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hey heyyy!! just read home for the bitchless was vv amusing did enjoy !
silly question how u rank them from most to least bitchless
personally:
1. lhs
2. csb
3. cbg
4. psh
5. jay
6. jake bc hes just there to be rich and happy
help me this question is brilliant okay okay hold on i need to open my brain muscles for this HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
heeseung & soobin - one is biologically incapable of having bitches and one is an otaku. inherently bitchless and bitchless by choice.
sunghoon - embodiment of cannot talk to women.
beomgyu - not bitchless in theory bcs he's an eboy streamer. bitchless in practice because have you fucking seen him.
jake - he vibes.
jay - gets bitches. can't keep bitches. more info in the next chapter.
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***sigh*** thinking thoughts about somno.
i fucking love somno. i dont talk about it enough on here. lets discuss…
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#oh how the tables have turned#heaven sent is so good its my heaven#heaven sent#hell bent#the pandorica opens#doctor who#dr who#12th doctor#peter capaldi#the doctor#clara oswald#whouffaldi#amyrory#amy pond#rory williams#the last centurion#11th doctor#matt smith#karen gillan#arthur darvill
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incidentally i would get the alchemists to respect me because I know how to synthesise mauveine. and they would absolutely not care that i am a quadruple scorpio who disrespects the great work and has stolen their secrets because oh three dicked elf jesus we will all be so fucking rich if the local equivalent of the byzantine aristocracy doesn't have us all executed for purple crimes
#[kicking open the door of the alchemy guild] bad news guys the philosopher's stone is named fast neutrons and will kill all of us.#[slams flask on the table] the good news is that i have coal tar.
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9-1-1 -> 7x5 ❝ you don't know me ❞
#911edit#911verse#911net#911 abc#bucktommy#bucktommyedit#evan buckley#tommy kinard#lgbtedit#lgbtqedit#cowboycoven2#cinemapix#cinematv#usersource#tvandfilm#tvarchive#tvedit#dailytv#filmtvcentral#kedits#only after buck mentions his sister does tommy consider it 🥺#the way he leans on the table when asking if he's sure - he's open about it closing the distance
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Investigative reporter Daniel Molloy curious about the upper limits of vampiric healing meet known masochist and body horror enjoyer Armand
#theyre going to put those killer clown body horror flicks to shame#hes going to have that eldritch horror splayed out on a table like a frog in a us science class#and the eldritch horror is delighted btw. full scope of his beloveds attention AND hes getting flayed open best day hes had in millenia#iwtv#devils minion#armandaniel
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replaying the clip of Cleo saying "etho doesn't take himself seriously at all, but he takes other people seriously. That's part of his charm" over and over again in my head. It's so clarifying to me
#zombiecleo#etho#ethoslab#hermitcraft#okay fine if you wanna be real im making tbis about etho as a life series character#playing face up cards on the table open and honest to cleo because he takes her seriously when she talks about loyalty#grian said he needed friends and etho said welcome home grian#bdubs seems like the fly in the ointment of the statement but when bdubs is talking about buildings and stairs etho takes him seriously#he cant take bdubs seriously when he talks about loyalty and defending him from the washed up allegations#because its about him its about etho it cant be sincere not really#anyway#just character thoughts
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Every so often in the Dubai scenes Armand will do a big breath/sigh thats probably supposed to be annoyed but that mostly makes him look like an 18th century maiden whose stays have been laced too tightly and her fichu has conveniently fallen off her shoulders just the right amount to highlight her dramatically heaving décolletage
#literally draped over his chair at the dining table w his chest facing Daniel shirt half open. it’s EMBARASSING#armand#the vampire armand#iwtv tv#iwtv#devil’s minion#<- that’s what it is 2 ME anyway#armandaniel
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Danny has a knife that if u slash the air it opens a portal to the ghost zone.
But in his exhausted state, he slashes the knife in the air while babbling on about how he wishes there were easier ways to deal with his rouges. Accidentally causing his magical knife to slashes open a portal to a different dimension.
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The justice league were at a loss... there was a small floating kid who fell through a portal on their main table, who was currently screaming something about furries?
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Danny: .....
JL: .......
Danny: is that....a furrie?
JL: .....
Danny: ....Sam was right
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#feel free to add \correct anything#just a promt#please tag if this ever gets made into a fic#cartoon#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#danny is a little shit#danny accidentally triggered a button to open dimensions on his magic knife#he was tired and his hand slipped#now he is on a table surrounded by cosplayers and furries#he is scared#sam warned him to stay away from people like that#danny thought it was an elaborate prank and they wernt real#danny just wants to go home#sam come pick him up#poor boy thinks he could be hallucinating#found this draft at the bottom of my cats litter box
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There was an offhanded remark in your memoir about this dessert. I hope you don't mind. What does this taste like to you? Like almost all human food… Like paste, chalk, like soap.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.02
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#danlou#iwtvedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#*#this gifset got long but this is top tier danlou moment to me#eating their little desserts. louis remembering tiny details from daniel's memoir. daniel opening up to louis without even meaning to#the way daniel shuts the laptop so its just the two of them at the table#there's also something about louis' reactions and the cuts to him but i can't really place what it is#i missed out a sentence and only noticed hours later it fixed it now but </3 oh well
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The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye
#there HE is#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The One Who Live#whiskey daddy#why must you sit like that#???#why#i shouldn't judge though#my legs would also be that open if i was there#omg who said that#have some decorum#jeez#me as the glass#tag yourself im under the table#sometimes the most random things just do it™ for me#idk#and so i must gif them#even if it's just for myself#climb on and ride til the wheels fall off#my what LONG fingers you have
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TWD: The Ones Who Live - Finale Opening Scene + Blurred/Faraway
Requested by Anonymous
#the walking dead#the ones who live#twdedit#towledit#tvedit#dailyflicks#dailytwd#michonne grimes#rick grimes#richonnegifs#tvarchive#richonne#otpsource#romancegifs#request#denim rose graphics#i hope you enjoy anon!#I think I created 5 different PSDs trying to get rid of the muted green color wash lol#i always really liked the way they shot this scene#you can tell they went back to the cabin and packed EVERYTHING#they took the black label and the two glasses 😂#there is an open pack of chicken flavor sauce on the table (yes i read the writing lolol before cropping and shrinking)#also i never realized on first watch that was little rj's ax laying beside them and carl's photo#also the drawing mapping out the direction to Jadis's room#just little tidbits to remind us of their journey here#but also everything abt this scene is about UNITY UNITY UNITY#from their actual act of union to the ax being rj's aka the physical embodiment of their union to carl's photo aka who brought them togethe#to their signature weapons laying side by side; to the shot of him sliding the wedding ring on her finger#there was no reason for the ring to be off her finger except to have Rick slide it back in place and reemphasize they are one again#a visual representation of what Michonne declares later in the ep: ‘we are back’
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Should I,,, apply for komiket,, hm,,,
#me: man i wish i could table at cons#komiket: hey our registrations are open#me: if only i could table 😔#komiket: hey#me: hmmmmmmmmmm
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I did @the-chains-cafe DTIYS!! I definitely recommend checking out Isa’s amazing AU :)
Closeup!
#For some reason the art part of my brain was very happy and did this in like half a day#my art#linked universe#lu four#lu legend#Lu hyrule#The chains cafe au#For the record the only reason the perspective looks passable is bc I traced a room layout XDDD#Cc dtiys#Cc au#the chains cafe#DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE DOORS IK THEY LOOK FANCY AND YET HAVE A PUSH TO OPEN MECHANISM WNJSMSDJDJD#Also where did all the chairs at four’s table go? Nobody knows#art#The lighting was very fun lol
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I absolutely love the Ace Attorney: Investigations timeline. It's just Miles Edgeworths no good very bad couple of days. That man goes through it in this game.
AAI spoilers underneath (like the entire story)
Like timeline wise, Edgeworth is on a plane with earthquake-like turbulence. After trying to hype himself up to move on from his trauma and finally use an elevator, he opens the elevator doors to immediately find a dead body. He then gets accused of killing said person. After proving his innocence and arriving at the airport, he then helps with a kidnapping at an amusement park only to get knocked out and kidnapped himself. After solving the whole kidnapping thing, Edgeworth returns to his office late at night only to find another dead body and is then held at gunpoint. The next case Edgeworth argues for hours about diplomatic immunity. Larry and Oldbag are there. It's almost 3am.
He just wanted to watch the Steel Samurai stage show :(
#ace attorney#aai#miles edgeworth#ace attorney investigations#honestly I like to imagine Phoenix taking Maya and Pearl to like a waffle house for breakfast and#and just sees the Investigations gang passed out at a table (Kay was hungry and it was the only place that was open) after case 5
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thinking about how fucking resilient Jews are.
thinking about my great grandparents in romania, raised in a land colonized by the same empire that sent them to the balkans, still working as tailors and butchers like their ancestors had for generations.
thinking about them stowing away on ships to america so their children could live to see adulthood.
thinking about how many other five foot two bookworms have been in my family. i know i’m not the first, and i certainly hope i won’t be the last.
thinking about how many seders my family has held throughout history, how many “next year in jerusalem”s were shouted. it hasn’t happened yet, but maybe it will.
thinking about the women who passed down kabbalah to their children while witches burned in the next village over. how many mothers kept literal magic alive.
thinking about how every single person that lived before me, every branch of my family tree, had to choose to survive. living has always been in the present progressive for Jews; every breath they took was a choice to fight just a little longer.
i come from people who survived the spanish inquisition, the soviet union, the Shoah, the judeo-roman wars, ottoman imperialism, the rise and fall of so many empires i cannot name them all, and the only uniting factor is them. they taught their toddlers the sh’ma and lit candles and read books and sewed clothes and spun linen and cured meat and davened and smiled and laughed and they did that for two thousand years. ten years ago i became the first bat mitzvah in my family line. the first woman in my family to read from the torah.
i hope they’re proud. i hope i was worth it for them.
#jumblr#big feelings!#jewish joy#i refuse to assimilate for goyische comfort#i am jewish and i will always be jewish and i always have been jewish and my children will be jewish and their children will be jewish#we will not disappear because our existence complicates your worldview#i am not a jew with trembling knees#ngl i cried while writing this#im just so tired of proving my humanity day in and day out#i keep telling myself that we will outlive them#we will outlive their hatred#i will keep my door open like avraham and sarah and i will let them sit at my table when they are ready#i will not let their hatred make me hateful
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