#THE ROMANS?????
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OKAY just so we're clear. thinking about the roman empire is a red flag. they're super boring and lame. they're like the greeks if instead of being gay and drunk you like, conquered people. y'know? the vibes are off.
#like your only response to the roman empire should be#ew#LIKE EW#THE ROMANS?????#YOU THINK ABOUT THE ROMANS????#For what? for why? think about the egyptians (pre being conquered by the romans) or the vikings!!!!#BUT THE ROMANS???#that's like being like#hey babe what do you think about ???#and he's like “the Tories”#“and khakis”#EW#EWWWWWW#get better taste#i beg
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he did it again
#wisdom kaye#fashion#fonts#times new roman#impact#papyrus#courier#franklin gothic#futura#helvetica#arial#comic sans
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
#it's november obvs#december is not like this!!#today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game#while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire'#for 1.5 hours#zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth#and then somehow i cooked dinner
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who up blurring the lines between shameful fascination and perverse desire
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Love answering ”why are you transgender?” with “God told me to” because it’s funny and it confuses everyone except for me. And God. Because he told me to.
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🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺
#ides of march#julius caesar#caesar#brutus#ancient rome#roman history#rome#history#tumblr holidays#tumblr history#tumblr humor#tumblr#march 15
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Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.
#ides of march#julius caesar#caesar#ancient rome#brutus#gaius julius caesar#roman history#rome#roleplay#yeah similar to last year but you try being a uni student pretending to be julius caesar for the 5th year in a row
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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals
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y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?
#daryl dixon x reader#rick grimes x reader#roman roy x reader#coriolanus x reader#steve rogers x reader#peter parker x reader#peeta mellark x reader#leon kennedy x reader#joel miller x reader#bucky x reader#eddie munson x reader#negan smith x reader#din djarin x reader#javier pena x reader#ari levison x reader#andy barber x reader#steve harrington x reader#carmen berzatto x reader#lalo salamanca x reader#nacho varga x reader#finnick x reader#mike schimdt x reader#william afton x reader#johnny lawrence x reader
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Stone cooking supports used to grill skewers of meat by Minoans on Santorini, circa 3600 years old. The line of holes in the base supplied coals with oxygen. Many consider modern "souvlaki" street kebabs a direct descendant of this portable food system. Museum of Prehistoric Thera, Greece. More: https://thetravelbible.com/museum-of-artifacts/
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BEST THING IN THE EXHIBIT
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I love you people going into "useless" fields I love you classics majors I love you cultural studies majors I love you comparative literature majors I love you film studies majors I love you near eastern religions majors I love you Greek, Latin, and Hebrew majors I love you ethnic studies I love you people going into any and all small field that isn't considered lucrative in our rotting capitalist society please never stop keeping the sacred flame of knowledge for the sake of knowledge and understanding humanity and not merely for the sake of money alive
#classics#mythology#ancient greek mythology#ancient roman mythology#comparative literature#latin#hebrew#ethnic studies#fuck capitalism#communism#i love my useless degree idc#academia#university#dark academia#Greek#philosophy#liberal arts#humanities#women and gender studies#cultural anthropology
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without irony: we have got to start feeding these freaks to lions again
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