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school of abyssopelagic cephalopods

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redditor who age regresses to get "the full r/explainlikeimfive experience"

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hands you more punisher and runs back to my cave

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we could be so fucking wet and loud

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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Layton and Luke finally meet some Americans

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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You can see my smiley, but eyes are the doors to the windows to the eyes... which, you cant really see

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forcefop him make him into a real dandy

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i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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guess who got accidentally smushed flat onto my desk because she silently sat by my right hand and is the perfect shape of a computer mouse

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(joker voice) grapes... (rotates grape between my fingers) are a kind of food... (flicks grape in the air and into my mouth) that can make a man craaaazy! (joker laugh)

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people who say 'toxic yaoi' when theyve argued once are not getting it. mutual psychological torture while fundamentally building your worldviews around each other idiot . mutually assured destruction with tongue

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