#THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKER

[elithegnome]

[zevranslovenoodle]

FUCK YOU GAME LET ME LET THEM RUIN MY LIIIIIIIFE

[ace-and-ranty]

You know what I love.

I love that Lanfear's outfits all have her extremely covered up.

Have you seen?? This woman's boobs?? Ever, at all?? Her badass "strolling through the village killing everyone" moment had her covered up ankle to neck.

You can't see her boobs IN HER DOMINATRIX OUTFIT. And it was still the hottest shit I ever seen.

[lilnasxvevo]

A fic that looks like it’s about to be a Wangxian kid fic because WWX is seriously considering adopting A-Yuan because all of A-Yuan’s living relatives are too old or too sick to take care of him except for Wen Qing, who is an ER doctor and just simply does not have the time to do that and be a single parent of a little kid, so maybe, because A-Yuan loves you so much, Wei Ying, you could adopt him, and then what’s left of his birth family could still stay in his life…

But HERE COMES JIANG WANYIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR and a “We could get fake married and I could help you take care of A-Yuan, it’s not fair that you should have to give up your nephew just because this country has so few accommodations for single parents, I’m really good with kids (probably) I’ve always wanted to be a parent (kinda) and it’ll be a totally 100% platonic marriage because I’m DEFINITELY not secretly in love with you” and then the rest of the fic is chengqing fake relationship AU

[kharnthebetraye]

We all had are gay awakening and the motherfucker was mine. And dame, he just got hotter

[divkazkdovikde]

the twins evan rosier and pandora rosier are canon at this point

[lynxtopia]

Ive been in tears at the twitter search results for these guys for ages but all of a sudden the crispiest clearest version of this image I've ever seen comes strolling along and OH MY FUCKING GOD

[im-getting-help]

i woke up to the screamed moans of a man

[dickbaggins]

hey Janis how is getting moving quotes going?

Oh you said you had to talk the quote over with your husband so they’re creating a false sense of urgency by asking a superior if they can lock in the price? Oh she said yes and knocked 500 off the price but only if you put down a deposit right now? Oh he told you to put him on hold and call your husband? And then laughed when you said you didn’t appreciate the high pressure sales tactics and hung up??

Yeah and then he texted me lmao

Dylan I’ve worked in sales, I know what you’re doing and I don’t appreciate it. I’m just a fucking person trying to move my shit ok. I’ve done the pantomime of ‘let me call my boss and see if I can make this work’ only to come back with an outrageous deal. I sold fucking mattresses bro which is the shittiest sales job you can imagine. Ok. I know all your tricks.

Is there a zoomer moving company I can use where they don’t pull this shit because I HATe it and I hate the social contract where I’m supposed to pretend I don’t know what they’re doing when I have fucking been instructed in the awful art of doing it

[vortahoney]

Y’all remember how horny those whales were for Rutherford

[wideminded-dreamer]

do you guys — are you — do you SEE THIS?!

[neoyi]

*takes the DEEPEST breath*

Okay, it's time...

[cashandandrogyny]

the gay panic i experienced while wathcing the new dan and phil games video what the fuck

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

@astersandalliums whore boots for you king

[pharlapcartoonist]

I loved Stede Bonnet ever since the first scene he's in. But what they've made him now? He's insanely fucking hot! 10/10 character develoment in every way

[hazel2468]

Y’all. I may have lost my right lobe piercing (and good riddance to that painful bitch)…

But I’m in a silky black button down for no reason. My fancy jewelry because I feel like it. I got a new watch and I’m taking my fiancée out to dinner tonight because fuck I’m in Gentleman Mode and I wanna do something for her because I love her.

I feel sexy and hot and confident and FUCK I wish I had allowed myself to explore and question my gender sooner because being a genderqueer masc butch is bringing me so much fucking joy.