#fucking hottie

[sharkpawzz]

UGGGHH MY GODD😻😻

the prettiest

[beepboopbeep0792]

I've FINALLY decided on my fc and there's even pictures of him at 15, AND he looks attractive as a teenager and adult🥳

[unpretty]

How did you get so good at writing??? Did you take classes? I feel like you should get paid all the money for this! (I subscribe to your website!)

after i dropped out of high school i found a torrent of like 5GB of OCRd romance novels and i read like 3 romance novels a day for a while

read enough romance novels and you will realize that they live or die entirely on technical skill. if you are new to romance novels then even bad ones can dazzle you with novelty but by the time you are on your 30th historical fake engagement between a bluestocking and a rakish duke you can grade them and you know when they've failed. when two books have what should be the same main characters hitting the same plot beats, but one of those books is delightful and the other fucking sucks, you learn some things. some books are bad and still delightful. other books are good but they just don't hit. you start to see the seams in the bad ones. 'oh, this is a weird out of character moment because she wanted to have the kabedon moment and didn't know how to get there'. 'she didn't want the ust to end but couldn't think of a better reason than this deus ex cockblock.' that kind of thing.

you could probably do this with other genres but i like romance because the plot is two people fall in love. that's it. everything else is set dressing. if you can figure out how to make that work you can carry it over into whatever other genre you feel like. mysteries would give you a different skillset around plotting that i don't have.

anyway after that i wrote a lot.

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FIRST ROUND: 11th Tilt

Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher (2019-) VS. Galavant, Galavant (2015-2016)

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Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher (2019-) Portrayed by: Henry Cavill Defeated Opponents: - Roose Bolton [Michael McElhatton], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

“Look at him. Rugged yet pretty, that regal scowl and the alluring golden eyes. He looks like he can protect you and guess what, he will! He may grumble and grunt complaints about it but if you've been trusted to his care, he'll make sure nothing happens to you. And watch out for those rare instances you can get him to smile; catching one of those can change your whole outlook on life. Bonus: looks extra-hot when dirty and streaked with someone else's blood”

Galavant, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Joshua Sasse Defeated Opponents: - Sir Galahad [Michael Palin], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1972)

“pour one out for Galavant, lads. this guy deserved 87 seasons and a movie”

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“The body on this man is pure insanity. How can anyone be this huge? And while he's super-hot when fighting ferociously with a snarl on his face, he's also super-hot with a cute little smirk on his face while he leans back against something with his arms folded and sleeves rolled up. The forearm porn alone, my god!”

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QUALIFYING ROUND: 86th Tilt

Prince Daemon Targaryen, House of the Dragon (2022-) VS. Durotan, Warcraft (2016)

Propaganda

Prince Daemon Targaryen, House of the Dragon (2022-) Portrayed by: Matt Smith

“I love Matt Smith in Doctor Who too, but Daemon is his only character that is really *hot* to me so... I love you unhinged morally dubious fictional characters.”

Durotan, Warcraft (2016) Portrayed by: Toby Kebbell

“big. good fucking lord so big. shoulders for days. hairy chest. big teeth.”

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