#THE FIX IS IN

[simply-ivanka]

Too late kid, but don't fret, you have a Presidential Pardon coming after the election.

[teratomat]

Do they give prizes for best father? I believe they give out mugs, but I don't think they're terribly exclusive.

[weekendviking]

Heh. Ok, Goldman Sachs, an entity best described as a corporate vampire hydra wrapped around the face of humanity, shoving it's razor bladed money siphon vigorously into any orifice that may contain extractable money, leverage, futures or any other imaginary financial instrument, has pulled the plug on AI:

Commentary by Ed Zitron here:

https://www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

[msclaritea]

"Breaking: Warner Bros., Universal Pictures, and Paramount Pictures are battling it out to snatch up Danny Boyle's #28YearsLater.

"Warner Bros. is the current frontrunner to land the horror package."

Great. We're never gonna be rid of this privileged bastard. They're basically saying that Cillian Murphy has already been handed the oscars 2024 and all the talk about Paul Giamatti is just that. Notice that they have Michelle Yeoh in endless horror films, too.

There are horror genre films being announced every goddamn day.

[ladyofdecember]

Why is Frasier going behind his son's back like this? 😅😮😬 He's so well read and educated in psychology, why does he try to manipulate every single relationship in his life?? 😂

[possumtion]

They’re back!!

[cobble-stone]

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[rrremu]

i have nothing to say except i’m coping !

[simply-ivanka]

Ray Epps, the January 6 protestor who was famously caught on video instructing people to go into the Capitol building, has been sentenced to one year of probation.

His sentence will also include a $500 restitution payment, and 100 hours of community service.

Epps' sentence seems to be comparatively light in relation to those received by other January 6 defendants, who have on average received several years in prison as punishment.

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[relina-ruj]

AU: Swansea accidentally overheard Anya talking to Curly

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.