#FUCK YOU JESUS
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hey. i love you, fish
#FUCK YOU JESUS#keep up the great work fish#your evil schemes and plans are going great#and FUCK JESUS#not literally#thats my job#wait what who said that#i HATE jesus. i am full of HATE#FUCK YOU JESUS AND YOUR STUPID PRETTY FUCKING FACE#i love you fish#dont listen to jesus#fish. i love you. jesus can shut his up
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mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3
#NO I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED NONA PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME#the next book still doesn't have a release date and i don't wanna be left in lingo#and also i love nona and don't want anything bad to happen to her and i have a feeling. bad thing are gonna happen to her :')#also can you fucking believe it's december now. jesus christ#anway. tags now#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#harrowhark nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#nona#harrianthe#kay byeee!
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel comic#JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST#BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie#hazbin alastor#Alastor#charlie morningstar#angst#hurt/comfort#whump art#I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more#I only bust that out for something special#now let’s do something else! like eat!
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hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool 3#like a prayer#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#honda odyssey#like it just occurred to me today that not all of you were raised on Madonna#or raised Catholic while you were queer so now you have A Whole Thing with that song because Reasons#mcu#marvel jesus#wolverpool#wade x logan#deadpool x wolverine#they fucked in the honda odyssey
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i could get crucified but jesus wouldn't make it through one day without paracetamol
who has suffered more jesus christ or me when i'm on my period
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
#sjonnie.text#i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and#they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS#AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT#i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ#text post#anti instagram#anti tiktok#anti influencers#anti capitalism#20k
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"Sometimes, taking a leap forward means... leaving a few things behind."
POWDER IN THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT HEXTECH | ARCANE S02E07
#arcane season 2#arcane jinx#arcaneedit#league of legends edit#jinx#league#arcane#~arcane#~#arcane spoilers#i'm in fucking tears jesus christ LOOK AT HER#LOOK AT MY GIRL HAPPY AND THRIVING AND SURROUNDED BY FAMILY AND LOVED ONES#A THOUSAND PLAGUES UPON YOU RIOT#this entire act just annihilated me completely
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance
WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS
who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff
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Fundamentally, if the democrats lose the presidency in 2024, it will not be because of "voter apathy" or "the idealistic left" or Cornell West or whatever third party candidate the liberals end up blaming. It will be because the democrats have failed to meet the lowest standards of many Americans.
You can talk about strategic voting until you're blue in the face, but fundamentally, people need reasons to vote for a candidate. There are people in this country watching as their family members get slaughtered by American arms, sent to Israel by Joe Biden. The people watching their families get murdered in Palestine have no reason to support Joe Biden. How can you ask them to?
"Sorry your family got bombed, but I need you to vote for the man who is directly responsible, or *real* people are going to suffer too."
It was at this point While I was drafting this post that I heard he just started bombing Yemen. It's like he's doing everything in his power to sink his own fucking campaign, are you shitting me? This isn't a matter of "stupid commies not being realistic enough", he's not just working for the status quo; just about every action he has taken since October 7th has been an escalation of conflict in the Middle East and made it worse for everyone living there. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
You can scold people for voting wrong as much as you want, but fundamentally the way that democrats can win elections is by pursuing good policy. If the only argument you can come up with in favor of Joe Biden is that he won't do 1 or 2 of the terrible things that Trump wants to do, then that will simply not appeal to the people who are most intensely affected by Biden's failures (not to mention people who have moral objections to genocide, even when it doesn't affect them). You can scream and cry all you want, people are not going to just overlook his role in the ethnic cleansing of Gaza just because he is the Less Bad Genocider.
If a republican wins the presidency in November, you can blame the hundreds of thousands of voters/nonvoters who should've agreed with you and put aside every moral concern they ever had about the Biden administration... or you can blame the one fucking guy whose massive foreign policy failures are going to tank his re-election campaign.
#us politics#uspol#2024 elections#palestine#biden#yemen#jesus christ are you fucking kidding with attacking Yemen?
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okay now this is getting out of hand who gave stan mabel's sweater
there's a time traveler on the loose and they keep giving the youngins of new jersey accessories that arent supposed to exist yet
i dont think he likes pink
anywayyy reblogs appreciated as always, or like it or just scroll past it but if you want anyone else to see this you're gonna have to reblog :>
also i did one of little ford if you're interested shdfksdhkuh
insanity is once again below the cut
what was i DOING the scale was all off
"duhhhh uhhh whats hair"
i figured it out eventually like i always do
gave him a face, it is enrichment
did NOT know what i wanted the pose to be
eventually decided on this despite wanting to give him little dino hands instead because i cannot dra w hands
colored without shading
also i drew most of this with my cat sitting on my shoulders
my back hurty
#gravity falls#gf#gf fanart#gravity falls fanart#gf stan#gravity falls stan#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#stan gravity falls#grunkle stan gravity falls#stanley gravity falls#connor draws#anyway jesus fuck thats enough tags#sorry im trying to like actually get my art out there 😭#you can probably tell im still learning poses and shit if you're a good artist and you have any tips to stop glaringly fucking up#my ask box is open
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Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?
#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic 3 trailer#Sonic 3 trailer spoilers#I’m. just confused.#I don’t understand#WHERES AMY N ROUGE AS WELL bad day for women Jesus Christ#YOU COULD SO EASILY FIT THEM IN THE MOVIE THO. LIKE YOU CAN EASILY PUT THEIR NARRATIVES IN THERE TO COINCIDE WITH SONIC N SHADOW’S#the GAME DID IT. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE#we’re not gonna see Sonic get arrested. are we gonna see the fucked up prison cell of Gerald. probably not#I have Thoughts okay#I ramble
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“Why don’t you want me” after literally throwing a sink at her head to kill her RIO BABE WORK ON YOUR TIMING
#I was rewatching like Jesus Christ no fucking wonder Agatha didn’t respond to that#not even a nice death just a gross one#who wants to be killed by a sink#anyway if you had asked back in episode 4#instead of ruining the moment like a loser#she probably would’ve said ‘I do’ and then kissed you#so that’s kinda on you#she fucking wanted you at the end tho#dying like that#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#vidarkness#katherine hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha harkness x rio vidal
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The next logical step after drawing them all in dresses
(edit: I swear if one more person says anything about horror I'm deleting this)
#cross is there too#he doesn't get to wear a dress because he's not in the polycule#fuck you#utmv#undertale#sans#undertale au#sans au#ink sans#ink!sans#dream!sans#dream sans#swap!sans#swap sans#nightmare!sans#nightmare sans#killer!sans#killer sans#dust!sans#dust sans#horror!sans#horror sans#cross!sans#cross sans#jesus fucking christ#my art#1k#2k#3k
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Godstiel but he was crazy horny and obsessed with Dean. Going around preaching the good word of Dean and reading from the Winchester Gospel (supernatural books). He’d put Dean Winchester on all the stained glass windows and replace Jesus on the Crucifix with Dean on the Rack.
#can you imagine all of deans one night stands thinking they fucked Jesus#and then he’s suddenly number one on fbi most wanted list#I’m like really into this#fic writers#please help me#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#misha collins#deancas#jensen ackles#spn crack#godstiel#headcanon#writers on tumblr#writers#fanfic
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