#THE HUMOR

[elegantpersoncreation]

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[eyeofthebrainstorm]

I used to think "bells hells go so fast, they never talk they never rest or take time ... I guess the group just changed the way they play with experience"

But actually, first thing vox machina did was have heartfelt conversations and go to bed. So I guess it's just Bells hells that are like that.

[tonycries]

I come bearing the truth about Tojo's nipples (gege told me) here's an epic retelling *ahem.

Toji backflipped over the curse, pulling yet another cursed weapon from Wormy. Wormy blushed as his lips brushed Toji's strong muscular fingers. Body tightening around the man's thick chest.

Quickly running behind the curse while avoiding beams of cursed energy, Toji drew his sword in a beautiful arc, before striking down. At the last second, the curse began to dodge, his slash passing through its neck and chest, instead of through the top of its head. Either way it was dead but Toji clicked his tongue as he landed, dissatisfied it wasn't a perfect kill. Toji sheathed his sword back in wormy with his back turned to the dead curse.

Little did Toji know, the curse still had a bit of life left in it. With its dying breath, the curse spat out a beam of energy, before collapsing and disintegrating.

Cursed energy hit Toji square in the back. He felt electricity zap around his back to his chest and nipples.

"What the fuck..." Toji mumbled before giving himself a once over. Not feeling any different, he called Shiu.

...

Once home, Toji got ready for a shower. Kicking off his pants and boxers, he began to peel off his skin tight shirt. Now naked, he stared in the mirror, assessing himself for any injuries like he did after every mission. As his eyes trailed down his body he noticed something odd about his chest. His nipples. Or rather, the lack there of.

Brining a hand up to his chest, Toji touched where his nipples should have been, before pinching. Smooth skin met his fingers, the usual pleasurable jolt that would run though his body was absent. Toji looked at himself in the mirror.

"The damn curse stole my nipples..." Toji said to himself in belated shock.

And scene. 😌 ty very much for coming to my TedTalk.

[darthkvznblogs]

Goddamn, Dungeon Meshi’s good as hell

[kittyoverlord]

Ok I finally watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die and I'm in love.

Starkid has always been quality, and I'm glad they had a lot of familiar faces. Lauren Lopez and Joey Richter have been my faves since the Very Potter Musical days (which holds up imo, I just wish it wasn't split up).

[unrav3l]

jesus fucking christ i love yakuza sm

[color-beyond-lines]

I need episode 2 (& 3 & 4 &…) of Wandee Goodday immediately please and thank you

[jttwlmkaddiction]

GD why is there not way more art n stuff about the Monkey King Reborn like damn people that movie is fire OMG

Commence the hole digging. Best Wukong. Best Tang. 100% wins hands down. Second watch, few weeks apart, i let it sit now I’m gonna let it rip!

(That 2016 one with Jackie Chan tho wins for overall modernish retelling of JTTW. That one completely retold the story in a way that still has all the same messages. Mostly.)

[chimchiri]

Goddamn I'm so... deep... I love.. ponies so much...hnnnnnhghhh

[neongreenllama]

måneskin is really feeding into my marauders band hc

[elegantpersoncreation]

I'm just an ordinary woman:💋

I don't read any instructions. I press buttons until it works.

I don't need alcohol to embarrass myself. I can do it without alcohol.

I'm not spoiled, just "emotionally flexible"!

The most beautiful words in the world: "I'm going shopping"

I don't have any quirks! These are "special effects"!

Women should look like women, not wallpapered bones!

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!

We women are angels, and when our wings are clipped, we fly on - on a broom!

This is not fat! It's "erotic usable surface".

When God created man, he promised that the perfect man would be found on every corner. And then he made the earth round!

My gravestone should read: "What are you staring at? I'd rather be lying on a beach right now!"

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[that-scorpio]

Tumblr was probably about to have me fired 😂😂

As soon as I open it I see a girl about to get face fucked. I tried to hurry up and click off but clicked the damn video lol. Honey I closed that app so damn fasttttttttt

[untilyouremember]

Lord Hades' Ruthless Marriage

Available digitally

Available in print

[somelocusts]

Alright alright I'm a little late but you guys were so right I finished Dungeon Meshi and it was really good.

[space-snowglobe]

Current Among Us players don't bond like they used to. Back in the day if you killed an annoying player in front of someone you impostered with they wouldn't say shit, would shift blame, would deny on your behalf for both the bit and as revenge. Now they just report you >:(