#THE BEARD AAAAAAHHHH

[saphig-iawn]

Day 17 of Turning me into Me

I think I've achieved a milestone in my journey, I became the subject of office gossip!

I am fairly open at my place of work and I've been telling the people I want to tell that I am trans. I prefer that. It means I get to connect with that person and let them know that I'm inviting them in to a part of my life that I want them in. I've had sincere comings out where I wished they were family, I've had comings out where the person has actually reciprocated and invited me in to their life. I've had funny and abrupt comings out to keep things light and funny. Unfortunately because of how my work.. uh, works, there are some people I've missed and I didn't want to come out via message because it felt so impersonal.

Well it turns out that the person I wanted to come out to got whisper of my news and it actually made coming out to them much more fun. They were lamenting to a colleague that they hadn't seen me in so long, and as they got to chatting they went "well didn't you hear the big thing about [old name]?" and they asked what big thing, "well [old name] is trans, shaved the beard and everything". Well that day I got a lot of messages on Discord of "holy shit this is so amazing!!! what's your name? have you got clothes? aaaaAAHHHH!" I didn't mind being outed, although I think its a strong word in this case, as my workplace is quite safe. It was so endearing.

I saw them today, and I managed to finish coming out to them. I managed to tell them how much I adored them, and how I wanted to just share so much with them, and how I was going to steal their look because it was so good, all the stuff I couldn't tell them before. They were so happy I could be this emotional with them. But they had to leave before I could get to the more complex stuff, so we're having a catch up soon.

I am so happy that I have people in my life that just want to celebrate. They want to cherish and embrace, they embody everything that I couldn't. But now I can, and I am so much happier.

[voidsentprinces]

Vauthry: Ha! Is that all you can do, villains!? BEFORE MY MIGHT AND MY JUDGMENT YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! Warrior of Light: Oh you haven't seen shit yet. I have an ace up my sleeve! Vauthry: HA! WHAT BLUSTER! I AM RIGHTOUSNESS! AND RIGHTOUSNESS! WILL PREVAIL! Warrior of Light: Last chance, Vauthry! Surrender or I unleash Hell upon this Mount. Vauthry: DO YOUR WORST, VILLAIN! Warrior of Light: Alright, don't say I didn't warn you! LALI-HO! Vauthry: ... Warrior of Light: ... Vauthry: ... Warrior of Light: ... Vauthry: I am sorry was something suppose to happen? Warrior of Light: ... Vauthry: HA! PATHETIC! I KNEW IT WAS A BLU--wait what is that rumbling? Giott: ARE YE STONE DEAF YA HALFWIT DO YE NOT KNOW HOW TA GREET YA NEIGHBOR!? Zumutt: WOULDN'T KNOW HIS ASS FERM A HOLE IN THE GROUND WITH THEM MANNERS! Beott: DON' EVEN KNOW 'OW TA LALI-HO, Do 'E DA NO BEARD!? Rakitt: RUDENESS SHALL NOT BE WELCOME IN THIS LAND! BRING EM DOWN FERM IS GUADY THRONE AND TEACH 'IM A PROPER DWARF WELCOME! Xinitt: BY WATTS HAMMER! DIS ONE IS SLOW AS A RAIL WITH A ROCK UP ITS BUM! Vauthry: What is this!? GET AWAY FROM ME! EATERS! EATERS THE DWARVES GET THE DWARVES! NO! NO THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! GET AWAY! GET AWAY! AAAAAAHHHH! Warrior of Light: Fucking warned you.

[stuckyhistoricalfiction]

Teasers

Read some teasers of the fics coming out this December and January!

Bucky was frozen in place as time itself stopped, unable as he was to tear his eyes away from unknown warrior. Everywhere around him the shrieks of war ensued but he was silent like the clouds before a thunderstorm, rooted like a tree where others were slipping in the mud. The blood – not his own, for no one got close enough to hurt him – made the strong muscles of his mid-section gleam when the sun hit it, and his massive arms bulged each time the man swung his sword in ruinous circles. Man. Could he really be? A giant amongst them all, with no markings to show where he belonged. Neither blade nor ink had marred his skin, and he lacked the arm-ring that would prove him a Northerner. He couldn’t be theirs – he was fighting against them with a force so strong it didn’t seem human. All the breath left Bucky. He might not wear an arm ring, but he wasn’t wearing that damned silver cross either in a chain around his neck. All he wore was a golden crown.

“Are you done choking?” The voice says when Steve stops aspirating dried vascular plant bits. The hand once again grips his hair, pulls him up and another hand pushes him backward to sit against a tree and Steve finally gets a look at his attacker. His breath stops. Before him is a savage in leather and pelts, with wild black hair and strange markings down his left arm and shoulder, but Steve can’t pay attention to any of it because his face is painted. White and red and vibrant blue streak across forehead and cheekbones and the eyes are smeared pitch black. It makes the striking light gray irises stand out all the more. His teeth show in a predatory smile between blue and white lips. Steve has heard of Celtic witches. Fearsome stories, all of them. “First things first,” the witch sits down in front of him. “I would never hurt your horse, Roman.” Steve gasps. “Of course, you’re a Roman.” The man scoffs. “I could have picked your stance and build out of a thousand. You have soldier written all over you. You and that ridiculous haircut.” The hand is back in his hair, tousling this time, and Steve curses the fact that he did not have leave to let his hair and beard grow before the journey down. It is probably how the stranger in the tavern pegged him. All his offerings to Mercury were for nothing. “The question is not who you are.” The painted face before Steve becomes pensive. “And I can guess what you’re doing here, dressed like a commoner, skulking around my sacred altars.” Steve’s eyes widen in shock. These woods are consecrated. Tony sent him straight into the lion’s den, and like a sheep, Steve went. The predatory smile comes back, spreads across paint. “Boudica rising,” he whispers. “Is that not why you’re here.” Steve blinks. Bites his tongue. Tries to leave his face impassive, but the witch takes one look at him and once again laughs out loud. It is supremely unsettling. “Aaaaaahhhh,” he sighs, content. “I thought so.” Then he cocks his head left. “Your horse is coming back. Loyal beast that it is. When I sprung you and it bolted, I thought we’d never see the nag again.” Falconis steps into the clearing, snuffling and a little out of sorts, but none the worse for wear. He has not damaged himself in his flight through these woods and Steve is glad. He walks over to Steve and nuzzles his cheek, fluffing happily, and then turns— and does the same to the witch. Traitor.

As many things do, it begins with two corpses; one staining the quilt of snow it lays on a rueful shade of crimson, and the other encased in an icy tomb within the rotting carcass of a downed plane. In a way that defies both sense and science, both corpses are not truly dead at all — at least not yet. One corpse clenches his remaining fingers painfully tight, the knuckles paling to match the snow, grappling with the ledge of life desperately while his companion - his other half - readily lets go, ready to wearily sink under the waves of the quiet and the cold. One in denial and the other relieved. Even though they’re as good as, they’re not dead. Some would say it’s a miracle, a marvel, and that’s just the M’s; nevermind the rest. But, when it is stripped down to the bone, flesh and ligaments peeled away until the ivory skeleton of truth is laid bare, it is undoubtable that these icy graves and their icy corpses are inexplicably, irrevocably, and indescribably intertwined. Perhaps it’s fate, maybe one could go as far as to say it’s destiny. Maybe, maybe, maybe. But the one thing that is undeniable is that from the very second both corpses teetered on the thinning thread between living and dying, their orbits crossed. Over the next handful of decades, they are pulled into each other like stars, spiralling closer and closer until inevitably falling into each other in a stellar collision of a single epic, and irreversible mistake.

“Prince Bohemond VI has submitted to the Mongols.” Marshal Phillips announced solemnly. István looked up from the map. “Are we sending forces to liberate them?” He inquired. It was a larger campaign than they usually engaged in, but the Mongols were also a greater threat than they usually faced. Marshal Phillips shook his head and István felt a bolt of shock through his chest. Surely they couldn’t stand by and let Antioch fall to such a cruel adversary? “The prince claims he is submitting willingly. His father-in-law, King Hethum I, submitted over a decade ago, and has been encouraging other monarchs to do the same for years. He believes allying with the Mongols is our best chance to defend the kingdoms of Christendom from the Mamluks.” “If we submit to the Mongols, there will be no Christendom to defend!” István argued. But the other knights didn’t seem concerned. He thought of the scorched ruins he’d grown up around. The way his mother always choked up when talking about his father’s final stand against “the Tatars”. Desperate for understanding, his eyes sought out Jakab amongst the assembled archers. Jakab was already looking at him with a sweet, concerned frown. István felt a renewed sense of sanity as his friend gave a little nod in solidarity.

“You know you’re quite the informant,” Bucky said softly. “Let’s make a deal you keep talkin to me, and I’ll pay you enough, so you don’t have to walk the streets.” “I don’t need your fucking charity,” Steve growled. “It’s not charity.” Bucky grabbed Steve’s wrist. “You’re in the victim pool. You’re almost an exact match for what he’s lookin for. And you got a son—” “Don’t talk about my son!” Steve snarled. “Let me help you!” Bucky yelled. “I don’t need your help!” Steve yanked his arm out of Bucky’s grasp. “I don’t need anything from you—” “Goddammit, Stevie.” Bucky grabbed Steve and pressed him against the wall of an alley. But Nat’s words echoed in his mind, You’re all violent in your own way. Bucky didn’t want to be violent, especially not with Steve. He pulled back a little, giving the fae enough room to slip away if he wanted to. “I won’t force you,” Bucky told him with a sigh of defeat. “But I really do want to help. No charity, no pity, just help. And I need your help too. You know these victims, I don’t.”

[aquato-family-circus]

headcanon: the only reason Helmut doesn't already have a luxurious beard to go with the mustache is bc he tries to hold out during the "stubble growing in and he hates it" phase but every single time hes like aaaaaahhhh!!! BAD [shaves it off]

[petite-madame]

oh my god, new Dean and Sam art aaaaaahhhh!!! and it's absolutely stunning too! I especially love that you gave Dean Jensen's current hairstyle and look (I love the long hair and beard and I would love to see Dean like that, though it will probably never happen, so your art is as close as I'll get xD). anyway, I don't think I've ever seen you draw Dean like that before, but it turned out amazing! do you by chance still have the no tattoo version as well? I already fell in love with the no tattoos preview you showed on twitter and now that I've seen the final result, I kinda want to marvel at both versions in HD (and maybe use them as my desktop wallpaper privately if that's okay with you)

Hi anon ^^

Thank you so much for enjoying my Sam and Dean artworks so much. It's very kind of you. Sorry about the late reply, I had eye problems. 😶

I especially love that you gave Dean Jensen's current hairstyle and look

I'm such a SUCKER for this hairstyle. I know, I know, it's not 100% Dean's signature hairstyle but he looks so good like this. On the other hand, when Dean was a demon, he had longish hair and I think he looked amazing. And don't get me started about what Jensen is looking right now:

Don't you DARE cut your hair, not even half an inch...

do you by chance still have the no tattoo version as well?

I'm so sorry, it's not going to be possible: I drew the characters without tattoos first but not at 100%: I wanted to be sure the anatomy was correct before applying the tattoos that were drawn on a separate document but in reality a lot of details on the "no tattoos" version were missing, even the faces were not fully done. I posted a WIP on Twitter that gave the impression the "no tattoos" versions could be posted as finished artworks but no, I was FAR from being done. 😶

I hope I answered your questions, have a great weekend ♥

[musette22]

MINNIE!!!!! We get evanstan content even when we don't get evanstan content. What are we supposed to make out of it? Is it a curse or a blessing 😅

Chris is playing the piano wearing a sweater and his NASA cap. Showing off that beautiful beard and long talented fingers with the pristine white curtains in his house and then giving us a cute smile???????I am not okay 😭😭😭😭.

Why is he like this? I love him and I hate him simultaneously. Didn't know such a feeling was possible till this man opened an Instagram account.

Everyone thinks they are going quietly to sleep today and then Christopher jumps in with his soft, compulsarily lovable Boston Bro persona. This guy......

Aaaaaahhhh I know, my love!!!!! It is DEFINITELY a blessing, I’ll take every crumb I can get 😉 Just the fact that he was playing the piano, looking like the world’s softest frat bro boyfriend, wearing that NASA hat and smiling all soft at the camera??? You can’t tell me that that wasn’t a tribute to his boo Sebastian, fellow space geek, named after Johann Sebastian Bach by his professional pianist mother 🥰💘 Ugh it was just so lovely, I just wanna watch it on repeat all day 😭 I feel you so much, honey... This MAN, ugh.

Credit gif 1 @sheisraging & gif 2 @coporolight

[rogerina-deacon]

Masterlist

KEY: Smut -  ☾ Fluff - ❣ Angst - 🌧 Platonic - ☼

SERIES

Brian May x Reader

- “Looking Through the Eyes of Love” (American!Fem!Reader) ON HOLD

Part 1  ❣

Part 2  ❣ 

Part 3  ❣

John Deacon x Reader

- “Point Me In The Direction of Albuquerque” (American!Fem!Reader) ON HOLD

Part 1  ❣

Part 2  ❣

ONESHOTS

Brian May x Reader x Roger Taylor

- Finally  ❣☾

Brian May x Reader

- “Teenage Fantasy” (High School Senior!Brian May X Fem!Reader)   ☾ - “Please” (Sub!Brian)   ☾ - “Magical” (Sub!Brian)   ☾

John Deacon x Reader

-”More Than You Know”   ☾

Gwilym Lee x Reader

- “Hungry For More”  ☾ ❣ - “Sir” (Dom!Gwil)  ☾

Joe Mazzello x Reader

- “Secrets Are Hard To Keep For Long”   ☾ - “That Damned Shirt”  ❣ - “Candle In The Wind”  🌧 ❣ - “Tonight’s For You”   ❣ ☾

Pat Murray x Reader

- “AAAAAAHHHH” ❣ - “Secret Weapon”  ❣

HEADCANONS

Grouped

- Going To A Womens March (Queen and BoRhap Boys)  ❣ - What they do when you get your period on the first date (BoRhap Boys)  ❣ - How they react to your scars  ❣ 🌧 - Sugar Daddies (BoRhap Boys excluding Rami)  ❣  ☾

Roger Taylor x Reader

- Giving Roger a blowjob when he’s supposed to be on stage   ☾

Brian May x Reader

- Giving Brian his first blowjob   ☾ - Brian taking care of you after a day of you teasing him   ☾ - Brian manhandling and degrading you as a kink of yours   ☾ - Being with Brian but you can’t fit in his hoodies (plus size reader)  ❣ - Plus size reader riding Brian’s face for the first time  ☾ - Making you squirt for the first time  ☾ - Morning sex  ☾ - Fucking the shit out of you then cuddling  ☾ ❣ - You have a fixation with his hands  ☾ - He gives you your first orgasm  ☾ ❣

John Deacon x Reader

- Riding John after a long day at the studio   ☾ - Plus size reader has dance moves like him but is insecure  ❣ - Being married  ❣ - Kinky sex  ☾

Ben Hardy x Reader

- Being in a Relationship With Ben Hardy  ❣ - Riding Ben’s thigh when he won’t pay attention to you   ☾ - Going to a concert with Ben (plus size reader)  ❣ - Being on the red carpet with Ben (plus size reader) ❣ - Giving you backrubs when your boobs make your back hurt (plus size reader)  ❣ - Going to the beach (plus size reader)  ❣

Gwilym Lee x Reader

- Gwil comforting plus size reader with scars from bariatric surgery  ❣ - Eating you out with his beard for the first time  ☾ - He’s your sugar daddy but you feel you don’t deserve his gifts   ❣ 🌧

Joe Mazzello x Reader

- Being from Massachusetts and a Red Sox Fan but Dating Joe  ❣ 🌧 - Joe helping insecure plus size reader with anxiety  ❣ - Meeting him/Lucy plays matchmaker  ❣ - Riding his face  ☾ - Slipping Polaroids into his pocket  ☾ - He runs out to get you period supplies when you’re stuck in the bathroom with cramps  ❣ - He does the “Foxy Lady” dance from “Wayne’s World” for you  ❣

Pat Murray x Reader

- Slow Riding  ☾

Gardner Langway x Reader

- Prepping a baby room in the boat  ❣

Taron Egerton x Reader

- Getting High  ❣ ☾

BLURBS

Queen x Reader - Hyping up plus size reader  ☼

Brian May x Reader

- Brian fucking you into the mattress after you embarrass him  ☾ - Waiting for Brian backstage but you get insecure (plus size reader) 🌧 ❣ - He’s dared to make you cum (prompt: being dared to have sex by someone else + slow/patient foreplay/sex)  ☾ - Present day Brian is insecure about his looks and you help you   🌧 ❣

John Deacon x Reader

- John making you squirt and squirm  ☾

Roger Taylor x Reader - Roger comforting plus size reader who self-harms 🌧  ❣ - Attempting to go down on him under the kitchen table ❣ ☾

Joe Mazzello x Reader

- Joe catches you fingering yourself in the bathroom at a party  ☾ - Joe punishing you for teasing you during dinner and making you squirt  ☾ - Joe choking you while you ride him  ☾ - Joe comforting you after you cry from pleasure  ☾ ❣ - Joe making you squirt, and you cry from pleasure so he cuddles you    ☾❣ - Pegging Joe  ☾ ❣ - Joe walks in on you getting off   ☾  - Plus size reader looking so good it ruins his life  ❣

Gwilym Lee x Reader

- Trying to be quiet when visiting your parents   ☾ - Orgasm denial that leads to rough sex  ☾ - Rough, angry, dominant sex after the guys flirt with you, who is his best friend ❣  ☾ - Painplay, sensory deprivation, and extreme bondage  ☾ - Trying a new position outdoors  ❣☾

Pat Murray x Reader

- Pat comforting plus size reader when he finds her crying   🌧 ❣

Gardner Langway x Reader

- Gardner telling plus size reader she doesn’t need to lose weight  ❣  - Mutual masturbation and oral sex  ☾

If you want to be tagged in anything, let me know!!! Even if you just wanna be tagged for certain people/content!

Updated September 22nd, 2019

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Birds of Prey“

*in best Roman Sionis impression*  WHOOO!

Figured I might as well FINALLY watch it.  On with the show!

*silently jams to the opening logos*

This animated intro is great.

*snorts at the little animation of how an egg gets fertilized*

Why is this animated Joker a different (and actually better) character design than what we got in Suicide Squad?  Were we robbed of Letoker in full Joker suited glory?  I think we were.

“Behind every successful man is a badass broad.”  *points at screen in agreement*

I love Harley’s freaking rainbow apartment

The hyena!

This movie has the same amount of color saturation as “Pulp Fiction”

Freaking Bernie the Beaver is holding her tissues!  We stan supportive friends!

*gasp* Cass!

This guy [Roman’s driver] looks an awful lot like Jon Hamm and that is never gonna go away

“It’s not a party without a little drama!”  I love Ewan McGregor

*snorts in hilarity when Harley turns to address the audience about how much she doesn’t like Roman in front of Roman*

“Do give the Joker my [Roman] best.”  Uhhh....

*jams the crap out to “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat*

*laughs at Harley drunkenly giving relationship advice to a female bust in the club*

“Some people have the Eiffel Tower.  Or Olive Garden.”  Can we please hear the stories about Gotham’s Olive Garden?

Oh that shot [of Harley walking away from the Ace Chemicals explosion] is great

[Four Minutes Ago]  *snorts in hilarity*

So far I actually really like Rosie Perez as Montoya.

Huntress!

*Huntress kills the mob people in the flashback*  That was awesome.  And the way Montoya steps back and forth to investigate the body is great.

“Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.”  And oop.

God, seeing Ewan as Black Mask is really gonna throw me off but man this is gonna be a great performance.

*jaw drops in horror when Zsasz removes someone’s FACE*

JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT RATED “R” HUH?!?

“Is that a snot bubble?”  Shit!

OHHHHH THAT SHOT OF ROMAN WITH THE MASK ON!!!  AAAAAAHHHH!!

The SATURATION IN THIS MOVIE

Also the soundtrack and aesthetic in this movie is very... “Suicide Squad”-esque

Man that sandwich looks good

*jaw drops when Harley accidentally throws her sandwich into the road*

Also they de-saturated everything again hahaha

Oh my gosh that guy [”Happy”] is HUGE

[GRIEVANCE:  COSMETIC VANDALISM]  Yeah, that sounds about right

“Par-ley??”  *snorts*

Her [Montoya’s] shirt....

Also why is she wearing that shirt at work?

This movie is giving me huge Tarantino vibes

Why does the actor that plays Montoya’s boss looks familiar?

Oh!  He’s Rufus in “Supernatural.”  Bobby’s kinda buddy!

“Ms. Montoya, we do have a dress code.”  There we go.

They are really just going back and forth in the timeline to cover everything, aren’t they?

Harley’s using nonlethal rounds?

The action set pieces in this movie so far are awesome.

*says “Run, piggy, run!” along with Harley*

Of course Dinah is singing “This Is A Man’s World”

Also I’ve seen like a 20 second Twitter compilation of Roman saying the f-bomb and it’s glorious

“We could make our own family.”  Oh snap.

WAIT THAT’S THE GUY WHOSE FACE ZSASZ REMOVED!

Does... Roman... like Dinah?  Like... that?  Or is this manipulation?

*chuckles when drunk Harley slides up next to Dinah at the bar*

*gets very uncomfortable at a guy trying to take advantage of a drunk Harley*

C’mon Dinah...

What’s the song playing here [when Dinah’s beating up the guys in the alley]?

Uh whatcha doing in the corner there, Zsasz?

“Oh sooongbirrddd?”  Noo...

Did I just see a street sign that said “ANUS”?

So is Cass faking a broken wrist or does she actually have a broken wrist?

So far my favorite characters are Montoya and Dinah.  Not gonna lie.

*has to muffle laughter when Roman does the mmkay hand sign* 

“I mean, I like crossbows!”  *giggles*

Holy shit, Zsasz is jealous of Dinah.

“Look at his little ears, the little haircut...”  *insane giggling*

ZSASZ IS DYING IN THE BACK I LOVE THIS SONG

Dinah is clearly rethinking some life decisions while looking at that statue of Roman

*jams out to “Sway with Me” by GALAXRA*

*Cass robs Zsasz of the diamond*  WHOOP!

*winces when Roman does acupuncture*

“SHE’s a chILDDD!!”  *laughs*

ZSASZ

Ho shit that shot of Roman on top of the stairs looking down at Harley

“VOTED FOR BERNIE” HAHAHA

*Harley completely derails Roman’s villain monologue*  THIS IS AMAZING

HE [Roman] GOT A BOWL OF POPCORN

*Zsasz licks Harley’s cheek*  EEUUUGGGHHH!!

Did that goon just pull a tampon out of Harley’s pocket?

I’M SORRY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PICTURE OF NUDE ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?

*gasps when Roman backhands Harley across the face*

OH HERE WE GO

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT

ROMAN IN THE STRIPED SUIT

THE CHOREOGRAPHY

WHY WAS IT SO SHORT I LOVED IT

Where is this cover at on the official soundtrack?!?

“I’ll give you ‘til midnight.”  Hold on, hold on, what’s the timeline for this movie?

Harley’s just booking it in the background

Aaaand we’re back at the beginning!

Aaand there’s Harley!

Wait there’s about an hour left and we just now got to Harley meeting Cass?

CONFETTIIIII!!

Is she just using paint bombs on all the guards?

Harley, trying to enter the cells:  I AM PRESSING.  EVERY BUTTON.  I CAN FIND.

Why would they put Cass in the cell block with all the adults?

OH HALSEY!  COME THROUGH!

*Harley slides across the floor to knock a guy down*  OHHHH!!!

Daniel Pemberton’s orchestral score for this movie is reminding me an awful lot of “Into the Spiderverse”

Is that Katana’s sword?!?  How the hell did it get there?!?

WAIT SHE’S GONNA HUFF THE COCAINE?!?

Jesus, now THIS is Harley’s fighting style!  Holy crap!

*gasps when Harley gets kicked back and knocks off a car door off its hinges*

*jaw drops*  SHE JUST SET THAT DUDE’S BEARD ON FIRE

How does everyone seem to know where Harley is?

*Smash cut to Harley buying laxative for Dinah in the store*  Hahahahahaha!

“I do not care that you’re [Cass] a kid.”  Yeah, Harley, didn’t you uh... assist in the murder of Jason Todd in this universe?  Hmmm???

Wait so how long ago have Harley and the Joker been together?

Doc calls Harley “lotus flower”!

Those are the nuns from the school in the beginning!

She is actually... talking to the beaver

“[Joker] Sounds like a dick.”  I mean, yeah.

Also I just realized that Harley drew an actual dick in the Joker drawing’s mouth

HUNTRESS!

OH NOW WE’RE GETTING INTRODUCED TO HELENA!

*eyes widen in shock at the Bertenelli massacre*

*chuckles at the smash cut to Helena practicing in the mirror*

*Roman sees someone laughing in the club*  Oh no.

“Get on the table.”  Uh.

Oh no what is he doing?

“DANCE, ERICA!”  Ohh.  Shit.

“Take your dress off.”  *jaw drops in horror*

God, I cannot watch this.  Holy-

*has to avert eyes*

*Roman stops Dinah from leaving*  NO.

“You soothe me, little bird.”  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

OK, I can take a breather now.  Ohhhh my God...

They’re [Harley and Cass] really just having a girl’s night

BRUCE, NOOOOO!!!

“No one knew we were here except-”  DOC SOLD THEM OUT!

“This next bit ain’t very pretty.”  Oh boy.

“I [Roman] own this town.  You have my protection.”  Mmmmm... no?

Whoa this super dramatic cover of “Hit Me with Your Best Shot”

OH HE’S [Zsasz] GONNA SEE THE TEXT SHE [Dinah] SENT [to Montoya]!

*Roman starts to break down*  Oh.  Shit.

OH THIS MUSIC

*Roman puts the mask on*  OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OH THIS IS GREAT

Also of course Joker and Harley had a hideout in Amusement Mile

*winces when Montoya punches Harley right in the boob*

*Harley kicks Montoya out the window*  Oh she dead

*gasps*  Zsasz!

Man that sideways shot of him is terrifying!

OH FRICK NO

JESUS I DON’T LIKE THIS

So is it implied that Zsasz only kills women or what?  I thought he was an equal opportunity killer?

“That’s why he [Roman] needs me [Zsasz] to look after him.”  Dude.

...did they just kill Zsasz?

Everyone except Harley is pointing guns at each other and all I’m thinking of is that scene from “The Office”

*snorts in hilarity for Harley clapping for Helena completing her kill list*

Oh Roman just brought a whole freaking army

OHHHH HE’S GOT THE MASK

Oh this music *chef’s kiss*

Oh my God is Roman gonna find Zsasz’s body?

Oh that crane shot out of the lair and back outside?  That’s some good shit.  Cathy Yan, I see you.

“I [Helena] DON’T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!”  DINAH’S FACE!

*Helena pounces on a goon in the slide down and kills him*  Geez that’s awesome

This whole set is great

*Helena gives Cass her old toy truck*  THIS MAKES ME SAD

Yeah when did Harley have time to put on her skates?

Some dude just gets shanked then leaps back up

That fight scene just went by real quick

*gasps when Roman shoots Montoya*

*jaw drops when Dinah does the Canary Cry*

*Harley gets sideswiped by one of Roman’s goons*  Yeah no there’s like half a rib cage gone

*Harley works on overtaking one of Roman’s goons’ car*  CRAZY TOWN BEEP BEEP!

*Harley backflips onto the top of Roman’s car*  OHHHH!

Founders Pier... geez that looks great

Wait are those all Roman’s goons just lining the dock or are those just statues?

Oh they’re all statues.  That’s creepy.

“exCUUSEE me?!?”  *snorts in hilarity*

*jaw drops when Cass tucks a grenade in Roman’s coat and activates it*

*still shocked when he FREAKING EXPLODES*

I’M SORRY THEY JUST KILLED OFF BLACK MASK

*Cass finally goes to the bathroom*  Finally!

“Does she always [Montoya] talk like the cop in a bad 80s movie?”  *laughs*

Guys Helena is great

*laughs when Helena laughs at the fact that Harley stole Dinah’s car*

“They call themselves the Birds of Prey.”  Yay!  Lemme see them again!

Harley’s jacket has a bedazzled vagina on the back of it

Look at Cass with her jacket and sunglasses!

“Yeah, I made the kid my apprentice.”  Yeah, that’s not gonna last long.

[woodelflady]

Real time thoughts while watching the past 2 Star vs the Forces of Evil episodes

The Right way/Here to Help

-Heck yeah! Star & Co. to the rescue

-Shit no! The f'n mark is growing???!!

-Yes! Rainbow mega robot armor! Girl doesn't even a wand to conjure that power. Whoot!🌈🌈🌈

-Holy shit Eclipsa's spell a.k.a ultimate destruction☂️🦋☠

-Oh! Poor Eclipsa. She really doesn't want to turn into her mom.😥

-Star pocket Marco hug

-Huzzah!👸

-Well shit. That's an army.....😯

-Spiderslime forever😍

-Poor Jorby wolf monster dog licking his wounds.😢

-The eagles are coming!🦅🦅🦅

-Get that monster some meat. Or chicken at least. River, bless you.🍗🍗🍗

-How to train your Baby- Snookers version.😊

-Buff frog- Everyone died.🙁

-Kissing on a goat pig

-Damn it Moon stop with the elistist tyrannical conquering cycle.🤬

-This is Spartaaaa- justice...i mean justice?

Pizza Party/ Tavern at the End of the Multiverse

-Building towns on nests😶🕷

-Ah promises of glory through conquering🤔

-River's beard meat🍗

-Give Eclipsa her poolstick

-You should smile more- (I burst out lauging)😂

-My whole life is this situation🤣

-Dude. Dude! Aaaaaahhhh!😮🤯

-Get in the eye ball👁

-Grandma room ghost reunion.👻👻👻👻

-No Star. Unless you only want to eliminate the magic's weaponization and destruction capabilities, you should probably not destroy magic.🤓

-Surprise.😱🦎

[mxrcury-lxve]

ohmyGOD

Today my school had assembly and I was with my friend walking to the hall and we wanted to see if our other friends were at their lockers but they weren't, but my crush was there and I saw him looking at me and we turned to head off, he called my name and when I turned around he asked if I'd seen the new Thor trailer and we started talking about it and infinity war and cap's beard and the leaked trailer on the way to the hall but then we had to go inside and sat separately but oh my GOD I still have butterflies it was the best part of my week and aaaaaahhhh