#THATS MY JOB

[gothghostiie]

Why would I stop? You like it.

I bet you’d like kneeling for Price, giving him a little smile while you thank him for coming to visit you and feeling his big hand ruffle your hair before he picks you up gently and lays you on your plush bed for some snuggle time.

I bet you’d like Gaz’s soft, slow movements as he ties your hands behind your back and slips the blindfold over your eyes, holding still for him and dutifully opening your mouth when he tells you to, asking quietly after the meal when you’ll be allowed to feed yourself only for him to chuckle and kiss your forehead.

I bet you’d like waking up to Soap’s tongue lashing over your cunt, getting you ready for his cock, doing and saying whatever he tells you to if it means you’ll cum, even crying out how much you love him and how thankful you are that they all took you, that they keep you here.

I bet you’d like being fucked into the forest floor by Ghost while he holds you by the neck, keeping you prone while he growls out promises of what he and the others will one day do to their favorite pet, clenching around him in dual terror and desire, only for him to carry you home and sing you to sleep after you’ve been tended to.

I bet you’d like Rudy and Alejandro touching you everywhere, testing out what makes their new plaything scream, being held between them while they explore your body and use you for whatever they want, spending your nights with them inside you as you drift to sleep bound in their arms.

Am I correct?

ANON YOU GOTTA STOP GOD DAMN IT

[portaldust]

Everyone bully @antiself88 into meditating with me

[jadeyharls]

aaaand hes asleep

[anumacy]

Sometimes (daily) I get bored (stick with me here) and (here we go!) I like (:OOOOO) to move (it move it) the create a post pen red dot of doom (doom) and fling it (fling it!!!) across my screen.

[paperchamomiles]

removing staples is kind of fun. you just kind of lever them off!!

[feral-ass-raccoon]

FUCK. I AM HALF AN HOUR LATE.

SIX-THIRTY MOTHERFUCKER

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@irl-morros-account

SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

??????!

[leafiion]

literally yes

[legofiction]

Someone on ao3 told me that my fic was well written and made them cry and I have never felt happier

[elxfi-archived]

( @solitariusdeluna ) Coyote ♥

am i a male-wife?

What a rather profound & yet ASSINIGN question. Her husband was QUIRKY, to say the least. He still had much to learn about this world & all the going-ons around him, despite what he had read in books. No pages truly prepared him for the real head scratchers & by extension, she was NOT prepared for some of the CURIOUS things he tended to ask. She lets out a DEEP sigh & allows her proverbial head scratch to manifest in the physical. ❝But... I have the boobs... So I'm pretty sure I'm the wife.❞

[fratboykate]

random angst idea: when they were together Yelena and Kate casually talked about baby names, with there being one in particular they both really liked. Years later, Yelena has her beeb and Kate finds out through social media stalking that the name is the one their kid was supposed to have (with Natasha as a middle name for a bonus gut punch)

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THE WAY KATE WOULD OPEN A WINDOW ALL THE WAY AND SERIOUSLY CONSIDER JUMPING OUT OF IT FOR FIVE WHOLE SECONDS OH MY FUCKING GOD??????????

but also the angst on yelena's side because at that point she thinks there's about a 0% chance she's having a kid with kate so like...why not?????? she might as well use the name. lowkey (high fucking key) nostalgia moment for her that only she understands the importance of. AND THE CONVERSATION THEY WOULD LATER HAVE WHERE ITS CLEAR THAT KATE IS ACTUALLY REALLY HURT THAT SHE DID THAT "our name...with someone else..."

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[fagdykebassboy]

anyways cis guy friend that a year ago I wouldve considered a much cooler metalhead has been turned into a domestic emo ass by his girlfriend tell me why this man is a flair for the dramatic posting

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[gingerbreadmonsters]

head in you guessed it

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[kaboomb]

Bites

Do it again , and I'll bite your ear off . ❤︎

[vintage-cringe]

I wrote this goofy thing during chemistry so ... enjoy?

🥾

I like walking in crowds

Then no body can hear my squeaky boots

It doesn't matter if I feel uncomfortable

At least I'm quiet

It does matter if the world around me feels sharp

At least I'm no one

-Mr. Shushed