#THATS SO FUCKINGN CUTE

[vampfucker666]

btw costuming/tv movie wardrobes/whatever are my biggest source of clothing crime complaints. my god some of the outfits they put on people.

[kayotic-catgirl]

live blogging my reaction to tmagp 14 in one post lets goooo

this episode title is...intruiging. can't wait to see whats all thats about!

alice and celia!!!! my two faves!!!! love them so fuckingn much <33

SAMCELIA DATE MENTION samamakhalid mostly talking about work on a date is so funny i love him .celia called sam a "sweet guy". they are in love (im insane)

[furious note taking] celia likes lillies. and so does alice

samama khalid and his pathetic weirdo rizz <33

oh no interpersonal relationship issues......

......ALICE X CELIA!?!?!??!?!?!?

[praying] pleaseplease polyamory......pleaseeeeee. ok but fr i think celia should kiss both sam and alice. she deserves all the love she can get.

(but on that note, im not so sure about sam x alice. feel like alice should probably move on from him tbh. its okay coolest pathetic girl failure in the wordl, you can kiss his girlfriend and also gwen!!)

you can't tell me this wasn't celia having the biggest Bi Panic known to man. god bless this woman. she's so fucking real. if i went out with a pathetic meowmeow guy and while trying to figure out of his cool ex gf was okay with that she started jokingly(?) flirting with me, i think i'd collapse. i love you miss ripley <33

hi lena and sam!! i think its so cute how sam hums while working, he's just a silly guy

GWEN WHERE ARE YOU DARLING

HI CHESTERRRRR HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! <3333

PARASITE MENTION????? THIS IS HOW THE CORRUPTION CAN STILL WIN GUYS

OH MY GOD CORRUPTION GIRLS (gender neutral) WE ARE SO BACK

these descriptions sure are descriptions alright. sbakes :))

SOME SORT OF INSTITUTE?? LIKE THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE PERCHANCE?????

oh oh no. not fun. horrible. so bad. (affectionate)

im gonna eat this casement its so good.

me and sam share a braincell we thought about the same institute

OH HEY GWEN!!!!!

omg the girls are fighting....

COLIN.....COLIN SWEETIE WHERE ARE YOU?????

conclusion: i have OFFICIALLY been sold on alice x celia alongside my already present adoration of samcelia. I ADORED THAT CASEMENT. ITS SO FUCKED (AFFECTIONATE). and i am worried about everyone

[usamey]

Apple pie, peach, shortcake, cherry pie, brownie and cupcake for Scout?

tHANK YOU NONNIE *MWAH* *yells about scout for hours*

Apple pie: How does your f/o sleep?

Oh my GOD he is SO annoying to sleep with (in the most sfw way possible:3) He totally starfishes out over the WHOLE bed, he snores, he probably drools too, that bitch. i will bet Real Money that he kicks in his sleep ARGH HE SO ANNOYING. it’s also canon that he has nightmares so maybe i will be nice to him but just this once 😒

Peach: Little spoon and big spoon?

after discussing with the Big Brain Scoutfucker Council, we have come to the agreement that scout is, in fact, a Little Spoon. however, i want to be cuddled by him so I am Little spoon now. but!! the hims lays on My chest and sits in My lap, if that’s any compensation.

Shortcake: F/Os Love language?

Hmmmmm...... oooh maybe acts of service! Grand gestures n shit! Like in expiration date when he threw Miss P a prom- that was MAD cute. Ooh or maybe words! He’s really bad at it but when he’s like “bro- you’re kinda sorta maybe cool. Not cooler than me, but- pretty close.” you KNOW he loves you and would do anything for you. Ahhhhhhhh idkkkkk

Cherry pie: Who said “i love you” first?

*flips through manuscript of S/I backstory that i’m too afraid to write* hmmmm.. it appears that I do the saying of the I Love Yous. It’s super cute and scout almost dies💛 *sighs dreamily*

Brownie: What is your f/os favourite part of you?

Fluffy hair!! Fluffer hair!! Pet me on the head- right on the fluffer hair! I would say ass, but i gotta keep it classy😎

Cupcake: Pet names?

He is the Boston Boy and the Baby Boy and the Dumbass and the Jermey OOH OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS HE’S J-BEAR!!!!! J BEAR J BEAR J BEAR J BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MY LITTLE J BEAR DHDJNDMSN AAAAAAAAAAA

I am the Idiot and the Tin Can and the Short Stack and the Mini-me and the Short Stuff and pretty much anything you’d call a short person :]

[volfoss]

ships to rate: bruabba and gyjo? maybe even yasugap if you're up for it

ok ur about to see such a long post its nto even gonna be funny, tldr i love them all

also gonna put a fic i really like for them if ive read one/ a fic idea i wanna write plus maybe ranting, this is not coherent but my spelling isnt too bad

post under cut bc its very long

Bruabba:

my loves my lifes

they r so soft for each other

the fucking rain scene when bruno extends his umbrella

and how bruno is like trying to hold back his emotions post abba dying

in case its not super obvious by the sheer volume of bruabba content i reblog this is one of my otps

ALSO the fucking boat scene where abba pretty much is like yeah ur home bruno

ajdskjghdsgjk

hc that they r meeting up in the afterlife w nara and having a good time (also read a phenomenal fic about it that ill link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33118039 it is emotionally fucking me up days later <3)

dads dads dads but bruno is the caring dad that just gets you and takes care of you in the most gentle way and will sacrifice himself over and over again to see u happy and abba is the sitting in the armchair and u sneak in like 2 minutes past ur curfew ur busted but i was also worried about you

these two men own my whole heart (also my ao3 history i exclusively am reading bruabba and dadbacchio)

i have so so many thoughts toward them like yeah i just love them so much

i will never ever not write them as in love

t4t and bi4bi

every single canon thing about them makes me so soft but i think what makes me softest is just how its so clear that they rely on each other in situations

fanon interpretation rant rq:

but how some ppl really interpret them so ooc that its just like bruno mommy and abba cares about literally none of their kids (explanation on the mommy thing is bc most of things that do that are weird bc they really r treating bruno like a single parent who is raising the gang on his own and thats all when abba is literally there and caring about ppl (ie the purple haze incident w giorno, like he wasnt the most nice in his wording but why else would he be like hi move away from the danger if he didnt care??)

ppl also just tend to not really do the separation between how abba acts around others and how he acts towards bruno and has him being kinda aggressive towards him for literally no reason when they r literally so soft w each other

and also they r both so fucking pretty and i am in love with them both

if i think about them too long i will combust and i am blaming u solely for that one

ship dynamic of savior x savior bc they both really did save each other and i love them sm

fic ideas for them r they both live and leave passione and take their kids w them <3 (gang would crumble but thats not my problem)

ok also another hc that i have for them is that bruno will buy larger sweaters and wear them and give them to abba if hes having a rough time, they have a shared closet imo

10/10 ship

Gyjo:

OK OK OK

FEELINGS ON MAX

these guys r also my beloved but in a depressed x very happy but hiding depression way

the the fuckingn way that gyro ltierally risks everything in the ringo roadagain fight to save jognny

and the way that johnny is literally fucking broken post gyro persiheing and adopts his speech pattern a bit and ugh

I am obsessed w gyjo but i think the funniest crack ship is poly but w diego and they all fucking suffer (fic that sold me on that: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22887796/chapters/54705517)

i cannot find the one fic that i really loved for them but needless to say i am soft w them living and just being together

update i found it: its a modern au and really really sweet! https://archiveofourown.org/works/31821940/chapters/78780595

one day ill actually write the fic idea i had for them which was basically they live and they dont sell the land they got from the sugar mountain arc and johnny wanted to start somewhere fresh anyways and gyro adopts marco and they make a lil log cabin and have a nice rest of their lives

i am a massive sucker for their ship

ALSO how johnny is always laughing at gyros jokes

smth i wish we got more of in canon were those moments where they just chilled and talked and had those kinda interactions

fandom complaining time!! the fucking way that some ppl just really take the gyro funny and johnny submissive trope is like my biggest pet peeve. did they not read sbr?? did they not see the multiple times that johnny has murdery eyes? i think personally its ppl infantilizing him a lot and it makes me really frustrated

ok also a fic that really really fills me desire for a they all live and everyone is happy is this one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22812394

i love them sm but unfortunately cannot have coherent thoughts about them :(

10/10 ship

Yasugap:

gonna start this out w saying i did mildly speedread through jojolion so i dont have as many big screamy thoughts

BUT!!! them!!!!!

their canon interactions r the cutest thing and even if they werent, id ship it solely to spite joshu

josuke is a million trillion times better for yasuho (not just bc of how joshu is a fucking freak and is absolutely the worst i would run him over with a dump truck)

i really like how they both r so happy around each other but i think my favorite scene w them is when yasuho has to explain to josuke that hes crying and hes just like :') yeah

but they have so so many cute moments and the ending makes them the only couple to make it out of this list

i love how yasuho is just like willing to drop anything to help him and how they help each other out a lot during the whole time (if im remembering right?)

their dynamic is just 2 sweethearts

also love the moment that hes like look away yasuho :) then proceeds to beat a man up

they r canon (as is everyone else sorry <3)

i dont read a lot of part 8 fic since i need to reread it to properly understand the plot post like chapter 65? so i dont have any recs or complaints

BUT i do have a few hcs!!

i think yasuho would get josuke matching phone straps or phone cases

and when they move in together, i think they would raise sugar gliders (or potentially kidnap squirrels from the local park)

i love all of yasuho and josukes interactions but oh man every time that josukes past gets brought up i do start bawling

they both mean the world to me and how their romance is just built on such a clear foundation of trust and care it makes me so soft

they both give off such dog ppl energy tho and i love that for them

ALSO ok the way that yasuho helps josuke w his memory and is always there for him

i will never ever ever get over them

but i think one of my favorite scenes is the one right at the beginning where she gives josuke his name and how that plays into the rest of the story with him discovering his identity but still clinging to the one that she gave him since it was him, he wasnt just kira or josefumi he was josuke

10/10

if i think about them anymore i will start sobbing, the last chapter wrapped every last thing up so well and im so so glad that it did

[incorrect-clone-wars-quotes]

i can’t believe we’re finally here (07.12 - Victory and Death)

“victory AND death”

they’re gonna fake their deaths

fuck i can’t do this

i’m so scared

I DONT WANNA LET GO

god this intro

this music

NONOBOBONONONO

I DONT WANT YOU TO END

what am i gonna do

that’s a gorgeous shot

it sounds like ahsokas name in the music

fuck dude

the fact that they’re all wearing her markings. DUDE.

PH SHIT

YEAAAAAAH MY FAVORITE DYNAMIC DUO LETS GOOOOOOO

the droid noises :,))))

BRO.

“he didn’t escape, i let him out.”

rex: w HAT THE FUCK??????

omg pure white clones

that’s kinda rare

OPE

maul is really just. a literal legend huh

all without a lightsaber

the most dangerous mf

DAMN BITCH!!!!!!!!

what the hell is he doing

UHHHH WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

Ohhhhhhhh that’s probably a good idea get out of hyperspace

oh shit where are they even going

corouscant??

DAMNNNNN MAUL!!!! FUCKING POWERFUL!!!!

he recked that all by himself

where’s that

what planet is that

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

“if they weren’t trying to kill us i’d be proud” REX YOU CANT SAY THAT

oh shit

ooh sneaky music

is he gonna try and escape with them LMAOOOOO THEYRE NOT GONNA LET YOU IN

oh it’s just a moon

AHSOKA?????? what’s that face

is she gonna like. force stuff

ooh that’s a nice shot with the light coming across

OH FUCK THEYRE LIKE. RIGHT ON THENMOON

AHSOKA???!???????????? UHHHHHH

they didn’t even SEE MAUL???????

bruh

bro. i’ve never been more stressed out in my life

i mean i know they live but. oh my god

OH FUCK

FUUUUCK THATS A LOT

OH COURSE THEY WERE FUCKING WAITING FOR YOU. FUUUUCK

OH MY GOD NO

NONONONONONONONONONONOON

JESSE BABY!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!

you’re right they don’t :(((( you need to get out

rex thank you for saying something

:((((((( fuck

HES FUCKIGN CRYING FUUUCK

ME TOOOOO REX ME TOOOO

he’s not just a good soldier he’s a good man!!!!!

oh my god

jesse :(((((( baby come back i love you

AN IDEA???? girl.

rex doesn’t like the phrase “i have an idea” it means anakin is about to do something stupid

god droid noises are SO CUTE

oh jesus i forgot about maul

oh do. do they not know rex is freed

did he just say execute IT?????? IT????? JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO THEY KNOW WHO DARTH SIDIOUS IS??? bro

JESSE. BABY PCME ON . I LOVE YOU.’

JESSE LISTEN TO HIM. JESSE

FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

“yeah i didn’t much like being a commander anyways” AHSHFHFJFJJDBFKSKFJJDJD

OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING EIGHT NOW

OH SHIT

OH SHIT!!!!

why did he have her lightsabers?? to make it look more real??

MAUL I WILL FUCKING . DESTROY YOU

DONT EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

YOU BITCH

MAUL!!!!! i will MAUL YOU!!!!!

jesse :((((((((( come on

OH FUCK

JUST UHHH USE THE FORCE

YEAH DROIDS!!!!!

NOOOOOO

FUCKING MAUL!!! FUCK OFF!!!!

catch it with the FORCE

YEAH!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh fuck oh fuck

DONT LET GO DONT LET GO

fuck they let go

NEVER LET GO REX

fuck fuck fuck fuck

SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GONBA DO NOW

well fuck

oh course he fuckign got away

jesus

THAT WAS SO FUCKIGN COOL WAIT

REPLAY

OH MY GOD

FORCE USE THE LIGHTSABERS AND DIG A HOLE

BRO. AWESOME

no one:

rex: being thrown off of platforms and falling against his will

someone make a series this has happened so often

oh fuck

OH FUCK

I FORGOT THEY WERE DOWN THERE AHAHHAA

PH SHIT LMAOOO

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOONONONONOONONONO

holy shit if these aren’t the two most powerful goddamn people in the galaxy. BRUH.

of course it’s the furthest one away OF COURSE

IT HAPPENED AGAIN DHFJFKJFKDKFJDKIFS

HE LOOKS SO FUNNY

GODDAMNIT LMAOOOOO

FUCK SHE GOT HIT

cmon rex baby you got it

haha yeah you’re gonna break apart

and that’s on letting a psychopath loose 😌

FUCKING JUMP GIRL!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

WHATS GOING ON

I THOUGHT SHE MADE IT EHATS HAPPENING

FUCK

FIND HER REX

that’s terrifying lmao

oh thank god holy shit

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

WHAT???????? COME ON!!!!!!!!!

JESUS CHRIST

force push cmon

just FUCKING GRAB OT AHSOKA

HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD

jesus christ

oh my fucking god

they fucking . made it

can you BELIEVE!????????

is this the fake graveyard scene

perhaps?

jesus this looks so creepy

they took down an entire fucking. BATTLE SHIP BY THEMSELVES

absolute legends

yeah it’s the fake graves

that’s a shovel

THE ROBE. OH MY GOD

OH MY HOD

OH MY GOD

THE FUCKING . BRO

oh my god.

jesse

the symbolism?? amazing

what’s this????

oh boy

i don’t like this music

what’s happening

IS THIS THE FUCKINGN EMPIRE??????????

THIS IS THE FUCKING EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS A FUCKIGN STORMTROOPER!! BITCH!!!!!!!

no

nope

absolutely not

i will not be finishing this episode

NOPE. WILL NOT.

it only takes 0.2 seconds of darth vader breathing for me to absolutely fucking peace out

NO FUCKING WAY. NO.

fuck but i have to finish it

SHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are they gonna show him

I DONT WANNA SEE

FUUUUUUCK

can he like. sense her presence

i hate this what the fuck

FUCK

DONT EVEN . WHAT THE FUCK

BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ITS HER FUCKING BIRD THING!!! SHE CAN SEE SHES WATCHING!!!!!!!

man fuck this

HES GONNA TAKE IT?????

fuck that shot man

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK

oh my god

[astralshipper]

Astra i gotta know. What kinda island would you think Sam would have? Would his be nice and clean, with flowers and paths or more messy? WOULD YALL SEND EACH OTHER CUTE NOTES VIA MAIL IN ANIMAL CROSSING???

OKAY FIRST OF ALL THIS ASK HAS GIVEN ME NEW LIFE. MY LIFES BREATH WAS RECEIVED THROUGH THIS ASK. THANK YOU KIND SOUL.

Okay let’s b real. Sam would not let the island b messy. I would, but sam wouldn’t. He would b so annoyed w me bc I just. I just throw things down. Though I DID clear up the weeds soooo!!! basically I’m a cleaning master and I deserve respect.

okay but fr jfjfjdkd sam would insist we make it look really nice and I would try my best but he would definitely come through afterwards and fix everything up fhdjdjdj,,,, we’d also definitely have our fave villagers.... mine have always been (over the years) bones, beau, fang, butch, joey, and kitt. I feel like sam would like aurora, bam, bob, goldie, sherb, and fauna!!

yes, we absolutely WOULD send each other letters omfgjfjfjjfjf thATS SO FUCKINGN CUTE?????? YES. ABSOLUTELY. DEFINITELY. OH MY GOD.

[chaosbisexual]

list of discoveries over 2017

hi so,, 2017 has been,,, quite a fucking year. and over the course of the past few months, i’ve been making a list of things that i’ve learnt over this year. some of it is trivial and some of it is important as hell, but it’s all helped shaped 2017. here’s what i discovered. 

if u dont wanna read or see what i’ve learned, it’s cool, it’s under the cut if u so choose :)

exercise actually does release endorphins and makes you feel good. walking and gentle exercise is still good and it doesnt have to be at the gym or intense

travelling is good for your soul.

anxiety isnt forever, it comes and goes. and there are ways to feel better

it’s not all your fault 

people doing the things they love and seeing that smile when they’re happy is the best thing in the world.

platonic handholding is important 

music is also good for the soul (this isnt news to anyone but its nice)

don’t give up what makes you happy 

you don’t have to be afraid to put your content out there. it’s yours and people will like it. and you dont have to do it for anyone anyway

you’re restless so stay at home days are only good in small amounts

baths are nice,,, rlly you should have them more often

dont drink caffeinated drinks when you’re anxious. stick to water and decaffeinated tea.

working. in a job is tiring and anxiety inducing but you will be rewarded ($$$)

you’re really not a bad person 

achievements can outweigh mistakes if you let them  

lillian ( @thelouvvre ) and hannah ( @acestephendene ) have the most adorable voices and skype makes you love them more (SKYPE THEM MORE OFTEN THEYRE CUTE AS FUCK)

you make big mistakes. and thats okay. you fuck up and you will keep doing that and its human.

if you hurt someone, apologise and deal with it as sincerely as possibly. it is as human to hurt as it is to breathe, whether you are hurt or doing the hurting. 

november = good music 

you’re gonna stop being hurt by the things that are hurting you. the person who you thought would always stay in your head, the person you thought you would never get over,,, you’re gonna get over it. it’s gonna take a whole lot of time and a hella confusing 6 months, but december has you looking back and realising huh. i don’t feel that way about them anymore. 

your family = lighting fires, ride or die (this is not a metaphor my cousins rlly like fire) 

reaching for goals is great, looking forward is amazing, but always take a moment to appreciate what is around you. the way your friends laugh, the music you like now, how tall your step brother is right this second, how the leaves look this time of year. later you’re gonna look back and wish you were paying more attention. 

friends ! platonic relationships ! so important !

you’re a fucking emotional mess, disaster, catastrophe. but you know what else you are? fucking sixteen years old. you’re allowed to be a mess and you’re allowed to be dealing with shit. 

writing in the backyard at midnight = good content 

haps. just,,, haps. happy naps 

u make at least 3 bad decisions in a day ok it’s just expected at this point. BUT ur gonna get better at it and ur gonna start lookin after urself,,, eventually

boys are fucking confusing. just,,, trust me they’re so confusing i don’t know why i only discovered that this year but BOYS SUCK 

GIRLS HOWEVER ARE FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE BUT UR GAY ASS IS TOO AWKWARD TO FLIRT SO,,, 

sometimes,,, life is a fucking soap opera. but its all okay.

memories fuckingn hurt. okay remembering that thing that you did with that person and how it felt and how stupid/happy you were stings. but better days are ahead.  and one day, nostalgia is gonna come and rear its head again, but even then, there’ll still be more amazing things coming for you.

what ifs also fucking hurt. because so many things could have gone differently and they didnt and it’s not great and you’re probably always gonna wish that things went better and that you kissed them or that they said or didnt say that thing or didnt end up w that person but you’re both gonna move on and be just fine. 

you’re gonna be okay and do just fine. you are gonna have an amazing life. 

A HUGE THANK U TO; @gaygaea @umcharlie @w-byers @acestephendene @thelouvvre @jediparkers @lucypcvensie @georgiehenley @childoftimeandmagic @annalightwood @freyasgayshakespeareplace @mayasderen @theflerpyfail @hpwritersnet. thank you so so much for every kind thing you have all done for me. this year has had a lot of downs, but seein each of u on my feed and in my life has made it that much better. so thank you, from the bottom of my heart. 

and the year2020 squad; u guys probs wont see this but if u do; ur all assholes, but i love u guys more than tea and breaking things. 

i hope everyone has an amazing 2018. 

[jiminnamoro]

Confession: I like to send you a cute message every few days telling you how cute/pretty/sweet/nice you are bc I have lil crush on you 👀💕🌸

you have a crush on me!!! thats so fuckingn cute i might get a heart attack sfgklhfg my precious petal i wish i could make u understand how grateful i am to have you in my life but im not good with words :(( i love you so much!! if you ever want to come off anon, im here waiting for u with open arms 💛

[hallelujuh]

hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™ even if no one cares

piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..

ass-mar

the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this

the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.

im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”

also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit 

k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe

“i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;

k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie?? 

‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.

in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.

god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad

i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD

one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)

how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(

“’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child

“piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him

and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.

my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao

he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw

piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd

i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno

“piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;

“piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies

“this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing

simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;

simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav

“only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.” why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird

“piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha

when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw

“piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”

what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao

“ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute

“’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic

more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him

indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed

i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao

the whole three blind mice convo…i luv

particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY 

also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(

“’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE

piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks

“jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t let anything happen to piggy, must we?’” AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT

“piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.

piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!

“he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd

piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad

samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute??? 

also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw

piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh

“when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him

“piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me

when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him

“piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE

“piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY

“ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.

piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is

piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!

when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.

the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,

PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK 

“he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…

the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.

“’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.

piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad

his last words…powerful and iconic.

i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad

k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain. 

of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing

[jiminnamoro]

I wanna take you stargazing so we can stuggle under a blanket (with a bottle of wine of course) and i can look at you at and be like “im not looking at the stars because youre the most beautiful thing here” and then id kiss you cuz youd be so blushy and cute 🌸💕🌸💕 wow im really gay -baby

that’s pretty gay but sdfhlgdjgf holy shit sign me up for it..... thats so fuckingn cute /take me on a date/