#THE CRINGE LOSERBOY TO EVER

[lightbulb-warning]

Idk how to explain this without this sounding mean but you draw Ouma so cringe looking and it's. Yes he IS a cringe loserboy you capture that vibe/pos

be cringe be free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joelywoely]

they want me DEAD‼‼‼

[tyrannuspitch]

me normally: yeah i don't really ship loki with anyone. i consider him kind of unshippable and funnier for it. also i only care about like five characters in the whole mcu anyway so-

me the moment anyone starts trying to sell me any other loki ship: #stoki #teamstoki #stevexloki #frostshield #frostshield4eva #frostshieldwarriors #stokination frosties grab your snowmen stokeheads grab your tesseract they might have the numbers but they won't drag us off this pitiful little hill alive

[torialefay]

Chris cringe loserboy my beloved

i actually love him like this sm 😭

lil channie who absolutely yearns for you, but thinks there's no way you could ever reciprocate those feelings. so he decides he will have to play the long game in order to earn your love.

a lil kiss-up baby who would do absolutely anything to impress you, so he does everything he can think of & it comes off as cringey. even though you secretly love it.

nerdy channie who makes oogly eyes as you walk by, his heart almost leaping out of his chest when your eyes make contact with his for half a second.

loserboy channie who fantasizes about you every night, kissing the pillow next to him while pretending it was you.

desperate channie who writes you anonymous love letters, thinking that the only way you will fall for him is if you see his words and not his face.

puppy love channie when you respond to his letters, agreeing to give him your number, sight unseen. the way he feels butterflies just thinking about getting the chance to talk to you.

lovesick channie when you text him all hours of the day, falling asleep as your fingers slide across the screen. the thought of him being the last thing on your mind before you went to bed was almost too overwhelming for him. the thought that he, in his never-good-enough form could keep you entertained... it gave him hope. hope for a future with you.

trembling channie as he'd finally agreed to meet you and reveal himself in person. he way he crossed his fingers behind his back as he saw you walking near, fearing what his destiny may be.

cringey channie as he gives you the absolute lamest pickup line you've ever heard, giggling in embarrassment afterwards and apologizing profusely. maybe he would kick himself for it later. maybe not.

at the end of the day, he knew that all he would ever be was a cringey loserboy. good thing that's what you liked.

[alice-after-dark]

okay wait ive got 2:

1) when people portray vox as a cringefail loserboy whos whipped to heaven and back for either al or val

2) when people act like r*dioapple has more foundation in canon than any other alastor ship

Hello friend!!!

Okay, hard agree on both fronts.

(putting under a cut cause this got long oops)

On the first one, fucking THIS. Vox is flamboyant and theatrical and he definitely has a temper, but everyone seems to forget that he is LITERALLY introduced to us as a manipulator of the masses. Like I adore the press conference scene. This is who Vox is to the rest of Hell. People take him very seriously. When the accelerated extermination is announced, people rush to get his opinion. Fuck, they don't even do that to Charlie, the literal Princess of Hell! Vox has his moments sure, but defining him by the occasional cringe is like defining Charlie by that one instance where she was having her conspiracy board red string moment and losing her damned mind trying to figure out what to do to get her plan to work. That's not who the character is at their core. And Vox is most certainly not whipped. There may have been a time in his life where he was for Alastor, but even if that was the case, that time is long dead. Literally the moment he finds out Alastor is back, he launches an attack. That's not whipped and I don't think he really ever could be. Whatever happened between them clearly caused him a good amount of pain and even if things get better between them, I don't think they'll ever have what they once did. At least not right away. As for Valentino, it's called damage control, not being whipped.

On the second one, not gonna lie, I don't pay all that much attention to R*dioApple (censoring out of courtesy because that's how the ask was sent) so I've never seen this claim, but I totally get why that would be frustrating and kinda bs. I may be a ship-what-you-want-to-ship kind of person, but uh...yeah it's made pretty clear at every opportunity that Alastor and Lucifer don't like each other, so to claim they have the strongest foundation in canon as a ship is a little...yeah, no. Like, I get it, I'm a RadioStatic shipper and there is definitely problems between Vox and Alastor, but we know that they have some kind of history and that they, at minimum, were friends (referencing the photo and Alastor's "old pal" comment"). We know canonically that Lucifer and Alastor met for the first time canonically in episode 5 and Alastor instantly felt threatened and went on the attack. That's not a solid foundation for canon.

Again, if you like R*dioApple , THAT'S TOTALLY FINE! YOU DO YOU! It's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't matter! If you like it, go forth and enjoy! But be realistic. There is nothing wrong with liking something that doesn't have a strong canon basis and you don't need to force one to ship something. Fuck, I do it all the time! My favorite ship in this fandom also currently hate each other! And I love me some good ol' they've-never-even-met-but-fuck-they-would-be-so-interesting. Shipping something purely because you enjoy the potential dynamic is totally legit!

[ham1lton]

“he’d purposefully be bad so you don’t ask him to do it again because he hates it that much.”

lando gives such weaponized incompetence vibes it’s crazy to me 😭😭 like ever since i got into the fandom… something in my soul just won’t shake that thought 💀 i loooove your cringe fail loser lando though!! he has me giggling and kicking my feet 😋

CRINGE FAIL LOSER!LANDO CRINGE FAIL LOSER!LANDO CRINGE FAIL LOSER!LANDO

he’s so fun to write. i love cringe fail losers omg. i think that’s why i like george. he’s so loserboy to me. it endears me.

no but fr i totally see it. like you ask him to do something like wash the dishes and he does it but he doesn’t use washing up liquid, just rinses them and you’re like ‘?? i asked you to wash them’ ‘i did’ ‘with dish soap lando’ ‘oooohh… well u should have said that then’

[little-meowyao]

Hello, MDZS fan! Can I ask your top 5 (or top 3) favorite characters from MDZS? And why you loved them? Also, your top 5 favorite moments from the series? Thanks 🤩

Jin Guangyao

He's just. My blorbo. He's so amazing and so interesting and you can fit him in SO MANY ROLES. He's so versatile and he's so so complicated as a person. Going a bit into headcanon realm here but I like the idea that despite being incredibly ruthless when situations ask for it, JGY is also deeply empathetic (and shameless link to a fic sorta about this)

Everything he does has such deep implications for the MDZS society and his upbringing and is just. Wow

2. Lan Xichen

This guy is just so afjshkhagjj. Insane. I love his daddy issues and how they influence him (I love how he basically becomes QHJ at the end. Very sad but thematically aproppriate I think). He hurts so pretty. He's my darling. My little punching bag. I love his characteristic of not taking conclusions without having the whole story (and how that colors post-canon him because he CAN'T have the whole story anymore ☹️) and how that contrasts with killing JGY because of a rumor (metaphorically). MXTX says "I know a guy that is so well-adjusted" and takes you to LXC

3. Su Minshan

Give it up for the most normal guy in the entirety of MDZS! I just [INCOHERENT SCREAMING] You have no idea how much I adore this man. He's a cool guy. He's a cringe loserboy. He dies because he uses too much power.

I like the paralel with JGY and how neither, at end, will ever be more than their origin (son of a whore/lan traitor). I love how deeply resentful he can be and how his loyalty is so ridiculously easy to win but at the same time, in the canon situation, only JGY would be capable of that

He's doggishly loyal and that appeals to me in a atomic level because I'm like that too. A man like Minshan would fix me actually

4. Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen

I know you asked for top 5 but I CANNOT separate these two on my mind

I love how the eye situation paralels chengxian. I love how utterly tragic they are

I love how XXC takes SL's hurt-fueled "I never want to see you again" at face value. I love how utterly self-sacrificial he is. I love how SL spends the rest of his life looking for him. They are so utterly tragic and you cannot convince me they aren't soulmates

(I love how the entire eye situation comes about because SL was mildly repulsed about being touched by XY, as he is with every because of his mysophobia, and XY took that as an insult)

I adore them

5. Nie Mingjue

I don't know what to say about him but he appeals to me deeply. I love how he's dying and he knows he's dying. I love how the conflict with JGY stems from "It would kill me" not being a valid excuse not to do something on his mind. I like how rigid he is in his moral code. The issue with NMJ is precisely that he's NOT a hypocrite.

The man that he is. I love how he flips on JGY and never flips back. I love that he perceives killing JGY as saving him from himself. I love how he is bound by duty in his relationship with LXC, and unlike JGY, unwilling to pretend they can have something they can't.

Da-ge the man you are

As for favourite moments:

JGY's death

I love him taking the last shred of agency he can and also (attemping) to take the culpability of his death from LXC's hand

2. SMS's death

He dies because he uses too much power :( and he dies for JGY

3. The Nightless City scene

I adore how much that says about JGY's relationship with WRH. Ruoyaos my beloveds.

4. JGY giving LXC back the jade token

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

5. The teacup scene

I love how LXC can be so subtle in the way he conducts a situation but he KNOWS how to do it! It's like a slap to the face to the people that were wiping their fingers

[twilight-skies]

augh im sleepy and gay and i dony evemn knoe if this is the right blog but. You ever think about zane from mys. You ever just look at that fuckin boyfail cringe loser and go “yeah”. like i always hated him but now. now i see why he wsd so populr. he ws so cringefail losercore and he even failed at that its insane.

mf really just existed. like he wore a mask and had the emo hair that he probably dyed and wore all black hoodies and shit and wad chubby but. hwta fif he do. like why wad he bullied. like i understand in pdh teens are fuckin assholes but like why were people so mean to him as an adult. he wasnt even emo he was just kinda self conscious. how is he so boyfail cringe loser and he even fails at that. fucin love him

Zane is so……….so fr. Like this is him on a spiritual level in two sleepy gay paragraphs

Eepy deepy black hoodie chubby public-health-aware loserboy to ever cringefail, your honor. And he’s a fucking master of his craft

[whitefrrari]

" ... you're not even gonna avenge me ? " he's pouting as he says it , looking at them with big , wet , pathetic , loserboy eyes . " getting MURKED by a clown would be embarrassing , actually ... maybe you should just act like you know nothing . i wouldn't want that getting out to the press . i'd rather people be like ' aw , myles ... he was so cool and good at hockey . and he had great hair . ' not ' aw , myles , what a clown , no pun intended . ' " he's had a lot of time to think about this since his last encounter , clearly . " ... yes , i did , and i failed miserably , for your information . basketball's stupid anyways . they should have a hockey - esque game here . then i'd show them — i'd win the biggest damn gengar plushie the world has ever seen . " he's definitely not bitter that he LOST and couldn't bring gengar home with him , nope ! myles' lips pull into a cringe , " yikes . bet they got all pissy afterwards too , huh ? " he's definitely come across his fair share of dudes like that on the ice , " sometimes i don't understand guys . " says the guy , " i just feel like ... if you want to impress a girl — get her to like you — you've just gotta be a nice person , y'know ? " ( cause that's clearly working for him ) .

          “  maybe  the  clown  sensed  your  fear  and  they’re  capitalizing  on  that  ,  ”  harlowe  deadpans  .  they  don’t  want  to  say  it  but  given  myles’  whole  demeanor  ,  he’s  an  easy  target  .  “  but  fine  ,  ”  they’ll  dramatically  sigh  .  “  if  you  go  missing  ,  that’s  the  first  person  i’ll  find  .  don’t  expect  me  to  go  all  liam  neeson  in  taken  .  ”  reaches  over  to  passively  sip  on  their  slushie  .  “  i  feel  like  there  was  a  reason  they  put  you  in  the  kettle  corn  booth  over  the  shooting  range  .  risk  management  maybe  ?  and  i  don’t  think  the  hoop  is  the  exact  size  of  the  ball  …  i  heard  they  over-inflate  it  though  .  did  you  already  take  a  shot  at  it  ?  ”  it  wouldn’t  be  surprising  if  he  did  !  “  okay  not  a  lot  of  newbies  but  i  did  witness  a  lot  of  macho  bullshit  where  the  guy’s  trying  to  show  off  to  the  girl  but  fails  so  they  don’t  get  a  prize  .  ”

[ilmommymlkrs]

Makoto is a little hater at heart for everybody. Kenji has a special place though. Speaking of Kenji, I so relate to your reaction lmao. He is so not normal and I love him for it😌😌 also I wanted to reference Koromaru actually, but decided to cut it out to make it less wordy haha

I love my fictional cringe fail loserboy boyfriend 😌🩷 also ofc he is the straightest guy to ever straight /j

When I read “ seeing Kenji say rizz actively took years off of my lifespan” I was laughing so hard one of my roommates from the school dorms questioned me on what happened. But I’m not about to lose all respect they have for me so I didn’t go into details haha

Please the post that is mentioned in the fic is actually on my blog I’m embarrassed FOR Kenji after posting it irl 💀💀

Despite knowing him for a relatively short about of time, Makoto was certain that Kenji had no shame. From visibly drooling over their substitute (who the boy was certain was his one and only) to loudly discussing every pick-up guidebook he read over lunch, that boy was hardly ever embarrassed.

Even now, heading towards the school building, Makoto was going through all the TikTok’s his friend sent him in the morning (was he even getting ready? The list was so massive that it was hard to believe he had any time left to get anything done) all of which ranged from mildly inappropriate to outrageous. It wasn’t anything… outright gross. At least not in terms of hurting anyone (but the sender himself). Most of them where the kind of things one would find in the teacher crush tag on Tumblr. Gods help Makoto, if his friend ever discovered that community.

As soon as the school gates entered Makoto’s vision, he spotted a tall, brown haired boy waving at him vigorously. Then, as if remembering that it was unbecoming of his cool-guy persona, the boy instantly switched his stance, nodding at him in a terribly executed aloof manner. His friend nodded at him, approaching the building. With midterms coming up he wondered if he would be less uneasy entering Tartarus. The hypothesis seemed likely.

„Yo, my guy” Kenji greeted him, pushing his hands into his pockets. „How was that movie night, huh?”

Makoto regretted telling him about his evening plans with Yukari. Not that she was very subtle either. As much as she tried to avoid feeding the false rumours about them dating, she had the worst luck at doing so.

„Just like every other hangout with a friend” the dark haired boy deadpanned.

„Oh, come on!” His friend whined „she totally likes you. And I support it. I mean, who am I to cockblock you, right? She’s totally not my type either so I’m not jealous. That would be stupid, you know?”

His insistence did him no favours in terms of being convincing.

„Sure”

Makoto pushed the doors open and entered. There was no need to check over his shoulder. Somehow he knew Kenji would be trailing beside him faithfully, like he always did.

Just beside them, there was a commotion. Largely uninterested, the shorter teen merely glanced in the direction. A large group of girl swarmed his fellow SEES member, much to the older boy’s dismay.

„Come on!” Kenji nudged his friend frantically „say something to him, he’s like your frie- h-hi! Hi, Akihiko!”

He started waving and trying to speak over the chatter. However, the white haired student did not hear him over his small audience. Kenji, dejected, let out a sigh.

„Come on, man! You gotta take this more seriously! We need him for our plan to work”

„What plan?” Makoto raised an eyebrow.

„To get enough rizz to get women! I swear, you are so uninterested in girls, it almost makes you hotter” Kenji shook his head „to them, I mean! Like, playing hard to get, you know…”

„Don’t you get enough tips from your online courses? Do we really need to rope Akihiko into that?” Makoto pretended to let the earlier remark slide.

„Videos can only do so much. And Akihiko? I mean, look at him! Half the girls are in love with him. If he shares his secrets with us, we’ll be set for life” Kenji puffed out his chest, proud of his flawless plan.

„I thought you didn’t want high school girls” Makoto raised his eyebrows.

„No, but that’s not the point. If I get crazy popular, I will attract milfs as well! I’m not going for some corridor harem, more so the ‚The idea of you’ kinda thing, you know? The guy is this famous young artist and a hot middle aged mother practically falls into his lap! Like instantly!”

Entering the classroom they headed towards their usual seats. Which were next to each other of course.

„You’re not an artist” Makoto said with an emotionless expression.

„You wound me!” Kenji pretended to grab his heart. He put his hand over the right side of his chest „And what about the choker I made you! You gotta admit that was a work of art”

„Fair” the dark haired boy admitted „wouldn’t be wearing it otherwise”

„See? I’m really close to becoming the milf magnet I was meant to be” he chuckled a little too loudly, earning a disgusted look from Yukari „the MILF-man!”

„I’d say you’re more of a mid-man” she rolled her eyes, looking back at her phone.

Ouch, Makoto noted, if the girl’s wits didn’t dull none of his friends would soon be left unharmed.

Kenji looked at her exasperated, opening and closing his mouth a few times.

„You-You know what?” He finally huffed, trying to act nonchalant „your words don’t hurt me. You’re not my target audience anyways. Not yet at least”

„Gross” she retorted, refusing to give him more of her energy.

Before the two could bicker any more, their teacher walked in and started the lesson. A few hours passed like this. A long, boring speech sparsely interrupted by breaks, full of Kenji’s yapping.

Every time the dark haired boy looked at his friend, he was slowly scrolling through walls of text. Makoto wasn’t a nosy guy. If anything, he rarely cared about anything. But seeing Kenji so quiet was unusual enough to pique his interest. Not that he observed his friend, he just, well, knew him enough to be surprised to see him act like this. Yeah.

Without having to constantly reply to Kenji’s notes and being nudged by him any time he saw a fun TikTok, the teachers had no reason to constantly check if he was paying attention. So, finally invisible to his only threat in class (aka. easily irritable teachers), Makoto also took out his phone as well. With one click familiar dark blue greeted him, soon switching to a monochrome colour palette. Looking through his favourite tags and mutuals’ post it took him a while to notice a few new notifications. A blue dot displaying a rather big number hung over the icon of a little smiley face. After tapping in the icon he saw a a column of identical profile pictures. To be fair, he was pretty used to spam likes. He even enjoyed them a little. A new notification popped up, telling him that the new blog had followed him.

Out of boredom he decided to look into the blog. The user ‘ilmommymlkrs’ was fairly new. Still, they reblogged most of Makoto’s posts. The whole blog was pretty mismatched in colour. Clearly, graphic design was the owner’s hobby. The bright yellow and saturated greens didn’t help to make it easy on the eyes. It completely crashed with Pompompurrim’s (who was the account’s icon) golden fur.

There were a few original posts with no hearts.

“I wonder what she is like, after she leaves school” the first one started “I wonder how she likes her coffee. Does she have animals? A favourite flower? A place she’d like to visit? I want to make her that coffee in the morning. Every morning. I want to cuddle with her and our pet on the couch. Bring her flowers every chance I get. I want to see that subtle surprise in her eyes every time I do it. I want to see her slowly change her perception of me. I want to see how I transform from a boy to a man to her”

Makoto’s eyebrows nearly touched his hairline. It was a bit curious how a blog like this liked his content. That’s why he checked which posts they’ve interacted with and it all made sense.

The first post the blog reblogged was Lisa Minci x reader. In the tags they wrote “I’m such a damn simp for Lisa fr she makes me go on my knees and beg’. There were a few jokes about her birthday and a ton of heavy simping. Like proper ‘step on me and I will thank you’ type. To be fair it wasn’t much different from how people usually commented, but this user was… intense.

As an occasional ‚x reader’ writer Makoto had his fair share of run ins with thirsty fans so he paid no mind to this one. At least his work was being appreciated.

@ilmommymlkrs (★🐶)

this was. hilarious. i read it late at night and i couldnt stop laughing every 2 minutes because everything is so unserious thank you for this anon

makoto is his biggest hater i fear.

god i could definitely see kenji opening tiktok first thing in the morning and just sending his entire fyp to makoto. the tiktoks are playing while he's getting ready and he just clicks share each time

"Then, as if remembering that it was unbecoming of his cool-guy persona, the boy instantly switched his stance, nodding at him in a terribly executed aloof manner" what is wrong with him (affectionate).

"With midterms coming up he wondered if he would be less uneasy entering Tartarus. The hypothesis seemed likely." makoto yuki i love you and the way you dont care about anything <3

"„Just like every other hangout with a friend” the dark haired boy deadpanned." seems accurate, considering half of his friends are into him

"Somehow he knew Kenji would be trailing beside him faithfully, like he always did." koromaru's got competition huh. /j

kenji stuttering while trying to talk to akihiko. he is so cringe is this how straight men act

"„To get enough rizz to get women! I swear, you are so uninterested in girls, it almost makes you hotter”" one, seeing kenji say rizz actively took years off my lifespan, two, is this how straight men act (part 2)

"And Akihiko? I mean, look at him! Half the girls are in love with him." im one of them!

the talk about the choker reminded me of when cyyu (aki's reload va) finished his social link and started laughing about the fact that kenji made makoto a choker

"„See? I’m really close to becoming the milf magnet I was meant to be” he chuckled a little too loudly, earning a disgusted look from Yukari „the MILF-man!”" god me too yukari, me too

"Not that he observed his friend, he just, well, knew him enough to be surprised to see him act like this. Yeah." i feel like makoto just observes everyone. so he picks up on everyone's habits and everything

"To be fair, he was pretty used to spam likes. He even enjoyed them a little." twinning!!!!

"The whole blog was pretty mismatched in colour. Clearly, graphic design was the owner’s hobby. The bright yellow and saturated greens didn’t help to make it easy on the eyes. It completely crashed with Pompompurrim’s (who was the account’s icon) golden fur." this is probably how people feel when they see my account(s) i have no concept of an account-wide color scheme

"There were a few original posts with no hearts." giggled

"As an occasional ‚x reader’ writer Makoto had his fair share of run ins with thirsty fans so he paid no mind to this one. At least his work was being appreciated." me and makoto are never beating the twin allegations i fear (but i guess that comes with kinning femc)

overall i loved it, cant wait for the next part!