#THE TABLE IS OPEN

[hannie-dul-set]

hey heyyy!! just read home for the bitchless was vv amusing did enjoy !

silly question how u rank them from most to least bitchless

personally:

1. lhs

2. csb

3. cbg

4. psh

5. jay

6. jake bc hes just there to be rich and happy

help me this question is brilliant okay okay hold on i need to open my brain muscles for this HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

heeseung & soobin - one is biologically incapable of having bitches and one is an otaku. inherently bitchless and bitchless by choice.

sunghoon - embodiment of cannot talk to women.

beomgyu - not bitchless in theory bcs he's an eboy streamer. bitchless in practice because have you fucking seen him.

jake - he vibes.

jay - gets bitches. can't keep bitches. more info in the next chapter.

[darby-rowe]

***sigh*** thinking thoughts about somno.

i fucking love somno. i dont talk about it enough on here. lets discuss…

[legendary-lunatic]

‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

An icon.

[thekingofspin]

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

Assuming Robotnik survives for the fourth movie, where do you see his and Stone's relationship going forward?

Well, they can't take back what Robotnik said, and they can't just completely go back to their old dynamic. Something has changed.

I think it could be similar to what we see early in the third film. Stone literally acts behind Ivo's back by bringing his worst enemies into their home, and how does he react? He doesn't yell or hit Stone like he used to, he just goes "what the hell, man?" and pouts. Two seconds later he's trying to make Stone laugh with an egg pun.

Their relationship feels more casual and domestic, even before the sacrifice, it's just that Gerald's appearance makes Ivo regress back into some of his old habits. That's why Stone is so hurt by feeling ignored even though Ivo used to do much worse.

If Robotnik and Stone reunite, I think they'd drop the boss/employee facade. Stone is still going to play that role, but Ivo won't be shy about the fact that this guy is ALSO his buddy. They could be more in sync, more casual with each other, like partners in crime.

It's never going to be a normal friendship (nothing about those two is normal), but it's going to be significantly healthier and more balanced now that Robotnik doesn't have to pretend he dislikes Stone.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

incidentally i would get the alchemists to respect me because I know how to synthesise mauveine. and they would absolutely not care that i am a quadruple scorpio who disrespects the great work and has stolen their secrets because oh three dicked elf jesus we will all be so fucking rich if the local equivalent of the byzantine aristocracy doesn't have us all executed for purple crimes

[unknownlemoneater]

Fuck it,, I MADE A HOMICIPHER OC

Y’all meet Mr. Walls! And he is a therapist (because all you bitches are unhinged)!!! And here’s a little fun fact about him; The door to his room will conveniently appear near someone he thinks they may need to take some weight off their chest and/or need some advice (or wisdom because he’s a very old man)

While I was drawing this I noticed the color palette kinda don’t match the universe, and then I realize I really dgaf START THINKING OUTSIDE THE BACK LADIES!!!

[toaster-fire-art]

I've offically come full circle a decade later since I'm back hyperfixating on the Arthurian legend distracting myself from everything and listening to the same music as my 14 year old self was. But hey at least I have the confidence in drawing them now.

I love them so so dearly I'm going just a little insane, I'm sorry to everyone who doesn't know me beyond my usual fandoms, you have to put up with what rearranged my brain chemistry when I was a kid.

This started as just a few of the knights, Lancelot, Gawaine, and Galahad and then it became: "Oh but then I should draw __" and here we are. My designs are all over the place and I cannot be bothered to actually draw armor I'll die i just want to draw pretty patterns. But I think the mismatch of clothing styles and all that makes it cohesive?

And I'm going with Malroy and T.H White influence as it's what I know best, that being said all the boys have their coat of arms alluded to in some way but you might have to squint.

(my laptop absolutely hates me for this one. imagine exporting a file and then having to manipulate the sizing 3 times for it to even be able to upload anywhere, couldn't be me. I don't even know how to show the full thing..)

[riadoodles]

DATV commissions I've done so far~ I just have 4 more to go!! WOO!!

[feketeribizli]

kendall masterpost 😁 shes just a girl

[huariqueje]

Having Dinner with Pepa - Pepe Baena Nieto , 2021.

Spanish , b. 1979 -

Oil on linen , 100 x 81 cm.

[yameoto]

she’s so idol!caitlyn here

[xofemeraldstars]

9-1-1 -> 7x5 ❝ you don't know me ❞

[lucabyte]

Comm for @starly-amazing featuring a scene from their fic A Star From the Multiverse

Siffrin wakes up in the field South of Dormont...after beating the King. After WINNING. After killing him with their own hands! He wakes up in the field when he should be celebrating their victory with his friends atop the house! They won! So WHY!? They drag themself through the day and to the Favor Tree in the dead of night. He calls out—wishes—for help and the Universe listens... by dropping an entirely alien creature with fangs and feathers and talons right at his feet.

[asavt]

A little idea while I work on something else involving these two that hopefully I am able to get out soon.

[vampelanovela]

Investigative reporter Daniel Molloy curious about the upper limits of vampiric healing meet known masochist and body horror enjoyer Armand