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these guys suck

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hell yeah baby

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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS "FUCK‐WEB"

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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thanks, google ai

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fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

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AHHH dude you scared me my body went into suck or fuck mode!

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While I’m mostly glad I’m probably not getting the job as a hot sauce salesgirl I applied for because overall it seemed kinda sketchy I am mourning the fantasy I had concocted of secretly building up an insane spice tolerance and then getting famous and going on that talk show where you eat really spicy hot wings and not breaking a sweat and when I pound back five Penis Annihilating Demon Pepper Fuck Your Whole Life wings (no ranch) with no reaction the host goes wow wizard you’re so awesome and hot we’re gonna give you a comically large check for a million dollars and crown you princess of the concept of being hot and I’m like omg wow this is such a surprise and then who busts down the door? That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite guy, Lego Batman! He’s here to tell me that because I never stopped believing in myself he’s going to adopt me and train me in master building and cool fighting skills. And the Lego stores (two) that ignored my job applications (both of them) both get so jealous that they explode but I don’t care because I can handle the heat from my spice training.

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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