#THATS MY JOB
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Why would I stop? You like it.
I bet you’d like kneeling for Price, giving him a little smile while you thank him for coming to visit you and feeling his big hand ruffle your hair before he picks you up gently and lays you on your plush bed for some snuggle time.
I bet you’d like Gaz’s soft, slow movements as he ties your hands behind your back and slips the blindfold over your eyes, holding still for him and dutifully opening your mouth when he tells you to, asking quietly after the meal when you’ll be allowed to feed yourself only for him to chuckle and kiss your forehead.
I bet you’d like waking up to Soap’s tongue lashing over your cunt, getting you ready for his cock, doing and saying whatever he tells you to if it means you’ll cum, even crying out how much you love him and how thankful you are that they all took you, that they keep you here.
I bet you’d like being fucked into the forest floor by Ghost while he holds you by the neck, keeping you prone while he growls out promises of what he and the others will one day do to their favorite pet, clenching around him in dual terror and desire, only for him to carry you home and sing you to sleep after you’ve been tended to.
I bet you’d like Rudy and Alejandro touching you everywhere, testing out what makes their new plaything scream, being held between them while they explore your body and use you for whatever they want, spending your nights with them inside you as you drift to sleep bound in their arms.
Am I correct?
ANON YOU GOTTA STOP GOD DAMN IT
#you make ME flustered#thats my job#i also find your lack of denial of being one of them very suspicious/j#youre feeding my followers well and i thank you for it#gothghostiie#ask ghostiie#cw dark kinks#dark kinks#cod#ghost#soap#gaz#price#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra#ghost x reader#soap x reader#gaz x reader#price x reader#alejandro vargas x reader#rodolfo parra x reader#spirit submissions#ghostiie goes dark
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is this man trying to kill me?? I just haven’t had him on the main screen in a while and omg-
#LIKE SIR#AND HES BEEN LIKE#IVE SPOILED YOU#DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS? BUT THEN GAVE ME A MEAN ASS LOOK LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO SASSY SIR#THATS MY JOB#lads#love and deepspace#lnds#l&ds#lnds rafayel#lads rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace
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Everyone bully @antiself88 into meditating with me
#☀️.* txt#☀️.* side verse | ghost crossover#this is a joke#bdjjfjdjf#dont actually bully him.#thats my job
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unblock me so i can block you please
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Sometimes (daily) I get bored (stick with me here) and (here we go!) I like (:OOOOO) to move (it move it) the create a post pen red dot of doom (doom) and fling it (fling it!!!) across my screen.
#yes i did that#you cant stop me#brackets are my life#have i annoyed you yet#i hope so#thats my job#crappost#im so silly#im exhausted#its 1am#well technically#1:10am#so hmph#silly mood#im just a girl
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removing staples is kind of fun. you just kind of lever them off!!
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FUCK. I AM HALF AN HOUR LATE.
SIX-THIRTY MOTHERFUCKER
༼ つ ಠ_ಠ༽つ
@irl-morros-account
SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
??????!
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Someone on ao3 told me that my fic was well written and made them cry and I have never felt happier
#fanfic#lca#lego city adventures#me watching as people sob over my fic:#I get it now#also me:#still going to be upset you killed off my fav character though#THATS MY JOB
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( @solitariusdeluna ) Coyote ♥
am i a male-wife?
What a rather profound & yet ASSINIGN question. Her husband was QUIRKY, to say the least. He still had much to learn about this world & all the going-ons around him, despite what he had read in books. No pages truly prepared him for the real head scratchers & by extension, she was NOT prepared for some of the CURIOUS things he tended to ask. She lets out a DEEP sigh & allows her proverbial head scratch to manifest in the physical. ❝But... I have the boobs... So I'm pretty sure I'm the wife.❞
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hey. i love you, fish
#FUCK YOU JESUS#keep up the great work fish#your evil schemes and plans are going great#and FUCK JESUS#not literally#thats my job#wait what who said that#i HATE jesus. i am full of HATE#FUCK YOU JESUS AND YOUR STUPID PRETTY FUCKING FACE#i love you fish#dont listen to jesus#fish. i love you. jesus can shut his up
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anyways cis guy friend that a year ago I wouldve considered a much cooler metalhead has been turned into a domestic emo ass by his girlfriend tell me why this man is a flair for the dramatic posting
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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
#sketching my blorbo to prevent going insane haha#my friend has presented me with some epic the musical songs#that are very VERY jason coded#going insane actually#go give ruthlessness a listen i beg you#you mean to tell me that 'Cause you fight to save lives#but won't kill and don't get the job done#I mean#you totally could have avoided all this had you just killed [my son]#are you meaning to tell me thats not THEMS#change 'my son' for the joker the fucking clown whatever u get it#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#digital art#dc fanart#art#sketch#fanart#artists on tumblr
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head in you guessed it
#its getting meta. they are writing their OWN fanfiction INSIDE MY FANFICTION#STOP IT#THATS MY JOB#they are orchestrating some imaginary meet cute and now i have to chase them around taking notes 😵💫😵💫#ITS MY JOB TO COME UP WITH THE AUS AROUND HERE#WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'TELL ME A STORY'#YOU *ARE* THE STORY#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I'm fucking QUAKING
what I’m seeing vs what I’m writing
(I walk ((without looking at my phone)) a lot because I always feel inspired when moving. Please buy me a small treadmill for more frequent postings)
#not to be TMI but my wife said something EERILY similar to this during one of Dannys Favorite Activities#ill let you take a guess what activity#but no fr she was like ohhh? wait fr your ex didnt do this?#how long have we been together?#shit i gotta step my game up#dont worry though love i know he never spoiled you like this#thats MY job#and when i tell you my guts are STILL SETTLING#lord#i could barely walk#i also had to run up 4 flights of stairs that very next day and nearly passed out#i blame my wife#BUT ANYWAY HAHAH TMI DANNY TIME THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL HAZEL#IM GONNA GO DIE NOW#alastor smut#alastor x you#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel smut#alastor#alastor x reader smut#fanfiction#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin alastor#Smut#rutting alastor
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