself, and keep in mind that he has some severe self-image issues as well.

He doesn't understand how somebody could love him when he's got so many flaws and limitations, he doesn't feel enough, and he lets his fame and ability as a performer judge his character. What I'm saying is, Fizz is a tough nut to crack, and whether it's romance or friendship you're expecting, expect a bumpy fucking ride.

As for Robo Fizzarolli @rollinpinwheel , I'd say just keep in mind that he's very rude and might say some mean fucking shit, and don't think you'll manage to scare him even if your muse is. Incredibly powerful. This doesn't mean that he's more powerful than them, nor does it mean that I don't respect your muse's power... Pinwheel is just rancid like that, if he got scared easily he'd not last a day at this fucking nightmare of a park, or under Mammon's command

First Language: Swedish

Age Range: 13 | 14-17 | 18-22 | 23-25 | 26-29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+

Am I okay with NSFW?: yes | no | some nsfw

My favourite/most common thing to RP is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | Violence | Darker Themes | I dunno *

* Character Development

* Slow Burn

Canon Character Friendly: yes | no | depends

Original Character Friendly: yes | no | depends

Tagged: I stole this and tweaked it I'm basically a thief and a forger

Tagging: @micsmasmuses @cxncrie @rainbowfireworksprincess @etcrnalust @hxllishrebuke @infernal-blaze if you wanna!! This is also free to be stolen ♡

[fates-roll]

Welcome to Fate’s Roll

Fate’s Roll is an ask-driven story with video game inspired mechanics, set in an Undertale multiverse teetering on the brink of disaster where your & the player’s decisions- and a roll of the dice- will determine its ultimate fate.

> START GAME

> CURRENT EVENT [DIVORCE BRACKET!]

> CHARACTER LIST [TOYHOUSE]

> MORE INFORMATION

Rules

These will be expanded on later, but for now I’m just. Putting down what I can think of.

No sexually explicit, racist, homophobic, or any other generally offensive or crude content in asks.

Don’t attack/cuss out other askers for being rude to characters.

While asks about ships are super okay, please don’t send in asks about ships that include anything like siblings or an adult and a child. This includes specifically the Fate’s Roll versions of Error and Ink, as they consider themselves siblings.

Interactions

Interactions are currently limited to asks, where askers can speak to whoever is currently breaking the fourth wall, and influence the player’s decisions.

The current fourth wall breakers are Fate, Ink, and Error. You can’t physically interact with them, but it seems like you’re able to send gifts through now… maybe you’ll be able to do more in the future?

Posting

The queue is for three times a day, at 10:30 am, 2 pm, and 5:30 pm CST!

Once an update is finished, it’ll be added to the queue and bumped up either to the current day or the day after, with other queued posts being mostly filler.

The queue is currently paused so I can fill it up a bit, and may be paused again in the future.

Tags

#Fate’s roll - general tag for any fate’s roll content.

#Fate’s roll chronologically - simple tag for an easy way to start at the beginning. (You’ll need to go in browser to sort the tag so it’s in the right order.)

#Fate’s roll interlude - drabbles. Very very short writing of some bits not seen during the updates.

#Fate’s fun facts - ooc fun facts abt miscellaneous things to do with fate’s roll.

#Fate’s roll [character] - anything with that particular character.

Shipping

There may be background hints at ships, but the story I’m telling is not focused on shipping- the only canon “ships” will be oc x oc, and anything that’s already canon in undertale. And also The Divorce™️.

Either way, asks about ships are totally fine, as long as you follow the rules, though they’ll typically be answered ooc!

Mechanics inspired by:

The webcomic Fortuna (and, by extension, Homestuck.)

Dungeons & Dragons

Extra fun things:

Character playlist masterpost

TBA

About me

Hey! I’m the guy running the blog. You can call me Lamb or Axe, my pronouns are he/they/xe/it, and I’m 22. My main is @lambsbite, and my utmv specific side blog is @lambsbones.

I use a more simplified style here for the sake of both my time & enjoyment! And arms.

If any dialogue comes across as weird or off, it’s either on purpose for characterization or because I’m autistic.

… idk what else to put here lol. Thanks for looking through this all!

[acourtofthought]

listen you have no idea how much I appreciate you!! How you always have an answer to everything those bitches (I'm sorry I'm at my limits) have to say that makes absolutely zero sense. And how they always want to stir some shit to get a rise out of us so they can say "hey look they're rude to us :(" but you always answer with certainty and respect unlike some ppl (even tho we have so many SS from them telling us to k*ll ourselves)

But I hope you're looking out for yourself. Bc me personally can't handle them. I can't deal with stupidity and argue with a grown ass person who feels like arguing with a wall, incapable of changing for an ounce and act all childish. I know how tiring and harmful it can be.

I and so many others have read enough sjm books to know who will be the next couples of the series and I really think the only thing that will make the shut the fuck up is waiting for the next book confirmation. Time will tell.

Thank you for the check in ❤️

Honestly, I have it easy compared to some of the other peoples experiences on here so it's not fair for me to complain. And it's on me for engaging with some of the stuff they put up because I am capable of turning my head and leaving it be.

Which I usually do because I don't go searching for their posts. However I do occasionally check my "Your Tags" section and the Elucien / Lucien tags were used in a clearly Anti Elucien post. This isn't the first time this week I've seen it happen across the fandom so the repeated behavior tends to spike my argumentative side and that in of itself is childish to a degree but at times it feels like you want the other side to be heard too, you know? They go around shouting the loudest thinking it means they have something on us, more proof of something, and I guess something about that feels unfair to me.

It's always canon this and canon that for them while ignoring all the other canon that exists. Being selective with canon is going to be the thing to bite them in the ass in the end because these books are not just what happens when Elain and Az are on page together. They definitely don't like "canon" when it tells us Az hasn't thought of a future with Elain. They don't like canon when the thought of Gwyn's happiness sparked something in his chest.

And SJM doesn't talk about all the little hints and crumbs she laid out for Elain's journey only for some in the fandom to think that the things that are wide out in the open (like Az and Elain wanting to kiss) are the full picture. Feyre saying, "why not make them mates?" wouldn't be a crumb or a hint, that would be SJM leaving nothing to the imagination. A crumb is something like "what can I get you Elain?" "Sunshine", then later revealing that her mate is the heir to Day. Or "Spring had been made for someone like her" in reference to Elain and later being told Lucien is permanently being stationed there. Crumbs are SJMs way of laying out the mystery of what's going to happen and she wants the reader to be clever enough to spot them. Thinking Elain has no interest in Lucien and it's clear she wants Az because she was willing to hook up with him and currently ignores Lucien doesn't take any sort of genius to figure out. But a clever reader who look a little deeper to see if maybe the "obvious" isn't really so obvious at all, that there is more going on beyond what we're seeing.

But you're right, there's no point in arguing. It doesn't matter how logical your response is, it doesn't matter how much proof you can provide based on past endgame couples and how that means Elucien (while not a guarantee) is not a lost cause, they don't want to hear it. They want to only fixate on the moments that support E/riel and nothing that possibly throws a wrench in that ship and that's like trying to talk to someone about a movie where they only stepped into the room every 20 - 30 minutes, catching 5 minutes at a time.